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poast here if you STAND to wipe your ass

I most assuredly do OFS
excitant private investor church building
  03/12/12
what?
Cordovan windowlicker
  03/12/12
There are people who don't? What about FTB vs BTF?
Dark athletic conference range
  03/12/12
If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opin...
Provocative grizzly university
  03/12/12
BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do t...
canary multi-colored juggernaut
  11/16/12
Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown met...
Provocative grizzly university
  03/12/12
sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your h...
Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha
  03/12/12
It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled wate...
Provocative grizzly university
  03/12/12
The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island,...
Dark athletic conference range
  03/12/12
That's a hell of a duke, brother.
Provocative grizzly university
  03/12/12
fucking flush the damn toilet twice
Motley Double Fault Antidepressant Drug
  03/14/12
it's awkward, it could happen
bat-shit-crazy vigorous knife
  03/12/12
but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. ...
Azure up-to-no-good temple sandwich
  03/12/12
cr
Provocative grizzly university
  03/12/12
i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there broth...
Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha
  03/12/12
This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than...
excitant private investor church building
  03/12/12
...
Arousing puppy home
  03/12/12
this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants...
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  03/12/12
sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls ...
Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha
  03/12/12
...
Azure up-to-no-good temple sandwich
  03/12/12
summon: yellow pee pee monster
Misanthropic Razzmatazz Prole
  03/12/12
...
Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha
  11/16/12
sometimes?
Fear-inspiring burgundy hairy legs
  08/30/13
How long before the client arrives?
vibrant french chef potus
  08/28/15
How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely ...
excitant private investor church building
  03/12/12
loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at wo...
boyish chrome nursing home
  03/12/12
Shrewd.
excitant private investor church building
  03/12/12
this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I wi...
Misunderstood Point
  08/30/13
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drab lettuce
  03/12/12
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heady domesticated set
  03/12/12
The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes fe...
excitant private investor church building
  03/12/12
I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed i...
boyish chrome nursing home
  03/12/12
I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB.
Dark athletic conference range
  03/12/12
TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are betwe...
boyish chrome nursing home
  03/12/12
That's some next level shit.
Dark athletic conference range
  03/12/12
wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf me...
apoplectic weed whacker
  03/13/12
let's make sure we are on the same page. FTB == balls to...
boyish chrome nursing home
  03/13/12
this
Big library
  08/21/13
you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks coul...
impressive toilet seat background story
  03/12/12
You wipe your ass side to side? THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!?
Dark athletic conference range
  03/12/12
i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean w...
impressive toilet seat background story
  03/12/12
Greetings, tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up afte...
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  03/13/12
cr. tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country. ...
Azure up-to-no-good temple sandwich
  03/12/12
Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold...
soul-stirring stage main people
  03/12/12
180 moniker.
Dark athletic conference range
  03/12/12
Friends OFS.
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Rusted vengeful garrison
  03/12/12
Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens.
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  03/12/12
i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration: ...
razzle dull selfie
  03/12/12
That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown?
soul-stirring stage main people
  03/12/12
both!
boyish chrome nursing home
  03/12/12
who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper n...
boyish chrome nursing home
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Greetings, How public is this stall? If company toilet, I j...
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  03/13/12
gross
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  03/13/12
no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public ...
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  03/14/12
Greetings, "their freefalling ass particles" You...
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  03/13/12
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Greetings, Whoever wrote that website has a shitty diet. Lo...
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  03/13/12
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  11/16/12
people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass ...
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  03/12/12
savages
Lilac abode incel
  03/12/12
To be fair, Goddamn neanderthals
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  06/27/12
of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit?
180 pale tanning salon becky
  03/12/12
this thread embodies contemporary XO culture
electric walnut theatre
  03/12/12
Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeb...
excitant private investor church building
  03/12/12
cr
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  03/14/12
titmfcr
Motley Double Fault Antidepressant Drug
  03/14/12
Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche)
racy location
  03/12/12
cr
Thriller brilliant house
  03/12/12
stand obviously.
Narrow-minded opaque trailer park brethren
  03/13/12
Greetings, I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks ...
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  03/13/12
tyft
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  03/14/12
stand in the place where you pewp, now wipe ass, thi...
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  06/27/12
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  11/16/12
Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Le...
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  06/27/12
*tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium*
Rusted vengeful garrison
  06/27/12
when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever fa...
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  11/16/12
There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than on...
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Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha
  11/16/12
I always sit because of childhood trauma
canary multi-colored juggernaut
  11/16/12
stand and salute
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  11/16/12
The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to ...
impressive toilet seat background story
  02/01/13
(resident expert on ass maintenance)
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  02/01/13
TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I'...
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  02/01/13
...
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  07/18/18
so credited
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  07/18/18
lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly f...
excitant private investor church building
  02/01/13
How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a f...
impressive toilet seat background story
  02/01/13
see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing...
excitant private investor church building
  02/01/13
they must be so disappointed. you saw the light meaning y...
impressive toilet seat background story
  02/01/13
you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting
razzle dull selfie
  02/01/13
yea i'm not flexible enough for that
Narrow-minded opaque trailer park brethren
  02/01/13
i don't even understand how this works
Peach fragrant chapel sweet tailpipe
  02/01/13
wtf Not even once in my life.
comical obsidian indian lodge chad
  02/01/13
lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, ...
excitant private investor church building
  02/01/13
I was a stander until I read this board (long ago). I hav...
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Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha
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Lol no
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Lilac abode incel
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of course. the fuck else would you do?
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lol @ disgusting standmos
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM
Author: excitant private investor church building

I most assuredly do OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Cordovan windowlicker

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Dark athletic conference range

There are people who don't?

What about FTB vs BTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184640)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Provocative grizzly university

If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM
Author: canary multi-colored juggernaut

BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Provocative grizzly university

Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM
Author: Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha

sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM
Author: Provocative grizzly university

It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: Dark athletic conference range

The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Provocative grizzly university

That's a hell of a duke, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM
Author: Motley Double Fault Antidepressant Drug

fucking flush the damn toilet twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy vigorous knife

it's awkward, it could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM
Author: Azure up-to-no-good temple sandwich

but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184656)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: Provocative grizzly university

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184660)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha

i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: excitant private investor church building

This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM
Author: Arousing puppy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184678)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: boyish chrome nursing home

this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha

sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184716)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Azure up-to-no-good temple sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184728)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic Razzmatazz Prole

summon: yellow pee pee monster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185243)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:00 PM
Author: Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060684)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring burgundy hairy legs

sometimes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967003)



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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: vibrant french chef potus

How long before the client arrives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643341)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: excitant private investor church building

How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: boyish chrome nursing home

loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:01 PM
Author: excitant private investor church building

Shrewd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185120)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood Point

this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: drab lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185105)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM
Author: heady domesticated set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184661)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: excitant private investor church building

The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: boyish chrome nursing home

I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Dark athletic conference range

I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: boyish chrome nursing home

TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Dark athletic conference range

That's some next level shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM
Author: apoplectic weed whacker

wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM
Author: boyish chrome nursing home

let's make sure we are on the same page.

FTB == balls to ass

BTF == ass to balls

I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192952)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Big library

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902446)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: impressive toilet seat background story

you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.

just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184709)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Dark athletic conference range

You wipe your ass side to side?

THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184715)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: impressive toilet seat background story

i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.

in b4 asian sideways assholes comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184720)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: Chocolate abusive site genital piercing

Greetings,

tbf asian = no asshole hair, so cleaning up after a shit is fucking trivial for you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193020)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Azure up-to-no-good temple sandwich

cr.

tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.

as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184725)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage main people

Who needs to wipe when you can just finger ur itchy botthold all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184727)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Dark athletic conference range

180 moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184734)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage main people

Friends OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184749)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:58 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185099)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:32 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968642)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: Naked wonderful sound barrier



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968672)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060580)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: impressive toilet seat background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968745)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:21 AM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547748)



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Date: August 30th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Saffron Dragon

(Theateaus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23967009)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: stimulating legend



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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse doctorate kitty



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Date: August 28th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643176)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: impressive toilet seat background story



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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse doctorate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253563)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:32 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#40507553)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Rusted vengeful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184719)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: Supple smoky idiot new version

Sit down and wipe front to back, you fucking heathens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184738)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: razzle dull selfie

i'm just gonna throw this out there for your consideration:

the existence of standers means in a public stall you *always* need to put down some barrier layer on the seat b/c the standers contaminate the seat with their freefalling ass particles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184739)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage main people

That leads to a second Q: barrier layer, or TP wipedown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184752)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: boyish chrome nursing home

both!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185106)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: boyish chrome nursing home

who the FUCK doesn't *always" lay down a toilet paper next when they sit on a public stall????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184755)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:44 AM
Author: Chocolate abusive site genital piercing

Greetings,

How public is this stall? If company toilet, I just look for the one with no pee droplets on the seat and plop down. IF McDonalds, I will TP barrier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193036)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: Narrow-minded opaque trailer park brethren

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193044)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 9:12 AM
Author: boyish chrome nursing home

no matter how clean it looks, I put down a nest in a public restroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202782)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:43 AM
Author: Chocolate abusive site genital piercing

Greetings,

"their freefalling ass particles"

You're and idiot. You realize when you smell a fart, that's because of floating shit particles, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193028)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: Supple smoky idiot new version

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184750)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: Chocolate abusive site genital piercing

Greetings,

Whoever wrote that website has a shitty diet. Lol three squares wtf does he eat nothing but oreos and butter all damn day? those guys jelly as FUCK of the fiber crew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193041)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Massive Macaca

bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060605)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated dopamine wagecucks

people who stand = obese, can't fit hand under enormous ass cheeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185248)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel

savages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185249)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: cracking cocky resort nowag

To be fair,

Goddamn neanderthals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968649)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: 180 pale tanning salon becky

of course you stand to wipe your ass. wtf is this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185252)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: electric walnut theatre

this thread embodies contemporary XO culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185257)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:40 PM
Author: excitant private investor church building

Are you retarded? You realize wiping-threading was the lifeblood of early era XOXO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20188753)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring burgundy hairy legs

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202070)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:07 AM
Author: Motley Double Fault Antidepressant Drug

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202149)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:36 PM
Author: racy location

Just do squat toilets bro (PauliePorsche)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185999)



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Date: March 12th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: Thriller brilliant house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20189043)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:35 AM
Author: Narrow-minded opaque trailer park brethren

stand obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192692)



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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: Chocolate abusive site genital piercing

Greetings,

I take a quarter squat position to wipe. Cheeks stay spread, but my hand don't go nowhere near that toilet bowl. I alternate BTF and FTB. I prefer FTB.

Also, I sit with my knees as close together as possible during the actual shitting. If you think about it, this actually spreads your cheeks apart more at the crucial butthole juncture (your hole and knees are on different sides of your hips, which are the axis of rotation).

The best toilet seat I've ever used is at my in-laws' house. The seat has a curvature/slant to it so it actually spreads your cheeks apart as you sit down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20193013)



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Date: March 14th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Stubborn locus trump supporter

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202055)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: Rusted vengeful garrison

stand in the place where you pewp,

now wipe ass,

think about direction, wonder why you haven't before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968724)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:51 PM
Author: silver heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060617)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Floppy theater stage famous landscape painting

Lol at you pigs that don't shower after every poop, or at Least use baby wipes or wet paper towels

Fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968760)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Rusted vengeful garrison

*tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly appetizing school

when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone?

never

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060591)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: godawful hospital dog poop

There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060643)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060667)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: canary multi-colored juggernaut

I always sit because of childhood trauma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738)



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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM
Author: spectacular people who are hurt lay

stand and salute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: impressive toilet seat background story

The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.

I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.

Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547765)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine base roast beef

(resident expert on ass maintenance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: excitant private investor church building

TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: impressive toilet seat background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455122)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: translucent business firm

so credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455140)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: excitant private investor church building

lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: impressive toilet seat background story

How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: excitant private investor church building

see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: impressive toilet seat background story

they must be so disappointed.

you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.

you are like the anti-fiber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547888)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: razzle dull selfie

you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Narrow-minded opaque trailer park brethren

yea i'm not flexible enough for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM
Author: Peach fragrant chapel sweet tailpipe

i don't even understand how this works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: comical obsidian indian lodge chad

wtf

Not even once in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547913)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: excitant private investor church building

lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Bonkers tan mexican hominid

I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).

I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.

Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548123)



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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Fighting Spruce Party Of The First Part Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548128)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23902409)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: olive volcanic crater



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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966920)



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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Thriller brilliant house

of course. the fuck else would you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643347)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel

lol @ disgusting standmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#30565674)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Lilac abode incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36454501)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: green startling locale police squad

what a conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455120)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Big-titted coral state cuckoldry

Sit but the sps plastic hinges on my toilet seat keep breaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253560)