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Just saw a stripper shit herself on stage, taking Q's

Not flame. Big white girl. Not flame. So hilarious/awesome/d...
onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  03/09/12
pics?
Mitt Rombotney  03/09/12
Nope. No photo policy. And bouncers in the club were super a...
onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  03/09/12
describe the size/texture/consistency of the shit
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  03/09/12
A few mushy mini mounds. It was loose stool, but not diharre...
onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  03/09/12
ty
jolly dindu  03/09/12
This is not the kind of thread I was hoping to see the night...
.,.,,;;:;,..,.,.,:,,:, and ..:,..,.:...,.,.:, LLP  03/09/12
It was so fucking gnarly. I enjoy a trip to da klub every no...
onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  03/09/12
explain. did she sit down and squat? how does someone shit t...
"'''""''"'  03/09/12
He can't explain it bc its flame. No explanation except diar...
whoknigger  03/09/12
sorry this isn't true, I've shit myself with some pretty int...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  03/09/12
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Kuato  03/09/12
180
Refunkulus AKA Ja'Marius  03/09/12
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.,.,...,.,,..,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,:....:.,:.::,  04/12/12
I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was ...
onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  03/09/12
So u did not see the move that preceded this IBS catastrophe...
longwangpoontang  03/09/12
More like SCATastrpohe amirite?
Kuato  03/09/12
I actually did see the move. She was on her hands and knees ...
onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  03/09/12
I must say, pound for pound, these stipper thread deliver th...
Friedrich Nietzsche  03/09/12
cr
jolly dindu  03/09/12
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TMF  04/12/12
TY for this thread. I laughed. I would love to see this IRL....
Michael Doodikoff  03/09/12
Thanks man. You're right -- I will never forget this. Sad th...
onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  03/09/12
Maybe she was trying to hold it in for too long
Brother Bonobo  03/09/12
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.,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,  03/09/12
lulz
.,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,  03/09/12
describe her post-shit butthold
there's a wocket in my pocket  03/09/12
I was just wondering last night what strippers and hookers d...
.,..,..,.,.,:,,..::,,..,:,..,.:,.,..:.,:.::,.  03/09/12
I hereby nominate this thread for thread of the year, 2012. ...
Memph Bleek  03/09/12
ty!
onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  03/09/12
bump for brilliance.
NoFaultPIP  03/09/12
toasting in epic bread
Penis stampeding into a vagina carnival tent  03/09/12
rofl
Gennady GGG Golovkin  03/09/12
I can't stop thinking of horses and how horse poop does drop...
Surprisingly Bountiful Alabaster Power Bottom  03/09/12
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onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)  07/15/12
180
.,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...........,,,,,,,,....  03/11/12
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Memph Bleek  04/12/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U
GilbertGottfried  04/12/12
LOL! "most perfect double tapered shit"
Watcher in the Woods  07/15/12
Dude. You need to find a better strip club. That place sound...
..,.,,;;/.,.,[  07/15/12


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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:05 AM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)

Not flame. Big white girl. Not flame. So hilarious/awesome/disgusting. Shut down half the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161484)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:07 AM
Author: Mitt Rombotney

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161485)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:30 AM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)

Nope. No photo policy. And bouncers in the club were super aggressive, especially after she shat. They cleared out that half of the club and stood around it with their hands crossed in front of their fat stomachs like they were roping off a crime scene.

Holy FUCK I just SAW A FAT WHITE GIRL SHIT HERSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161500)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:09 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

describe the size/texture/consistency of the shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161486)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:13 AM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)

A few mushy mini mounds. It was loose stool, but not diharreah. Firm enough to keep some shape. The biggest clump was about the size of a golf ball. There were a few other pieces the size of, say, peanut m&m's. I was sitting about 15 feet away, so it took me a while to even see it. I spend 60 seconds wondering why she grabbed her thonged ass and ran off stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161488)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM
Author: jolly dindu

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161564)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:14 AM
Author: .,.,,;;:;,..,.,.,:,,:, and ..:,..,.:...,.,.:, LLP (Killed By Skewl)

This is not the kind of thread I was hoping to see the night before I'm going to a strip club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161489)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)

It was so fucking gnarly. I enjoy a trip to da klub every now and again, but for the most part they're really just disappointing and gnarly. This was the worst I've seen yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161496)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:34 AM
Author: "'''""''"'

explain. did she sit down and squat? how does someone shit themself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161506)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:40 AM
Author: whoknigger

He can't explain it bc its flame. No explanation except diarrhea, which he ruled out already. Hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161511)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:41 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

sorry this isn't true, I've shit myself with some pretty internally coherent shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161512)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 9:59 AM
Author: Kuato (the penitent rascal master man)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161751)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:10 AM
Author: Refunkulus AKA Ja'Marius ( )

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161988)



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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,,..,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,:....:.,:.::,

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448098)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 5:05 AM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)

I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was sitting on the edge of the stage, but I wasn't really paying attention to this particular girl because she was a bit of a fatty.

Anyways, I'm looking around and I see the dudes next to me start freaking out and pointing to the girl...I look and she's literally grabbing her ass and running off stage.

Shortly, some dude rushed on stage in gloves and a spray bottle and started spraying something that smelled like rubbing alcohol all over the stage. I didn't get it -- I thought maybe there was period blood on stage or something, but then I scoured the stage and saw LITERAL SHIT on the fucking stage.

The DJ announced that they were doing "stage maintenance." And then the stage was closed down the rest of the time I was there, which another 30 or 45 minutes. They kept spraying and mopping the stage over and over and over again. I was actually impressed w/ how thorough/paranoid they were about it.

There was another, bigger stage, so everyone just went over there.

FUCK the person who said this was flame, I am 100% serious. I never poast, I just lurk, and I think this is the first time I've started a thread in 6+ months of reading this site because I had to share this story with my loser internet friends.

EDIT: it's cool, I'm a loser too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161524)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:34 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

So u did not see the move that preceded this IBS catastrophe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161865)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: Kuato (the penitent rascal master man)

More like SCATastrpohe amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161871)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)

I actually did see the move. She was on her hands and knees with her ass facing a group of dudes to my left. She was doing the thing you see in hip hop videos where she's doing all of these mini-thrusts to make her booty shake. So this means the shit came out of her ass when she was literally shaking it at a bunch of dudes like five feet away from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163508)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:48 AM
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

I must say, pound for pound, these stipper thread deliver the goods more consistently than any other type of thread. First "twice she grounder her butthold," now this!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161516)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM
Author: jolly dindu

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161565)



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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: TMF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448069)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: Michael Doodikoff

TY for this thread. I laughed. I would love to see this IRL. That's a story that you will never forget, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161640)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)

Thanks man. You're right -- I will never forget this. Sad thing is that I went by myself, so I have no IRL friends who can laugh about it with me (was out of town on bizness). :-( Hence my literally hopping on XOXO during the cab ride home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163518)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:30 AM
Author: Brother Bonobo

Maybe she was trying to hold it in for too long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161843)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:31 AM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161850)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:32 AM
Author: .,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161852)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (future puppydood owner)

describe her post-shit butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162011)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,.,:,,..::,,..,:,..,.:,.,..:.,:.::,.

I was just wondering last night what strippers and hookers do when they are on the rag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162328)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Memph Bleek

I hereby nominate this thread for thread of the year, 2012. Cant believe it hasnt blown up yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162755)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)

ty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163491)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: NoFaultPIP

bump for brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162772)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 2:00 PM
Author: Penis stampeding into a vagina carnival tent

toasting in epic bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162924)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Gennady GGG Golovkin

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163530)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Surprisingly Bountiful Alabaster Power Bottom

I can't stop thinking of horses and how horse poop does drops behind them.... that's sort of how I picture this, with her up on the pole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163586)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:26 AM
Author: onecheeseburger (blue 16 pt. boomer email font)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091085)



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Date: March 11th, 2012 11:09 PM
Author: .,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...........,,,,,,,,....

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20179472)



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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Memph Bleek



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448049)



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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: GilbertGottfried

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:52 AM
Author: Watcher in the Woods

LOL! "most perfect double tapered shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091127)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: ..,.,,;;/.,.,[

Dude. You need to find a better strip club. That place sounds pretty trashy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091121)