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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:38 PM Author: fuchsia piazza I most assuredly do OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184634) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:34 PM Author: Hyperventilating university what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185987) |
Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: galvanic temple preventive strike There are people who don't?
What about FTB vs BTF? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: violet violent point If you're sitting down, BTF makes the most sense, in my opinion. Standing up, I go FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184682) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: federal lascivious lay BTF is best when you are standing too breh, let gravity do the work OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060675) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: violet violent point Used to do it exclusively. I've switched to the sitdown method for the most part, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184641) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:39 PM Author: rambunctious digit ratio sitting down to wipe is so awkward. You have to stick your hand in the toilet which is gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184642) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: violet violent point It's not like your dunking your hand in the duke filled water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184650) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: galvanic temple preventive strike The duke I left today poked out of the water like an island, about 2 inches. Not sticking my hand in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184653) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: violet violent point That's a hell of a duke, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184658) |
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Date: March 14th, 2012 3:05 AM Author: Dun impressive orchestra pit clown fucking flush the damn toilet twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20202136) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Arousing bronze indian lodge it's awkward, it could happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184655) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Aqua site gunner but if you stand the shit squishes between your ass cheeks. if you just reach under while sitting you can make a clean sweep of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184656) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:42 PM Author: violet violent point cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184660) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: rambunctious digit ratio i feel like it's already pretty well squished in there brother. Standing up doesn't seem to contribute much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184674) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:44 PM Author: fuchsia piazza This is true - I definitely make more passes to be sure than I have when I occasionally wipe sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184676) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: swashbuckling business firm sound barrier this is one of the reasons that I completely remove my pants and underwear when I duke, to ensure the maximum leg spreadage. I even do this in public restrooms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184705) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: rambunctious digit ratio sometimes I get completely naked in public rest room stalls while pooping. Just feels more comfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184716) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:54 PM Author: fuchsia piazza How does that work with your shoes, man? I would definitely do this of there was an elegant solution that wasn't taking them off, letting them sit there and the retying them later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184769) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: swashbuckling business firm sound barrier loafers. have to take them off when pulling off pants. at worst i remove one leg and drape it over my other leg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20185104) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: Rough-skinned gas station this is the credited way to live life. I do the same. I will take it all fucking off, motherfucker. and my stink star (fiver) is clean as a whistle afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966931) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: fuchsia piazza The one downside I will note is as a tall bro I sometimes feel exposed while my head peeks over the stall in public restrooms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184690) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:45 PM Author: swashbuckling business firm sound barrier I exclusively stand to wipe, FTB, with a couple BTFs mixed in at the end to ensure cleanliness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184693) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: galvanic temple preventive strike I am almost the same, but BTFs followed by a FTB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184707) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: swashbuckling business firm sound barrier TBF, my FTBs are reaching around the back, my BTFs are between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20184726) |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: galvanic temple preventive strike That's some next level shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20186306) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 8:46 AM Author: Passionate Lodge wtffff i thought ftb meant going through the legs and btf meant reaching around the back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20192706) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 10:20 AM Author: swashbuckling business firm sound barrier let's make sure we are on the same page.
FTB == balls to ass BTF == ass to balls
I'm trying to imagine it, and doing FTB through the legs seems difficult and unnatural. I guess you could do BTF reaching around. |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Razzmatazz garnet quadroon you fucking animals. I never understood how skid marks could exist until I learned about you shit smeared beasts who stand up and cram your buttcheeks together before removing the shit hanging from your ass.
just sit and wipe and lift one asscheek and wipe from the side. You dont need to go prospecting or dip your hand in the fucking toilet water. |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:48 PM Author: galvanic temple preventive strike You wipe your ass side to side?
THATS AN OPTION?!?!?!? |
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:49 PM Author: Razzmatazz garnet quadroon i lift my left ass check and go in from the side but clean with a short back to front motion.
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Date: March 12th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: Aqua site gunner cr.
tbf, we really ought to have bidets in this country.
as OCD as Americans are about cleanliness in general, it doesn't make sense that we don't. |
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Fucking disgusting |
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Date: June 27th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Bistre free-loading athletic conference crackhouse *tosses you a can of Metamucil psyllium* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#20968782) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:49 PM Author: talking flirting state when the fuck has the standing, front to back method ever failed anyone? never |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: Coral trump supporter There is more than one way to skin a cat... and more than one way to wipe a shit encrusted butthole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060607) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:54 PM Author: Maroon sanctuary factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060643) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 9:57 PM Author: rambunctious digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060667) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:08 PM Author: federal lascivious lay I always sit because of childhood trauma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060738) |
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Date: November 16th, 2012 10:15 PM Author: Fragrant dull chapel community account stand and salute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22060766) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:25 AM Author: Razzmatazz garnet quadroon The fact that your disgusting fucking parents taught you to stand up and smear the shit all over your ass cracks infuriates me and makes me pity you.
I though skid marks were flame because there is no way a person wiping their ass properly sitting down with cheeks spread would get shit all over their ass that cant be wiped properly.
Your filthy fucking boomer parents should be shot and you should not be allowed to breed and spread your disgusting habit. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:27 AM Author: Light immigrant persian (resident expert on ass maintenance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547774) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:46 AM Author: fuchsia piazza TWIST: my parents sit (at least my dad does - don't think I've ever seen my mom shitting) but I stand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547871) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Razzmatazz garnet quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455122) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:05 PM Author: coiffed space so credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36455140) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:42 AM Author: fuchsia piazza lol, I was going to post in this thread and troll strongly for standing to wipe, then realized I was the OP. anyway FUCK SITTERS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547845) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:45 AM Author: Razzmatazz garnet quadroon How does it make you feel when you find out that you are a fucking filthy animal and that your parents did not love you enough to teach you how to shit without smearing shit all over your ass cheeks and underwear? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547867) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:47 AM Author: fuchsia piazza see above: my parents sit but I SAW THE LIGHT about standing when I was young (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547879) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: Razzmatazz garnet quadroon they must be so disappointed.
you saw the light meaning you use twice as much toilet paper for 1/4 the clean.
you are like the anti-fiber. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:48 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Laser Beams Bbw you can't get enough maneuvarability sitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547889) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:55 AM Author: sable international law enforcement agency selfie yea i'm not flexible enough for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547921) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:51 AM Author: Seedy coffee pot center i don't even understand how this works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547903) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:53 AM Author: Mind-boggling claret property wtf
Not even once in my life. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 11:54 AM Author: fuchsia piazza lol earl and rasqie wiping each others asses from the side, maf at my squeaky clean butt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22547916) |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: Ruddy yarmulke I was a stander until I read this board (long ago).
I have been on BOTH SIDES as an adult.
Sitting is much more difficult but 90% better especially if you have *any* asshair at all. |
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Date: February 1st, 2013 12:35 PM Author: rambunctious digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#22548128) |
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Date: August 30th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Appetizing Bull Headed Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#23966920) |
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Date: August 28th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: irradiated peach shrine coldplay fan of course. the fuck else would you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#28643347) |
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Date: May 26th, 2016 6:44 PM Author: Appetizing Bull Headed Heaven lol @ disgusting standmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#30565674) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM Author: Appetizing Bull Headed Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#36454501) |
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Date: May 18th, 2019 3:17 PM Author: Sickened turquoise base Sit but the sps plastic hinges on my toilet seat keep breaking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1895963&forum_id=2#38253560) |