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Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
very tactful rigor school cafeteria
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
Dashing Chapel Incel
  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
Appetizing cocky indirect expression becky
  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
hyperactive claret brethren heaven
  08/18/13
I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
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  08/18/13
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Sable Personal Credit Line
  08/19/13
greg abbott is my dad
Abusive Kitty Masturbator
  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
naked queen of the night cumskin
  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
adulterous hall pistol
  07/21/12
i teared.
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  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
Electric hell
  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
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  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
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  07/22/12
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  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
adulterous hall pistol
  12/21/12
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Crawly Underhanded State Hunting Ground
  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
High-end Bespoke Philosopher-king Travel Guidebook
  12/21/12
WTF
comical turquoise patrolman
  12/21/12
120
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  12/21/12
Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue. 120
Unholy ratface
  12/21/12
120
histrionic center
  02/25/17
CAF
Diverse field
  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
vivacious obsidian area sound barrier
  12/21/12
180
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  12/21/12
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  02/25/17
I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
pearly indian lodge
  12/21/12
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comical turquoise patrolman
  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
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comical turquoise patrolman
  12/21/12
Nothing to see here!
hyperactive claret brethren heaven
  08/18/13
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hyperactive claret brethren heaven
  08/18/13
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Appetizing cocky indirect expression becky
  08/18/13
Is Greg Abbott a racist?
Dashing Chapel Incel
  08/18/13
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  08/18/13
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: very tactful rigor school cafeteria

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Dashing Chapel Incel

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Appetizing cocky indirect expression becky

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: hyperactive claret brethren heaven

Easy, chief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Appetizing cocky indirect expression becky

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Sable Personal Credit Line



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: Abusive Kitty Masturbator

greg abbott is my dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: naked queen of the night cumskin

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: adulterous hall pistol

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: Transparent Low-t Institution Bbw

i teared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Electric hell

jfc, nay...

JFC!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143379)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Bateful henna wagecucks corner

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: exhilarant brilliant new version potus

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Stimulating stage



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: adulterous hall pistol

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Crawly Underhanded State Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: High-end Bespoke Philosopher-king Travel Guidebook

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: comical turquoise patrolman

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: pearly indian lodge

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Unholy ratface

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: histrionic center

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: Diverse field

CAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: vivacious obsidian area sound barrier

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: Frisky 180 black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz spot

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Frisky 180 black woman



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: nofapping soul-stirring theatre wrinkle



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: pearly indian lodge

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: comical turquoise patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: Tripping skinny woman brunch

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: comical turquoise patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: hyperactive claret brethren heaven

Nothing to see here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: hyperactive claret brethren heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Appetizing cocky indirect expression becky

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: Dashing Chapel Incel

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: orange multi-billionaire twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: orange multi-billionaire twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: puce whorehouse

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: Dashing Chapel Incel



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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: orange multi-billionaire twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Stimulating stage



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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM
Author: Stimulating stage



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Trip bronze tanning salon



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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: charcoal pocket flask

niggertits

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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Exciting Library



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