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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
lavender brunch gunner
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Ivory university tank
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
cocky crystalline senate
  07/07/12
ty
out-of-control bateful police squad messiness
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
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Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
mauve racy jew box office
  05/23/12
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Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
flame
Maize impressive theater
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
light antidepressant drug sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
light antidepressant drug sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Mind-boggling balding associate casino
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
mint center gay wizard
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
multi-colored milky cruise ship
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
cowardly piazza
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Passionate garrison
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Mind-boggling balding associate casino
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
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Stirring chestnut principal's office
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
cowardly piazza
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
buck-toothed territorial heaven
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Elite Stead Gaping
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Ivory university tank
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
judgmental lay reading party
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Cracking idiot
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
hilarious massive abode
  05/23/12
180
titillating cobalt toaster locus
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Canary genital piercing
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Razzle fanboi parlor
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Poppy Shrine Hissy Fit
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Razzle fanboi parlor
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Azure sound barrier
  05/23/12
ty
out-of-control bateful police squad messiness
  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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lavender brunch gunner
  10/14/12
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charismatic white cuck
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
out-of-control bateful police squad messiness
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
ruddy maniacal party of the first part
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Irate pistol orchestra pit
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
galvanic aquamarine locale old irish cottage
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
galvanic aquamarine locale old irish cottage
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Azure sound barrier
  05/23/12
srsly?
Ivory university tank
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Canary genital piercing
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Azure sound barrier
  05/23/12
link?
Ivory university tank
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Ivory university tank
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Cruel-hearted Nowag
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
histrionic corn cake
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
pea-brained zippy goyim mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
hilarious massive abode
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
talented snowy school milk
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
multi-colored milky cruise ship
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Gay Idea He Suggested
  07/06/12
cr
Slippery national security agency gas station
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
multi-colored milky cruise ship
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Gay Idea He Suggested
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Slippery national security agency gas station
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Lascivious Purple Patrolman Really Tough Guy
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Fishy dopamine forum
  07/06/12
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Stirring chestnut principal's office
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Razzle-dazzle Hyperactive Chapel Telephone
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Ungodly Hideous Candlestick Maker
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Dashing Legend
  07/15/12
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Stirring chestnut principal's office
  07/15/12
bullshit
Azure sound barrier
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Cruel-hearted Nowag
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
boyish azn main people
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  09/15/12
lol
Talking hell
  09/15/12
you have a problem
hot doctorate mental disorder
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Beady-eyed nursing home foreskin
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Ivory university tank
  10/04/12
tcr
Charcoal trip site
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Wonderful resort striped hyena
  09/16/12
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Charcoal trip site
  10/04/12
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Stirring chestnut principal's office
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Bipolar Giraffe Pit
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Bipolar Giraffe Pit
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
out-of-control bateful police squad messiness
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Honey-headed appetizing hominid immigrant
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Bipolar Giraffe Pit
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Beady-eyed nursing home foreskin
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Bipolar Giraffe Pit
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
coiffed factory reset button headpube
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
glittery insecure cumskin
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Supple feces jewess
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
spectacular filthy deer antler
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
histrionic corn cake
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Geriatric abusive bawdyhouse chad
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
multi-colored milky cruise ship
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
multi-colored milky cruise ship
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
histrionic corn cake
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Supple feces jewess
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Saffron Institution Boltzmann
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Bipolar Giraffe Pit
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Mind-boggling balding associate casino
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
walnut shaky theater stage dysfunction
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
sickened gaped menage
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Provocative Sooty Kitty
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Razzmatazz Range New Version
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  06/24/17
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Big lettuce
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Translucent Adventurous Hunting Ground
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
sickened gaped menage
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  06/24/17
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Translucent Adventurous Hunting Ground
  06/24/17
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  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
rose excitant cuckold love of her life
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Translucent Adventurous Hunting Ground
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Stirring chestnut principal's office
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Mind-boggling balding associate casino
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
rose excitant cuckold love of her life
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
ruddy maniacal party of the first part
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: lavender brunch gunner

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Ivory university tank

yeah that only works if you have money.

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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: cocky crystalline senate

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: out-of-control bateful police squad messiness

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: mauve racy jew box office

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Maize impressive theater

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: light antidepressant drug sneaky criminal

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: light antidepressant drug sneaky criminal

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling balding associate casino

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: mint center gay wizard

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: multi-colored milky cruise ship

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: cowardly piazza

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Passionate garrison

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling balding associate casino

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: rebellious concupiscible stage famous landscape painting

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: cowardly piazza

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: buck-toothed territorial heaven

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Elite Stead Gaping

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Ivory university tank

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: judgmental lay reading party

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Cracking idiot

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: hilarious massive abode

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: titillating cobalt toaster locus

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Canary genital piercing

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Razzle fanboi parlor

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Poppy Shrine Hissy Fit

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Razzle fanboi parlor

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: out-of-control bateful police squad messiness

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: buff dragon



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: lavender brunch gunner



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: out-of-control bateful police squad messiness

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: ruddy maniacal party of the first part

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Irate pistol orchestra pit

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: galvanic aquamarine locale old irish cottage

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: galvanic aquamarine locale old irish cottage

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Ivory university tank

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Canary genital piercing

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Azure sound barrier

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Ivory university tank

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Ivory university tank

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Nowag

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: histrionic corn cake

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: pea-brained zippy goyim mad-dog skullcap

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: hilarious massive abode

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: talented snowy school milk

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: multi-colored milky cruise ship

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Gay Idea He Suggested

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Slippery national security agency gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: multi-colored milky cruise ship

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Gay Idea He Suggested

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Slippery national security agency gas station

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Purple Patrolman Really Tough Guy

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Fishy dopamine forum

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hyperactive Chapel Telephone

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Ungodly Hideous Candlestick Maker

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Dashing Legend

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Azure sound barrier

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Nowag

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: boyish azn main people

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Talking hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: hot doctorate mental disorder

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nursing home foreskin

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Ivory university tank

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Charcoal trip site

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Wonderful resort striped hyena

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Charcoal trip site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Bipolar Giraffe Pit

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Bipolar Giraffe Pit

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: out-of-control bateful police squad messiness

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Honey-headed appetizing hominid immigrant

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Bipolar Giraffe Pit

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nursing home foreskin

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Bipolar Giraffe Pit

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: coiffed factory reset button headpube

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: glittery insecure cumskin

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Supple feces jewess

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: spectacular filthy deer antler

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: histrionic corn cake

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Geriatric abusive bawdyhouse chad

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: multi-colored milky cruise ship

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: multi-colored milky cruise ship

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: histrionic corn cake

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Supple feces jewess

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Saffron Institution Boltzmann

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Bipolar Giraffe Pit

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling balding associate casino

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: walnut shaky theater stage dysfunction

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: sickened gaped menage

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Provocative Sooty Kitty

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Range New Version

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Big lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Translucent Adventurous Hunting Ground

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: sickened gaped menage

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Translucent Adventurous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: exciting big-titted location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: rose excitant cuckold love of her life

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Translucent Adventurous Hunting Ground

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut principal's office

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling balding associate casino

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: rose excitant cuckold love of her life

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: ruddy maniacal party of the first part

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)