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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: Racy theater stock car This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438735) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:03 PM Author: floppy whorehouse Well, it has been nice knowing you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438738) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: glassy boiling water depressive you will fail if you put a deadline on yourself like that.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: Racy theater stock car I've been slacking on my life, I need structure like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438751) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: glassy boiling water depressive if you put pressure like this on yourself, the women will smell the desperation.
It is more like this: the less you think about it...the sooner it will happen.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Emerald scourge upon the earth credited response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438794) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Racy theater stock car Please shove those cliches up your fucking ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438797) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: glassy boiling water depressive if you don't want to listen then you will fail again and again and end up like Onan.
HTH |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Dashing nursing home haha. true true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441146) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:14 PM Author: Emerald scourge upon the earth no no....he's dead on. women can sense desperation. no woman wants a man that no other woman wants.
if you want my advice, go to a bar/club with a friend that's a girl. The rest is history. Just like girls can smell desperation, they can also be tricked into smelling a great dude. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: Wine passionate stag film Thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: beady-eyed copper coffee pot Well I'm looting for you.
I always thought curiosity is a much stronger driving force than lust. Unfortunately higher driving force to find sex usually translates into desparation, which in turn translates into unattractiveness. So I'd imagine it gets easier after the first lay. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: dun stage So what's your plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438778) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Racy theater stock car Get laid asap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438784) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: dun stage Dude, you need an actual plan. Your current plan only works for masturbation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438795) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: cerebral macaca hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438787) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: tripping turdskin Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: :D
This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: Dashing nursing home hahahahahahaha 178. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441127) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Dashing nursing home oh? tell me more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441123) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Racy theater stock car Quit being such a cunt. thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441154) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: Dashing nursing home ?, i was just asking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441182) |
Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Maniacal cuck Awwww....that's too bad. I kind of liked you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438785) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: beady-eyed copper coffee pot bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438796) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Maniacal cuck you called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438806) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 5:59 PM Author: sick orchestra pit whos the chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2439846) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:26 PM Author: Racy theater stock car No idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440034) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: Racy theater stock car I'm not wasting money on that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: Laughsome mother space Getting laid is easy. The trick is getting laid by a girl who is at least a 7.5. If she isn't a 7.5 it doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440077) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:02 PM Author: chestnut wagecucks travel guidebook The way people here rate women, that might make me a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577223) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:33 PM Author: Wine passionate stag film I think I'm joining :D in this. If I don't get laid in 31 days, I'm never posting again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:10 PM Author: zombie-like patrolman piazza Sure I'll throw my hat into the mix. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440345) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:16 PM Author: autistic lodge ratface i'm with you, guys! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440378) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Dashing nursing home i see where this is going......... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441133) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: aquamarine greedy goyim correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441258) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: Bright razzle-dazzle candlestick maker me 2
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: chartreuse spectacular range roommate I'd fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Bateful spot old irish cottage fucking him with a dildo doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441149) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: chartreuse spectacular range roommate that wasn't even funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441225) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Dashing nursing home he looks like the psycho son on desperate housewives. not bad at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441151) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:23 PM Author: Idiotic pit goal in life How's this coming along (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571821) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:30 PM Author: floppy whorehouse Hahaha, I completely forgot about this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571880) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: beady-eyed copper coffee pot Are you serious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571914) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:37 PM Author: Filthy Talented Keepsake Machete Office what's the big deal about getting laid? just visit a brothel if it means so much and stop whining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571931) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: floppy whorehouse 12 days left... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577207) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: know-it-all boltzmann there is zero chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577212) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 4:03 PM Author: Bright razzle-dazzle candlestick maker i fear we may never hear from :D again, in 12 days
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: zombie-like patrolman piazza Change fear to hope, and you will have the credited response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611478) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: swollen claret blood rage Get really drunk, I mean absolutly shit faced. Then go to a party. Then find the fattest most repulsive girl you can find, practice your game and flirt with her for 20 minutes. Tell her you have to go find a friend. Hit on every girl that sends you anything better than a "he's not disgusting" vibe. Get said girls really drunk. Attempt to fuck any and all of them. If all else fails, find the ugly fat bitch...tell her you're sorry you got separated, you had so much fun talking with her and other bullshit. Swallow your pride and fuck a fat ho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578634) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: clear cracking shitlib antidepressant drug they say love conquers all, but analytical strategizing is pretty powerful too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578637) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: translucent galvanic pisswyrm cumskin This guy seems to know what he's talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578649) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 2:47 AM Author: comical gas station brethren wow. post of the month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609983) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:32 AM Author: swollen claret blood rage :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628818) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:03 AM Author: stubborn locale this is 100% right on. this is the reason i visit this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610056) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:54 PM Author: Concupiscible shivering hunting ground rehab A++, 180
This would be the model answer on file for: Gettin' Laid Law 101. |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: wonderful frozen church building Who on earth has this much trouble getting sex? It's really not that hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578638) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:14 AM Author: sinister institution boistinker he doesn't have a pair of tits to wave around like candy, as you do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610112) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Dashing nursing home it's called having standards. it's a good thing. HTH
As soon as you get with a gross chick and chicks know, here is what happens:
1. Your SPV goes down about 500 pts. and you can no longer get really hot bitches b/c they are signaled you can't do any better. They also get disgusted. 2. From then on, you may still get to fuck hot bitches, but they will be of the total dirty whore variety who is fucking like 8 dudes concurrently. 3. You get limp dick in the middle by looking at her rolls, she then tells all her friends you are bad in bed. Since it is a hump and dump scenario, she then tells all her friends what a small penis asshole you are. 4. Once you define the quality of woman you can get, it stays there and that is all you can get. 5. Fucking a disgusting chick once is far less prestigious than being an 18 yo virgin. Give him a break, he is a frosh. |
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Date: April 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: floppy whorehouse 11 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2587774) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: Bat shit crazy vibrant elastic band dog poop 10 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594815) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: drab partner time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin'... into the future... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594828) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: Multi-colored chest-beating jewess mental disorder what song is that lyric from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594855) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:07 AM Author: Pearly electric church affirmative action It's a Seal song.
correction: It's originally by Steve Miller but Seal did a cover. The name of the song on "Fly Like an Eagle." The USPS used a different part (of Seal's cover, I think) for their advertisements. |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: floppy whorehouse FYI, Buck2=Zoomtard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594838) |
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Date: April 20th, 2005 7:49 PM Author: floppy whorehouse 9 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601009) |
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Date: April 20th, 2005 7:51 PM Author: stimulating new version resort maybe you can get a discount on a hooker if you order in advance; like barbri (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601019) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 10:29 PM Author: floppy whorehouse 8 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2608527) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 1:35 AM Author: zombie-like patrolman piazza Oh shit, that's 7... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609676) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:08 AM Author: flatulent well-lubricated tanning salon :D is gonna rent a whore and pwn you all. I have faith. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610081) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:52 AM Author: Bull headed address Hell, if Jimmy can do it... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610270) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:38 PM Author: floppy whorehouse One week left... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611441) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:40 PM Author: zombie-like patrolman piazza I'm looking forward to him being banned from the board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611452) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:41 PM Author: glassy boiling water depressive He will fail.
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:43 PM Author: zombie-like patrolman piazza If anyone from this board helps him get laid, I will hunt them down.
Thus saith the Turd. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:47 PM Author: Dashing nursing home I've been helping him for months, prepare to be pwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2612397) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: zombie-like patrolman piazza Die. Now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634478) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:59 PM Author: 180 electric furnace Dude... Why don't you just rent some pussy? You can pick something you like and she'll probably be a good lay.
Don't let these girls fool you...you are ALWAYS paying for it. Directly. The problem is, you normally pay for a raffle ticket and she decides later whether to pull your number. As long as you keep buying tickets, there is no reason for her to give away the prize and risk you running off.
Rent it, dude. At least its an honest transaction. Taking girls like Betty Page out and trying to prove you are good enough and spending all your loot on them so they can jerk you around... thats just WHACK.
Good sex is 50/50... so why keep pretending like she is giving you something? Why keep pretending like YOU are the winner and she is the prize-giver? That system is a fraud.
Rent it. Work it. Use it. Abuse it. Learn it. And you will own it.
You have less than a week.... |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: floppy whorehouse 5 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625722) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:15 PM Author: green parlour fanboi Sad thing is, this board may be his best shot at some sympathy cooch. Which forum did you choose for attending hell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625747) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: azure crotch water buffalo *tick tock* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625733) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:00 AM Author: hyperactive submissive crackhouse associate :D,
4 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:06 AM Author: charismatic philosopher-king center why do i get the feeling he's just going to come back with some stupid variation of his moniker like :0) or something and say he was only going to stop posting under his :D persona? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628796) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:12 AM Author: hyperactive submissive crackhouse associate :D,
3 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: orchid irradiated set No worries. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights are prime nights for fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634479) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:27 AM Author: razzle famous landscape painting Only if he submits to the gloryhole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634481) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:27 AM Author: Naked boyish azn it's more like if you don't get laid in 31 days you're going to be posting here for the rest of your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634266) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:23 AM Author: zombie-like patrolman piazza Don't even suggest that. I'm looking forward to that asshat being gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634474) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: floppy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2636711) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: floppy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638823) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: Nubile trailer park half-breed dont want to get ahead of things here, but short of a high resolution video, is anyone actually going to believe him if he says he fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638890) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Smoky Theatre Would paying an escort count? XOXO's legal team really needs to start researching this issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638912) |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 4:32 AM Author: hyperactive submissive crackhouse associate :D,
2 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: autistic lodge ratface creepy but i like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2641846) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: High-end very tactful location Submarine Captain is paralyzed with fear at the impending doom implied by your schtick.
Good schtick. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:27 AM Author: Bateful spot old irish cottage 1 more day.
Your present incarnation will not be missed.
See ya fag. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:29 AM Author: Dashing nursing home BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647758) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:31 AM Author: floppy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647764) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:32 AM Author: tripping turdskin Nana Na Na, Na Na Naa Na, Hey Hey Hey, GOOD-BYE. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:32 PM Author: Mewling hairraiser fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house hey colon come on, stop this nonsense. you are only 18. my former student/boyfriend lost his virginity at 20 and was a much sought after guy. you don't have to be in such a rush to lose it. however, I do encourage you do get out there and start trying to date women. and I disagree with what the other girl said about being with ugly women. I like guys who date uglier girls because it means they're horny and they're real men. the ones who refuse to be with anyone below an 8 have low sex drives, otherwise they'd lower their standards to get some. don't listen to them. don't worry about sex. just keep doing your regular vaseline thing, and make an effort to go out with girls. then the sex will come eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648373) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: stimulating new version resort the point is that at 18, if he's not getting laid at a public university in Texas, it's b/c he spends too much time, way too much time on this website. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648389) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: Onyx vengeful haunted graveyard becky exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:36 PM Author: Onyx vengeful haunted graveyard becky guys who lose their virginity at 20 were obviously not very sought after. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648412) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Mewling hairraiser fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house well it was by choice in his case. he did date a bunch of girls but didn't want to do it unless he was in love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648441) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: Onyx vengeful haunted graveyard becky so he's gay then. I'm sure he'll come out of the closet in the near future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648451) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: glittery ocher sex offender corner Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648818) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: lake point Good Lord.
He's not to be trusted. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: Dashing nursing home That is what I told him. He is too high strung about it. I knew a really hot guy who was at 23, and another who when i found out he was until 22 I was completely sshocked. Not jesus freaks or anything either, just chance, circumstance.
I agree, I miss :D, and it is no big deal, but #1, he will be back, #2, if he doesn't i am happy for him. The lame thing would be to lurk or get a different sn. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Opaque Hominid Party Of The First Part Have you been drinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648805) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Racy theater stock car Looks like my time is drawing near. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648811) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: green parlour fanboi Take the elephant walk my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648861) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: Racy theater stock car Why are you and Zoomtard the harhest towards me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648867) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Opaque Hominid Party Of The First Part Don't forget me...I think you're a little fucktwit too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: Dashing nursing home haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648997) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: green parlour fanboi I have no idea what you are referring to with respect to me. I meant the above in a friendly yet solemn manner. As far as the board goes, you are pretty much dead man walking right now. I have no desire to see you go.
I think zoomtard has a little brother perception of you and thus likes to put a pillow over your face and punch you repeatedly in a loving manner. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: Flesh parlor I will find myself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648986) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: Dashing nursing home :D is not selling out. he will bang a cute chick you would tell you friends about either this summer or fall semester of next year if he keeps making an effort to make progress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649007) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: Flesh parlor It seems that this would require 1) getting off the board and 2) refraining from telling new parents that their baby will die of SIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649042) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: Dashing nursing home we are working on those charcter lapses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649063) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: excitant meetinghouse Find yourself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649026) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: Opaque Hominid Party Of The First Part One hour to get laid is nothing. If it's midnight on a Saturday. However, at 2pm on Thursday (and when you are an insufferable shotrag) I'd say your chances are slim. Have you heard of this LSD site? There are a bunch of virgins over there, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649032) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: Concupiscible shivering hunting ground rehab You're not really from TX, are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649094) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:24 AM Author: Bateful spot old irish cottage 23 1/2 hours and counting.
tick tock tick tock. |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:12 AM Author: floppy whorehouse Bye-bye! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655827) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:15 AM Author: Idiotic pit goal in life :D we hardly knew ye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655832) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:47 AM Author: floppy whorehouse This post needs to remain at the top. Perhaps a sticky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655899) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:29 PM Author: floppy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656546) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: plum marketing idea school cafeteria My question is: Did you even come close, :D? Did you hook up at least? Did you even talk to a chick in the last 31 days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656555) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: Onyx vengeful haunted graveyard becky my guess is no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656592) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:37 PM Author: histrionic sickened lay Depends if you count bashing Rowan in abstentia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656608) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:46 PM Author: Offensive exciting karate lmao! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657374) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: deranged medicated shrine trump supporter it's absentia; stick to english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687206) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 11:30 PM Author: histrionic sickened lay Thanks, queerbait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2726403) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: deranged medicated shrine trump supporter sorry you're dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006185) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: flatulent well-lubricated tanning salon Coughescortcough
YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: floppy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657334) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: floppy whorehouse Never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2658460) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:45 AM Author: Bateful spot old irish cottage See ya later fuckface. But I say we should make a special amendment for the little fag and say that when he gives a bitch anal, he can come back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663419) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:51 AM Author: Bright razzle-dazzle candlestick maker i win (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663449) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:27 PM Author: Idiotic pit goal in life nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681821) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:29 PM Author: At-the-ready National Faggot Firefighter why are you still posting?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681846) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:34 PM Author: Idiotic pit goal in life exactly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681903) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:55 PM Author: Adulterous maroon wrinkle garrison good question, wtf?!?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682115) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:50 PM Author: Concupiscible shivering hunting ground rehab Cancer is a ding from god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682074) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:40 PM Author: floppy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687177) |
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Date: May 5th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: cerebral macaca hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2710222) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 9:01 PM Author: floppy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2725405) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:42 AM Author: supple soggy clown house Is it true that when you graduate, the statues in front the library will come to life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847438) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:48 AM Author: Adulterous maroon wrinkle garrison ah yes, talk about being full of shit....you're one to talk beefeater! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847443) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: floppy whorehouse Never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006147) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: floppy whorehouse Hmmm.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3531719) |
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Date: August 11th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: Black puppy business firm bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3560554) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 9:40 PM Author: hyperactive submissive crackhouse associate So have you fucked yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740144) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:06 PM Author: effete mind-boggling chad ovbiously not, yet he's still here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740278) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: hyperactive submissive crackhouse associate Thats some bullshit. Ive been gone for a while, saw him around today, and thought maybe he got laid. Not only is he a virgin, hes also a liar, and weak willed at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740314) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:05 PM Author: cocky kitty cat kick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740265) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:07 PM Author: Bright razzle-dazzle candlestick maker he not only is stil intact, but he also thinks women are not funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740290) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: hyperactive submissive crackhouse associate Silly virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740320) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Bright razzle-dazzle candlestick maker tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740324) |
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Date: September 15th, 2005 5:30 PM Author: Lime generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3829618) |