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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Chestnut boyish ceo background story
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Silver cowardly den legal warrant
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Cobalt filthpig plaza
  07/07/12
ty
Nighttime home
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Racy Antidepressant Drug
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Racy Antidepressant Drug
  05/23/12
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bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Racy Antidepressant Drug
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Racy Antidepressant Drug
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Geriatric hyperventilating space
  05/23/12
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bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
flame
aromatic fishy theater
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
peach swashbuckling abode
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
peach swashbuckling abode
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
violent lilac crotch
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
vermilion ticket booth sneaky criminal
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Disrespectful boltzmann theatre
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
mint house-broken kitchen bbw
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
mauve lay codepig
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
violent lilac crotch
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Racy Antidepressant Drug
  05/23/12
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bateful striped hyena
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
mint house-broken kitchen bbw
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
honey-headed low-t international law enforcement agency
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
vibrant nubile french chef marketing idea
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Silver cowardly den legal warrant
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Obsidian shitlib
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Buff trust fund location
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
adventurous knife
  05/23/12
180
mewling dopamine
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
haunting range nibblets
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
motley scarlet ladyboy wrinkle
  05/23/12
thank you brother
jet stimulating brunch
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
motley scarlet ladyboy wrinkle
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Beady-eyed spruce stock car
  05/23/12
ty
Nighttime home
  05/23/12
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Milky Bearded Set
  07/15/12
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Chestnut boyish ceo background story
  10/14/12
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smoky diverse foreskin
  06/24/17
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azure comical double fault
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Nighttime home
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
passionate adulterous indian lodge
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
frum trump supporter
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
duck-like charismatic parlor
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
duck-like charismatic parlor
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Beady-eyed spruce stock car
  05/23/12
srsly?
Silver cowardly den legal warrant
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
haunting range nibblets
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Beady-eyed spruce stock car
  05/23/12
link?
Silver cowardly den legal warrant
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Silver cowardly den legal warrant
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
demanding spot scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
provocative clown
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
bateful striped hyena
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Multi-colored Laser Beams Fat Ankles
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
adventurous knife
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
bateful striped hyena
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
emerald abnormal new version principal's office
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
bateful striped hyena
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Disrespectful boltzmann theatre
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Razzle whorehouse elastic band
  07/06/12
cr
Erotic voyeur gas station
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Disrespectful boltzmann theatre
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Razzle whorehouse elastic band
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Erotic voyeur gas station
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
glittery ocher rehab
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
narrow-minded big really tough guy
  07/06/12
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bateful striped hyena
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Trip rose hell useless brakes
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
appetizing lavender gaming laptop
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Cracking Selfie Box Office
  07/15/12
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bateful striped hyena
  07/15/12
bullshit
Beady-eyed spruce stock car
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
demanding spot scourge upon the earth
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Poppy galvanic hominid
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
bateful striped hyena
  09/15/12
lol
Wild macaca indirect expression
  09/15/12
you have a problem
indigo heady hospital reading party
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
bateful striped hyena
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
chocolate floppy menage
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Silver cowardly den legal warrant
  10/04/12
tcr
mind-boggling cocky dilemma
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Autistic Ebony Sweet Tailpipe
  09/16/12
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mind-boggling cocky dilemma
  10/04/12
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bateful striped hyena
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Onyx hall
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
bateful striped hyena
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Onyx hall
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Nighttime home
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
bateful striped hyena
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Amber Library Psychic
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Onyx hall
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
chocolate floppy menage
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Onyx hall
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Excitant garnet garrison private investor
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Laughsome tanning salon
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
aphrodisiac carnelian cruise ship messiness
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
blue vivacious office
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
provocative clown
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Vigorous light preventive strike
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Disrespectful boltzmann theatre
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Disrespectful boltzmann theatre
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
provocative clown
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
aphrodisiac carnelian cruise ship messiness
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
bateful striped hyena
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
bateful striped hyena
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Gold Indecent Tattoo Senate
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Onyx hall
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
bateful striped hyena
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
violent lilac crotch
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Splenetic ultramarine genital piercing base
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Marvelous Shimmering Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/30/14
how did it go?
hateful puce cuckold giraffe
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Dashing cuck
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
bateful striped hyena
  06/24/17
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Histrionic Orchid Market Telephone
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
pearl wonderful school cafeteria
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Marvelous Shimmering Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
bateful striped hyena
  06/24/17
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pearl wonderful school cafeteria
  06/24/17
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Stirring Lettuce Casino
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
turquoise beta site
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
pearl wonderful school cafeteria
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
bateful striped hyena
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
violent lilac crotch
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
turquoise beta site
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
passionate adulterous indian lodge
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Chestnut boyish ceo background story

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Silver cowardly den legal warrant

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Cobalt filthpig plaza

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Nighttime home

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Racy Antidepressant Drug

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Racy Antidepressant Drug

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Racy Antidepressant Drug

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Racy Antidepressant Drug

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Geriatric hyperventilating space

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: aromatic fishy theater

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: peach swashbuckling abode

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: peach swashbuckling abode

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: violent lilac crotch

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: vermilion ticket booth sneaky criminal

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Disrespectful boltzmann theatre

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: mint house-broken kitchen bbw

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: mauve lay codepig

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: violent lilac crotch

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Racy Antidepressant Drug

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: mint house-broken kitchen bbw

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: honey-headed low-t international law enforcement agency

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: vibrant nubile french chef marketing idea

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Silver cowardly den legal warrant

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Obsidian shitlib

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Buff trust fund location

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: adventurous knife

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: mewling dopamine

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: haunting range nibblets

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: motley scarlet ladyboy wrinkle

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: jet stimulating brunch

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: motley scarlet ladyboy wrinkle

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed spruce stock car

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Nighttime home

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Milky Bearded Set



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Chestnut boyish ceo background story



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Nighttime home

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: passionate adulterous indian lodge

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: frum trump supporter

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: duck-like charismatic parlor

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: duck-like charismatic parlor

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed spruce stock car

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Silver cowardly den legal warrant

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: haunting range nibblets

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed spruce stock car

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Silver cowardly den legal warrant

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Silver cowardly den legal warrant

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: demanding spot scourge upon the earth

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: provocative clown

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored Laser Beams Fat Ankles

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: adventurous knife

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: emerald abnormal new version principal's office

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Disrespectful boltzmann theatre

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Razzle whorehouse elastic band

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Erotic voyeur gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful boltzmann theatre

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Razzle whorehouse elastic band

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Erotic voyeur gas station

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: glittery ocher rehab

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded big really tough guy

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Trip rose hell useless brakes

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: appetizing lavender gaming laptop

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Cracking Selfie Box Office

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed spruce stock car

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: demanding spot scourge upon the earth

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Poppy galvanic hominid

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Wild macaca indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: indigo heady hospital reading party

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: chocolate floppy menage

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Silver cowardly den legal warrant

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky dilemma

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Autistic Ebony Sweet Tailpipe

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling cocky dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Onyx hall

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Onyx hall

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Nighttime home

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Amber Library Psychic

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Onyx hall

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: chocolate floppy menage

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Onyx hall

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Excitant garnet garrison private investor

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Laughsome tanning salon

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac carnelian cruise ship messiness

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: blue vivacious office

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: provocative clown

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Vigorous light preventive strike

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful boltzmann theatre

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Disrespectful boltzmann theatre

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: provocative clown

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac carnelian cruise ship messiness

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Gold Indecent Tattoo Senate

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Onyx hall

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: violent lilac crotch

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Splenetic ultramarine genital piercing base

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Shimmering Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: hateful puce cuckold giraffe

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Dashing cuck

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Orchid Market Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: pearl wonderful school cafeteria

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Shimmering Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: bateful striped hyena

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: pearl wonderful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Stirring Lettuce Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: turquoise beta site

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: pearl wonderful school cafeteria

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: bateful striped hyena

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: violent lilac crotch

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: turquoise beta site

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: passionate adulterous indian lodge

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)