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3rd year Subway owner:literally printing money

I own a subway in NYC thanks to my medical malpractice settl...
histrionic center
  02/29/12
hate to sound like the most naive mutherfucker ever. But is ...
hairless immigrant stead
  02/29/12
Yea, would I take the time to post it if not?
histrionic center
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Big Sound Barrier Garrison
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no. Johnsmeyer is a flame posting bot. he will continue t...
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  02/29/12
I kno u irl
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histrionic center
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I don't know, but one of my buddies owns 13 Zaxby's in Tenne...
useless hospital
  02/29/12
no, the OP is a liar and a business-illiterate tard
pearly therapy whorehouse
  03/29/12
Date: March 29th, 2012 11:40 PM Author: Mike Yanagita no...
stirring hominid
  01/30/13
what is this?
histrionic center
  04/04/13
Everything I've ever seen suggests that owning a single Subw...
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  02/24/13
he's telling the truth or his name ain't johnsmeyer
Marvelous painfully honest base clown
  02/24/13
you're lying your ass off. You "made" 3.5 mm or ha...
pearly therapy whorehouse
  03/29/12
Date: March 29th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Mike Yanagita yo...
stirring hominid
  01/30/13
reminder, OP said he MADE 15 million dollars in one year own...
pearly therapy whorehouse
  03/29/12
Date: March 29th, 2012 11:47 PM Author: Mike Yanagita re...
stirring hominid
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Lol at the ir8 fuck itt
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Dat meatball
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i laff'd
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Subway is for proles. Quiznos=models and bottles.
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I'm worth $16mm
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Quiznos is superior to SUbway by orders of magnitude, but th...
multi-colored den
  02/29/12
Tar. I'm exhibit A
histrionic center
  02/29/12
Quiznos always seem to be going out of business.
at-the-ready exciting parlor
  03/30/12
Flame. Subway cannibalizes its own franchisees for market sh...
topaz multi-billionaire chapel
  02/29/12
Well not all are successful. Mines is in a college area. I e...
histrionic center
  02/29/12
how often do you fuck your workers and what does your gf thi...
carnelian quadroon double fault
  03/29/12
he's a liar who probably got fired from subway
pearly therapy whorehouse
  03/29/12
which gf, bro?
transparent psychic
  04/08/13
LITERALLY
slimy arrogant old irish cottage
  02/29/12
ir8
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  03/27/12
I thought this was going to be a link to a story where a doo...
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histrionic center
  03/27/12
yeah but how realistic is that? at least with the real OP yo...
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claret idiotic voyeur
  04/18/12
a good subway location in nyc makes about 1-2k a day. remem...
Yellow Corner
  03/29/12
You literally have no idea what you are talking about. I wo...
Salmon Cerebral Stag Film Stain
  03/29/12
LOL, you think a NYC subway is making 1000 subs per day? Tha...
pearly therapy whorehouse
  03/29/12
dual Subway lines ftw!
Drunken haunted graveyard
  01/30/13
If you're going to run flame pick believable numbers. If sin...
Marvelous painfully honest base clown
  03/29/12
LBO dat Subway! Make it six stories high.
Drunken haunted graveyard
  01/30/13
this was also great.
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  03/02/13
What do you find unbelievable about a subway that sells ~8,0...
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And in other news, I just made 2 milli from owning a hot dog...
Heady rambunctious jewess institution
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Subway's make like $50k a year
Twisted native
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180
racy windowlicker filthpig
  03/29/12
if you believe the OP you are LITERALLY retarded.
pearly therapy whorehouse
  03/29/12
You seem REALLY mad
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  03/30/12
Ir8
histrionic center
  04/04/12
the average subway makes $300K-$500K little breh.
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  03/29/12
grosses or nets?
pearly therapy whorehouse
  03/29/12
gross
Sapphire vibrant athletic conference
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so with 20% ROI (which is high even for fast food) the owner...
pearly therapy whorehouse
  03/29/12
yes, that's why the rich ones have multiple franchises.
Sapphire vibrant athletic conference
  03/29/12
Not me bro, i make all the money off this one.
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which translates to about $50k net.
Twisted native
  03/29/12
yes. you need multiple franchises to actually be xoxo rich.
Sapphire vibrant athletic conference
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You'd be lucky to get 10% net after all shitty city and stat...
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people got pwned pretty hard in this thread
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how did this turn out last year?
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(literal retard who still can't understand math)
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(literalist retard)
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*assassinates PUMO before he can divide 15 by 5, thus keepin...
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and to really understand these numbers, the average subway s...
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  01/30/13
Mfh bro
histrionic center
  01/30/13
it would take a stadium for u to service 10,000 customers an...
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Thanks bro. Now that I think about it, I don't think I got t...
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16 mm in 2012
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coupled with moniker, 180 poast.
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There's always money in the banana stand.
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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: histrionic center

I own a subway in NYC thanks to my medical malpractice settlement. A doctor fucked up and gave me his subway. I literally print money. It costs me only 1.43 per sandwich on average and I rake in the cash. My first year I made $3.5mm. 2nd year I made $15.2mm. This year, two months in, I have profited $5mm. Lol at people who say subways are ttt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085506)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: hairless immigrant stead

hate to sound like the most naive mutherfucker ever. But is there any truth to this? And by this I mean running a subways franchise as being solidly profitable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085558)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: histrionic center

Yea, would I take the time to post it if not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085562)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: Big Sound Barrier Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085683)



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Date: March 27th, 2012 9:36 PM
Author: histrionic center

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20317619)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339185)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339186)



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Date: April 18th, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Appetizing violent locus indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20487807)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Confused stage partner



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Date: March 21st, 2013 1:31 PM
Author: titillating box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22856855)



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Date: April 8th, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: transparent psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22956206)



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Date: August 17th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: cobalt kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#28566788)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: cobalt kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#36272559)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: White school cafeteria

no. Johnsmeyer is a flame posting bot. he will continue to post flame until 4am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085565)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: histrionic center

I kno u irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: nighttime station



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Date: October 6th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: histrionic center



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: useless hospital

I don't know, but one of my buddies owns 13 Zaxby's in Tennessee. He makes bank. Surely, it is similar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085633)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:40 PM
Author: pearly therapy whorehouse

no, the OP is a liar and a business-illiterate tard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339610)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: stirring hominid

Date: March 29th, 2012 11:40 PM

Author: Mike Yanagita

no, the OP is a liar and a business-illiterate tard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339610)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533104)



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Date: April 4th, 2013 2:03 PM
Author: histrionic center

what is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22935198)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: amethyst business firm place of business

Everything I've ever seen suggests that owning a single Subway is tantamount to buying your own job. Enjoy that $75k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22703403)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Marvelous painfully honest base clown

he's telling the truth or his name ain't johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22703448)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: pearly therapy whorehouse

you're lying your ass off. You "made" 3.5 mm or had 3.5 mm in sales?

What is your ROI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339566)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: stirring hominid

Date: March 29th, 2012 11:37 PM

Author: Mike Yanagita

you're lying your ass off. You "made" 3.5 mm or had 3.5 mm in sales?

What is your ROI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339566)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533107)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:47 PM
Author: pearly therapy whorehouse

reminder, OP said he MADE 15 million dollars in one year owning a subway. LOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339689)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: stirring hominid

Date: March 29th, 2012 11:47 PM

Author: Mike Yanagita

reminder, OP said he MADE 15 million dollars in one year owning a subway. LOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339689)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533110)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: histrionic center

Lol at the ir8 fuck itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085556)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: odious well-lubricated striped hyena tanning salon



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: Brilliant genital piercing

Dat meatball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085584)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Fuchsia hall sex offender

i laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739852)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: mint property tattoo

Subway is for proles. Quiznos=models and bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085588)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:57 PM
Author: histrionic center

I'm worth $16mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085617)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 8:02 PM
Author: awkward corn cake organic girlfriend



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Date: August 26th, 2013 5:22 PM
Author: galvanic roommate



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23958085)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 8:04 PM
Author: multi-colored den

Quiznos is superior to SUbway by orders of magnitude, but they don't do anywhere near the same volume of business.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085674)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: histrionic center

Tar. I'm exhibit A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085682)



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Date: March 30th, 2012 9:59 AM
Author: at-the-ready exciting parlor

Quiznos always seem to be going out of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20343413)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: topaz multi-billionaire chapel

Flame. Subway cannibalizes its own franchisees for market share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085684)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 8:08 PM
Author: histrionic center

Well not all are successful. Mines is in a college area. I employ slamming hot 17-18 year olds so that might help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085711)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: carnelian quadroon double fault

how often do you fuck your workers and what does your gf think about that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339587)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: pearly therapy whorehouse

he's a liar who probably got fired from subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339648)



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Date: April 8th, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: transparent psychic

which gf, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22956213)



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Date: February 29th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: slimy arrogant old irish cottage

LITERALLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20085720)



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Date: March 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: histrionic center

ir8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20317588)



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Date: March 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: submissive half-breed

I thought this was going to be a link to a story where a dood was photocopying 20s at his Subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20317602)



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Date: March 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: histrionic center



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Date: March 27th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: Big Sound Barrier Garrison

yeah but how realistic is that? at least with the real OP you have a guy IRL who is literally printing money based on profits from selling sandwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20317638)



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Date: April 18th, 2012 12:15 AM
Author: claret idiotic voyeur



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:01 PM
Author: Yellow Corner

a good subway location in nyc makes about 1-2k a day. remember you gto to sell 200 $5 footlongs just to make 1k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339219)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:19 PM
Author: Salmon Cerebral Stag Film Stain

You literally have no idea what you are talking about. I worked with a small-town sandwich shop that grossed 1-2k/day in the '90s. A good location in NYC is doing $10k+/day. You have to abuse your workers and not get fucked by your landlord to make that into a profit, but your estimate is not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339378)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:39 PM
Author: pearly therapy whorehouse

LOL, you think a NYC subway is making 1000 subs per day? That's a 80+ subs an hour for 12 hours straight. That's more than 1 sub per minute for 12 hours. Gas yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339597)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:21 AM
Author: Drunken haunted graveyard

dual Subway lines ftw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533125)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: Marvelous painfully honest base clown

If you're going to run flame pick believable numbers. If single franchises were that profitable, all the best franchises would probably be run by private equity firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339351)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:23 AM
Author: Drunken haunted graveyard

LBO dat Subway! Make it six stories high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533138)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Fuchsia hall sex offender

this was also great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739854)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 9:25 AM
Author: snowy exhilarant boiling water

What do you find unbelievable about a subway that sells ~8,000 subs per day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739803)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: Heady rambunctious jewess institution

And in other news, I just made 2 milli from owning a hot dog truck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339369)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Twisted native

Subway's make like $50k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339576)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:39 PM
Author: racy windowlicker filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339593)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:39 PM
Author: pearly therapy whorehouse

if you believe the OP you are LITERALLY retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339601)



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Date: March 30th, 2012 1:34 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse community account

You seem REALLY mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20342424)



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Date: April 4th, 2012 7:55 PM
Author: histrionic center

Ir8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20392720)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: Sapphire vibrant athletic conference

the average subway makes $300K-$500K little breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339640)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: pearly therapy whorehouse

grosses or nets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339643)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Sapphire vibrant athletic conference

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339646)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: pearly therapy whorehouse

so with 20% ROI (which is high even for fast food) the owner is making 100K per year at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339656)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Sapphire vibrant athletic conference

yes, that's why the rich ones have multiple franchises.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339662)



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Date: April 4th, 2013 2:02 PM
Author: histrionic center

Not me bro, i make all the money off this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22935196)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 11:49 AM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23008529)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: sexy parlour kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23008558)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: Costumed Space Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#34500845)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Twisted native

which translates to about $50k net.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339654)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Sapphire vibrant athletic conference

yes. you need multiple franchises to actually be xoxo rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339670)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Umber lascivious sweet tailpipe queen of the night

You'd be lucky to get 10% net after all shitty city and state taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339675)



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Date: March 29th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit

people got pwned pretty hard in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20339669)



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Date: April 18th, 2012 12:08 AM
Author: Demanding floppy fat ankles legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20487799)



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Date: May 12th, 2012 3:34 PM
Author: Demanding floppy fat ankles legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#20676797)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Cyan faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#21625846)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Cyan faggotry

how did this turn out last year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533091)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Forum Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533108)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:23 AM
Author: Insane Circlehead Mood

Why no love for Potbelly here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533137)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Drunken haunted graveyard

margins have to be lower because of those quality ingredients and dem Zapp's chips and Abita root beer don't sell for cheap wholesale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533152)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: autistic theater twinkling uncleanness

So after 5 years no one understands johnmeyer is 100% flame psycho megapoaster?

lawyers have 0 concept of basic math.

at an average 5 dollar a footlong, to get 15 million in sales (not to mention profit) you would have to sell 3 million foot longs. that means u would have to service about 8,219 customers A DAY assuming you stayed open 24/7 Monday through Sunday every fucking day for 365 days a year.

That means 24/7 you would be at peak capacity because this means 342 customers an hour which is already impossible but even more impossible because assuming u never close for the entire year and that ur getting 300+ customers at 5am. If you looked at realistic subway business hours, you would actually need to service 12,000 customers a day.

assuming ur open 12 hours a day u need to service 1,000 customers AN HOUR.

lol at how many ppl got pwned in this thread.

also let's calculate the fact that he said 15 million in profit and the average subways is getting 10% margins. that means multiple all my numbers by 10x.

Good lucking servicing 10,000 customers EVERY HOUR. and making that 150mm in sales lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533147)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:26 AM
Author: Drunken haunted graveyard

"chips and a drink" combo is where the skids are greased dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533157)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: autistic theater twinkling uncleanness

(literal retard who still can't understand math)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533164)



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Date: August 26th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: lavender love of her life gas station

(literalist retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23938318)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Drunken haunted graveyard

*assassinates PUMO before he can divide 15 by 5, thus keeping flame alive*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533168)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: autistic theater twinkling uncleanness

and to really understand these numbers, the average subway services 100 customers an hour during PEAK lunch hours (3 hours) and rest of the day can be as low as 5 an hour (5+ hours).

You'd be lucky to get 500 customers a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533181)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: histrionic center

Mfh bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533242)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: autistic theater twinkling uncleanness

it would take a stadium for u to service 10,000 customers an hour bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533254)



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: histrionic center

Thanks bro. Now that I think about it, I don't think I got the angle of impact correct in that thread where the guy drove through my house. Or the scenery right when I got depressed at my V3. Or the salary correct when my sister dated the 28 yo doctor making $6.3 million.

Thanks for looking out bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533284)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Tripping Nursing Home Halford

Looool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739899)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: sexy parlour kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23008556)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Charcoal sandwich

jfc brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23008897)



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Date: August 26th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: indigo bull headed senate deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23936523)



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Date: August 26th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: spectacular dead set

Please tell me that at least the $35mm valuation of the farm you inherited was accurate or my faith in you as a poster will be seriously shaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23938031)



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Date: August 26th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Supple Startled Temple

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23938329)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#27697110)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: honey-headed marketing idea resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#28914354)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: Bateful Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#27697195)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Talented French Dog Poop



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Date: January 30th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: at-the-ready exciting parlor

shit I had no idea Johnsmeyer was flame. was he also bullshitting in the HBS take your bro to work day thread? I'm literally busting my ass over the gmat because I want to work in an office with a DJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22533255)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Dun Aromatic Rehab Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#28284367)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: cobalt kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#36272571)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: passionate cruise ship

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#28914124)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 8:58 PM
Author: histrionic center

16 mm in 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22703254)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: silver apoplectic lettuce

i made $180 trillion last year from a dry cleaners in times square

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22703290)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: amethyst business firm place of business

Given that the gross world product was around $70 trillion, I doubt you made much more than one or two trillion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22703439)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: provocative black hunting ground lay

I actually do own several cheap lunch places in a decent-sized city, and I average about $300K a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22703622)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739773)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 8:47 AM
Author: Boyish Zippy Sanctuary

lol, this is what i love about xo - always reinventing its most ancient flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739777)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:04 AM
Author: Fuchsia hall sex offender

coupled with moniker, 180 poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739859)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 9:26 AM
Author: snowy exhilarant boiling water

There's always money in the banana stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739805)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia hall sex offender

(george bluth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22739861)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: Cyan faggotry



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Date: March 21st, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: excitant casino pozpig

So who else researched opening up a Subway franchise after reading this thread last year and are now kicking themselves upon the realization that the OP was in fact Johnsmeyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22856856)



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Date: April 2nd, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22923397)



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Date: March 31st, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: Onyx naked idiot brunch



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Date: March 31st, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: Charismatic jet really tough guy field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22911884)



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Date: April 2nd, 2013 2:45 PM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22923394)



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Date: April 4th, 2013 2:03 PM
Author: coral library affirmative action

Y do you have so many different flames?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22935205)



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Date: April 8th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: histrionic center

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#22956180)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: aquamarine son of senegal alpha



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Date: May 13th, 2013 6:09 PM
Author: histrionic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23191390)



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Date: May 13th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: 180 abusive locale

Johnsmeyer: takes 10 seconds to post flame

outraged posters: take 10 minutes each debunking OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23191416)



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Date: May 16th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: spruce turdskin



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Date: August 26th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: histrionic center



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Date: September 5th, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Talented French Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#23996755)



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Date: August 17th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: shivering glittery state

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#28566817)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: honey-headed marketing idea resort



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Date: July 8th, 2015 3:37 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2015 12:15 AM
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Date: October 22nd, 2017 10:09 AM
Author: Costumed Space Puppy

Lol, he sold 3.8 million sandwiches from one shop, or 10,410 per day, 433 per hour, 7 per minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#34500849)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: frum mahogany elastic band

OP: runs chill sandwich shop, makes 500K annually

U: big law, years of xanax then stress induced stroke/disabled, poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#36272572)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 11:02 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2021 1:27 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:56 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886893&forum_id=2#42235828)



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