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gf and i had to go to different cities for SA. met girl a c...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
create fake linked in. add like 50 random people. like 10 wi...
LJB submissively urinating as a random man passes  06/25/12
i'm afraid that the whole "hey, i found your linkedin. ...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
this is a "plan" we're supposed to rate?
DeeSnider  06/25/12
Thank you! This shit sounds like some, "Dear Diary, ...
Idris Elba  06/25/12
oh what a strategist
osama del rey  06/25/12
"i didn't go for the number when we met because i thoug...
.,.,..,..,.,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.  06/26/12
here's a simple and elegant solution: ask doobs for her numb...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,  06/25/12
...
.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.  06/25/12
FB her bro. Sometimes people have their email accounts list...
LetsNukeMedina  06/25/12
PeopleSmart.com I never used it on a girl though, usually...
I said RESEMBLE monkeys  06/25/12
How does PeopleSmart intimidate landlords?
.,.,.;;:,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  06/25/12
i already found her fb and linkedin. i think linked in is a...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
(doobs)
.,.,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::  06/25/12
never a good idea, especially in the modern age of tech. thi...
,.,...,..,,.,:,;,;,.,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.  06/25/12
but she's younger, thinner, hotter, and, of course, newer th...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
...
,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,  06/25/12
you were too timid to get her number tho and now you are tal...
fIame (retired)  06/25/12
/thread
MooTTT CourTTT AllsTTTar  06/26/12
lol youre dating a ls classmate
" " '' ''  06/25/12
tell me how to pull this off, bort.
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
i rate your plan a 0/10 because you did not state a coherent...
JohnHoynes  06/25/12
he said "i plan to cheat-lurk on this girl who gave me ...
fIame (retired)  06/25/12
tbf, that's an excellent plan with many nuances. could use a...
JohnHoynes  06/25/12
...
Idris Elba  06/25/12
you have to get her number. no facebook friending.
" " '' ''  06/25/12
or i could just knock on her door. would that be most alpha...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
are you fucking kidding Yes. Do this at a non-creepy time...
fIame (retired)  06/25/12
I fear that this will be very awkward if one of her roommate...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
if her roommate answers, explain that you met her the other ...
fIame (retired)  06/25/12
wtf is "on the sligh"
...,,,...,,,...,,,...,,,...,,,...  06/25/12
http://wiki.mtgsalvation.com/article/Sligh or OR sl...
fIame (retired)  06/25/12
The old deck was awesome when you would hit your curve with ...
ItWasHorrible  06/26/12
seriously do either one of these things
fIame (retired)  06/26/12
dude...just send her a letter...
jerryrice  06/26/12
just talk to her, eventually ask her to get a beer after wor...
JohnHoynes  06/25/12
i dont think he is going to see her again without stalking h...
fIame (retired)  06/25/12
the "mutual friend" isn't actually a friend of her...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
you should (a) go to her house during the daylight hours ...
fIame (retired)  06/25/12
tbf, (d) is most likely
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
twist: she's already found your fb profile and knows you're ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,:.:.,:.::,..  06/25/12
nah, it's locked down. though, there is a tiny chance that ...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
the reality is that if you approach anything resembling a re...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,:.:.,:.::,..  06/25/12
you are right but 2L SA is also one of the best excuses he'l...
fIame (retired)  06/25/12
EXACTLY. i have zero google footprint.
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
"i don't have a facebook." i'm a few years older ...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
"i'm a ballin' lawyer" tbf, no you're not.
MooTTT CourTTT AllsTTTar  06/26/12
this is true, and a very sad state of affairs. I've deleted ...
,.,...,..,,.,:,;,;,.,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.  06/25/12
should i just go to her house and say "let's have a sum...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
fratty slamming his fist into ikea desk when lisa rowe tries...
" " '' ''  06/25/12
she is so fucking sexy. i can't stop looking at her pics. ...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/25/12
Your flame is becoming apparent, Bro. . .
Idris Elba  06/25/12
ngaplz. i wish this were flame. i shouldn't be crushing on...
.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,  06/26/12
If you have time to plan to cheat on your GF, you have time ...
cactp  06/26/12


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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

gf and i had to go to different cities for SA. met girl a couple days ago. i can't get her out of my head. the bad part: would have to be contact through fb, linkedin, etc. i didn't go for the number when we met because i thought i was going to see her again (3rd party thing). that fell through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956820)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: LJB submissively urinating as a random man passes

create fake linked in. add like 50 random people. like 10 will confirm quick. then hit up girl. done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956844)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:55 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

i'm afraid that the whole "hey, i found your linkedin. we should go out sometime." thing might come off creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956864)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:46 PM
Author: DeeSnider

this is a "plan" we're supposed to rate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957161)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:17 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Thank you!

This shit sounds like some, "Dear Diary, I met a cute girl yesterday! I hope she likes me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958523)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: osama del rey

oh what a strategist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958572)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 3:54 AM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.

"i didn't go for the number when we met because i thought i was going to see her again (3rd party thing). that fell through."

does this mean you have some mutual acquaintance that you could get the number from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960208)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

here's a simple and elegant solution: ask doobs for her number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956850)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: .,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957145)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: LetsNukeMedina

FB her bro. Sometimes people have their email accounts listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956874)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:57 PM
Author: I said RESEMBLE monkeys (13)

PeopleSmart.com

I never used it on a girl though, usually just to intimidate landlords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956878)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: .,.,.;;:,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

How does PeopleSmart intimidate landlords?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956892)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:59 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

i already found her fb and linkedin. i think linked in is actually preferred here for two reasons: 1) easily found with info she gave me (name, school, major, employer), and 2) keeps her away from my fb page (with gf pics, "in a relationship," etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956890)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:29 PM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958685)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:03 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,,.,:,;,;,.,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.

never a good idea, especially in the modern age of tech. this will blow up in your face.

I've learned the hard way....cheating is almost never worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956904)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

but she's younger, thinner, hotter, and, of course, newer than current gf. she was receptive when we met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957009)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: ,;.;,.;.,;.,;.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.,;.,;.,;.,.;.,;.;,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:40 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

you were too timid to get her number tho and now you are talking about e-stalking her to scheme behind your girlfriend's back. she's going to go from thinking you're just a beta to a slimeball lurker who's putting forth great effort to cheat on your girlfriend, but not alpha enough to have a steady flow of tail coming your way.

if you're thinking in terms of trading up, i.e. "I will cheat because she's ___________ than current gf," you should just dump her and live it up single.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957131)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:31 AM
Author: MooTTT CourTTT AllsTTTar

/thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: " " '' ''

lol youre dating a ls classmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957156)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:51 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

tell me how to pull this off, bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957196)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: JohnHoynes

i rate your plan a 0/10 because you did not state a coherent plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957202)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:55 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

he said "i plan to cheat-lurk on this girl who gave me 5 minutes of attention"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957209)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:56 PM
Author: JohnHoynes

tbf, that's an excellent plan with many nuances. could use a diagram. 9.5/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957215)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958540)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: " " '' ''

you have to get her number. no facebook friending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957205)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

or i could just knock on her door. would that be most alpha? we met at her house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957253)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

are you fucking kidding

Yes. Do this at a non-creepy time. Come to her door around 6:30 or 7 and ask her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957257)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

I fear that this will be very awkward if one of her roommates answers the door or is also right there in the living room. otherwise, i like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957279)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

if her roommate answers, explain that you met her the other night, thought you got along well and that you want to see her again. leave contact information with the roommate.

or

OR

use the opportunity to refer to the party and start hitting on the roommate, then over a short time start hooking up with the roommate, make the other girl see you are capable of handling yourself with a woman, then move on her on the sligh. by positioning yourself this way the primary target will be less likely to initiate facebook connection or generally operate within relationship norms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957311)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: ...,,,...,,,...,,,...,,,...,,,...

wtf is "on the sligh"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957331)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:19 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

http://wiki.mtgsalvation.com/article/Sligh

or

OR

sly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957350)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: ItWasHorrible

The old deck was awesome when you would hit your curve with 1-drop into Ironclaw Orcs into Orcish Artillery and it was just so much pressure on them that you could ignore all the damage Orcish Artillery was doing to you. Magic was more fun when all the cards were underpowered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20961130)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

seriously do either one of these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20961138)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:25 AM
Author: jerryrice

dude...just send her a letter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960606)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:58 PM
Author: JohnHoynes

just talk to her, eventually ask her to get a beer after work on a friday, turn that into more drinking and fun, then take her home from all that fun and have sex with her. (or whatever else) do not facebook her, only give her your number if she asks. if you can't pull that off she isn't in to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957228)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

i dont think he is going to see her again without stalking her

god forbid he asks the mutual friend how to run into her again

god forbid he actually meets someone new

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957238)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

the "mutual friend" isn't actually a friend of hers (in fact, they will probably never see each other again. also, the "mutual friend" knows my gf, so i have to keep her out of the loop. the reason i didn't get dem digits the first time is because "mutual friend" was there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957264)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

you should

(a) go to her house during the daylight hours

(b) facebook message her a link to this post

(c) call your girlfriend and tell her you love her

(d) forget her and spend all remaining awake time tonight masturbating

(e) ALL OF THE ABOVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957274)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

tbf, (d) is most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:02 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,:.:.,:.::,..

twist: she's already found your fb profile and knows you're in a relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957245)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

nah, it's locked down. though, there is a tiny chance that "mutual friend" said something to one of the roommates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957269)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,:.:.,:.::,..

the reality is that if you approach anything resembling a relationship with her, even if it's only fwb, she's going to try to add you on fb and then get annoyed when you don't friend her back. basically, in the social networking era, it's basically all but impossible for a gen y to have an 'affair'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957280)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

you are right but 2L SA is also one of the best excuses he'll ever have to completely lock down his facebook or maybe ghost completely

man, fuck relationship statuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

EXACTLY. i have zero google footprint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957298)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

"i don't have a facebook." i'm a few years older than her and she knows i'm a ballin' lawyer, so i bet she'd buy some spiel about a fb page being a liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957296)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: MooTTT CourTTT AllsTTTar

"i'm a ballin' lawyer"

tbf, no you're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960652)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,,.,:,;,;,.,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.

this is true, and a very sad state of affairs. I've deleted my facebook on several occasions just to keep flings on the side going, but overall its just too much effort. its impossible to have an affair unless the other party knows you're attached.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957308)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:43 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

should i just go to her house and say "let's have a summer fling"? that's all i really want. this summer may be the last chance i have to get some strange before i'll eventually be forced to choose between gf and whoring around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957531)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:24 PM
Author: " " '' ''

fratty slamming his fist into ikea desk when lisa rowe tries to add him on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958617)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

she is so fucking sexy. i can't stop looking at her pics. maybe i'll just try to run into her somewhere and one night it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958493)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:20 PM
Author: Idris Elba (Fighting for his life and his skittles. . .)

Your flame is becoming apparent, Bro. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958569)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,

ngaplz. i wish this were flame. i shouldn't be crushing on some random girl this much, but she was just so, so sexy. i need some strange, and i need some younger than my old lady.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960035)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:32 AM
Author: cactp

If you have time to plan to cheat on your GF, you have time to break up with her before you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960637)