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Just saw a stripper shit herself on stage, taking Q's
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:05 AM Author: Excitant crimson senate Not flame. Big white girl. Not flame. So hilarious/awesome/disgusting. Shut down half the club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161484) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:07 AM Author: Pearly Death Wish Casino pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161485) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: Excitant crimson senate Nope. No photo policy. And bouncers in the club were super aggressive, especially after she shat. They cleared out that half of the club and stood around it with their hands crossed in front of their fat stomachs like they were roping off a crime scene.
Holy FUCK I just SAW A FAT WHITE GIRL SHIT HERSELF |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:09 AM Author: Dark Really Tough Guy describe the size/texture/consistency of the shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161486) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:13 AM Author: Excitant crimson senate A few mushy mini mounds. It was loose stool, but not diharreah. Firm enough to keep some shape. The biggest clump was about the size of a golf ball. There were a few other pieces the size of, say, peanut m&m's. I was sitting about 15 feet away, so it took me a while to even see it. I spend 60 seconds wondering why she grabbed her thonged ass and ran off stage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161488) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM Author: Very tactful alcoholic church ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161564) |
Date: March 9th, 2012 4:14 AM Author: purple jet-lagged old irish cottage This is not the kind of thread I was hoping to see the night before I'm going to a strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161489) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:27 AM Author: Excitant crimson senate It was so fucking gnarly. I enjoy a trip to da klub every now and again, but for the most part they're really just disappointing and gnarly. This was the worst I've seen yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161496) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:34 AM Author: big green address explain. did she sit down and squat? how does someone shit themself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161506) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:40 AM Author: Crystalline brunch He can't explain it bc its flame. No explanation except diarrhea, which he ruled out already. Hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161511) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:41 AM Author: Dark Really Tough Guy sorry this isn't true, I've shit myself with some pretty internally coherent shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161512) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 9:59 AM Author: zombie-like menage cuck 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161751) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:10 AM Author: Obsidian School Cafeteria Stock Car 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161988) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:22 PM Author: Rambunctious vigorous plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448098) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 5:05 AM Author: Excitant crimson senate I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was sitting on the edge of the stage, but I wasn't really paying attention to this particular girl because she was a bit of a fatty.
Anyways, I'm looking around and I see the dudes next to me start freaking out and pointing to the girl...I look and she's literally grabbing her ass and running off stage.
Shortly, some dude rushed on stage in gloves and a spray bottle and started spraying something that smelled like rubbing alcohol all over the stage. I didn't get it -- I thought maybe there was period blood on stage or something, but then I scoured the stage and saw LITERAL SHIT on the fucking stage.
The DJ announced that they were doing "stage maintenance." And then the stage was closed down the rest of the time I was there, which another 30 or 45 minutes. They kept spraying and mopping the stage over and over and over again. I was actually impressed w/ how thorough/paranoid they were about it.
There was another, bigger stage, so everyone just went over there.
FUCK the person who said this was flame, I am 100% serious. I never poast, I just lurk, and I think this is the first time I've started a thread in 6+ months of reading this site because I had to share this story with my loser internet friends.
EDIT: it's cool, I'm a loser too. |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:34 AM Author: Slippery Azure Point Indirect Expression So u did not see the move that preceded this IBS catastrophe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161865) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:35 AM Author: zombie-like menage cuck More like SCATastrpohe amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161871) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: Excitant crimson senate I actually did see the move. She was on her hands and knees with her ass facing a group of dudes to my left. She was doing the thing you see in hip hop videos where she's doing all of these mini-thrusts to make her booty shake. So this means the shit came out of her ass when she was literally shaking it at a bunch of dudes like five feet away from her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163508) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:48 AM Author: Outnumbered dragon friendly grandma I must say, pound for pound, these stipper thread deliver the goods more consistently than any other type of thread. First "twice she grounder her butthold," now this!
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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM Author: Very tactful alcoholic church cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161565) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:17 PM Author: racy shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448069) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 8:51 AM Author: Swashbuckling space TY for this thread. I laughed. I would love to see this IRL. That's a story that you will never forget, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161640) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Excitant crimson senate Thanks man. You're right -- I will never forget this. Sad thing is that I went by myself, so I have no IRL friends who can laugh about it with me (was out of town on bizness). :-( Hence my literally hopping on XOXO during the cab ride home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163518) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:30 AM Author: Unhinged site ceo Maybe she was trying to hold it in for too long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161843) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:31 AM Author: Floppy french chef range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161850) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:32 AM Author: Smoky chapel lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161852) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:17 AM Author: Tripping Ape describe her post-shit butthold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162011) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 12:20 PM Author: mint mildly autistic bawdyhouse I was just wondering last night what strippers and hookers do when they are on the rag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162328) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: Coral Round Eye I hereby nominate this thread for thread of the year, 2012. Cant believe it hasnt blown up yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162755) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:25 PM Author: Excitant crimson senate ty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163491) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:35 PM Author: emerald cuckoldry bump for brilliance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162772) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 2:00 PM Author: know-it-all theater stage marketing idea toasting in epic bread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162924) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:32 PM Author: painfully honest offensive ratface rigpig rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163530) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:41 PM Author: startled corner I can't stop thinking of horses and how horse poop does drops behind them.... that's sort of how I picture this, with her up on the pole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163586) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:26 AM Author: Excitant crimson senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091085) |
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Date: March 11th, 2012 11:09 PM Author: Cruel-hearted messiness 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20179472) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: Coral Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448049) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:20 PM Author: frozen irate school black woman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U
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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:52 AM Author: histrionic angry house water buffalo LOL! "most perfect double tapered shit" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091127) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:42 AM Author: Poppy irradiated hall Dude. You need to find a better strip club. That place sounds pretty trashy.
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