"I know legal work and this is NOT legal work"
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:06 PM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..
SA in my class complaining during a meeting with various associates and a few junior partners.
LOL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004553) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:10 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
describe some context about the discussion taking place and reaction in the room
tyia
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004576) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:12 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.
Associate: "We're going to have to have you review these invoices and total them up so we have some sense of the size of the claim."
SA: "What do I look like, a fucking accountant?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004584) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:12 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
smh
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004587)
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:13 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.
Associate: "Can you create an Excel spread--"
SA: "Let me stop you right there hoss."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004592) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:24 PM Author: ,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004654) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:15 PM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004984) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:19 PM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
lolz
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005406) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:20 PM Author: ...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005413) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:23 PM Author: ,,.,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,..,..,..,
We on this bort would be remiss, and I mean REMISS, if we didn't adopt "Let me stop you right there hoss" as a meme.
TYFT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006421) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 11:24 PM Author: ...,,.,..,.,,.,,,..
Let me stop you right there hoss
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21006427) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 3:00 AM Author: .,.,...,..,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:..:,:
normally i don't support calling out potential memes as such but i stopped right there and realized we would indeed be hella remiss hoss
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007471) |
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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:14 PM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..
180x180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21028894) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:14 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.
lol I'm not the OP, I'm just suggesting how it might have went down, humorously
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004595) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:15 PM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..
it was a discussion group type thing to see how our summer is going.
i heard a very, very slight intake of breath from some of the associates and a bored-looking junior partner stopped tapping his pencil and gave "are you shitting me" eyebrow in her direction. one associate said "well, okay. they'll probably just ask an associate to do it anyway"
oblivious, she continued "i was a paralegal at x firm for x years blah blah blah this is not what I should be doing blah blah blah"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004980)
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:20 PM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..
i bet she'll get an offer but will be stealthed very quickly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005018) |

Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:10 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004574) |

Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:13 PM Author: fIame (retired)
SA, dinner day 1: "how does your 'global advocacy' practice compare with Latham?"
Partner: "What the fuck did Latham tell you?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004593) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2012 5:15 AM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
180. lolol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21007589) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:16 PM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
underrated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005391) |

Date: July 2nd, 2012 7:27 PM Author: The King in the North
When I was a 1L intern at a government agency we had a TTT intern who refused to perform any admin tasks. They reassigned him to "help with the computers," meaning heavy lifting and plugging shit in.
Needless to say he is a "law school graduate" now and will never be a lawyer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21004674) |

Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:17 PM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..
i'm taking guesses on school range (this shouldn't be too hard)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005005) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:20 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
hys
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005028) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:21 PM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..
ding ding ding
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005036) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:22 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
h, specifically. because y and s wouldnt be that dumb
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005051) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:23 PM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:..
dunno i try not to talk to her
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005059) |

Date: July 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.
my prediction: offer > leaves firm after 2 years to look for work in the public sector > married to banker or biglawyer > back as staff attny within 6 yrs. spends evenings bitching out westchester teachers and principals at PTA meetings.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21005403) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:14 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252893) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 6:18 PM Author: Hayden
*plants marijuana in teachers car*
*calls cops from payphone 30 feet away*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984883&forum_id=2#21252932) |
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