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Conversation with my Room-mate Just Now

Me: "Can you please lower your fuckin' music on your la...
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
the "fuckin" didn't help. generally, if you ask...
NoFaultPIP  05/03/12
Do you live alone, brother?
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
you live in gewirz, don't you
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/03/12
I live next to Regents Park close to Chitown law campus
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
lol, gulc 2L
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/03/12
http://www.law.uchicago.edu/faculty/huq He is a 180 prof
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
hahahaha. what do you think about carlos vazquez
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/03/12
Not sure what angle your asking me this but.... I know ki...
slim_shady_man  05/04/12
this is simple: kill him
explain this to me like im an eight year old  05/09/12
start a johnsmeyer thread
brave little poaster  05/03/12
trap him in a subthread wasteland then turn off the music
bonobo guy  05/03/12
Dude, be serious for once in your life.
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
...
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland  05/04/12
titcr
Megafund #QadirZeusMuhammad  05/04/12
Get the fuck off of XO and go to bed you stressbag. He made ...
cactp  05/03/12
What were his good points?
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
Go to sleep, STFU, etc. Also, good luck on your exam.
cactp  05/03/12
Thanks breh. Much appreciated. Good luck on pickin dem hoes ...
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
no one "picks hoes up on Michigan Avenue" you tour...
Crossfit bro stylin on partner in moment of hubris  05/04/12
Wait until he goes to sleep, then jerk off in his face
CarneyLansford  05/03/12
lulz 180 breh. Much love from my apartment
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
pound his face in man.
sensitive perverted niggas that dont like drums.  05/03/12
its too late. your roommate has already properly judged you ...
lisa rowe  05/03/12
To whom?
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
idk the RA? his mom? ur mom?
lisa rowe  05/03/12
plan payback
'''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.  05/03/12
I need concrete and realistic ideas.
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
it depends on how he is/what is important to him/what annoys...
'''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.  05/03/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&fo...
lisa rowe  05/03/12
very cogent ideas in that thread, breh. How is life with you...
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
vat?
lisa rowe  05/03/12
who u live with?
slim_shady_man  05/03/12
i live with sloot man
lisa rowe  05/03/12
just do visine in his drink bro *not legal advice*
.,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,  05/04/12
First try his idea. If that doesn't work, go and lower the v...
.,.,.,.,..,.,..:,,:,....,:::,..,:,.,.::.:.,:,::,.  05/03/12
rip the power cord out of the wall
.,,....,.,..,...,.,.,...,...  05/03/12
lol roomates
.;.;..;..;;.;.;;.;.;..;.;.;.;;.;.;.;.;;.  05/04/12
i know, right? XD
explain this to me like im an eight year old  05/09/12
poast his pic and email address on xo. we'll discuss with hi...
BigDs  05/04/12
request assistance in jacking off.
..,.....,,,,,...,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,.,  05/04/12
I'm not a faggot. Try again/
slim_shady_man  05/04/12
Is the roommate bound by the lease or should he decide on th...
:D  05/04/12
To do what? Rescind?
slim_shady_man  05/04/12
ty
Sabu  05/04/12
...
slim_shady_man  05/04/12
...
slim_shady_man  05/09/12
It's shit like this that I want to avoid...
phi beta cappuccino  05/09/12
thoughts on the situation ? It really occurred
slim_shady_man  05/09/12
Why would two strangers ever voluntarily share living quarte...
phi beta cappuccino  05/09/12
Rent costs are exorbitant in Chicago bro. Basic economic rat...
slim_shady_man  05/09/12
Why not just get a really small place?
phi beta cappuccino  05/09/12
What are your drives/motivations in life?
slim_shady_man  05/09/12
I don't have any anymore.
phi beta cappuccino  05/09/12
Have you lost connections with women?
slim_shady_man  05/09/12
Never had any to begin with.
phi beta cappuccino  05/09/12
Accept that he has clearly taken the dominant position withi...
AKA Noodles  05/09/12
He is indeed white. He is an Irish Catholic whose dad suppor...
slim_shady_man  05/09/12
Accept your role.
AKA Noodles  05/09/12
...
slim_shady_man  09/18/12
ouch do not mess with also, give him some headphones
explain this to me like im an eight year old  05/09/12


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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

Me: "Can you please lower your fuckin' music on your laptop please, I'm trying to sleep. I have finals and I'm stressed out."

Him: "Go to your room. Shut the door. Turn off the lights. Get yourself properly situated under your sheets. Jack the fuck off. And then go to sleep. If need be, go for a round 2. Then go to sleep and shut the fuck up."

What should I do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609868)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:30 PM
Author: NoFaultPIP

the "fuckin" didn't help.

generally, if you ask nice, fake sleepiness and don't rage, roommates would comply.

This was my experience when younger, but I was, at the time, a raging, starving wrestler so the chances of me dropping them on their heads if they gave snippy pushback was high.

you? not so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609978)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

Do you live alone, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609990)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

you live in gewirz, don't you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609991)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:34 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

I live next to Regents Park close to Chitown law campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610029)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

lol, gulc 2L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610034)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

http://www.law.uchicago.edu/faculty/huq

He is a 180 prof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610056)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

hahahaha. what do you think about carlos vazquez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610108)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 9:29 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

Not sure what angle your asking me this but....

I know kids who took his fed courts class. From what I hear, he is generally a bright guy, but has an aspie personality and is not really good at conversing with his students. His scholarship, on the other hand, is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20612265)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: explain this to me like im an eight year old (The Sisterhood of FRIENDship)

this is simple:

kill him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20655952)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: brave little poaster

start a johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609873)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:24 PM
Author: bonobo guy (bonobo guy)

trap him in a subthread wasteland then turn off the music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609878)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:24 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

Dude, be serious for once in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609886)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610601)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:13 AM
Author: Megafund #QadirZeusMuhammad

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20612452)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:24 PM
Author: cactp

Get the fuck off of XO and go to bed you stressbag. He made some good points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609884)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

What were his good points?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609890)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: cactp

Go to sleep, STFU, etc. Also, good luck on your exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609916)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:28 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

Thanks breh. Much appreciated. Good luck on pickin dem hoes up on Michigan Avenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609948)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Crossfit bro stylin on partner in moment of hubris

no one "picks hoes up on Michigan Avenue" you tourist. This is equivalent to saying "good luck pickin dem hoes up in Times Square." Quill tonight, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610732)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: CarneyLansford

Wait until he goes to sleep, then jerk off in his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609893)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

lulz 180 breh. Much love from my apartment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609907)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: sensitive perverted niggas that dont like drums.

pound his face in man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609895)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: lisa rowe (love brings up everything unlike itself)

its too late. your roommate has already properly judged you as a beta bitch that he doesn't need to respect. maybe try threatening to tell on him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609903)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

To whom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609913)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:27 PM
Author: lisa rowe (love brings up everything unlike itself)

idk the RA? his mom? ur mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609929)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:25 PM
Author: '''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.

plan payback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609911)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

I need concrete and realistic ideas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609919)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:27 PM
Author: '''.....'''...'...'.'..'.'.'.'.'.

it depends on how he is/what is important to him/what annoys him. plan accordingly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609930)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: lisa rowe (love brings up everything unlike itself)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1237408&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609985)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:32 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

very cogent ideas in that thread, breh. How is life with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609995)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: lisa rowe (love brings up everything unlike itself)

vat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610008)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

who u live with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610013)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:34 PM
Author: lisa rowe (love brings up everything unlike itself)

i live with sloot man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610021)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 9:29 AM
Author: .,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,

just do visine in his drink bro

*not legal advice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20612267)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:27 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,..,.,..:,,:,....,:::,..,:,.,.::.:.,:,::,.

First try his idea. If that doesn't work, go and lower the volume for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20609939)



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Date: May 3rd, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: .,,....,.,..,...,.,.,...,...

rip the power cord out of the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610060)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: .;.;..;..;;.;.;;.;.;..;.;.;.;;.;.;.;.;;.

lol roomates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20610613)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: explain this to me like im an eight year old (The Sisterhood of FRIENDship)

i know, right?

XD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20655979)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 3:06 AM
Author: BigDs

poast his pic and email address on xo. we'll discuss with him his options...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20611472)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 9:27 AM
Author: ..,.....,,,,,...,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,.,

request assistance in jacking off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20612260)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 9:29 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

I'm not a faggot. Try again/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20612266)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 9:30 AM
Author: :D (handsome, sociable, charismatic, would make a good husband, dawg)

Is the roommate bound by the lease or should he decide on the basis of fairness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20612270)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 9:31 AM
Author: slim_shady_man

To do what? Rescind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20612272)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:02 AM
Author: Sabu

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20612412)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: slim_shady_man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20616360)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: slim_shady_man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654132)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

It's shit like this that I want to avoid...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654144)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

thoughts on the situation ? It really occurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654152)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Why would two strangers ever voluntarily share living quarters? I understand this was a cool practice in the days of Holmes and Watson, but even they seemed to get on each other's nerves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654161)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

Rent costs are exorbitant in Chicago bro. Basic economic rationality suggests that to reduce costs, suffering the ignominy of living with another breh is worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654173)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Why not just get a really small place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654178)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

What are your drives/motivations in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654192)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:33 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

I don't have any anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654200)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:33 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

Have you lost connections with women?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654202)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:37 PM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Never had any to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654237)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: AKA Noodles

Accept that he has clearly taken the dominant position within your arrangement. Accept your subservient role. Is he white? Then things have simply settled into their natural order.

Wash the dishes for both of you, cook him food, provide him with manual stimulation to climax at his demand. You'll find peace in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654176)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: slim_shady_man

He is indeed white. He is an Irish Catholic whose dad supported the IRA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654190)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: AKA Noodles

Accept your role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20654196)



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Date: September 18th, 2012 6:30 PM
Author: slim_shady_man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#21609418)



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Date: May 9th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: explain this to me like im an eight year old (The Sisterhood of FRIENDship)

ouch

do not mess with

also, give him some headphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939907&forum_id=2#20656006)