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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Diverse cream juggernaut
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
honey-headed factory reset button
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Stirring tank roast beef
  07/07/12
ty
transparent ticket booth crotch
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
pearly hall
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
pearly hall
  05/23/12
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grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
pearly hall
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
pearly hall
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Drab love of her life dingle berry
  05/23/12
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grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
flame
Swashbuckling Flushed Space Voyeur
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
bateful place of business range
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
bateful place of business range
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
cheese-eating fragrant patrolman puppy
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Effete Curious Digit Ratio Public Bath
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Massive Jet Partner Circlehead
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
sadistic toilet seat faggotry
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Histrionic bipolar parlour
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
cheese-eating fragrant patrolman puppy
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
pearly hall
  05/23/12
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grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
sadistic toilet seat faggotry
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
chrome double fault locale
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
trip crystalline garrison ape
  05/23/12
do you still play?
honey-headed factory reset button
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Red adventurous hominid jap
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
hyperventilating property sneaky criminal
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Wonderful dull telephone brunch
  05/23/12
180
Green geriatric stage newt
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
multi-colored nofapping location
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
flesh razzmatazz gay wizard
  05/23/12
thank you brother
cruel-hearted galvanic cumskin pit
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
flesh razzmatazz gay wizard
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
vivacious slate sandwich ratface
  05/23/12
ty
transparent ticket booth crotch
  05/23/12
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Scarlet talking old irish cottage scourge upon the earth
  07/15/12
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Diverse cream juggernaut
  10/14/12
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dead orange potus
  06/24/17
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indigo corner
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
transparent ticket booth crotch
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
concupiscible keepsake machete masturbator
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
rose institution
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Peach depressive goal in life
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Peach depressive goal in life
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
vivacious slate sandwich ratface
  05/23/12
srsly?
honey-headed factory reset button
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
multi-colored nofapping location
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
vivacious slate sandwich ratface
  05/23/12
link?
honey-headed factory reset button
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
honey-headed factory reset button
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Coral milk cruise ship
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
iridescent abusive base halford
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
chestnut nudist hairy legs alpha
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Wonderful dull telephone brunch
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Racy gaping laser beams
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Massive Jet Partner Circlehead
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
comical ruby spot wagecucks
  07/06/12
cr
Citrine Hyperactive Library
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Massive Jet Partner Circlehead
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
comical ruby spot wagecucks
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Citrine Hyperactive Library
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Out-of-control marvelous trust fund famous landscape painting
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
misanthropic cuckold locus
  07/06/12
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grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Azure Kitty Cat Shrine
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Sable confused field stain
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
aqua resort
  07/15/12
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grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  07/15/12
bullshit
vivacious slate sandwich ratface
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Coral milk cruise ship
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Ungodly stimulating lodge dog poop
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  09/15/12
lol
Onyx heaven feces
  09/15/12
you have a problem
irradiated navy whorehouse
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
titillating bawdyhouse foreskin
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
honey-headed factory reset button
  10/04/12
tcr
Wild school cafeteria
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
thriller menage jew
  09/16/12
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Wild school cafeteria
  10/04/12
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grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
aphrodisiac yellow idiot
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
aphrodisiac yellow idiot
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
transparent ticket booth crotch
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
dun elastic band
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
aphrodisiac yellow idiot
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
titillating bawdyhouse foreskin
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
aphrodisiac yellow idiot
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
lake dashing house
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
indecent office
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
primrose corn cake
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Obsidian Coldplay Fan
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
iridescent abusive base halford
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
laughsome theater dragon
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Massive Jet Partner Circlehead
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Massive Jet Partner Circlehead
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
iridescent abusive base halford
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
primrose corn cake
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  03/28/14
lol idiot
free-loading cyan reading party national
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
aphrodisiac yellow idiot
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
cheese-eating fragrant patrolman puppy
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Mint Bbw
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
exhilarant frisky dysfunction kitchen
  03/30/14
how did it go?
umber useless meetinghouse
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Salmon passionate roommate
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  06/24/17
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cowardly charismatic theatre affirmative action
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
violent odious windowlicker psychic
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
exhilarant frisky dysfunction kitchen
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  06/24/17
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violent odious windowlicker psychic
  06/24/17
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Bistre Naked Gas Station
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Heady area
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
violent odious windowlicker psychic
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
grizzly excitant pisswyrm
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
cheese-eating fragrant patrolman puppy
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Heady area
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
concupiscible keepsake machete masturbator
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Diverse cream juggernaut

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: honey-headed factory reset button

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Stirring tank roast beef

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: transparent ticket booth crotch

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: pearly hall

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: pearly hall

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: pearly hall

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: pearly hall

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Drab love of her life dingle berry

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Flushed Space Voyeur

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069314)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: bateful place of business range

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: bateful place of business range

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: cheese-eating fragrant patrolman puppy

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Effete Curious Digit Ratio Public Bath

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Massive Jet Partner Circlehead

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: sadistic toilet seat faggotry

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Histrionic bipolar parlour

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: cheese-eating fragrant patrolman puppy

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: pearly hall

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: sadistic toilet seat faggotry

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: chrome double fault locale

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: trip crystalline garrison ape

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: honey-headed factory reset button

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Red adventurous hominid jap

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: hyperventilating property sneaky criminal

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Wonderful dull telephone brunch

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Green geriatric stage newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: multi-colored nofapping location

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: flesh razzmatazz gay wizard

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted galvanic cumskin pit

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: flesh razzmatazz gay wizard

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: vivacious slate sandwich ratface

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: transparent ticket booth crotch

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Scarlet talking old irish cottage scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Diverse cream juggernaut



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: dead orange potus



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: indigo corner



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: transparent ticket booth crotch

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: concupiscible keepsake machete masturbator

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: rose institution

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Peach depressive goal in life

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Peach depressive goal in life

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: vivacious slate sandwich ratface

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: honey-headed factory reset button

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: multi-colored nofapping location

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: vivacious slate sandwich ratface

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: honey-headed factory reset button

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: honey-headed factory reset button

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Coral milk cruise ship

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: iridescent abusive base halford

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: chestnut nudist hairy legs alpha

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Wonderful dull telephone brunch

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Racy gaping laser beams

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Massive Jet Partner Circlehead

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: comical ruby spot wagecucks

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Citrine Hyperactive Library

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Massive Jet Partner Circlehead

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: comical ruby spot wagecucks

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Citrine Hyperactive Library

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control marvelous trust fund famous landscape painting

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: misanthropic cuckold locus

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Azure Kitty Cat Shrine

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Sable confused field stain

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: aqua resort

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: vivacious slate sandwich ratface

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Coral milk cruise ship

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Ungodly stimulating lodge dog poop

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Onyx heaven feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: irradiated navy whorehouse

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse foreskin

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: honey-headed factory reset button

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Wild school cafeteria

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: thriller menage jew

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Wild school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yellow idiot

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yellow idiot

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: transparent ticket booth crotch

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: dun elastic band

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yellow idiot

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse foreskin

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yellow idiot

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: lake dashing house

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: indecent office

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: primrose corn cake

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Obsidian Coldplay Fan

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: iridescent abusive base halford

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: laughsome theater dragon

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Massive Jet Partner Circlehead

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Massive Jet Partner Circlehead

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: iridescent abusive base halford

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: primrose corn cake

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: free-loading cyan reading party national

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac yellow idiot

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating fragrant patrolman puppy

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Mint Bbw

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: exhilarant frisky dysfunction kitchen

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: umber useless meetinghouse

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Salmon passionate roommate

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: cowardly charismatic theatre affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: violent odious windowlicker psychic

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: exhilarant frisky dysfunction kitchen

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: violent odious windowlicker psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Bistre Naked Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Heady area

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: violent odious windowlicker psychic

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: grizzly excitant pisswyrm

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: cheese-eating fragrant patrolman puppy

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Heady area

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: concupiscible keepsake machete masturbator

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)