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Someone spilled coffee on my JoS A Bank blazer - what do I do?

OK so a partner and I were in the office speaking about a re...
fiercely-loyal feces gunner
  04/04/11
The loss of a Jos A Bank blazer is an experience of profound...
bright territorial school cafeteria prole
  04/04/11
I'm not even gonna fucking try to respond. 180.
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*prints this out, hangs it in my office*
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  04/04/11
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180 coldplay fan
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true 180
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Vigorous Mediation
  04/05/11
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180^2
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1-FUCKIN-80
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This only took 10 minutes. Fucking incredible.
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?
up-to-no-good beady-eyed athletic conference
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he meant from 10 minutes
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counterpoint: he's the OP
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Coffee bounces on that fabric
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CR, OP is obviously flame or bought a knock-off.
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You are pumo kappa.
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zippy boyish menage
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Violet hospital
  11/19/11
What ever happened to Dave Coulier?
infuriating public bath stain
  12/12/11
Hello brother. I just don't post as often.
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  12/12/11


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Date: April 4th, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal feces gunner

OK so a partner and I were in the office speaking about a recent deal. He was telling me how great a job I was doing and complimenting my snappy JoS A Bank suit. Then my secretary came in and interrupted us rather rudely. She started talking to me about three calls I got when she "accidentally" bumped my coffee-bearing arm.

Fucking hot coffee spilled all over my goddamn red blazer. It used to be radiating with glory, with virtue - now it has the character of a Land's End shirt. I was furious brothers, so I reeled my arm back and really gave her a hard punch in the face. When she collapsed to the ground in a heap of tears, the partner took a sip of his diet Coke and shrugged. "It's hard to find good help these days," he said before walking off.

I nodded in assent, and laboriously kicked my secretary across the floor and out the door. It was hard work because she's pretty dumpy so I had to keep kicking her in the guy over and over as I shuffled across the room.

I just locked the door and I'm beginning to cool down. What do I do next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685716)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: bright territorial school cafeteria prole

The loss of a Jos A Bank blazer is an experience of profound loss and disillusion. It is the sartorial equivalent of witnessing the suicide of your only son just as he is two yards away from scoring the winning touchdown in the championship high school game or a few mere ascending paces from attaining the summit of Everest and enterting the Young Mountaineers' recordbook. If a man bears the loss of such a blazer without tears, I call him heartless; if he bears it without violence, I call him weak. Go to your secretary: go to her with your coffee-stained blazer, and place it before her. Make her see the real-world ramifications of her carelessness. Make her weep her deserved tears of regret and tug at the ends of her hair. Make her curse her own existence and clambor at your feet. Make her crawl after you across the office carpeting as you walk away, stone-faced. Then go to your office, close the door, and denounce your God, who has forsaken you---nay, all of us---on this dark, dark day. And then, when your secretary has cried her last tears, and your throat has gone sore from your curses, burn the blazer. Yes, burn it. Send the smoky remnants of its finely woven sleeves and carefully crafted buttons up to the heavens, so that the angels themselves may choke and gasp for clean air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685762)



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal feces gunner

I'm not even gonna fucking try to respond. 180.

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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: Maize dog poop

180

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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:08 PM
Author: Comical Nibblets



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:09 PM
Author: Cobalt scourge upon the earth macaca



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:09 PM
Author: deep internal respiration wagecucks

*prints this out, hangs it in my office*

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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:11 PM
Author: iridescent electric people who are hurt

best post by you i've ever read ty

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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:15 PM
Author: big drunken chad indian lodge



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Date: December 12th, 2011 9:35 PM
Author: slippery church building



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Date: April 4th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal feces gunner



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Date: April 4th, 2011 9:57 PM
Author: bright territorial school cafeteria prole

no ty

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Date: April 4th, 2011 10:03 PM
Author: 180 coldplay fan



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Date: April 4th, 2011 9:59 PM
Author: nubile heady double fault lay

true 180

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Date: April 4th, 2011 10:02 PM
Author: Lascivious greedy lodge puppy

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Date: April 4th, 2011 11:53 PM
Author: Zombie-like digit ratio field



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:41 AM
Author: galvanic grizzly sex offender



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:51 AM
Author: Vigorous Mediation

181

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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: Vigorous Mediation

still incredible

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Date: April 7th, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: Exciting Psychic Market

brilliant

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Date: April 7th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac violent round eye shrine

180^2

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Date: April 9th, 2011 4:31 PM
Author: Impertinent tanning salon sound barrier



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Date: April 9th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: transparent associate

"Send the smoky remnants of its finely woven sleeves and carefully crafted buttons up to the heavens, so that the angels themselves may choke and gasp for clean air."

flawless

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Date: April 9th, 2011 5:12 PM
Author: orange rough-skinned pervert piazza

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Date: April 10th, 2011 12:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse Theater Stage

1-FUCKIN-80

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Date: April 10th, 2011 9:36 PM
Author: bright territorial school cafeteria prole



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:04 AM
Author: up-to-no-good beady-eyed athletic conference



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 1:42 PM
Author: slippery church building



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:06 AM
Author: Turquoise Nursing Home

This only took 10 minutes. Fucking incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239516)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:07 AM
Author: up-to-no-good beady-eyed athletic conference

?

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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:08 AM
Author: nubile heady double fault lay

he meant from 10 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239520)



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Date: December 12th, 2011 10:20 PM
Author: Red stage

counterpoint: he's the OP

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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:15 AM
Author: Diverse Fuchsia Pozpig



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: concupiscible poppy casino love of her life

180

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Date: October 5th, 2011 1:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling church



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:24 AM
Author: shimmering multi-colored property

holy fuck

lmfaoooooo

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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:32 AM
Author: Puce Hideous Volcanic Crater Reading Party

simply outstanding

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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:44 AM
Author: peach fear-inspiring gas station nowag



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:02 PM
Author: Arousing obsidian persian



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Date: November 19th, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: Judgmental Forum Therapy



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Date: November 19th, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: Cobalt scourge upon the earth macaca



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Date: November 19th, 2011 6:34 PM
Author: Elite razzmatazz plaza



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Date: April 4th, 2011 10:08 PM
Author: peach fear-inspiring gas station nowag

no-questions-asked no-receipt-no-problem no-tags-no-problem lifetime exchange policy

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Date: April 4th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Corn Cake Wrinkle

Coffee bounces on that fabric

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Date: April 7th, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: brindle racy karate station

CR, OP is obviously flame or bought a knock-off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17704259)



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:35 AM
Author: deep internal respiration wagecucks



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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:45 AM
Author: Topaz Base

You are pumo kappa.

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Date: April 5th, 2011 6:42 PM
Author: deep internal respiration wagecucks

tyty

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Date: April 7th, 2011 1:10 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal feces gunner



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Date: May 15th, 2011 2:45 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal feces gunner



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:00 AM
Author: nubile heady double fault lay



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Date: June 13th, 2011 2:01 AM
Author: odious jade box office



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Date: August 8th, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: bright territorial school cafeteria prole



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: deep internal respiration wagecucks

Jos A Bank declaring Buy One, Get Two Free Special Earthquake sale for D.C. area

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Date: August 23rd, 2011 9:17 PM
Author: Tantric milky weed whacker point

180

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Date: November 2nd, 2011 1:59 PM
Author: zippy boyish menage

180 collaboration

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Date: November 19th, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: Violet hospital



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Date: December 12th, 2011 9:48 PM
Author: infuriating public bath stain

What ever happened to Dave Coulier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557774)



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Date: December 12th, 2011 10:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal feces gunner

Hello brother. I just don't post as often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557908)