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25 year old virgin here, explain to me what sex is like.

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phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
not like much. do you masturbate manually? thrust vigorously...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
How do you thrust vigorously onto your bed? Seems like a re...
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
nah not really, not unless your mattress is made of wood. to...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
I read it causes all sorts of problems for your dick. Are y...
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
yeah of course, I'm jewish. what kinds of problems? it's sti...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
http://www.healthystrokes.com/
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
that's interesting, and I believe them that it may cause ED ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
that said, I can't conceive of how ppl get off the usual mas...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
who does this?
,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..  05/04/12
it's a lot shorter than you image. basically all this pent u...
Obongo's America  05/04/12
lol at 8 years...
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
yeah like you were going to be having sex at 16. you're a 25...
Obongo's America  05/04/12
Yeah, but the frustration's been there a lot longer.
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
yeah. get drunk the first time. you won't enjoy it as much b...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
cr. make sure you're drunk or high.
Obongo's America  05/04/12
definitely. but not too drunk!
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
How drunk?
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
5, 6 drinks? what do others think? kind of depends on how mu...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
A healthy buzz. That point where you feel like a million buc...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  05/04/12
Sex is what you make of it. It's like learning a sport. At f...
.....,.,.,.,..,.,..,  05/04/12
If I cum too soon the first time, will the girl think I'm in...
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
No, you can't play it off like that. Honestly your best bet ...
.....,.,.,.,..,.,..,  05/04/12
lol, I'd rather die than confess that.
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
Eh, I forgot that you're an aspie.
.....,.,.,.,..,.,..,  05/04/12
Forever alone?
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
You're going to be thinking that and not able to cum Hope...
,.,..,,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
nah, not that, but a girl who wants to deflower him. I think...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
Is there a way I can find a girl who wants to deflower me wh...
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
yeah absolutely. someone outside your social circles.
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
Fuck me and my large social circle. :(
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
ur doin it wrong. :(
.....,.,.,.,..,.,..,  05/04/12
ty
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
AIYYO B, NO CIRCLE BE TOO BIG TO ENCOMPASS ALL DA BISHES ON ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
Brother, I have the strong feeling that if I memorized this ...
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
AIYYO B U ALREADY NO WHAT IT IS
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/04/12
This is CR. Chicks are cool about this. In some ways, they'r...
SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!  05/04/12
Yeah, but chicks also talk. I've overheard them.
phi beta cappuccino  05/04/12
Correct. I once unwittingly deflowered a guy and was pissed ...
Lou Salome  05/04/12
i agree w/ your advice for sure, but I've definitely gotten ...
Crossfit bro stylin on partner in moment of hubris  05/04/12
it's basically elaborate flame.
United Against a Nuclear Latham  05/04/12
I waited until I was your age and can confirm waiting is stu...
cactp  05/04/12
Why did you wait so long?
..,.,;;,;,;..;,;;...  05/04/12
like masturbating, but the buildup feels better, the orgasm ...
namgalsipsclar  05/04/12
tcr. However, there is a hug difference between condom and c...
Please don't out me  05/04/12
at first, it hurts you're anus a lot, but keep at it, and it...
Mitt Rombotney  05/04/12


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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:50 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611810)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:51 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

not like much. do you masturbate manually? thrust vigorously on/onto your bed, you'll start to get a sense of what it's like, minus the wetness and such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611813)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:52 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

How do you thrust vigorously onto your bed? Seems like a recipe for broken dick syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611814)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:55 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

nah not really, not unless your mattress is made of wood. to tell you the truth, even with a semblance of a sex life I do that shit twice a day. this'll really give you a sense and help with your stamina, also it's a way more manly way of jacking off than, like, actually jacking off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611817)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:00 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

I read it causes all sorts of problems for your dick. Are you cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611825)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

yeah of course, I'm jewish. what kinds of problems? it's still just as average-sized and hard as ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611830)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:03 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

http://www.healthystrokes.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611836)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:08 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

that's interesting, and I believe them that it may cause ED and anorgasmia, but in my case if it's had any effect, all it's done is delay my orgasms and give me more stamina. one of the differences between me, perhaps, and other prone masturbators, is that I tend not to go at it for that long. usually I'm able to think of something so arousing, so pervy and absurd, that a couple minutes and I'm done, sometimes much less. these other doods are probably getting off on the sensation of cramming their dick into the bed itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611848)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:16 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

that said, I can't conceive of how ppl get off the usual masturbatory way. even when I use my hands, I just use a lot of pressure so as to stimulate my usual method. I've never really stroked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611864)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:31 AM
Author: ,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:.. (poomo)

who does this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612533)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:57 AM
Author: Obongo's America

it's a lot shorter than you image. basically all this pent up frustration you've built over the past 8 years is for 3-5 minutes of action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611820)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 4:59 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

lol at 8 years...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611824)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Obongo's America

yeah like you were going to be having sex at 16. you're a 25 year old virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611829)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:04 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Yeah, but the frustration's been there a lot longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611838)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

yeah. get drunk the first time. you won't enjoy it as much but you'll last a lot longer and the girl you fuck might not realize you're a virgin. I did this at the age of, what, 25, like yourself, and that girl still thinks I was lying about my virginity to get into her pants. then that laid the foundation for all these positions and things that I'd have some basic competence with the next time because I lasted for nearly an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611827)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Obongo's America

cr. make sure you're drunk or high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611832)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:02 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

definitely. but not too drunk!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611835)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:04 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

How drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611840)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:08 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

5, 6 drinks? what do others think? kind of depends on how much you can drink really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611849)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:00 AM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

A healthy buzz. That point where you feel like a million bucks. The point before things get out of control. At that point, stick to a drink an hour until go time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612406)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:12 AM
Author: .....,.,.,.,..,.,.., (BING BONG CHING CHONG IS BACK)

Sex is what you make of it. It's like learning a sport. At first it will seem really awkward and you'll fuck it up on the regular. But as you have more sex, you won't really think about what you are doing and will be able to focus more on the pleasure.

My personal experience was that getting blowjobs and handjobs first was equally as awkward as getting laid. Maybe I'm just a weirdo, but I had trouble cumming in the girl's mouth the first time I ever got a bj.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611856)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:18 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

If I cum too soon the first time, will the girl think I'm inexperienced or can I play it off as "wow, you were unexpectedly hot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611873)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:21 AM
Author: .....,.,.,.,..,.,.., (BING BONG CHING CHONG IS BACK)

No, you can't play it off like that. Honestly your best bet is to find a regular girl who understands you are a virgin and can deal with being a sex NOOB for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611880)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:24 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

lol, I'd rather die than confess that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611886)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:25 AM
Author: .....,.,.,.,..,.,.., (BING BONG CHING CHONG IS BACK)

Eh, I forgot that you're an aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611888)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:27 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Forever alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611892)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:27 AM
Author: ,.,..,,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

You're going to be thinking that and not able to cum

Hope you enjoy humiliation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612514)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

nah, not that, but a girl who wants to deflower him. I think a relationship is a little much to ask for here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611910)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:21 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Is there a way I can find a girl who wants to deflower me who is also super-discreet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611935)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:37 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

yeah absolutely. someone outside your social circles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611942)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:42 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Fuck me and my large social circle. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611946)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:43 AM
Author: .....,.,.,.,..,.,.., (BING BONG CHING CHONG IS BACK)

ur doin it wrong. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611948)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:44 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611950)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:48 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

AIYYO B, NO CIRCLE BE TOO BIG TO ENCOMPASS ALL DA BISHES ON URF, DIS A BIG URF YO, U JUST GOTTA BRANCH OUT B AND FIND DAT ONE DAT DON'T BE HAVING ANY MYOOCHUL FRIENDS OF URS, U DONT WANT DAT WORD TO BE GETTIN BACK DAT U AINT DO DAT GROWN THANG WIT DAT POON POON BOOM COON POON UNTIL U WERE A QUARTER OF A SENTUREE OLD, DATS LIKE GRANDPA AGE IF YOU CUT IT INTO 2 HAFFS AND CUT IT UP SOME MOAR, UKNOWHATIMSAYIN? U LIKE A VIRGIN GRNADPA AND SHIT, YO.... SEPT WIT OUT DEM GRANDKIDS, LOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611954)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 6:57 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Brother, I have the strong feeling that if I memorized this and said it exactly, yo, I would go back in time and lose my virginity at 12.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611966)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 7:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

AIYYO B U ALREADY NO WHAT IT IS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20611973)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: SHOOOOT HERRRR;;;....SHOOOOT HERRRR!!

This is CR. Chicks are cool about this. In some ways, they're just like dudes, and happy to take the V card; that's the big victory of the night. Plus, they'll enjoy seeing you develop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612408)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:30 AM
Author: phi beta cappuccino (:()

Yeah, but chicks also talk. I've overheard them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612528)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Lou Salome

Correct. I once unwittingly deflowered a guy and was pissed when I found out much later he'd concealed that fact. Wasted opportunity to earn some good karma, go out of my way to tell him how good he was, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20617351)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 5:15 PM
Author: Crossfit bro stylin on partner in moment of hubris

i agree w/ your advice for sure, but I've definitely gotten so shitfaced before hooking up with a girl that the sex was of virginal quality (think Bukowski in "Women"). If it makes him feel better, maybe he should play that card just so he can get over the hill. I don't think its the healthiest approach obviously, but its something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20614931)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:02 AM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

it's basically elaborate flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612414)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:29 AM
Author: cactp

I waited until I was your age and can confirm waiting is stupid and it's awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20612524)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 10:06 PM
Author: ..,.,;;,;,;..;,;;...

Why did you wait so long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20616840)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: namgalsipsclar

like masturbating, but the buildup feels better, the orgasm feels better, it's more fulfilling mentally, and you don't feel like such a fucking loser afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20617594)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 11:49 PM
Author: Please don't out me

tcr. However, there is a hug difference between condom and condomless sex. The latter is much, much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20617785)



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Date: May 4th, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Mitt Rombotney

at first, it hurts you're anus a lot, but keep at it, and it will get really easier really quickly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1940116&forum_id=2#20617797)