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"I know legal work and this is NOT legal work"

SA in my class complaining during a meeting with various ass...
..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..  07/02/12
slowly but surely that 85% offer rate starts to make sense.....
........................::::::::::.  07/02/12
describe some context about the discussion taking place and ...
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,  07/02/12
Associate: "We're going to have to have you review thes...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  07/02/12
smh
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,  07/02/12
Associate: "Can you create an Excel spread--" SA:...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  07/02/12
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fIame (retired)  07/02/12
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,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,  07/02/12
180
..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..  07/02/12
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Abbot Saxtus  07/02/12
lolz
.,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/02/12
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...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.  07/02/12
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Jimmy Pop  07/02/12
Lol
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  07/02/12
180
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  07/02/12
We on this bort would be remiss, and I mean REMISS, if we di...
,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,  07/02/12
Let me stop you right there hoss
...,,.,..,.,,.,,,..  07/02/12
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Sgt Stedenko  08/03/12
normally i don't support calling out potential memes as such...
.,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:..:,:  07/03/12
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.....,..,.,.,.,,,.....  07/03/12
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An alpha male strutting through your high school  07/02/12
180
sensitive perverted niggas that dont like drums.  07/03/12
180x180
..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..  07/06/12
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... ,. .,. ... ... ......  08/03/12
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... ,. .,. ... ... ......  07/06/12
WHOLLY SHIT
Sabu  07/02/12
lol I'm not the OP, I'm just suggesting how it might have we...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  07/02/12
It's fine, pumo brother. I know all of this is stylized any...
Sabu  07/02/12
...
;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.;  07/02/12
180
.....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..  07/02/12
it was a discussion group type thing to see how our summer i...
..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..  07/02/12
oh god.
sensitive perverted niggas that dont like drums.  07/03/12
JFC, forget stealthed, she should have been thrown out a win...
michael yidd-killchrist  07/03/12
180 Shame on everyone else for not standing up for their ri...
Slow Children Playing  07/06/12
i bet she'll get an offer but will be stealthed very quickly...
..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..  07/02/12
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  07/02/12
lol
Sabu  07/02/12
SA, dinner day 1: "how does your 'global advocacy' prac...
fIame (retired)  07/02/12
Ty
Asher Aerostar  07/02/12
180
David Ben Gurion  07/02/12
180. lolol
.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.  07/03/12
but is it SCHOLARSHIP?
there's a wocket in my pocket  07/02/12
...
Sabu  07/02/12
underrated
..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.  07/02/12
When I was a 1L intern at a government agency we had a TTT i...
The King in the North  07/02/12
i'm taking guesses on school range (this shouldn't be too ha...
..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..  07/02/12
hys
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,  07/02/12
ding ding ding
..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..  07/02/12
h, specifically. because y and s wouldnt be that dumb
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,  07/02/12
What practice area is this associate aiming for? Most of wh...
Circuit City Special  07/02/12
dunno i try not to talk to her
..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..  07/02/12
what kind of TTT work do you do bro?
..,.,;..;...;:..;.,...;..,..:.,....  07/02/12
Bro, u drafted a guaranty agreement from scratch? Or did u ...
Circuit City Special  07/02/12
no one drafts anything from scratch. even the most complex d...
,,,...,,......,,....  07/03/12
I draft all my documents from scratch. Coming up with the b...
But where will I get $1bb? (Guys at HBS...)  08/03/12
me too. I only draft agreements from scratch, STRAIGHT FROM ...
Michael Doodikoff  08/03/12
my prediction: offer > leaves firm after 2 years to look ...
..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.  07/02/12
"I know arts enrichment, and this is NOT arts enrichmen...
michael yidd-killchrist  07/03/12
...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  08/03/12
*plants marijuana in teachers car* *calls cops from payp...
Hayden  08/03/12


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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:06 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

SA in my class complaining during a meeting with various associates and a few junior partners.

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004553)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: ........................::::::::::.

slowly but surely that 85% offer rate starts to make sense...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004573)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,

describe some context about the discussion taking place and reaction in the room

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004576)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:12 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.

Associate: "We're going to have to have you review these invoices and total them up so we have some sense of the size of the claim."

SA: "What do I look like, a fucking accountant?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004584)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:12 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,

smh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004587)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.

Associate: "Can you create an Excel spread--"

SA: "Let me stop you right there hoss."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004592)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:19 PM
Author: fIame (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004628)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:24 PM
Author: ,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004654)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:15 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:25 PM
Author: Abbot Saxtus (mr)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005080)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005406)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: ...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005413)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:43 PM
Author: Jimmy Pop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005552)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005587)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006333)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: ,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,

We on this bort would be remiss, and I mean REMISS, if we didn't adopt "Let me stop you right there hoss" as a meme.

TYFT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006421)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:24 PM
Author: ...,,.,..,.,,.,,,..

Let me stop you right there hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006427)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Sgt Stedenko



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252869)



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Date: July 3rd, 2012 3:00 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:..:,:

normally i don't support calling out potential memes as such but i stopped right there and realized we would indeed be hella remiss hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007471)



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Date: July 3rd, 2012 5:38 AM
Author: .....,..,.,.,.,,,.....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007603)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:32 PM
Author: An alpha male strutting through your high school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006482)



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Date: July 3rd, 2012 5:13 AM
Author: sensitive perverted niggas that dont like drums.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007585)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21028894)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: ... ,. .,. ... ... ......



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252888)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: ... ,. .,. ... ... ......



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21028898)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Sabu

WHOLLY SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004590)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:14 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.

lol I'm not the OP, I'm just suggesting how it might have went down, humorously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004595)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Sabu

It's fine, pumo brother. I know all of this is stylized anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004607)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: ;.,.;;.;;.,.;;;.,;.,.,..,.;;.;.;;.;.; ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: .....;;;.;;.;;;;.......;;.;;..

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006338)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:15 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

it was a discussion group type thing to see how our summer is going.

i heard a very, very slight intake of breath from some of the associates and a bored-looking junior partner stopped tapping his pencil and gave "are you shitting me" eyebrow in her direction. one associate said "well, okay. they'll probably just ask an associate to do it anyway"

oblivious, she continued "i was a paralegal at x firm for x years blah blah blah this is not what I should be doing blah blah blah"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004980)



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Date: July 3rd, 2012 5:14 AM
Author: sensitive perverted niggas that dont like drums.

oh god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007588)



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Date: July 3rd, 2012 6:57 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

JFC, forget stealthed, she should have been thrown out a window right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007616)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: Slow Children Playing

180

Shame on everyone else for not standing up for their rights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21028938)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:20 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

i bet she'll get an offer but will be stealthed very quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005018)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004574)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Sabu

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004581)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: fIame (retired)

SA, dinner day 1: "how does your 'global advocacy' practice compare with Latham?"

Partner: "What the fuck did Latham tell you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004593)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Asher Aerostar (my treasure's in heaven)

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004611)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006436)



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Date: July 3rd, 2012 5:15 AM
Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.

180. lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007589)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (future Semi-Retired master man)

but is it SCHOLARSHIP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004619)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:19 PM
Author: Sabu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004625)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005391)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: The King in the North

When I was a 1L intern at a government agency we had a TTT intern who refused to perform any admin tasks. They reassigned him to "help with the computers," meaning heavy lifting and plugging shit in.

Needless to say he is a "law school graduate" now and will never be a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004674)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

i'm taking guesses on school range (this shouldn't be too hard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005005)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:20 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,

hys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005028)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

ding ding ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005036)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,

h, specifically. because y and s wouldnt be that dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005051)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Circuit City Special (Flash Mob/Forty-Year-Old Soccer Mom (Never Not Real Talk))

What practice area is this associate aiming for? Most of what transactional attorneys do in BigLaw is change names, check info, etc. You are rarely drafting an agreement from scratch as a junior or mid-level assoc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005049)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:23 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..

dunno i try not to talk to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005059)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: ..,.,;..;...;:..;.,...;..,..:.,....

what kind of TTT work do you do bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005539)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Circuit City Special (Flash Mob/Forty-Year-Old Soccer Mom (Never Not Real Talk))

Bro, u drafted a guaranty agreement from scratch? Or did u get some previous guaranty agreement and then edit it for ur client's needs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005561)



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Date: July 3rd, 2012 3:05 AM
Author: ,,,...,,......,,....

no one drafts anything from scratch. even the most complex doc imaginable is going to start out based on prior work. what's your point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007489)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:18 PM
Author: But where will I get $1bb? (Guys at HBS...)

I draft all my documents from scratch. Coming up with the boilerplate at the end from scratch is a great educational experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252937)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Michael Doodikoff

me too. I only draft agreements from scratch, STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252957)



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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.

my prediction: offer > leaves firm after 2 years to look for work in the public sector > married to banker or biglawyer > back as staff attny within 6 yrs. spends evenings bitching out westchester teachers and principals at PTA meetings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005403)



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Date: July 3rd, 2012 6:59 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

"I know arts enrichment, and this is NOT arts enrichment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007618)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252893)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:18 PM
Author: Hayden

*plants marijuana in teachers car*

*calls cops from payphone 30 feet away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252932)