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Bros- help me answer "So, what do you do?"

I'm a midlevel in the restructuring group of Weil/ K&E. ...
.,,,......,.,..  07/14/12
"i help save the world's most important companies from ...
David Ben Gurion  07/14/12
Who are you answering the question for? It matters.
Sabu  07/14/12
Tcq. Are we talking about women here?
The Mighty Quinn  07/14/12
"I'm a spy."
.,.,..,..,.,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.  07/14/12
I once told a girl I was a date rapist (this was at a hallow...
smudge  07/14/12
"what DON'T i do?"
SD Soybean Assn. Young Leader Award Recipient  07/14/12
Corporate lawyer.
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,.,:,...,:::,,...,:,.,.:...,:.::,.  07/14/12
"Tech entrepreneur" Don't say lawyer.
...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.  07/14/12
"Full-on rapist."
....,,....,,.,.,,.,,....,..  07/14/12
"Straight-up rapist"
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  07/14/12
Corporate litigator If asked for further clarification an...
,.,..,,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/14/12
If you're drunk enough, you could say "i was a porn sta...
smudge  07/14/12
Yea this is for women at MFH bars. I'm 6'4" and play t...
.,,,......,.,..  07/14/12
"I post on a racist sexist message board a lot... What...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband  07/14/12
"I stockpile nudes from posters like box to bargain wit...
,.,..,,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  07/14/12
...
" " '' ''  07/14/12
Lawyer or corporate lawyer.
The Mighty Quinn  07/14/12
"I take risks. And you?"
homeless  07/14/12
this is good. risks and pussy are highly correlated human br...
Scholarly Gasp!  07/14/12
*long pause*....heavy sigh...then say "where do you wan...
Scholarly Gasp!  07/14/12
"I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have ...
bud  07/14/12


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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: .,,,......,.,..

I'm a midlevel in the restructuring group of Weil/ K&E. But "I'm a bankruptcy lawyer" seems the opposite of sexy. What to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088327)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:36 PM
Author: David Ben Gurion

"i help save the world's most important companies from extinction"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088362)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: Sabu

Who are you answering the question for? It matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088341)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 9:36 PM
Author: The Mighty Quinn

Tcq. Are we talking about women here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088366)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:06 PM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,.:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,. (seeing a bunch of adults hitting each other would be damaging)

"I'm a spy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088625)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:06 PM
Author: smudge

I once told a girl I was a date rapist (this was at a halloween party) and she did not find it amusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088630)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: SD Soybean Assn. Young Leader Award Recipient

"what DON'T i do?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088633)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:09 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,.,:,...,:::,,...,:,.,.:...,:.::,.

Corporate lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088642)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:10 PM
Author: ...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.

"Tech entrepreneur"

Don't say lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088655)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: ....,,....,,.,.,,.,,....,..

"Full-on rapist."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088680)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:14 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

"Straight-up rapist"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088689)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:14 PM
Author: ,.,..,,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

Corporate litigator

If asked for further clarification and...

...the girl is not WASP: "I work to make sure those bankers pay for the pain they caused us all in 2008. Obama's heart was in the right place, but we litigators take the corporations to task. What's your number?" OR

...the girl is WASP: "I spend billions to merge huge companies into even bigger ones. I also vote republican. Here's my number."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088682)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:15 PM
Author: smudge

If you're drunk enough, you could say "i was a porn star before law school"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088693)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:17 PM
Author: .,,,......,.,..

Yea this is for women at MFH bars. I'm 6'4" and play tennis 3x a week. Only real hobby outside of Chillin and watching sports. I just don't want to say "oh dat ch 7 and ch 11 ofs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088705)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Husband

"I post on a racist sexist message board a lot... What do you do?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088738)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:24 PM
Author: ,.,..,,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

"I stockpile nudes from posters like box to bargain with creepypumo and avoid being outed. I also like moonlit walks on the beach."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088772)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:33 PM
Author: " " '' ''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088856)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: The Mighty Quinn

Lawyer or corporate lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088909)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: homeless

"I take risks. And you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088722)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: Scholarly Gasp!

this is good. risks and pussy are highly correlated human broskis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088833)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:30 PM
Author: Scholarly Gasp!

*long pause*....heavy sigh...then say "where do you want me to start?" stare at the ground. Make the silence sound as dark as possible. Then say a mundane, default feel good task like "I guess you can say I ... help people.".

Use this question as an opportunity to incept her DOHVs, and to neg her by asking this question. leverage into the offensive with some mad compliments and aspirations to spend more time with her in the future. The key here is to lay out a time frame to continue the relationship. Pace her reality. 99% this question is to make small talk, not to confess you in the vatican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088825)



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Date: July 14th, 2012 10:36 PM
Author: bud

"I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1994258&forum_id=2#21088880)