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Just saw a stripper shit herself on stage, taking Q's

Not flame. Big white girl. Not flame. So hilarious/awesome/d...
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  03/09/12
pics?
hyperactive high-end house corn cake
  03/09/12
Nope. No photo policy. And bouncers in the club were super a...
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  03/09/12
describe the size/texture/consistency of the shit
odious milk
  03/09/12
A few mushy mini mounds. It was loose stool, but not diharre...
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  03/09/12
ty
Honey-headed stimulating private investor
  03/09/12
This is not the kind of thread I was hoping to see the night...
godawful harsh codepig
  03/09/12
It was so fucking gnarly. I enjoy a trip to da klub every no...
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  03/09/12
explain. did she sit down and squat? how does someone shit t...
emerald slippery hissy fit
  03/09/12
He can't explain it bc its flame. No explanation except diar...
idiotic beady-eyed school cafeteria masturbator
  03/09/12
sorry this isn't true, I've shit myself with some pretty int...
odious milk
  03/09/12
180
Coral business firm quadroon
  03/09/12
180
cream titillating filthpig mad cow disease
  03/09/12
180
Thriller adulterous market multi-billionaire
  04/12/12
I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was ...
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  03/09/12
So u did not see the move that preceded this IBS catastrophe...
Walnut histrionic goal in life
  03/09/12
More like SCATastrpohe amirite?
Coral business firm quadroon
  03/09/12
I actually did see the move. She was on her hands and knees ...
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  03/09/12
I must say, pound for pound, these stipper thread deliver th...
aquamarine arrogant personal credit line ratface
  03/09/12
cr
Honey-headed stimulating private investor
  03/09/12
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chestnut stage main people
  04/12/12
TY for this thread. I laughed. I would love to see this IRL....
soul-stirring cobalt coffee pot
  03/09/12
Thanks man. You're right -- I will never forget this. Sad th...
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  03/09/12
Maybe she was trying to hold it in for too long
Stirring erotic abode roommate
  03/09/12
...
Razzmatazz range headpube
  03/09/12
lulz
garnet plaza reading party
  03/09/12
describe her post-shit butthold
hilarious giraffe
  03/09/12
I was just wondering last night what strippers and hookers d...
Tantric travel guidebook degenerate
  03/09/12
I hereby nominate this thread for thread of the year, 2012. ...
clear trust fund
  03/09/12
ty!
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  03/09/12
bump for brilliance.
Vigorous laser beams therapy
  03/09/12
toasting in epic bread
razzle ticket booth
  03/09/12
rofl
Wonderful mewling halford dilemma
  03/09/12
I can't stop thinking of horses and how horse poop does drop...
exhilarant point cumskin
  03/09/12
...
Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon
  07/15/12
180
Zippy University
  03/11/12
...
clear trust fund
  04/12/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U
Bat-shit-crazy Rigor Turdskin
  04/12/12
LOL! "most perfect double tapered shit"
Floppy internet-worthy gas station
  07/15/12
Dude. You need to find a better strip club. That place sound...
Crusty Parlour Wrinkle
  07/15/12


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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon

Not flame. Big white girl. Not flame. So hilarious/awesome/disgusting. Shut down half the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161484)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:07 AM
Author: hyperactive high-end house corn cake

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161485)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon

Nope. No photo policy. And bouncers in the club were super aggressive, especially after she shat. They cleared out that half of the club and stood around it with their hands crossed in front of their fat stomachs like they were roping off a crime scene.

Holy FUCK I just SAW A FAT WHITE GIRL SHIT HERSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161500)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:09 AM
Author: odious milk

describe the size/texture/consistency of the shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161486)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon

A few mushy mini mounds. It was loose stool, but not diharreah. Firm enough to keep some shape. The biggest clump was about the size of a golf ball. There were a few other pieces the size of, say, peanut m&m's. I was sitting about 15 feet away, so it took me a while to even see it. I spend 60 seconds wondering why she grabbed her thonged ass and ran off stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161488)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM
Author: Honey-headed stimulating private investor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161564)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:14 AM
Author: godawful harsh codepig

This is not the kind of thread I was hoping to see the night before I'm going to a strip club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161489)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon

It was so fucking gnarly. I enjoy a trip to da klub every now and again, but for the most part they're really just disappointing and gnarly. This was the worst I've seen yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161496)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:34 AM
Author: emerald slippery hissy fit

explain. did she sit down and squat? how does someone shit themself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161506)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:40 AM
Author: idiotic beady-eyed school cafeteria masturbator

He can't explain it bc its flame. No explanation except diarrhea, which he ruled out already. Hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161511)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:41 AM
Author: odious milk

sorry this isn't true, I've shit myself with some pretty internally coherent shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161512)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 9:59 AM
Author: Coral business firm quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161751)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:10 AM
Author: cream titillating filthpig mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161988)



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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: Thriller adulterous market multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448098)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 5:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon

I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was sitting on the edge of the stage, but I wasn't really paying attention to this particular girl because she was a bit of a fatty.

Anyways, I'm looking around and I see the dudes next to me start freaking out and pointing to the girl...I look and she's literally grabbing her ass and running off stage.

Shortly, some dude rushed on stage in gloves and a spray bottle and started spraying something that smelled like rubbing alcohol all over the stage. I didn't get it -- I thought maybe there was period blood on stage or something, but then I scoured the stage and saw LITERAL SHIT on the fucking stage.

The DJ announced that they were doing "stage maintenance." And then the stage was closed down the rest of the time I was there, which another 30 or 45 minutes. They kept spraying and mopping the stage over and over and over again. I was actually impressed w/ how thorough/paranoid they were about it.

There was another, bigger stage, so everyone just went over there.

FUCK the person who said this was flame, I am 100% serious. I never poast, I just lurk, and I think this is the first time I've started a thread in 6+ months of reading this site because I had to share this story with my loser internet friends.

EDIT: it's cool, I'm a loser too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161524)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:34 AM
Author: Walnut histrionic goal in life

So u did not see the move that preceded this IBS catastrophe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161865)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: Coral business firm quadroon

More like SCATastrpohe amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161871)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon

I actually did see the move. She was on her hands and knees with her ass facing a group of dudes to my left. She was doing the thing you see in hip hop videos where she's doing all of these mini-thrusts to make her booty shake. So this means the shit came out of her ass when she was literally shaking it at a bunch of dudes like five feet away from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163508)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:48 AM
Author: aquamarine arrogant personal credit line ratface

I must say, pound for pound, these stipper thread deliver the goods more consistently than any other type of thread. First "twice she grounder her butthold," now this!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161516)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM
Author: Honey-headed stimulating private investor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161565)



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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: chestnut stage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448069)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring cobalt coffee pot

TY for this thread. I laughed. I would love to see this IRL. That's a story that you will never forget, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161640)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon

Thanks man. You're right -- I will never forget this. Sad thing is that I went by myself, so I have no IRL friends who can laugh about it with me (was out of town on bizness). :-( Hence my literally hopping on XOXO during the cab ride home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163518)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:30 AM
Author: Stirring erotic abode roommate

Maybe she was trying to hold it in for too long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161843)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz range headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161850)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:32 AM
Author: garnet plaza reading party

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161852)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: hilarious giraffe

describe her post-shit butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162011)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Tantric travel guidebook degenerate

I was just wondering last night what strippers and hookers do when they are on the rag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162328)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: clear trust fund

I hereby nominate this thread for thread of the year, 2012. Cant believe it hasnt blown up yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162755)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon

ty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163491)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Vigorous laser beams therapy

bump for brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162772)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 2:00 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth

toasting in epic bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162924)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Wonderful mewling halford dilemma

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163530)



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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: exhilarant point cumskin

I can't stop thinking of horses and how horse poop does drops behind them.... that's sort of how I picture this, with her up on the pole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163586)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser Kitchen Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091085)



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Date: March 11th, 2012 11:09 PM
Author: Zippy University

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20179472)



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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: clear trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448049)



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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Rigor Turdskin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:52 AM
Author: Floppy internet-worthy gas station

LOL! "most perfect double tapered shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091127)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Crusty Parlour Wrinkle

Dude. You need to find a better strip club. That place sounds pretty trashy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091121)