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JEW friend spent 10 mins adding up tab to save $2

I went out to dinner with some friends. The one Jew in the g...
UPenn is a Great State School  07/13/12
lol jews are horrible.
.,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,  07/13/12
Indians do this too. And guess what, guess what are the ...
AZNgirl refusing to hit the cue ball  07/13/12
spsskins? gtfo
The Most Musculer Ginger In The World  07/13/12
Why did it take him 10 minutes to add up his order?
CarneyLansford  07/13/12
he thought he owed less than what he was TOLD by the group. ...
David Ben Gurion  07/13/12
bastards! jewing a good man out of $2
,.,,..,,.,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,.  07/13/12
typical antisemites ITT. *tries to screw over the jew* ...
David Ben Gurion  07/13/12
We all just said "lets split it the same between all of...
UPenn is a Great State School  07/13/12
it's beyond retarded and annoying that gentiles split checks...
David Ben Gurion  07/13/12
From the tables around us, all I heard was "this ones o...
UPenn is a Great State School  07/13/12
in order to assimilate into mainstream society, jews need to...
David Ben Gurion  07/13/12
i especially enjoy even-split dining in groups with lots of ...
............................,,.....,,.............  07/13/12
girls are more likely to order expensive drinks tho, so it p...
David Ben Gurion  07/13/12
I have noticed this as well, brother. Went to a birthday ...
UPenn is a Great State School  07/13/12
180
David Ben Gurion  07/13/12
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,.,,..,,.,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,.  07/14/12
Normally I don't mind it but occasionally you get the friend...
michael yidd-killchrist  07/14/12
flame. you don't have any friends.
.,.,..,,,.,,,.,:.,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/13/12
jews are incredibly stingy. Indians are just plain unethical...
............................,,.....,,.............  07/13/12
and jews aren't? LOL
,,,...,,......,,....  07/13/12
I have a jew friend who goes to Starbucks, and instead of or...
Subtle Hipster Troll  07/13/12
this is kind of a great idea, ty
.,,.,.,.,.,,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.  07/13/12
Not going to pretend I didn't start doing it myself
Subtle Hipster Troll  07/13/12
my family used to go to to this restaurant and make lemonade...
David Ben Gurion  07/13/12
Dude, jewing starbucks doesn't even count as jewing.
michael yidd-killchrist  07/14/12
Not to mention, they're really jewing you by charging you wh...
michael yidd-killchrist  07/14/12
they steam the milk, dont they.
,,,...,,......,,....  07/14/12
idk, but why would you steam milk only to pour it over ice?
michael yidd-killchrist  07/14/12
They don't steam it for iced lattes
Subtle Hipster Troll  07/14/12
this is smart as hell
..,.,;..;...;:..;.,...;..,..:.,....  07/14/12
kewt
.,.,.,.,...,,,,...,.,.,...,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,  07/13/12
russian jew here. i notice that nonjew americans are almost ...
............. ....................................  07/13/12
When I share meals with my East Asian and South Asian friend...
CapTTTainFalcon  07/13/12
When it is approx. $52 $52 $52 $52 $52 $50 It is a lot ea...
UPenn is a Great State School  07/14/12
stop having jew friends
LJB submissively urinating as a random man passes  07/14/12
you should have all demanded your dime back from the fifty c...
SD Soybean Assn. Young Leader Award Recipient  07/14/12
tcr. I'll demand it next time I see him out.
UPenn is a Great State School  07/14/12
Knew a dood in ls that would go to dinner and ask for extra ...
Not my problem  07/14/12
Was this guy Jewish?
UPenn is a Great State School  07/14/12
he was a GINO (gentile in name only)
Not my problem  07/14/12
one time a banker stranger paid for my whole table's meal
..,.,;..;...;:..;.,...;..,..:.,....  07/14/12
My dot head bf is constantly doing shit like this.
hella_theo_2  07/14/12
This is why I don't have friends. Why the hell would you eve...
The Mighty Quinn  07/14/12
He's the boyfriend of my girlfriend's friend.
UPenn is a Great State School  07/14/12


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Date: July 13th, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School

I went out to dinner with some friends. The one Jew in the group spent a good 10 mins adding up his part of the tab because he thought he owed less than what he was told by the group.

After all that, he owed $2 less. Each of us gave him 50 cents.

WTF is the point of this? I would never do such a thing. Is it really true that Jews are this cheap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081043)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,...,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,

lol jews are horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081065)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: AZNgirl refusing to hit the cue ball

Indians do this too.

And guess what, guess what are the two richest groups in America? Jews and Indians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081067)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: The Most Musculer Ginger In The World

spsskins? gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081803)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: CarneyLansford

Why did it take him 10 minutes to add up his order?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081750)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

he thought he owed less than what he was TOLD by the group. and he was correct. sounds like the group tried to jew him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081759)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: ,.,,..,,.,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,.

bastards! jewing a good man out of $2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081768)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

typical antisemites ITT.

*tries to screw over the jew*

*makes jew look bad when he complains you screwed him over*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081785)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School

We all just said "lets split it the same between all of us to make it easy".

Right then his eyes lit up with horror because he had no soda while the rest of us did. So he sat there adding up his tab (we had one BIG tab) over and over.

I would never do this. Just throw down the cash. We are talking $2 on a $300+ tab. WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081783)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

it's beyond retarded and annoying that gentiles split checks, but this is something i resentfully accept when i dine with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081790)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School

From the tables around us, all I heard was "this ones on me!" or "nono, I have this one."

But because of our Jew friend, our table was the one staring at the tab for 10+ mins bickering over two fucking dollars. Then everyone walks away from the nice dinner rolling their eyes.

Fucking stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081804)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

in order to assimilate into mainstream society, jews need to accept that gentiles split checks. therefore, the credited jew strategy is to make sure you moar than anyone else to get your money's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081814)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: ............................,,.....,,............. ( )

i especially enjoy even-split dining in groups with lots of girls - they get bill-pwnt hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081827)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:09 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

girls are more likely to order expensive drinks tho, so it probably evens out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081924)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School

I have noticed this as well, brother.

Went to a birthday party at a beer garden last summer. We got a MASSIVE plate of food to split between everyone.

The two Jews in the party dove in the second the plate arrived. Eating and eating. Even when I knew they had to be full they kept chowing down.

It sucks, because then you feel like you have to shove food down your own throat or you'll get no food. I like to sit back and enjoy the food. These guys were just trying to eat as much as they could.

After it was all over, the girlfriend of the Jew had to leave early and left the Jewish guy $30 ($20 for her part and $10 to pay for a birthday drink for birthday girl) to go to the tab. I saw this transaction but noone else did.

When it came time to pay? He threw down her $20 (not $30) and thus screwed over the birthday girl.

Total fucking bullshit. WTF?

I told the birthday girl when I was out with her a month later. She rolled her eyes and said "yea, I'm not supprised. He's cheap as shit"...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081869)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081928)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: ,.,,..,,.,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082710)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:50 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Normally I don't mind it but occasionally you get the friend who orders several drinks while everyone else has one and is like "hey lets get a bunch of appetizers" and then "oh let's just split it it's easier"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082674)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:45 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,,,.,:.,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

flame. you don't have any friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081740)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: ............................,,.....,,............. ( )

jews are incredibly stingy. Indians are just plain unethical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081748)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: ,,,...,,......,,....

and jews aren't? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081773)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: Subtle Hipster Troll

I have a jew friend who goes to Starbucks, and instead of ordering a Latte, he orders a double espresso on ice, then pours milk in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081782)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: .,,.,.,.,.,,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.

this is kind of a great idea, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081812)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:12 PM
Author: Subtle Hipster Troll

Not going to pretend I didn't start doing it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081954)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

my family used to go to to this restaurant and make lemonade using the water, lemons, and sugar on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081824)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Dude, jewing starbucks doesn't even count as jewing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082686)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Not to mention, they're really jewing you by charging you what $2.50 extra just to pour some milk into your espresso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082693)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: ,,,...,,......,,....

they steam the milk, dont they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082713)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 1:04 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

idk, but why would you steam milk only to pour it over ice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082744)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Subtle Hipster Troll

They don't steam it for iced lattes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21086095)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: ..,.,;..;...;:..;.,...;..,..:.,....

this is smart as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21085855)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,...,,,,...,.,.,...,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,

kewt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081935)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: ............. ....................................

russian jew here. i notice that nonjew americans are almost as guilty of this as nonrussian jews. you just have no culture..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21081969)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

When I share meals with my East Asian and South Asian friends, we take turns treating one another--no one takes tabs.

When I share meals with my Irish, Italian, and Eastern European friends, each person pays his own portion.

Is bill-splitting some shameless prole phenomenon?

I empathize with the Jew--I'm not letting myself get stabbed in the back by strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082040)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:14 AM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School

When it is approx. $52 $52 $52 $52 $52 $50

It is a lot easier to just hand over cards and say split it 6 ways than to break it down and nit-pick every last cent. This was the situation.

But instead of paying and leaving happy. We had to all sit around for 10 extra minutes waiting for the Jew to add up everything and inform us we each owed him approx $0.50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082461)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 12:55 AM
Author: LJB submissively urinating as a random man passes

stop having jew friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082699)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 1:18 AM
Author: SD Soybean Assn. Young Leader Award Recipient

you should have all demanded your dime back from the fifty cents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21082819)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School

tcr.

I'll demand it next time I see him out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21084133)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:32 AM
Author: Not my problem

Knew a dood in ls that would go to dinner and ask for extra lemons for his water, then take sugar from the table and the lemons and make his own lemonade but only pay for water. It is possibly the moast TTT thing I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21083972)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School

Was this guy Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21084121)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 3:38 PM
Author: Not my problem

he was a GINO (gentile in name only)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21085795)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: ..,.,;..;...;:..;.,...;..,..:.,....

one time a banker stranger paid for my whole table's meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21085862)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: hella_theo_2

My dot head bf is constantly doing shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21085871)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:28 PM
Author: The Mighty Quinn

This is why I don't have friends. Why the hell would you even hang out with that jerk-off in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21086067)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: UPenn is a Great State School

He's the boyfriend of my girlfriend's friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1993468&forum_id=2#21086197)