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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:05 PM Author: Floppy rigpig location For all the trashing of lawyer prestige, I've been asked out three times in like 4 months as a lawyer, and that happened maybe once in my life before. Girls still see lawyers as being very respectable/affluent, rightly or wrongly. Unless it's just the difference between being a student and having ANY job, which I admit I can't speak to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19952984) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:07 PM Author: Clear reading party Elaborate. How old are you and how much do you make?
Do they have any idea of what you make? They might assume you're pulling 160+k and run for cover once they realize you're making a fraction of that. |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:21 PM Author: Floppy rigpig location 25, make 160+K. They were 20, 26, and 24.
I'd guess they don't have too good an idea (none are likely to be familiar with Biglaw), but probably imagine it's respectable - all they knew was that I'm a lawyer and "what kind of law." |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:23 PM Author: Clear reading party Reasonable enough. Yes, most girls know that "big law firm" or "corporate law" means money. It's not about the prestige of lawyers though. You wouldn't be getting those dates as a public defender. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953136) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:38 PM Author: Frozen Fat Ankles that's where stretching the truth comes into play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953322) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:39 PM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping what do you say when you're coa clerking? "I'm a lawyer"? "I'm essentially a federal judge"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953335) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:40 PM Author: Frozen Fat Ankles "I work with a judge"
if government "I work for the city/state/feds"
if PD "defense attorney, you ever see Ally McBeal or The Practice, one of those lawyers" |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:45 PM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping I work with a judge, that doesn't sound good at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953393) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:55 PM Author: Clear reading party Yeah you would certainly need to explain what clerking is and how it's actually DAT PRESTIGE. Working as a "clerk" at a courthouse conjures up images of HS graduates who are civil servants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953509) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:56 PM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping yeah, what I have done in explaining my future job is not using the word clerk and saying that I write the judge's decisions and tell him what to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953525) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: Frozen Fat Ankles I would say never use the word "clerk", but we're lawyers. We can bs. You're the judge's apprentice. That sounds better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953538) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping that sounds even worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953545) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:59 PM Author: Frozen Fat Ankles no it doesn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953562) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 10:02 PM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping it sounds like you're fucking mickey mouse in fantasia. my "I write their decisions and recommend how to decide cases" always works though, to the point where often they don't believe me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953590) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 10:03 PM Author: Frozen Fat Ankles yours sounds pretty good. I like the word "recommend" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953601) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 10:02 PM Author: Laughsome lake temple TBF, "apprentice" evokes images of a cobbler, blacksmith, et cetera. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953596) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 10:05 PM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping or mickey mouse in fantasia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953620) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 11:16 PM Author: Nudist Legend Dilemma tcr if she's 9, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954241) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 11:19 PM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping do little girls want to fuck mickey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954258) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 4:12 AM Author: Motley turquoise internal respiration headpube Key words: "judicial fellowship". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955493) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:11 AM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping no. like I told you, you just make the job sound as important as possible without sounding like a huge doucher (so don't say, aspies, "I help decide important questions of constitutional law") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955533) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 2:55 AM Author: Emerald massive native "I'm a research attorney for the court of ______." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955431) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:10 AM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955532) |
Date: February 12th, 2012 9:12 PM Author: Thriller Stead i think the opposite effect occurs for women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953043) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:12 PM Author: Bateful National Security Agency You must be much better looking than I am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953049) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:13 PM Author: marvelous gay wizard double fault shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953053) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: Cheese-eating Range Multi-billionaire girls asking you out has nothing to do with your job or education (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953209) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:38 PM Author: Frozen Fat Ankles (didn't read OP) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953327) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:59 PM Author: Cheese-eating Range Multi-billionaire yes, i did
girls are asking you out b/c you're good looking
not because you're some bumblefuck doc reviewer |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 10:57 PM Author: Abnormal Factory Reset Button dood never got aksed out before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954066) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 12:52 AM Author: Diverse Frisky Kitty Cat Obvious cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954866) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:40 PM Author: Cobalt market girls have asked me to hook them up with guys at my biglaw firm. obviously a biglaw job is looked upon as successful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953347) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:41 PM Author: Frozen Fat Ankles they're golddiggaz huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953351) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 8:53 AM Author: carmine corner girls like being with successful guys the same ways guys like being with good looking girls,
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:45 PM Author: arousing travel guidebook Fag, this happened to me too. As soon as I got out of LS and starting practicing I felt like it was 100 times easier to meet chicks.
I'd get tons of numbers, bitches would always pick up or return my calls. I almost never got rejected for dates if I asked.
I had lots of easy lays, make out sessions. Bitches trying to set me up with their friends. Sometimes I'd meet bitches from other cities and then fly them into my town for weekend sex sessions.
It was crazy, before I NEVER had shit like this happen.
And the funny thing is that I think a lot of bitches think ALL lawyers are money. Most would just ask what I do and never ask details about where I work. I was in BIGLAW but I mean I could have been doing contract work or working for shitlaw. Bitches are gold diggers, but fucking stupid about it. |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: Cheese-eating Range Multi-billionaire none of this happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953544) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 9:59 PM Author: Frozen Fat Ankles That's the thing - unless they're female lawyers (which you don't really want anyway) or have lawyers in their immediate family, they'll have no idea what's prestigious and what's not. The younger they are, the dumber they'll be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19953558) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 11:13 PM Author: arousing travel guidebook Yeah,not just bitches but Americans in general just think lawyers are all fucking rich.
They have no idea about the 200 accredited law schools, doc review rapist jobs, failing the Bar, getting canned, working SHITLAW, blowing a 70 year old man for a FEDGOVLAW job. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 12:49 AM Author: Diverse Frisky Kitty Cat The younger they are, the less they give a fuck about your money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954840) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 11:15 PM Author: Lime hairraiser hall ceo I get messaged on okc all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954223) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 11:15 PM Author: Sable chad Fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954233) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 11:18 PM Author: Lime hairraiser hall ceo I have not received that as a message ... yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954255) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 11:19 PM Author: Sable chad fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954257) |
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Date: February 12th, 2012 11:19 PM Author: Amber disgusting address "They were 20, 26, and 24."
Scale of 1-10 of each?
Describe each. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 3:13 AM Author: Very Tactful Confused Plaza Foreskin this is the 20 yr old
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/catiecat7591 |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 4:04 AM Author: Laughsome lake temple Holy cow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955483) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:18 AM Author: Soggy Appetizing Circlehead Turdskin I'm very comfortable in my body and do use the term "fat" to describe it, as fat is not synonymous with ugly. It's just stating a fact, grass is green, water is wet, Catie is fat. I find myself to be beautiful, so don't mistake me for a person with low self esteem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955539) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:27 AM Author: fantasy-prone prole ILL MAKE WHATEVER MISTAKES I WANT TO MAKE, Y'HEAR WOMAN? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955546) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:27 AM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping (virulent lipophobia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955547) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 12:50 AM Author: Diverse Frisky Kitty Cat Hilarious flame thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19954851) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 1:08 AM Author: house-broken carnelian degenerate office To some, being a lawyer gives you lots of lay prestige. The dumber the girl, the more likely she will think you're a baller because you say 'I am a lawyer'.
Actually, it used to be a big deal that you were a lawyer. Now, past few decades, ABA fucked up and nowadays anyone and his brother can become a 'lawyer', after paying 200k. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:21 AM Author: Soggy Appetizing Circlehead Turdskin how can we hold the ABA accountable for their actions? we need anon to get involved on this. its such fucking bullshit. we can't let our profession follow this route.
what we ought to do is: 1. demand that no new law schools be accredited. 2. shut down a percentage of existing law schools/strip their accreditation 3. place more barriers to entry 4. reserve JD only for accredited law schools in the upper tier. give a diff degree name for lower/non accredited schools. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:27 AM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping minimum 160 to go to ls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955545) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:30 AM Author: Soggy Appetizing Circlehead Turdskin is there a minimum MCAT?
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Date: February 13th, 2012 5:36 AM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping I have no idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955550) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:38 AM Author: twinkling anal cumskin CR, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955953) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:39 AM Author: spectacular drunken station gaping I had a megathread on this but it's lost to the ages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955957) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 11:10 AM Author: twinkling anal cumskin I remember it. I know a lot of dudes were saying some crazy stuff on there (i.e. 165 LSAT cut off). In that case, there would be like 30 law schools. But I think 160 is pretty reasonable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19956090) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 6:12 AM Author: house-broken carnelian degenerate office Yes. I wish a group of lawyers and some organizations will rise up and sue the fuck out of ABA for tainting and fucking over our profession this badly.
The thing is, the leadership at ABA is led by a group of academics from law schools, and many times they come from low-ranked law schools. Since law schools are big money makers to universities as well as people in academia, it is to their advantage to keep opening shit law schools, as well as maintaining existing shit law schools, after screwing over many young people with fuck ton of debt.
This is truly criminal, and ABA has only their selfish interests, not the interests of collective people in the profession, in their mind.
In many other countries, lawyers are almost equal to doctors. In U.S., you can be a fucking retard and get into several law schools. Also, it's fucked up to think how noticeable amounts of people even from T-14 who end up unemployed or at doc review.
Clearly, there are many issues to be fixed, and there is no excuse. However, I am not too optimistic that anything will be done to fix these issues. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 6:25 AM Author: Soggy Appetizing Circlehead Turdskin Agreed with everything you say.
The worst fucking part of it all, is that we really ought to model the way shit is done with doctors. The lack of barriers to entry is just appalling. Worse part is that medical school tuition is = to law school tuition. Yet, medical school's operate labs+far more equipment. Only tools that law schools needs are a lecture hall+books+paper. It fucking makes me rage.
I wouldn't mind picketing in front of the ABA for a week. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:39 AM Author: twinkling anal cumskin Our tuition subsidizes their education. Medical students are expensive as fuck. I have a bro in med school, so I don't feel too pissed about the situation, but it is silly, when they're coming out of residency with 300k guaranteed salary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955960) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 11:59 AM Author: Abnormal Factory Reset Button it's obvious something needs to be done about the ABA. Can a bunch of young attorneys do something to chance things? Or is it just complaining on the internet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19956299) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 8:30 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone church building d00ds this is true - just think about how many 25 year old men don't have their fucking act together at all. Not knocking that - it's a fun life - but that's the comparison. Chick is thinking oh man, he's a doctor, he's a lawyer, whatever, he's got his shit together and is probably pretty smart. My parents would be proud and my girlfriends jealous. We knock the profession on this bort a lot - justifiably - but among the layest of lay people (though still college educated even - think average state u/ mediocre college) - many of the d00ds are doing nothing special or have been languishing in unemployment or working shit jobs for a while. If you have an attny gig, even in shitlaw, that can easily become part of an attractive package. Obviously not going to be a universal feeling, but I bet most women would see it as a plus at minimum.
Nothing that would overcome being ugly or aspie though. |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:10 AM Author: bonkers hospital affirmative action credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955700) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 9:12 AM Author: Jet stage half-breed This is pretty credited brah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955702) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 10:43 AM Author: twinkling anal cumskin This thread gives me hope that XO is moving toward a more realistic view of the world. Despite all the talk of law being SPS, it's still CR to the 95% of folks in the world who aim to make 35k before they die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19955973) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 12:01 PM Author: Abnormal Factory Reset Button but then you're pretty much stuck with dumb girls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19956307) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 11:20 AM Author: Supple mahogany cuckoldry public bath get it while you can brothers, in 5-10 years law professors and TTT deans will have burned through that lay prestige and lawyers will be seen as just another kind of white collar office bum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19956115) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 11:25 AM Author: impertinent institution yeah i've heard becoming one makes you a much better liar and more self-delusional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19956129) |
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Date: February 13th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Dead property pistol yeah the lay prestige especially among those that don't have a lot of education is huge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#19956204) |
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Date: May 26th, 2016 2:11 AM Author: angry scourge upon the earth roommate updates on said law prestige? how many girls have you met since becoming a biglawler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872506&forum_id=2#30561462) |