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Just saw a stripper shit herself on stage, taking Q's
| Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish | 03/09/12 |
| cerebral multi-billionaire pit | 03/09/12 |
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| Lascivious Effete Gunner Institution | 03/09/12 |
| Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish | 03/09/12 |
| Odious office | 03/09/12 |
| Navy preventive strike | 03/09/12 |
| Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish | 03/09/12 |
| passionate underhanded tanning salon community account | 03/09/12 |
| Dull potus | 03/09/12 |
| Lascivious Effete Gunner Institution | 03/09/12 |
| Erotic property | 03/09/12 |
| wonderful tan fortuitous meteor sanctuary | 03/09/12 |
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| Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish | 03/09/12 |
| Sapphire Razzle Legal Warrant Degenerate | 03/09/12 |
| Erotic property | 03/09/12 |
| Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish | 03/09/12 |
| flatulent pozpig meetinghouse | 03/09/12 |
| Odious office | 03/09/12 |
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| Heady hunting ground lodge | 03/09/12 |
| Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish | 03/09/12 |
| Carmine University | 03/09/12 |
| galvanic nighttime prole | 03/09/12 |
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| Smoky School People Who Are Hurt | 03/09/12 |
| Magical pocket flask | 03/09/12 |
| Bronze Faggot Firefighter | 03/09/12 |
| Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish | 03/09/12 |
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| Drunken Iridescent Goyim | 03/09/12 |
| idiotic theater | 03/09/12 |
| Ocher mildly autistic associate trump supporter | 03/09/12 |
| Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish | 07/15/12 |
| Dark titillating telephone | 03/11/12 |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:05 AM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish Not flame. Big white girl. Not flame. So hilarious/awesome/disgusting. Shut down half the club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161484) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:07 AM Author: cerebral multi-billionaire pit pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161485) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish Nope. No photo policy. And bouncers in the club were super aggressive, especially after she shat. They cleared out that half of the club and stood around it with their hands crossed in front of their fat stomachs like they were roping off a crime scene.
Holy FUCK I just SAW A FAT WHITE GIRL SHIT HERSELF |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:09 AM Author: Lascivious Effete Gunner Institution describe the size/texture/consistency of the shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161486) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:13 AM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish A few mushy mini mounds. It was loose stool, but not diharreah. Firm enough to keep some shape. The biggest clump was about the size of a golf ball. There were a few other pieces the size of, say, peanut m&m's. I was sitting about 15 feet away, so it took me a while to even see it. I spend 60 seconds wondering why she grabbed her thonged ass and ran off stage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161488) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM Author: Odious office ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161564) |
Date: March 9th, 2012 4:14 AM Author: Navy preventive strike This is not the kind of thread I was hoping to see the night before I'm going to a strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161489) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:27 AM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish It was so fucking gnarly. I enjoy a trip to da klub every now and again, but for the most part they're really just disappointing and gnarly. This was the worst I've seen yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161496) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:34 AM Author: passionate underhanded tanning salon community account explain. did she sit down and squat? how does someone shit themself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161506) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:40 AM Author: Dull potus He can't explain it bc its flame. No explanation except diarrhea, which he ruled out already. Hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161511) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:41 AM Author: Lascivious Effete Gunner Institution sorry this isn't true, I've shit myself with some pretty internally coherent shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161512) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 9:59 AM Author: Erotic property 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161751) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:10 AM Author: wonderful tan fortuitous meteor sanctuary 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161988) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:22 PM Author: submissive water buffalo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448098) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 5:05 AM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish I really don't still don't quite get how it happened. I was sitting on the edge of the stage, but I wasn't really paying attention to this particular girl because she was a bit of a fatty.
Anyways, I'm looking around and I see the dudes next to me start freaking out and pointing to the girl...I look and she's literally grabbing her ass and running off stage.
Shortly, some dude rushed on stage in gloves and a spray bottle and started spraying something that smelled like rubbing alcohol all over the stage. I didn't get it -- I thought maybe there was period blood on stage or something, but then I scoured the stage and saw LITERAL SHIT on the fucking stage.
The DJ announced that they were doing "stage maintenance." And then the stage was closed down the rest of the time I was there, which another 30 or 45 minutes. They kept spraying and mopping the stage over and over and over again. I was actually impressed w/ how thorough/paranoid they were about it.
There was another, bigger stage, so everyone just went over there.
FUCK the person who said this was flame, I am 100% serious. I never poast, I just lurk, and I think this is the first time I've started a thread in 6+ months of reading this site because I had to share this story with my loser internet friends.
EDIT: it's cool, I'm a loser too. |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:34 AM Author: Sapphire Razzle Legal Warrant Degenerate So u did not see the move that preceded this IBS catastrophe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161865) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:35 AM Author: Erotic property More like SCATastrpohe amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161871) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish I actually did see the move. She was on her hands and knees with her ass facing a group of dudes to my left. She was doing the thing you see in hip hop videos where she's doing all of these mini-thrusts to make her booty shake. So this means the shit came out of her ass when she was literally shaking it at a bunch of dudes like five feet away from her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163508) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 4:48 AM Author: flatulent pozpig meetinghouse I must say, pound for pound, these stipper thread deliver the goods more consistently than any other type of thread. First "twice she grounder her butthold," now this!
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Date: March 9th, 2012 7:08 AM Author: Odious office cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161565) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:17 PM Author: Narrow-minded ultramarine filthpig boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448069) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 8:51 AM Author: Heady hunting ground lodge TY for this thread. I laughed. I would love to see this IRL. That's a story that you will never forget, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161640) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:28 PM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish Thanks man. You're right -- I will never forget this. Sad thing is that I went by myself, so I have no IRL friends who can laugh about it with me (was out of town on bizness). :-( Hence my literally hopping on XOXO during the cab ride home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163518) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:30 AM Author: Carmine University Maybe she was trying to hold it in for too long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161843) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:31 AM Author: galvanic nighttime prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161850) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 10:32 AM Author: Bipolar mind-boggling new version lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20161852) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 11:17 AM Author: Smoky School People Who Are Hurt describe her post-shit butthold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162011) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 12:20 PM Author: Magical pocket flask I was just wondering last night what strippers and hookers do when they are on the rag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162328) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: Bronze Faggot Firefighter I hereby nominate this thread for thread of the year, 2012. Cant believe it hasnt blown up yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162755) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:25 PM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish ty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163491) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 1:35 PM Author: Soggy big stage messiness bump for brilliance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162772) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 2:00 PM Author: Drunken Iridescent Goyim toasting in epic bread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20162924) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:32 PM Author: idiotic theater rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163530) |
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Date: March 9th, 2012 3:41 PM Author: Ocher mildly autistic associate trump supporter I can't stop thinking of horses and how horse poop does drops behind them.... that's sort of how I picture this, with her up on the pole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20163586) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:26 AM Author: Pontificating Learning Disabled Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091085) |
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Date: March 11th, 2012 11:09 PM Author: Dark titillating telephone 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20179472) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:13 PM Author: Bronze Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#20448049) |
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Date: April 12th, 2012 4:20 PM Author: White mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U
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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:52 AM Author: Henna Base LOL! "most perfect double tapered shit" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1893582&forum_id=2#21091127) |
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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:42 AM Author: Excitant salmon azn Dude. You need to find a better strip club. That place sounds pretty trashy.
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