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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:05 AM Author: erotic principal's office background story Not flame. Big white girl. Not flame. So hilarious/awesome/disgusting. Shut down half the club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161484) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:07 AM Author: Sadistic Indian Lodge Multi-billionaire pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161485) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: erotic principal's office background story Nope. No photo policy. And bouncers in the club were super aggressive, especially after she shat. They cleared out that half of the club and stood around it with their hands crossed in front of their fat stomachs like they were roping off a crime scene.
Holy FUCK I just SAW A FAT WHITE GIRL SHIT HERSELF |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:09 AM Author: henna hall describe the size/texture/consistency of the shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161486) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:13 AM Author: erotic principal's office background story A few mushy mini mounds. It was loose stool, but not diharreah. Firm enough to keep some shape. The biggest clump was about the size of a golf ball. There were a few other pieces the size of, say, peanut m&m's. I was sitting about 15 feet away, so it took me a while to even see it. I spend 60 seconds wondering why she grabbed her thonged ass and ran off stage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161488) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:14 AM Author: arousing lemon national depressive This is not the kind of thread I was hoping to see the night before I'm going to a strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161489) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:27 AM Author: erotic principal's office background story It was so fucking gnarly. I enjoy a trip to da klub every now and again, but for the most part they're really just disappointing and gnarly. This was the worst I've seen yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161496) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:34 AM Author: Laughsome misanthropic immigrant incel explain. did she sit down and squat? how does someone shit themself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161506) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:40 AM Author: Onyx learning disabled liquid oxygen He can't explain it bc its flame. No explanation except diarrhea, which he ruled out already. Hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161511) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:41 AM Author: henna hall sorry this isn't true, I've shit myself with some pretty internally coherent shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161512) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 5:05 AM Author: erotic principal's office background story I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was sitting on the edge of the stage, but I wasn't really paying attention to this particular girl because she was a bit of a fatty.
Anyways, I'm looking around and I see the dudes next to me start freaking out and pointing to the girl...I look and she's literally grabbing her ass and running off stage.
Shortly, some dude rushed on stage in gloves and a spray bottle and started spraying something that smelled like rubbing alcohol all over the stage. I didn't get it -- I thought maybe there was period blood on stage or something, but then I scoured the stage and saw LITERAL SHIT on the fucking stage.
The DJ announced that they were doing "stage maintenance." And then the stage was closed down the rest of the time I was there, which another 30 or 45 minutes. They kept spraying and mopping the stage over and over and over again. I was actually impressed w/ how thorough/paranoid they were about it.
There was another, bigger stage, so everyone just went over there.
FUCK the person who said this was flame, I am 100% serious. I never poast, I just lurk, and I think this is the first time I've started a thread in 6+ months of reading this site because I had to share this story with my loser internet friends.
EDIT: it's cool, I'm a loser too. |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:34 AM Author: Talented buck-toothed box office tattoo So u did not see the move that preceded this IBS catastrophe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161865) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:35 AM Author: nubile office More like SCATastrpohe amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161871) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: erotic principal's office background story I actually did see the move. She was on her hands and knees with her ass facing a group of dudes to my left. She was doing the thing you see in hip hop videos where she's doing all of these mini-thrusts to make her booty shake. So this means the shit came out of her ass when she was literally shaking it at a bunch of dudes like five feet away from her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163508) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 8:51 AM Author: doobsian gold public bath mad-dog skullcap TY for this thread. I laughed. I would love to see this IRL. That's a story that you will never forget, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161640) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: erotic principal's office background story Thanks man. You're right -- I will never forget this. Sad thing is that I went by myself, so I have no IRL friends who can laugh about it with me (was out of town on bizness). :-( Hence my literally hopping on XOXO during the cab ride home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163518) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:30 AM Author: contagious brunch Maybe she was trying to hold it in for too long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161843) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 12:20 PM Author: geriatric son of senegal I was just wondering last night what strippers and hookers do when they are on the rag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162328) |
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