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Someone spilled coffee on my JoS A Bank blazer - what do I do?

OK so a partner and I were in the office speaking about a re...
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  04/04/11
The loss of a Jos A Bank blazer is an experience of profound...
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I'm not even gonna fucking try to respond. 180.
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180
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*prints this out, hangs it in my office*
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best post by you i've ever read ty
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true 180
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1fucking80.
Getting2TTT
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mother mcree\'s uptown jug champs
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biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
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still incredible
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
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brilliant
An alpha male strutting through your high school
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180^2
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"Send the smoky remnants of its finely woven sleeves ...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI
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1-FUCKIN-80
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This only took 10 minutes. Fucking incredible.
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enemadood
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he meant from 10 minutes
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counterpoint: he's the OP
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The Anthrit Quest
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180
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holy fuck lmfaoooooo
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simply outstanding
Talk to Your Kids About Niggers
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Jeremy Renner the Band
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Jeremy Renner the Band
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Coffee bounces on that fabric
alamo2020
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CR, OP is obviously flame or bought a knock-off.
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You are pumo kappa.
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Megafund #QadirZeusMuhammad
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180 collaboration
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What ever happened to Dave Coulier?
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Hello brother. I just don't post as often.
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Date: April 4th, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: \"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\"

OK so a partner and I were in the office speaking about a recent deal. He was telling me how great a job I was doing and complimenting my snappy JoS A Bank suit. Then my secretary came in and interrupted us rather rudely. She started talking to me about three calls I got when she "accidentally" bumped my coffee-bearing arm.

Fucking hot coffee spilled all over my goddamn red blazer. It used to be radiating with glory, with virtue - now it has the character of a Land's End shirt. I was furious brothers, so I reeled my arm back and really gave her a hard punch in the face. When she collapsed to the ground in a heap of tears, the partner took a sip of his diet Coke and shrugged. "It's hard to find good help these days," he said before walking off.

I nodded in assent, and laboriously kicked my secretary across the floor and out the door. It was hard work because she's pretty dumpy so I had to keep kicking her in the guy over and over as I shuffled across the room.

I just locked the door and I'm beginning to cool down. What do I do next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685716)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,


The loss of a Jos A Bank blazer is an experience of profound loss and disillusion. It is the sartorial equivalent of witnessing the suicide of your only son just as he is two yards away from scoring the winning touchdown in the championship high school game or a few mere ascending paces from attaining the summit of Everest and enterting the Young Mountaineers' recordbook. If a man bears the loss of such a blazer without tears, I call him heartless; if he bears it without violence, I call him weak. Go to your secretary: go to her with your coffee-stained blazer, and place it before her. Make her see the real-world ramifications of her carelessness. Make her weep her deserved tears of regret and tug at the ends of her hair. Make her curse her own existence and clambor at your feet. Make her crawl after you across the office carpeting as you walk away, stone-faced. Then go to your office, close the door, and denounce your God, who has forsaken you---nay, all of us---on this dark, dark day. And then, when your secretary has cried her last tears, and your throat has gone sore from your curses, burn the blazer. Yes, burn it. Send the smoky remnants of its finely woven sleeves and carefully crafted buttons up to the heavens, so that the angels themselves may choke and gasp for clean air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685762)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: \"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\"

I'm not even gonna fucking try to respond. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685790)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: Non-jew wearing yarmulke to hide baldspot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685807)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685857)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:09 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ (Pear Chan Master Man)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685863)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:09 PM
Author: ...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.


*prints this out, hangs it in my office*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685866)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:11 PM
Author: pussy smash bro

best post by you i've ever read ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685881)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:15 PM
Author: GatticusFinch (Also, they track down some secret about Jesus or some bullshit)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685913)



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Date: December 12th, 2011 9:35 PM
Author: slim_shady_man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557698)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: \"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685931)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 9:57 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,


no ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17686980)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 10:03 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,. (YuMadBro(#12))




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687007)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 9:59 PM
Author: ..,....,....,.,..,.,.,.,.


true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17686990)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 10:02 PM
Author: Getting2TTT

1fucking80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687001)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 11:53 PM
Author: mother mcree\'s uptown jug champs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687934)



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:41 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:,::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17689615)



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:51 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17689627)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm

still incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19106709)



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Date: April 7th, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17704266)



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Date: April 7th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


180^2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17708187)



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Date: April 9th, 2011 4:31 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,. , . . . , . . . . . . , . . . ;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17725827)



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Date: April 9th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Petey Pablo with a Sock Full of Pennies ( )

"Send the smoky remnants of its finely woven sleeves and carefully crafted buttons up to the heavens, so that the angels themselves may choke and gasp for clean air."

flawless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17726092)



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Date: April 9th, 2011 5:12 PM
Author: ...,,,.,.,..,,,...,,..,,..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17726203)



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Date: April 10th, 2011 12:59 AM
Author: Gen. Elba (Space Force Lib-Command) (Youngin' never pump fake and you'll get past the blitz)

1-FUCKIN-80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17730079)



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Date: April 10th, 2011 9:36 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17736170)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:04 AM
Author: enemadood (enemadood)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239509)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: slim_shady_man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19286165)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:06 AM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.,


This only took 10 minutes. Fucking incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239516)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:07 AM
Author: enemadood (enemadood)

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239518)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:08 AM
Author: ..,....,....,.,..,.,.,.,.


he meant from 10 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239520)



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Date: December 12th, 2011 10:20 PM
Author: .,.,.,,.,.,.,,..,..,,,...,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.


counterpoint: he's the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557950)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:15 AM
Author: The Anthrit Quest



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239530)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Carl Spackler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18819733)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 1:20 AM
Author: \"\'\"\'\"\"\"\'\"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19105867)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:24 AM
Author: \'\'\"\'\"\'\'\"\'\"\'\'

holy fuck

lmfaoooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19106674)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:32 AM
Author: Talk to Your Kids About Niggers ( )

simply outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19106693)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:44 AM
Author: Jeremy Renner the Band (rational actor with perfect information)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19106737)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:02 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19212645)



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Date: November 19th, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: .,.,...,,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,,...,,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19401106)



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Date: November 19th, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ (Pear Chan Master Man)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19401129)



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Date: November 19th, 2011 6:34 PM
Author: Neanderthal Tribe With A Screwdriver Making $$$



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19401191)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 10:08 PM
Author: Jeremy Renner the Band

no-questions-asked no-receipt-no-problem no-tags-no-problem lifetime exchange policy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687023)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: alamo2020

Coffee bounces on that fabric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687146)



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Date: April 7th, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

CR, OP is obviously flame or bought a knock-off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17704259)



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:35 AM
Author: ...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17689611)



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:45 AM
Author: pumohunter

You are pumo kappa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17689617)



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:42 PM
Author: ...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.


tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17693252)



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Date: April 7th, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: \"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17704220)



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Date: May 15th, 2011 2:45 PM
Author: \"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18010095)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:00 AM
Author: ..,....,....,.,..,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239499)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:01 AM
Author: ,,,,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,,,.,....,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239503)



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Date: August 8th, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18712683)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: ...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.


Jos A Bank declaring Buy One, Get Two Free Special Earthquake sale for D.C. area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18819711)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 9:17 PM
Author: Megafund #QadirZeusMuhammad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18820124)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 1:59 PM
Author: Homo Eruckus

180 collaboration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19286308)



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Date: November 19th, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19401181)



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Date: December 12th, 2011 9:48 PM
Author: ,.,,,,,.,.,,.,::.,:;,.;.;...;.;..;:


What ever happened to Dave Coulier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557774)



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Date: December 12th, 2011 10:13 PM
Author: \"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'\"

Hello brother. I just don't post as often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557908)