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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:17 PM Author: .;.;.......
Commission on Human Relations
Mona Noriega, Chair and Commissioner
SENIOR VOLUNTEER ATTORNEY—UNPAID
Adjudication Division
The Commission on Human Relations is seeking an experienced attorney to assist in its Adjudication Division, which receives, investigates, and adjudicates complaints of discrimination under Chicago’s Human Rights and Fair Housing Ordinances.
Minimum Qualifications: Must be a member in good standing of the bar of any jurisdiction, with at least five years of experience in law-related work.
Preference: Strong legal research and writing skills and a demonstrated interest in civil rights law. Ability to use a personal computer including MS Outlook and MS Word. Ability to commit at least two days per week for one year.
Residency Requirement: City of Chicago residency is not required.
2012 Salary: Unpaid; will cooperate with programs providing academic credit.
What.the.fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004289) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:19 PM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
"will cooperate with programs providing academic credit."
Wait, what?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004300) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:22 PM Author: fIame (retired)
they will write an email telling your dean you showed up for work.
Also, "Ability to commit at least two days per week for one year."
WTF
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004321) |

Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM Author: Jimmy Pop
they'll get 5,000 desperate resumes.
Employers keep seeing how far they can push it. First they dropped benefits, then they lowered salaries, then they made outrageous demands ("you will give up your whole life and be worked to death like a horse"), and now they're going to see if they can just the work without paying for it at all.
And they'll win. God damn them but they'll win.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004306) |

Date: July 2nd, 2012 6:27 PM Author: .;.;.......
It just makes no sense on any level. So they want someone with five years experience who will do this for academic credit? But after five years after Law School, what credit would this be?
And if they have been attorneys for five years, why would they want to commit to two days a week of free labor? Are they that desperate?
And if they have enough money to be able to do volunteer work, then why do that with the City of Chicago (i.e., government)?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21004350) |

Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:26 PM Author: ,.,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,..,..,.,.,.,.,.
(johnsmeyer)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#21005087) |

Date: December 12th, 2012 1:51 PM Author: Emo Cyborg
HUMAN RIGHTS ATTORNEY = 180
UNPAID = 180^2
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22225902) |

Date: December 12th, 2012 1:54 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
ladies and gentlemen, lawl school
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22225926) |

Date: December 12th, 2012 3:24 PM Author: ",,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:,:,...,:,,..:..,:.,:.::,.
Actually really prestigious. I assume she's related to Manuel Noriega and I know there's a lot of human rights shit going down in Panama with him as governor over there. I'll bet this position has something to do with it. Mark my words: something big is going to go down in Panama soon brothers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984852&forum_id=2#22226638) |
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