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How to be a shitlaw baller?

Say you're at a top school and you aren't biglaw material. Y...
Obongo's America  03/08/12
hustle, driven, shameless
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I can live with that. Could you describe these things in mor...
Obongo's America  03/08/12
Wanna be a -- baller, a shit lawyer Ambulance tracking GPS ...
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lol
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LathamTouchedMe  04/23/12
just say you do contracting work for the federal government,...
Emo Cyborg  03/08/12
alpha tendencies, good looking, good public speaker, a bully...
Doggie Suicide*  03/08/12
don't break any rules, treat opposing counsel with civility,...
Abbot Saxtus  04/08/12
This actually seems like the way to go.
Obongo's America  04/08/12
1.) Study Saul Goodman's methods RELIGIOUSLY. 2.) ??? ...
SLIDE AND LET DO+  04/23/12


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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Obongo's America

Say you're at a top school and you aren't biglaw material. You're below median and you want to give shitlaw a shot, how do you become a shitlaw baller?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159246)



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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: ;::::;;;;;:;;;;;::;;;;; (sierra~)

hustle, driven, shameless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159267)



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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: Obongo's America

I can live with that. Could you describe these things in more detail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159349)



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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: ;;....;;...;.;.;...........;...;.

Wanna be a -- baller, a shit lawyer

Ambulance tracking GPS -- on the Ford Focus

A client gettin arrested tonight

Parker blue rolled tight, gotta explain they rights

I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY

But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY!

A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH

I'ma -- baller, I'ma twenty something asian lawyer

Blades on the Ford Focus, diamond earring just balling

Motion drawler, not a leader not a follower

Break these DUIs off I'ma twenty something asian lawyer

Bust a brief, I'm outta sight I'm throwed

I'm bouncin off the court I'm motion ballin

Tiny dick -- hop out my meek body form

Silver chain, my last name Chong, can't forget to bring Ming along

I'm hot, find me on the ER, looking for them clients, got to get some food

Man it's understood – there’s money in the hood

I'm pushing big arguments can't stop me

From nine-eight got to get a nigger on parol-e

I'ma crawl slow puffin on the Focus hit the sto'

I'ma go real slow, get stopped, sue the popo

I'ma lit the stash green, man I'm lookin clean

Got them white nikes clean. I’m a white shoe chink.

Wanna be a -- baller, a shit lawyer

Ambulance tracking GPS -- on the Ford Focus

A client gettin arrested tonight

Parker blue rolled tight, gotta explain they rights

I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY

But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY!

A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159377)



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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: ,,,...,,......,,....

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159396)



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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: .,,.....,...,.,:,,:....,:::.,.,.:,...:..:.,:.::.,

180 180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20169878)



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Date: April 8th, 2012 5:41 PM
Author: ..,.....,...,.,:,,:....,:::.,.,.:,...:..:.,:.::..



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20418733)



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Date: April 8th, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: ;;:,.,...,.,..:,,:,;:..,;::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::;:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20418740)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 6:07 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20530684)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 6:07 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20530687)



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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: Emo Cyborg

just say you do contracting work for the federal government, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159408)



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Date: March 8th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: Doggie Suicide*

alpha tendencies, good looking, good public speaker, a bully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20159409)



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Date: April 8th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: Abbot Saxtus (mr)

don't break any rules, treat opposing counsel with civility, try to save your clients' money, and be known as an upstanding gentleman of the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20419113)



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Date: April 8th, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Obongo's America

This actually seems like the way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20420609)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 5:58 PM
Author: SLIDE AND LET DO+

1.) Study Saul Goodman's methods RELIGIOUSLY.

2.) ???

3.) Profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893344&forum_id=2#20530637)