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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOLY SHIT!!!! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/20...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
180 You were greatly missed!
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!! I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
...
Poppy Set
  03/31/20
but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going i...
talented philosopher-king
  09/25/12
Israel
Lascivious french heaven
  02/12/23
...
Nudist Office
  08/27/12
The King Returns!
Gaped plaza wrinkle
  08/27/12
INDEED I HAVE!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT TH...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO ...
Nubile primrose temple
  08/27/12
This is where TMF went wrong.
Gaped plaza wrinkle
  08/27/12
I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE H...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
DEVASTATING 180.
Gaped plaza wrinkle
  08/27/12
WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!! NO JOBS FOR ...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
1MUTHFUCKING80
aromatic ebony area rigpig
  08/27/12
...
diverse ocher field
  08/27/12
180
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/27/12
180
Jet-lagged market mad cow disease
  08/27/12
you are a genius my brother.
irradiated bearded psychic wagecucks
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
...
stimulating casino
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...
chrome chest-beating property
  09/21/15
jfc
Aphrodisiac scarlet goyim
  12/07/16
You'll get banned for this.
odious state
  08/27/12
FOR WHAT??? I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
(Doobs)
Obsidian place of business chapel
  08/28/12
180 you decimated him and left no remains. #2012Americ...
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/30/12
...
Opaque fortuitous meteor corner
  12/29/16
...
Mustard Antidepressant Drug
  02/24/17
BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!! WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WA...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
you're always a 180 brother
Nubile primrose temple
  08/27/12
tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than ou...
stubborn aqua travel guidebook
  08/30/12
BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE...
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
ty thanks yea i just wanted to point out that some people...
stubborn aqua travel guidebook
  08/30/12
BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!! THOSE RECENT ASIA...
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "p...
stubborn aqua travel guidebook
  08/30/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT ...
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... yo...
stubborn aqua travel guidebook
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being a...
Multi-colored factory reset button jap
  08/30/12
underrated 180
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/31/12
credited.
Kink-friendly canary fanboi bawdyhouse
  08/31/12
"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, bu...
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/27/12
5k/course is good coin for an adjunct
Gaped plaza wrinkle
  08/27/12
IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!! NO INCOM...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
...
Gaped plaza wrinkle
  08/27/12
brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for...
Lascivious french heaven
  02/12/23
"My father, the first person in his family to go to col...
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/27/12
YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NON...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GH...
glittery pervert
  08/27/12
...
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/30/12
hilarious
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/27/12
Lol
Bossy Home
  08/27/12
why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point s...
fantasy-prone carnelian lettuce nursing home
  08/27/12
Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.
Gaped plaza wrinkle
  08/27/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER ...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
titcr
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/27/12
COT DAMN, You're on fire.
Gaped plaza wrinkle
  08/27/12
180
Swashbuckling library
  08/27/12
LOL just LOL
Nubile primrose temple
  08/28/12
"There is no next year." BRILLIANT
Erotic mother prole
  08/28/12
THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT &...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
CR
spruce theater stage
  08/28/12
ha ha ha / oh wow
narrow-minded burgundy chad
  08/28/12
Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story...
Kink-friendly canary fanboi bawdyhouse
  08/31/12
LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!! FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN...
arousing cumskin
  08/31/12
I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to ...
Kink-friendly canary fanboi bawdyhouse
  09/25/12
Omg
Racy shitlib
  09/28/17
cr
Mauve Karate Public Bath
  12/02/14
JFC
coral electric pozpig den
  08/28/12
...
Supple drab pisswyrm
  08/28/12
contender for poast of the year
Swashbuckling library
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BU...
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
...
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/30/12
LOL WOW
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/30/12
...
Swashbuckling library
  09/25/12
...
Swashbuckling library
  12/23/12
Wow
yellow mexican coldplay fan
  09/21/15
...
yellow mexican coldplay fan
  11/10/15
lmao
Chestnut Selfie Dilemma
  11/10/15
It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your...
avocado frozen half-breed
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!! IN FI...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
you're doing God's work bro
avocado frozen half-breed
  08/27/12
fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be...
charcoal rebellious resort
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
...
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/31/12
with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasti...
aromatic ebony area rigpig
  08/27/12
LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!! FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!! KE...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleague...
aromatic ebony area rigpig
  08/27/12
MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!! LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLO...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
ROFLNIFICENT!!!
aromatic ebony area rigpig
  08/27/12
so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent speci...
Turquoise Turdskin Generalized Bond
  08/28/12
...
awkward shrine
  08/30/12
"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!" Ohhh, man. ROFLCO...
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/31/12
OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!
Cracking Love Of Her Life
  12/07/16
Unacceptable fatphobia
Lascivious french heaven
  02/12/23
brutal, yet spot on. my idiot family lost their entire fo...
Erotic mother prole
  08/27/12
BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GRE...
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen keep fig...
Erotic mother prole
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
...
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/30/12
180
Swashbuckling library
  08/27/12
"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! &...
twisted whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/28/12
Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't ge...
Swashbuckling library
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into th...
learning disabled bespoke trailer park
  08/07/18
don't let this thread die.
Cerebral People Who Are Hurt Deer Antler
  08/27/12
NEVER, BROTHER!!! NEVER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/27/12
oh what a timeless message
avocado frozen half-breed
  08/27/12
...
diverse ocher field
  08/27/12
...
Onyx trump supporter
  08/27/12
...
avocado frozen half-breed
  08/28/12
...
buck-toothed provocative location mad-dog skullcap
  06/22/14
Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other mean...
floppy parlour marketing idea
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!" 180
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/31/12
A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school ...
Contagious tantric hall mood
  08/28/12
BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE A...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY S...
Poppy Set
  08/28/12
So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just...
shaky rehab
  08/29/12
BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ...
arousing cumskin
  08/29/12
...
diverse ocher field
  08/29/12
...
Nubile primrose temple
  08/28/12
you're so mean
Cream Adventurous Mental Disorder
  08/28/12
JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!! STRIVING IS A DI...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
$2100 per course-that's crazy these people should just ge...
vivacious base sex offender
  08/28/12
MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO ...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
Bravo.
Jade galvanic gas station
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/31/12
I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line
Racy shitlib
  09/28/17
"Education has always been about one thing : churning o...
Turquoise Turdskin Generalized Bond
  08/28/12
BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!! REMEMBER THAT PO...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology...
spruce theater stage
  08/28/12
The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters ...
Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling i...
Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena
  08/28/12
...
Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena
  08/30/12
...
Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena
  08/30/12
...
Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena
  09/04/12
brother you are fucking WISE
startling feces mediation
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/29/12
Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a ...
spruce theater stage
  08/28/12
BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!! TIME TO GET THE T...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
So fucking true, and so fucking sad This country smokes d...
Erotic mother prole
  08/28/12
BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOIL...
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cr...
Turquoise Turdskin Generalized Bond
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
...
Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena
  08/28/12
...
Poppy Set
  08/28/12
you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz. Inspiring. Than...
razzmatazz light messiness center
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/28/12
180
very tactful stage gaping
  08/28/12
What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-P...
twisted whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/29/12
...
Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena
  08/29/12
...
diverse ocher field
  08/29/12
BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT ...
arousing cumskin
  08/29/12
"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OU...
twisted whorehouse keepsake machete
  08/29/12
BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTH...
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
...
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/30/12
...
hyperactive pit puppy
  08/29/12
...
Ungodly Crawly Menage Doctorate
  08/29/12
hi hahaurfucked! wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be...
stubborn aqua travel guidebook
  08/30/12
u'll need it
stimulating casino
  08/30/12
:(
stubborn aqua travel guidebook
  08/30/12
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! GET DAT ROAD AND STACK ...
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
Holy Fucking Shit. I have not laughed this heartily or th...
awkward shrine
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
awkward shrine
  08/30/12
brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, br...
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST B...
arousing cumskin
  08/30/12
always, brother my brother!!!
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  08/31/12
*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*
Nubile primrose temple
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! STREETS NEED ME!!!
arousing cumskin
  09/15/12
Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poast...
Comical maniacal locus dysfunction
  08/30/12
no hes awesome
stubborn aqua travel guidebook
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/31/12
...
Frisky parlor alpha
  08/31/12
I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate wi...
indecent address
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE H...
arousing cumskin
  08/31/12
A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard ...
Plum out-of-control theatre
  09/02/12
I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipen...
indecent address
  09/03/12
180, brother
Lemon internal respiration
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
arousing cumskin
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boo...
lilac newt
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I ...
arousing cumskin
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a ...
Sick school genital piercing
  08/31/12
BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND ...
arousing cumskin
  08/31/12
"impotent bleating" = 180
deranged hospital
  03/13/13
thread title is hilarious
Up-to-no-good fragrant cruise ship
  08/31/12
BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ...
arousing cumskin
  08/31/12
ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO
Vigorous azn
  02/05/15
LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  09/02/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FR...
arousing cumskin
  09/02/12
...
high-end bonkers ticket booth really tough guy
  12/07/16
so much win in this thread
talented philosopher-king
  09/25/12
I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thre...
exhilarant ratface friendly grandma
  09/25/12
*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize fo...
Swashbuckling library
  03/13/13
...
Thriller Pontificating Background Story
  06/22/14
this is the greatest thing i have ever read
mahogany locale kitty cat
  03/15/13
Got my hopes up he was back. I never would have gotten ho...
Dull depressive
  06/22/14
same
Thriller Pontificating Background Story
  06/22/14
As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be t...
Dull depressive
  06/23/14
...
Titillating Maize Stead
  06/22/14
THE BEST.
violet beady-eyed business firm knife
  06/23/14
Wow, this thread will save my life. 180
spectacular lime stage
  06/23/14
...
azure heady main people
  12/02/14
...
Transparent hell
  12/02/14
...
Orchid electric furnace tanning salon
  12/28/14
It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so ...
Bright piazza voyeur
  12/28/14
FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS
underhanded kitchen party of the first part
  12/31/14
...
rose bateful quadroon hissy fit
  12/31/14
Still one of the GOAT threads of xo happy new year, faggo...
Erotic mother prole
  12/31/14
...
crimson new version space
  12/31/14
never forget.
crimson new version space
  02/05/15
...
Indigo organic girlfriend box office
  02/05/15
...
Supple drab pisswyrm
  02/15/15
every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (esp...
rose bateful quadroon hissy fit
  02/15/15
Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd
Vigorous azn
  05/02/15
...
chrome chest-beating property
  07/29/15
...
Vigorous azn
  09/21/15
OP still my GOAT poaster.
gay school cafeteria crotch
  09/21/15
poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.
Curious sanctuary
  09/21/15
I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, fo...
gay school cafeteria crotch
  09/21/15
i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but...
Curious sanctuary
  09/21/15
I forget his debacle. fuaaaark. btw...I still refer to J...
gay school cafeteria crotch
  09/21/15
i missed that one.
Curious sanctuary
  09/21/15
...
Garnet Harsh Masturbator
  12/07/16
*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*
bronze zippy stain house
  09/21/15
...
yapping claret cuck ape
  01/31/16
...
deep station
  10/18/15
poasting has an opportunity cost
high-end bonkers ticket booth really tough guy
  01/31/16
his words echo through eternity
Startled Queen Of The Night Liquid Oxygen
  01/31/16
...
high-end bonkers ticket booth really tough guy
  01/31/16
I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down
know-it-all soul-stirring gunner
  01/31/16
'tis.
disturbing senate rigor
  01/31/16
...
Umber Preventive Strike
  04/13/16
...
cerise crackhouse
  04/13/16
Please cum back
hairraiser garrison international law enforcement agency
  04/13/16
x2 - loved this poster.
Concupiscible dead church building
  12/07/16
All time great
Stirring salmon hominid weed whacker
  12/07/16
it was Don Jr
passionate puce theater sweet tailpipe
  12/07/16
...
Garnet Harsh Masturbator
  12/29/16
damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archiv...
Opaque fortuitous meteor corner
  12/29/16
He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often...
Garnet Harsh Masturbator
  12/29/16
poasting has an opportunity cost, brother
Cracking Love Of Her Life
  09/28/17
lmao adjuncts you're all going to die
laughsome unhinged filthpig corn cake
  12/29/16
HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help g...
razzmatazz light messiness center
  12/29/16
...
Erotic mother prole
  06/08/17
...
Carmine National
  08/30/17
can't stop laughing at this thread truly incredible scholar...
trip nibblets
  08/30/17
...
Garnet Harsh Masturbator
  09/28/17
...
Snowy forum
  09/28/17
HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure
disrespectful indirect expression institution
  09/28/17
his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT ...
Milky Boistinker Skinny Woman
  09/28/17
...
crystalline self-centered university
  02/28/18
...
azure heady main people
  08/02/23
2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning https://www.theg...
Autistic brunch partner
  09/28/17
...
trip nibblets
  12/16/17
haha wow holy shit
Vigorous azn
  12/16/17
Holy fuck lmao Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low ...
Erotic mother prole
  12/16/17
...
cerise crackhouse
  03/06/20
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razzle-dazzle sickened church
  02/28/18
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Vigorous azn
  08/07/18
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Stirring salmon hominid weed whacker
  07/02/19
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trip nibblets
  07/24/19
...
Indigo organic girlfriend box office
  07/24/19
Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin...
Histrionic hairless range candlestick maker
  08/01/19
Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this threa...
ruddy haunting point
  08/25/19
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Concupiscible dead church building
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Fishy Excitant Site Jewess
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Thirsty 180 Athletic Conference
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Thirsty 180 Athletic Conference
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Big unholy step-uncle's house
  03/14/22
great bump
Shivering white laser beams stock car
  03/14/22
...
copper meetinghouse
  01/08/23
I love these threads
Racy shitlib
  01/08/23
HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure
copper meetinghouse
  01/08/23
HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure
copper meetinghouse
  01/08/23
180 bump
bistre lodge
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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

HOLY SHIT!!!!

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/2012820102749246453.html

READ IT AND WEEP!!!

NO TRUST FUND? PROLE FAMILY BACKGROUND? NOT A GENIUS???

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, POSTGRADUATE DEGREES ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!

THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE??? TRY YOUR PATHETIC STRIVING AND YOULL END UP SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE VAIN HOPE OF CONVINCING A BOOMER TENURED FACULTY MEMBER AT A MIDDLING STATE UNIVERSITY THAT YOU DO IN FACT POSSESS "THE RIGHT STUFF"!!!

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN:

AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438056)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

180

You were greatly missed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438280)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!!

I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL, POASTING DOES HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GETTIN DAT PAPER MUST ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438301)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Poppy Set



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: talented philosopher-king

but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going if not toward faculty salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655644)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Lascivious french heaven

Israel

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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: Nudist Office



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Gaped plaza wrinkle

The King Returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

INDEED I HAVE!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BRING TO THE ATTENTION OF MY BROTHERS HERE IN THE STRUGGLE!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: YOU DONT RISE FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO HIGHLY PAID AND PRESTIGIOUS TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS AT ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN ONE STEP!!!

IT TAKES GENERATIONS!!!

RAGS TO PRESTIGE IS NO LONGER A REALITY IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438126)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Nubile primrose temple

FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO

Can't stop loling from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438205)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Gaped plaza wrinkle

This is where TMF went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438228)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:29 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE IN ATTEMPTING A "LEGAL CAREER"

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MY ADVICE TO HIM IS REPRODUCED BELOW!!!

[IN RESPONSE TO TMF'S PUZZLEMENT AT HIS LACK OF BIGLAW EMPLOYMENT]

"TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!

THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND

YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?

ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH

SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! "

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE WAYS OF THE NEW WORLD TO THAT FOOL, AND STILL, "NO MOVEMENT"!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438287)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Gaped plaza wrinkle

DEVASTATING 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438315)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!!

NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438330)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: aromatic ebony area rigpig

1MUTHFUCKING80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438964)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: diverse ocher field



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439324)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged market mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439353)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: irradiated bearded psychic wagecucks

you are a genius my brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442189)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443159)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: stimulating casino



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: chrome chest-beating property



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac scarlet goyim

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080403)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: odious state

You'll get banned for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438332)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

FOR WHAT???

I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

MIKE WALLACE OF EDUCATION OVER HERE!!!

YOU CAN CALL ME 60 MINUTES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438361)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Obsidian place of business chapel

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part

180

you decimated him and left no remains.

#2012AmericaTheDreamIsDead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457615)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:17 AM
Author: Opaque fortuitous meteor corner



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Date: February 24th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Mustard Antidepressant Drug



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!!

WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WAYS!!!

BE MINDFUL OF THE NEW PARADIGM AND PROFIT WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438238)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Nubile primrose temple

you're always a 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438251)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: stubborn aqua travel guidebook

tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than our parents

my parents were super poor and TTT when we were younger (my mom is now lower middle class i guess, an nyc teacher, she started when i was like a young teen so she's tenured and has a good # of years)

my brother already has a really good job in IT and i have a degree from a good college and (good willing) will be a doctor. my dad doesn't even have a BA (he did attend a community college tho). so sometimes its possible to "jump" multiple rungs i think...

although i think our family might be special because my parents are old black people and i think they were artificially held back by being black. when my father was growing up in the 50s (he was born in 1937) poor black people didnt really go to college... 2 of his 12 siblings went to college and becaame lawyers but they were like geniuses and the ENTIRE family (like brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, great-nephews twice removed lol) sacrificed to buy them clothes, books, train tickets for vacations home, etc. i think if my parents were growing up in the 2000's instead like me and my brother they would have had real professions since they're pretty smart people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457678)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE WORKING CLASS!!!

READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE: I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE DISCOVERY AND SOCIOECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT OF TRULY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE THROES OF PROLEDOM!!!

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TAKING SOBER, CREDITED AND RESPONSIBLE STEPS TO ADVANCE YOURSELVES!!! INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICINE COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM FAGGOT STRIVER POORDOM!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! MAY THE AMA FOREVER PROTECT YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS!!!

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MAY ACHIEVE THE TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FEAT OF A TRUE RAGS TO RICHES RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457764)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: stubborn aqua travel guidebook

ty thanks

yea i just wanted to point out that some people are just from families that are poor/shitty through no fault of their own (like recent immigrants or something) but they go to college and grad school and get good jobs. my high school was FULL of asian recent immigrants so i know tons of people who parents like worked at a chinese restaurant as a waiter and they're a CPA or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457786)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!!

THOSE RECENT ASIAN IMMIGRANTS FROM RESTAURANT WORKING FAMILIES GETTING THEIR CPAS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!

IT IS THE "FREE-THINKING" ASIAN IMMIGRANT KID FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND WHO DECIDES THAT INDEED HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A TENURED PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY THAT IS THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESERVING OF RIDICULE AND SCORN!!!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH ARE NEVER YOUR FAULT!!! BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012, YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE THEM INTO ACCOUNT WHEN SELECTING A CAREER PATH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457829)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: stubborn aqua travel guidebook

so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "practical", lucrative career and only rich kids should go to art school and get PhDs in south asian history and stuff? yea i guess that makes sense. the poor people i know who did stuff like this are pretty fucked (they have to go home and/or work at chilis and stuff), whereas the rich kids just continue to be supported by their parents who pay for their nice apartments when they're unable to find a teaching position in african art or whatever. i was just responding to what you said about grad school in the op and also your point that it takes multiple generations to make huge jumps in economic class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457870)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT DOES TAKE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS TO MAKE A HUGE JUMP IN ECONOMIC CLASS!!!

YOU ARE A SPECIAL CASE AND I WISH YOU WELL!!!

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT YOU WERE NOT INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE OF FAGGOT STRIVING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457913)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: stubborn aqua travel guidebook

aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... you should have your own late-night infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457925)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458028)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored factory reset button jap

Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being artificially pushed forward. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458287)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

underrated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467365)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly canary fanboi bawdyhouse

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467398)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

HOLY FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438294)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: Gaped plaza wrinkle

5k/course is good coin for an adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438321)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!!

NO INCOME STABILITY, NO BENEFITS, NO PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, NO OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT, AND NO OFFICE!!!

GROVELING AT THE FEET OF FAGGOT BOOMER ADMINISTRATORS EVERY SEMESTER FOR A NEW "CONTRACT" AND MAYBE A "COLA INCREASE!!!"

JUST A HOPELESS, DIGNITY-FREE LIFE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438384)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Gaped plaza wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438410)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:18 AM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part

brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457625)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457782)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Lascivious french heaven

These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for “COVID” restrictions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923592)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

"My father, the first person in his family to go to college, tries to tell me my degree has value. "Our family came here with nothing," he says of my great-grandparents, who fled Poland a century ago. "Do you know how incredible it is that you did this, how proud they would be?"

And my heart broke a little when he said that, because his illusion is so touching - so revealing of the values of his generation, and so alien to the experience of mine."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438329)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NONE OF US POASTING HERE NOR THAT CHICK LAMENTING HER NEWLY-DISCOVERED WORKING CLASS HAND-TO-MOUTH EXISTENCE CAN DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT

FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!

WE CAN ONLY REMAIN VIGILANT AND PROFIT WHEREVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438346)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: glittery pervert

"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!"

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438365)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457640)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438379)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Bossy Home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438936)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: fantasy-prone carnelian lettuce nursing home

why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point she might as well do some masters in MIS at a local TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438427)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Gaped plaza wrinkle

Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438445)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER RUINS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IQ PROLE BACKGROUND INDIVIDUALS!!!

THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!!! THAT THEIR LIFELONG DREAM OF READING THE GREAT BOOKS TO BRIGHT EYED YOUNG UNDERGRADUATES ON A BEAUTIFUL LEAFY QUAD IS TRULY THEIR DESTINY!!!

AND EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END OF THE LINE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TUITION, UNFUNDED RESEARCH EXPENSES AND OPPORTUNITY COST DOWN THE DRAIN, THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK - BUT I WORKED SO HARD FOR THE DEGREE!!! SURELY THERE IS A POSITION FOR ME SOMEWHERE!!! I NEED ONLY CONTINUE SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND CONFERENCES AND MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY WILL COME THROUGH AND I WILL BE HIRED INTO THE ENGLISH LITERATURE DEPARTMENT AT CAL STATE LONG BEACH!!!

BUT REAL LIFE IS A CRUEL MASTER!!! AND YET, YEAR AFTER YEAR, THEY TAKE THEIR UNPAID "LEAVE OF ABSENCE" FROM THEIR PATHETIC "JOBS" AT BARNES AND NOBLE (OR EVEN BETTER, A LOCAL "INDIE" BOOKSTORE) AND TREK CROSS-COUNTRY TO KEEP THAT SLIM, FLICKERING FLAME OF HOPE OF A "SCHOLARLY LIFE" ALIVE!!!

THIS PATHETIC SAGA IS PLAYING OUT AT EVERY COFFEESHOP, BOOKSTORE, MICROBREWERY AND "SHABBY CHIC" RESTAURANT NEAR YOU!!!

AND EVERY YEAR, WHEN THEY RETURN WITH NO OFFER IN HAND, NO FAT PACKET DETAILING THEIR HEALTH PLAN AND RETIREMENT PACKAGE IN THE MAIL, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND ADDITIONAL DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, THEY TELL THEMSELVES "WELL THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!!!"

REMEMBER BROTHERS!!! THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR!!!

THERE IS ONLY AMERICA IN 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438725)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438766)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Gaped plaza wrinkle

COT DAMN, You're on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438780)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling library

180

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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:09 AM
Author: Nubile primrose temple

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441089)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:01 AM
Author: Erotic mother prole

"There is no next year." BRILLIANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441466)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT "ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME" BEFORE THERE IS A WAVE OF RETIREMENTS OF BOOMERS ACROSS ACADEMIA, THEREBY "OPENING UP SLOTS" FOR THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!

PROTIP: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR A FAGGOT BOOMER LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR TO GO IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!! THEY WILL CLUTCH THEIR TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS WITH A DEATH GRIP UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!

AND WHEN THESE FUCKING SCUM FINALLY PERISH, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENTS HIRED FOR THEIR POSITIONS!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TENURED PROFESSORS OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! JUST 10 IDIOT FAGGOT STRIVER POOR MILLENIAL ADJUNCTS FOR $1000 A SEMESTER HIRED IN THEIR PLACE!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441974)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: spruce theater stage

CR

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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded burgundy chad

ha ha ha / oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443354)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly canary fanboi bawdyhouse

Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall.

http://deadspin.com/5086392/the-seminoles-vs-the-sigmas-a-blow+by+blow-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467395)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!!

FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN MORE OF A FESTERING TTT THAN I EVER THOUGHT!!!

IMAGINE THE TRAVAILS OF A $1000 / SEMESTER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! ROLLING UP TO THEIR STRIP MALL "CURRICULUM DISSEMINATION CENTER" IN A MOTHERFUCKING 1992 FORD ESCORT WITH BAD BRAKES AND A PASSENGER DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE, LITTERED WITH UNGRADED PAPERS, FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND HALF-COMPLETED APPLICATIONS FOR PART-TIME CASHIER JOBS AT THE LOCAL BIG BOX RETAILERS!!!

UNBELIEVABLE GUTTER SHIT!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467608)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly canary fanboi bawdyhouse

I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to your ongoing string of 180 posts. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655946)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Racy shitlib

Omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317922)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Mauve Karate Public Bath

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844794)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: coral electric pozpig den

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: Supple drab pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling library

contender for poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455205)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT WHEN I MAKE TIME FOR IT I MAKE SURE XO GETS THE BEST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455964)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457618)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part

LOL WOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457650)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655632)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22303162)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: yellow mexican coldplay fan

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804669)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: yellow mexican coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29151038)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Chestnut Selfie Dilemma

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29152230)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: avocado frozen half-breed

It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your intellectual philanthropy. We are not worthy of your earnest maxims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438846)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR THE SEASON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438873)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: avocado frozen half-breed

you're doing God's work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438962)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: charcoal rebellious resort

fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be huge. I could see you running the gamut of talk shows and writing books. Destroying people on Real Time with Bill Maher, laughing with Colbert, getting lisp spit on you from Chris Matthews. The world could be yours to change!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438930)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438976)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467388)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: aromatic ebony area rigpig

with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasting, but have to shout out the king of OFFICE CALISTHENICS. GOTTA GET THAT PUMP.

HINDU SQUATS!

PUSHUPS WITH MY TIE IN MY SHIRT LIKE WHAT?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438947)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!!

FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!!

KEEP IT THORO IN THE STREETS AND GET DAT PAPER UP!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438997)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: aromatic ebony area rigpig

resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleagues and clients not see me all swoll. Halps dat PAPER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439080)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:00 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!!

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439129)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: aromatic ebony area rigpig

ROFLNIFICENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439144)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Turquoise Turdskin Generalized Bond

so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent specimen of a subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442292)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:34 AM
Author: awkward shrine

...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457714)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!"

Ohhh, man. ROFLCOPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467405)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Cracking Love Of Her Life

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080412)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Lascivious french heaven

Unacceptable fatphobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923597)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Erotic mother prole

brutal, yet spot on.

my idiot family lost their entire fortune in the great depression and it's been small steps each and every generation

i've gone a bit further than my parents, and they a bit further than theirs

but ill never reach DAT ELITE STATUS in my lifetime

maybe in 2-3 generations if the momentum continues

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438995)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GREATNESS

BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO RESTORE YOUR FAMILY TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!

LET THE FAILURE OF YOUR ANCESTORS BE A WARNING TO YOU: STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!!

WHEN THE PANIC HITS, SWOOP AND SNATCH!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN THE MEANTIME BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439095)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Erotic mother prole

you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen

keep fighting the good fight brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439145)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439153)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457673)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439185)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: twisted whorehouse keepsake machete

"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443600)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling library

Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't get old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439008)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439099)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: learning disabled bespoke trailer park

Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into the shadows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#36574011)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: Cerebral People Who Are Hurt Deer Antler

don't let this thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439060)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

NEVER, BROTHER!!!

NEVER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439270)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: avocado frozen half-breed

oh what a timeless message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: diverse ocher field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439240)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Onyx trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439288)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: avocado frozen half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440889)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed provocative location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796404)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: floppy parlour marketing idea

Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other means of support (ie retired or married to someone wealthy). UGs, normally bad ones, abuse adjuncts in non-practical subjects by making it a "career" to teach a half a dozen classes a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441166)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S MEDIOCRE FEMALE PHD HOLDERS IN THE HUMANITIES LANDING WEALTHY HUSBANDS???

MAYBE IN YEARS PAST, WITH LOWER (OR NONEXISTENT) DEBT LOADS AND A STILL-CHEERY DISPOSITION DUE TO GENERAL AVAILABILITY OF EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AND A FAMILY ECONOMICALLY ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR HUNT FOR SAID EMPLOYMENT

BUT NOW??? IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS?? WITH NO FAMILY MONEY FORTHCOMING??? STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THEIR 1995 VW JETTA FROM HIGH SCHOOL??? AND MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE OF THE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF CAREER AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS FED TO THEM SINCE BIRTH??? GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442001)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467435)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Contagious tantric hall mood

A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school guidance counselor in America.

This tweetblog will give you a neverending stream of 180s, but this world NEEDS you. You need a talk-radio show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441286)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE AMERICA OF 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FACTS OF LIFE

NOW??? COME ON NOW WE KNOW IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 THERE IS NOTHING MORE EVIL AND MEAN-SPIRITED THAN TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

AND SO THE BEAT GOES ON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442024)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Poppy Set

TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

Actual lol at that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442051)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: shaky rehab

So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just special. No one is fat or overweight; they suffer from a disease (seriously there is a "fat acceptance" movement). You say one bad thing about anyone, and you're a terrible human being. Politically correct folks took this whole "all men created equal" business a bit too far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453203)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO FIND THEM CAREER TRACKS AND VOCATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY BRING TO THE TABLE!!!

870 SAT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN STILL FRAME A HOUSE, WELD A JOINT OR MAINTAIN MACHINERY!!!

ALL OF THOSE VOCATIONS PAY MIDDLE CLASS WAGES AND DONT REQUIRE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN NON-DISCHARGABLE DEBT AND OPPORTUNITY COSTS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454429)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: diverse ocher field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455397)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: Nubile primrose temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441394)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:11 AM
Author: Cream Adventurous Mental Disorder

you're so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442036)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: vivacious base sex offender

$2100 per course-that's crazy

these people should just get jobs in a public school system with a union-no need to research, tenure after a few years, more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442115)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO LIFE WILL NEVER BE ATTEMPTED BY THESE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS!!!

FROM BIRTH THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM THAT THEY CAN AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIMPLY ABOVE-AVERAGE NATIVE INTELLIGENCE, LACK OF CONNECTIONS AND PATHETIC FAMILY "WEALTH" THAT USUALLY CONSISTS OF A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SOME POORLY MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS AND AN UNDERWATER SUBURBAN TRACT HOME!!!

ADMITTING TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE, NOTHING SPECIAL, AND THAT THE PROPER PATH FOR THEM IS TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE FACELESS MASS OF TENURED PUBLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVERY BEEN TOLD AND EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!

ONCE A FAGGOT STRIVER POOR BEGINS THE JOURNEY DOWN THE NAVEL-GAZING LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PATH, THE ONLY RESULTS CAN BE WINNING THE LOTTERY (TENURED FACULTY POSITION AT A UNIVERSITY) OR ABJECT PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL FAILURE MANIFESTED IN LACKSADAISACAL PULLS OF THE ESPRESSO MACHINE AT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE SEEN THE GLORY AND SPLENDOR OF THE FAGGOT BOOMER TENURED FACULTY THEY SO DESPERATELY HOPE TO JOIN, ANYTHING LESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

AND SO THEY TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN, TRY UNTIL THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-40S AND ALL OPPORTUNITIES TO SALVAGE WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES HAVE DISAPPEARED!!!

PICK ANY MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU WILL FIND THESE POOR SOULS!!!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LEGION!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443141)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Jade galvanic gas station

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470088)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470292)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Racy shitlib

I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317951)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: Turquoise Turdskin Generalized Bond

"Education has always been about one thing : churning out sheep so the rich can get richer. It takes about 15 years to totally break somebody's will and that is the length of time of the education system in the West."

LOL at this freeper bullshit

as an aside COT DAMN MAN WHERE U BEEN I MISSED YOUR COCK INSIDE AMERICA'S ASSHOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442269)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!!

REMEMBER THAT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443088)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: spruce theater stage

"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology and teaches at a university, where she is paid $2100 per course"

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

holy fucking shit boomers.

And we wonder why education is shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443215)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena

The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters fall into the "fuct" category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443222)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO!!!

IT ISNT TOO LATE!!! GET A SKILL AND GET TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS GETTING CUT DOWN BY THE HEARTLESS SCYTHE OF THE ELITE PROFESSIONS!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012 BROTHERS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443249)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena

It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling into the "fuct" category are pretending that they are in fact, a part of the "in" crowd.

It's like a TTT degree holder laughing at other TTT degree holders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457452)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458070)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21494275)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: startling feces mediation

brother you are fucking WISE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453701)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454383)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: spruce theater stage

Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443232)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!!

TIME TO GET THE TOOLS, AND THEN YOU CAN PROFIT HANDSOMELY!!!

CHASE PAPER NOT PRESTIGE!!!

GET DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443260)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: Erotic mother prole

So fucking true, and so fucking sad

This country smokes dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOILET OUR ONCE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS GONE!!!

BUT IT IS OUR REALITY TODAY AND WE MUST ADJUST, ADAPT AND REORDER OUR ACTIVITIES SO THAT WE MAY STILL PROSPER!!!

PERHAPS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO REPAIR OUR ONCE MIGHTY REPUBLIC!!!

BUT FOR NOW...WE MUST STACK THAT PAPER!!!

STAY VIGILANT IN 2012!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447164)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Turquoise Turdskin Generalized Bond

180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cruise control cool poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447421)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444409)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Poppy Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445516)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz light messiness center

you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz.

Inspiring.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447291)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447333)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: very tactful stage gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447588)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: twisted whorehouse keepsake machete

What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-Profit University as supplemental income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452088)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy marvelous dog poop striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: diverse ocher field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT HARD CURRENCY AND DOESNT GET YOU LOCKED UP IS FAIR GAME!!!

IF YOU GOT TIME AND THEY GOT DOLLAZ THEN MAKE THE TRADE!!!

PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454454)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: twisted whorehouse keepsake machete

"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!"

DESCRIBE

Because I am fighting my guilty conscience every time I cash one of their checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455120)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTHBREATHING STUDENTS IN YOUR COURSE TO COFFEE, ASKING THEM ABOUT THEIR CAREER AND LIFE GOALS, AND NUDGING THEM ALONG A PATH THAT WILL BE FAR LESS DAMAGING TO THEIR FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL HEALTH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455952)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457702)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: hyperactive pit puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454389)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Ungodly Crawly Menage Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455126)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: stubborn aqua travel guidebook

hi hahaurfucked!

wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be writing about me in 4 years!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457646)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: stimulating casino

u'll need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457656)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: stubborn aqua travel guidebook

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457680)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!!

GET DAT ROAD AND STACK DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457777)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: awkward shrine

Holy Fucking Shit.

I have not laughed this heartily or this consistently at a poast in YEARS.

180 BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457693)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457784)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: awkward shrine

BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part

brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, brother. Keep fighting the good fight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457980)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:19 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SET FREE!!!

AS ALWAYS, SEND ALONG ANY AND ALL FRESH TALES OF WOE!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458037)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part

always, brother my brother!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467643)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Nubile primrose temple

*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458103)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

STREETS NEED ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21585127)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Comical maniacal locus dysfunction

Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poaster here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458372)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: stubborn aqua travel guidebook

no hes awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21459263)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467203)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: Frisky parlor alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467333)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: indecent address

I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate with a useless PhD in the humanities this year. It has taken her north of 5 years to get it. The only way she has been able to live is because my folks got loot. No loans no nothing. Her job prospects are terrible but it doesn't matter cuz my parents will provide for her. She just wants to be able to attend cocktail parties and start off sentences by saying oh while when i got my PhD from dat ivy league school....

My guess is she will never actually get a real job but just coast off my parents. It may not be fair, but life isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467691)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE HARD WORK AND SHREWD MONEY MANAGEMENT OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED FAGGOT STRIVER IS ACCEPTABLE!!!

FOR THE REST, IT IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470002)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Plum out-of-control theatre

A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard of. And she didn't have a tuition waiver and stipend?

sounds like BS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21480780)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: indecent address

I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipend but that doesn't cover living expenses (car, apartment, going out, etc). My folks paid her cell phone bill and everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21485472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: Lemon internal respiration

180, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470055)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470075)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: lilac newt

HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boomer saharas of what used to be the american economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470093)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I WISH IT WERE NOT THE CASE BUT IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ANY DIFFERENTLY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470268)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: Sick school genital piercing

HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a major role in my decision. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470101)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND IMPOTENT BLEATING BRINGS ME GREAT JOY!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED IN WHATEVER PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY VIGILANT!!! YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RISE WILL COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470284)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: deranged hospital

"impotent bleating" = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809191)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good fragrant cruise ship

thread title is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ADJUNCT PROFESSOR "LIFESTYLE"!!!

THE TRUTH IS SHOCKING!!!

LINK BELOW BROTHER!!!

http://lsd.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1323569&mc=89&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3cf130ce0df27de391e32ebb54ca1039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470345)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Vigorous azn

ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255166)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 12:12 PM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21479429)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: arousing cumskin

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!!!

I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO TOMORROW!!!

LET THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND BE A REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD BE TEMPTED BY FAGGOT STRIVERY!!! NO MAN NOT BORN TO THE MANOR RISES WITHOUT TOIL, DETERMINATION AND HUMILITY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21483698)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: high-end bonkers ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080366)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: talented philosopher-king

so much win in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655865)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: exhilarant ratface friendly grandma

I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655952)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling library

*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize for this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809297)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Thriller Pontificating Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796435)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: mahogany locale kitty cat

this is the greatest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22821661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Dull depressive

Got my hopes up he was back.

I never would have gotten hooked on this shitbort if not for HHUF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796464)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Thriller Pontificating Background Story

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796470)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Dull depressive

As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be the GOAT for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804861)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Titillating Maize Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796485)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: violet beady-eyed business firm knife

THE BEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804685)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: spectacular lime stage

Wow, this thread will save my life. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804942)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: azure heady main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26840745)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Transparent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844784)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: Orchid electric furnace tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27013490)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: Bright piazza voyeur

It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so glad I saw the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27014427)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: underhanded kitchen party of the first part

FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028314)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: rose bateful quadroon hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028319)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: Erotic mother prole

Still one of the GOAT threads of xo

happy new year, faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27029838)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: crimson new version space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27030063)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: crimson new version space

never forget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255044)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Indigo organic girlfriend box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255110)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Supple drab pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321317)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: rose bateful quadroon hissy fit

every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (especially those who have returned to school in their 30s) wants a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321331)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Vigorous azn

Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27807113)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: chrome chest-beating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28433176)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804664)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria crotch

OP still my GOAT poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804736)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Curious sanctuary

poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804805)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria crotch

I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, for the fuck we know, may be HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804943)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Curious sanctuary

i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but depends on how much he poasted before his infamous poast and how shock value counts for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804953)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: gay school cafeteria crotch

I forget his debacle. fuaaaark.

btw...I still refer to JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS IRL. At one point, he linked to doods doing hindu squats and jumping jacks in hard hats in Japan as a reference. it's lols me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804961)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Curious sanctuary

i missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804965)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Garnet Harsh Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080392)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: bronze zippy stain house

*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28805259)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: yapping claret cuck ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722922)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: deep station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28995197)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: high-end bonkers ticket booth really tough guy

poasting has an opportunity cost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29721772)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Startled Queen Of The Night Liquid Oxygen

his words echo through eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722731)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: high-end bonkers ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722757)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: know-it-all soul-stirring gunner

I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722688)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: disturbing senate rigor

'tis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722718)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Umber Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30263874)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: cerise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30264435)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: hairraiser garrison international law enforcement agency

Please cum back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30264454)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible dead church building

x2 - loved this poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080681)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: Stirring salmon hominid weed whacker

All time great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080760)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: passionate puce theater sweet tailpipe

it was Don Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080758)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:06 AM
Author: Garnet Harsh Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254066)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:15 AM
Author: Opaque fortuitous meteor corner

damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archived thread for a sec. amazing there are some bumpable HAHAURFUCKED threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254071)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: Garnet Harsh Masturbator

He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often but aside from 2-3 beautiful vicious takedowns it was all a big tease :(

If not for HHUF threads I would have left XO after a few visits in 2011 and never looked back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254080)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: Cracking Love Of Her Life

poasting has an opportunity cost, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318594)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: laughsome unhinged filthpig corn cake

lmao adjuncts you're all going to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254083)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz light messiness center

HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help guide us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254144)



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Date: June 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Erotic mother prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#33506524)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Carmine National



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: trip nibblets

can't stop laughing at this thread

truly incredible scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34099472)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Garnet Harsh Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317000)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Snowy forum



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: disrespectful indirect expression institution

HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317937)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Milky Boistinker Skinny Woman

his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT POTUS still imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317959)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: crystalline self-centered university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#35504271)



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Date: August 2nd, 2023 2:59 AM
Author: azure heady main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#46619639)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Autistic brunch partner

2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318174)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: trip nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935034)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Vigorous azn

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935044)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Erotic mother prole

Holy fuck lmao

Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low monthly nut to cover. Passive income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935081)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: cerise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39705146)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sickened church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#35504269)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Vigorous azn



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: Stirring salmon hominid weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38474463)



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: trip nibblets



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Indigo organic girlfriend box office



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Date: August 1st, 2019 12:29 AM
Author: Histrionic hairless range candlestick maker

Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin dat paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38621045)



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Date: August 25th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: ruddy haunting point

Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this thread. It has helped me tremendously over the years. TY, HHUF, wherever you are. TYVM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38740584)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: motley hyperventilating native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38987026)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: dun abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39703201)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: appetizing spot



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant boiling water indian lodge



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Date: May 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle National Security Agency



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible dead church building



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible dead church building



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Date: December 7th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: Fishy Excitant Site Jewess



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Date: June 8th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Thirsty 180 Athletic Conference



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Date: December 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Thirsty 180 Athletic Conference



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Big unholy step-uncle's house



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Shivering white laser beams stock car

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#44144772)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: copper meetinghouse



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Racy shitlib

I love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45760931)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: copper meetinghouse

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761407)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: copper meetinghouse

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761409)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: bistre lodge

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761412)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 5:46 PM
Author: copper meetinghouse



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