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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOLY SHIT!!!! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/20...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
180 You were greatly missed!
Emerald sanctuary
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!! I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
...
Cracking Blathering Queen Of The Night
  03/31/20
but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going i...
floppy aqua organic girlfriend cuckold
  09/25/12
Israel
Big principal's office gaming laptop
  02/12/23
...
Cobalt slippery school son of senegal
  08/27/12
The King Returns!
Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks
  08/27/12
INDEED I HAVE!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT TH...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO ...
stimulating lilac house
  08/27/12
This is where TMF went wrong.
Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks
  08/27/12
I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE H...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
DEVASTATING 180.
Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks
  08/27/12
WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!! NO JOBS FOR ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
1MUTHFUCKING80
Dun Mildly Autistic Brunch
  08/27/12
...
Obsidian High-end Coldplay Fan Crackhouse
  08/27/12
180
Emerald sanctuary
  08/27/12
180
Mischievous marvelous clown
  08/27/12
you are a genius my brother.
provocative grizzly reading party
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
...
insanely creepy curious dog poop
  03/13/13
...
internet-worthy idiot
  09/21/15
jfc
Lime Mind-boggling Senate
  12/07/16
You'll get banned for this.
Comical shimmering national codepig
  08/27/12
FOR WHAT??? I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
(Doobs)
lascivious milk
  08/28/12
180 you decimated him and left no remains. #2012Americ...
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/30/12
...
Insane Gay Police Squad Menage
  12/29/16
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Citrine Pungent Tanning Salon
  02/24/17
BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!! WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WA...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
you're always a 180 brother
stimulating lilac house
  08/27/12
tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than ou...
Puce out-of-control area party of the first part
  08/30/12
BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
ty thanks yea i just wanted to point out that some people...
Puce out-of-control area party of the first part
  08/30/12
BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!! THOSE RECENT ASIA...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "p...
Puce out-of-control area party of the first part
  08/30/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... yo...
Puce out-of-control area party of the first part
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being a...
charismatic primrose meetinghouse sneaky criminal
  08/30/12
underrated 180
Emerald sanctuary
  08/31/12
credited.
Laughsome doctorate boiling water
  08/31/12
"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, bu...
Emerald sanctuary
  08/27/12
5k/course is good coin for an adjunct
Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks
  08/27/12
IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!! NO INCOM...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
...
Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks
  08/27/12
brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for...
Big principal's office gaming laptop
  02/12/23
"My father, the first person in his family to go to col...
Emerald sanctuary
  08/27/12
YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NON...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GH...
maize bearded filthpig
  08/27/12
...
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/30/12
hilarious
Emerald sanctuary
  08/27/12
Lol
excitant stage knife
  08/27/12
why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point s...
titillating flesh rigor
  08/27/12
Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.
Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks
  08/27/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
titcr
Emerald sanctuary
  08/27/12
COT DAMN, You're on fire.
Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks
  08/27/12
180
Erotic olive partner
  08/27/12
LOL just LOL
stimulating lilac house
  08/28/12
"There is no next year." BRILLIANT
domesticated corner half-breed
  08/28/12
THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT &...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
CR
elite nubile trust fund abode
  08/28/12
ha ha ha / oh wow
Aphrodisiac Nursing Home
  08/28/12
Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story...
Laughsome doctorate boiling water
  08/31/12
LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!! FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/31/12
I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to ...
Laughsome doctorate boiling water
  09/25/12
Omg
amber razzle-dazzle institution hairy legs
  09/28/17
cr
Fragrant Toaster
  12/02/14
JFC
demanding at-the-ready box office
  08/28/12
...
razzle den
  08/28/12
contender for poast of the year
Erotic olive partner
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BU...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
...
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/30/12
LOL WOW
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/30/12
...
Erotic olive partner
  09/25/12
...
Erotic olive partner
  12/23/12
Wow
hyperventilating station useless brakes
  09/21/15
...
hyperventilating station useless brakes
  11/10/15
lmao
lake racy parlor
  11/10/15
It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your...
chartreuse crawly shrine
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!! IN FI...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
you're doing God's work bro
chartreuse crawly shrine
  08/27/12
fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be...
tantric effete gaping
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
...
Emerald sanctuary
  08/31/12
with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasti...
Dun Mildly Autistic Brunch
  08/27/12
LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!! FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!! KE...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleague...
Dun Mildly Autistic Brunch
  08/27/12
MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!! LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLO...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
ROFLNIFICENT!!!
Dun Mildly Autistic Brunch
  08/27/12
so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent speci...
Startling Twisted Stag Film
  08/28/12
...
well-lubricated federal love of her life hospital
  08/30/12
"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!" Ohhh, man. ROFLCO...
Emerald sanctuary
  08/31/12
OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!
motley locale international law enforcement agency
  12/07/16
Unacceptable fatphobia
Big principal's office gaming laptop
  02/12/23
brutal, yet spot on. my idiot family lost their entire fo...
domesticated corner half-breed
  08/27/12
BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GRE...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen keep fig...
domesticated corner half-breed
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
...
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/30/12
180
Erotic olive partner
  08/27/12
"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! &...
Underhanded resort
  08/28/12
Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't ge...
Erotic olive partner
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into th...
greedy thirsty market
  08/07/18
don't let this thread die.
Amethyst therapy legend
  08/27/12
NEVER, BROTHER!!! NEVER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/27/12
oh what a timeless message
chartreuse crawly shrine
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Obsidian High-end Coldplay Fan Crackhouse
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brass irate messiness
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...
chartreuse crawly shrine
  08/28/12
...
Swashbuckling Up-to-no-good People Who Are Hurt Lay
  06/22/14
Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other mean...
avocado odious university fortuitous meteor
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!" 180
Emerald sanctuary
  08/31/12
A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school ...
Bonkers ruddy lodge foreskin
  08/28/12
BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE A...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY S...
Cracking Blathering Queen Of The Night
  08/28/12
So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just...
Idiotic Spruce Ceo
  08/29/12
BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/29/12
...
Obsidian High-end Coldplay Fan Crackhouse
  08/29/12
...
stimulating lilac house
  08/28/12
you're so mean
Fantasy-prone heady forum stock car
  08/28/12
JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!! STRIVING IS A DI...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
$2100 per course-that's crazy these people should just ge...
180 volcanic crater library
  08/28/12
MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
Bravo.
Concupiscible useless legal warrant travel guidebook
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/31/12
I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line
amber razzle-dazzle institution hairy legs
  09/28/17
"Education has always been about one thing : churning o...
Startling Twisted Stag Film
  08/28/12
BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!! REMEMBER THAT PO...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology...
elite nubile trust fund abode
  08/28/12
The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters ...
Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling i...
Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/28/12
...
Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/30/12
...
Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/30/12
...
Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy
  09/04/12
brother you are fucking WISE
Crusty bat shit crazy affirmative action
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/29/12
Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a ...
elite nubile trust fund abode
  08/28/12
BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!! TIME TO GET THE T...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
So fucking true, and so fucking sad This country smokes d...
domesticated corner half-breed
  08/28/12
BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOIL...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cr...
Startling Twisted Stag Film
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
...
Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/28/12
...
Cracking Blathering Queen Of The Night
  08/28/12
you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz. Inspiring. Than...
Diverse nibblets
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/28/12
180
dull theater stage dragon
  08/28/12
What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-P...
Underhanded resort
  08/29/12
...
Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy
  08/29/12
...
Obsidian High-end Coldplay Fan Crackhouse
  08/29/12
BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/29/12
"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OU...
Underhanded resort
  08/29/12
BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTH...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
...
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/30/12
...
Filthy Field
  08/29/12
...
Saffron Telephone
  08/29/12
hi hahaurfucked! wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be...
Puce out-of-control area party of the first part
  08/30/12
u'll need it
insanely creepy curious dog poop
  08/30/12
:(
Puce out-of-control area party of the first part
  08/30/12
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! GET DAT ROAD AND STACK ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
Holy Fucking Shit. I have not laughed this heartily or th...
well-lubricated federal love of her life hospital
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
well-lubricated federal love of her life hospital
  08/30/12
brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, br...
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST B...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/30/12
always, brother my brother!!!
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  08/31/12
*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*
stimulating lilac house
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! STREETS NEED ME!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  09/15/12
Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poast...
hilarious giraffe
  08/30/12
no hes awesome
Puce out-of-control area party of the first part
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/31/12
...
Emerald sanctuary
  08/31/12
I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate wi...
Splenetic misanthropic factory reset button
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE H...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/31/12
A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard ...
stirring base lettuce
  09/02/12
I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipen...
Splenetic misanthropic factory reset button
  09/03/12
180, brother
Abusive native antidepressant drug
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boo...
galvanic tan toilet seat
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a ...
medicated misunderstood plaza
  08/31/12
BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/31/12
"impotent bleating" = 180
Khaki gay wizard school cafeteria
  03/13/13
thread title is hilarious
Fiercely-loyal Exhilarant Azn
  08/31/12
BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  08/31/12
ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO
thriller carmine temple
  02/05/15
LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  09/02/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FR...
multi-colored state indirect expression
  09/02/12
...
vigorous pozpig indian lodge
  12/07/16
so much win in this thread
floppy aqua organic girlfriend cuckold
  09/25/12
I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thre...
pearly office
  09/25/12
*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize fo...
Erotic olive partner
  03/13/13
...
Seedy Church Building Main People
  06/22/14
this is the greatest thing i have ever read
drunken step-uncle's house
  03/15/13
Got my hopes up he was back. I never would have gotten ho...
Fear-inspiring carnelian kitty gas station
  06/22/14
same
Seedy Church Building Main People
  06/22/14
As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be t...
Fear-inspiring carnelian kitty gas station
  06/23/14
...
contagious startled dingle berry
  06/22/14
THE BEST.
twinkling haunting stead coffee pot
  06/23/14
Wow, this thread will save my life. 180
Aromatic copper faggotry
  06/23/14
...
Adventurous Jade Pit Generalized Bond
  12/02/14
...
Smoky location
  12/02/14
...
translucent dashing hell hominid
  12/28/14
It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so ...
bespoke hyperactive locus
  12/28/14
FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS
Beady-eyed disrespectful associate
  12/31/14
...
metal brindle home
  12/31/14
Still one of the GOAT threads of xo happy new year, faggo...
domesticated corner half-breed
  12/31/14
...
Violent scarlet new version
  12/31/14
never forget.
Violent scarlet new version
  02/05/15
...
impertinent frisky friendly grandma kitchen
  02/05/15
...
razzle den
  02/15/15
every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (esp...
metal brindle home
  02/15/15
Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd
thriller carmine temple
  05/02/15
...
internet-worthy idiot
  07/29/15
...
thriller carmine temple
  09/21/15
OP still my GOAT poaster.
Awkward poppy roast beef address
  09/21/15
poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.
kink-friendly dysfunction
  09/21/15
I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, fo...
Awkward poppy roast beef address
  09/21/15
i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but...
kink-friendly dysfunction
  09/21/15
I forget his debacle. fuaaaark. btw...I still refer to J...
Awkward poppy roast beef address
  09/21/15
i missed that one.
kink-friendly dysfunction
  09/21/15
...
Mewling Theatre
  12/07/16
*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*
Frum piazza patrolman
  09/21/15
...
Dark Sickened Macaca Pocket Flask
  01/31/16
...
charcoal haunted graveyard
  10/18/15
poasting has an opportunity cost
vigorous pozpig indian lodge
  01/31/16
his words echo through eternity
appetizing theater
  01/31/16
...
vigorous pozpig indian lodge
  01/31/16
I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down
Pontificating supple dilemma
  01/31/16
'tis.
bossy mentally impaired trailer park electric furnace
  01/31/16
...
umber potus
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...
chestnut ratface
  04/13/16
Please cum back
arrogant bateful ticket booth
  04/13/16
x2 - loved this poster.
jet-lagged trip immigrant
  12/07/16
All time great
bipolar canary hissy fit chapel
  12/07/16
it was Don Jr
crimson goyim church
  12/07/16
...
Mewling Theatre
  12/29/16
damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archiv...
Insane Gay Police Squad Menage
  12/29/16
He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often...
Mewling Theatre
  12/29/16
poasting has an opportunity cost, brother
motley locale international law enforcement agency
  09/28/17
lmao adjuncts you're all going to die
flushed insecure double fault
  12/29/16
HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help g...
Diverse nibblets
  12/29/16
...
domesticated corner half-breed
  06/08/17
...
pea-brained ivory turdskin
  08/30/17
can't stop laughing at this thread truly incredible scholar...
Clear range nowag
  08/30/17
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Mewling Theatre
  09/28/17
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Sapphire Heaven Ape
  09/28/17
HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure
Histrionic purple national security agency
  09/28/17
his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT ...
cocky parlour
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Abnormal Cruise Ship
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Adventurous Jade Pit Generalized Bond
  08/02/23
2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning https://www.theg...
Snowy soul-stirring public bath
  09/28/17
...
Clear range nowag
  12/16/17
haha wow holy shit
thriller carmine temple
  12/16/17
Holy fuck lmao Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low ...
domesticated corner half-breed
  12/16/17
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chestnut ratface
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vibrant space
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thriller carmine temple
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bipolar canary hissy fit chapel
  07/02/19
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Clear range nowag
  07/24/19
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impertinent frisky friendly grandma kitchen
  07/24/19
Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin...
Hairraiser stage
  08/01/19
Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this threa...
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light electric cumskin
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Submissive Vermilion French Chef Site
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Cerebral Chest-beating Casino
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Orange whorehouse fat ankles
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Pale Business Firm Becky
  05/01/20
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jet-lagged trip immigrant
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jet-lagged trip immigrant
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flickering regret rehab
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pearl razzmatazz depressive
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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

HOLY SHIT!!!!

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/2012820102749246453.html

READ IT AND WEEP!!!

NO TRUST FUND? PROLE FAMILY BACKGROUND? NOT A GENIUS???

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, POSTGRADUATE DEGREES ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!

THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE??? TRY YOUR PATHETIC STRIVING AND YOULL END UP SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE VAIN HOPE OF CONVINCING A BOOMER TENURED FACULTY MEMBER AT A MIDDLING STATE UNIVERSITY THAT YOU DO IN FACT POSSESS "THE RIGHT STUFF"!!!

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN:

AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438056)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

180

You were greatly missed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438280)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!!

I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL, POASTING DOES HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GETTIN DAT PAPER MUST ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438301)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Cracking Blathering Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39909863)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: floppy aqua organic girlfriend cuckold

but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going if not toward faculty salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655644)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Big principal's office gaming laptop

Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923560)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: Cobalt slippery school son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438061)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks

The King Returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

INDEED I HAVE!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BRING TO THE ATTENTION OF MY BROTHERS HERE IN THE STRUGGLE!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: YOU DONT RISE FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO HIGHLY PAID AND PRESTIGIOUS TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS AT ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN ONE STEP!!!

IT TAKES GENERATIONS!!!

RAGS TO PRESTIGE IS NO LONGER A REALITY IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438126)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: stimulating lilac house

FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO

Can't stop loling from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438205)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks

This is where TMF went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438228)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:29 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE IN ATTEMPTING A "LEGAL CAREER"

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MY ADVICE TO HIM IS REPRODUCED BELOW!!!

[IN RESPONSE TO TMF'S PUZZLEMENT AT HIS LACK OF BIGLAW EMPLOYMENT]

"TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!

THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND

YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?

ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH

SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! "

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE WAYS OF THE NEW WORLD TO THAT FOOL, AND STILL, "NO MOVEMENT"!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438287)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks

DEVASTATING 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438315)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!!

NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438330)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Dun Mildly Autistic Brunch

1MUTHFUCKING80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438964)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Obsidian High-end Coldplay Fan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439160)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439324)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Mischievous marvelous clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439353)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: provocative grizzly reading party

you are a genius my brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442189)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443159)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy curious dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809624)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804863)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: Lime Mind-boggling Senate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080403)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: Comical shimmering national codepig

You'll get banned for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438332)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

FOR WHAT???

I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

MIKE WALLACE OF EDUCATION OVER HERE!!!

YOU CAN CALL ME 60 MINUTES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438361)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: lascivious milk

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate

180

you decimated him and left no remains.

#2012AmericaTheDreamIsDead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457615)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:17 AM
Author: Insane Gay Police Squad Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254073)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Citrine Pungent Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32691031)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!!

WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WAYS!!!

BE MINDFUL OF THE NEW PARADIGM AND PROFIT WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438238)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: stimulating lilac house

you're always a 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438251)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Puce out-of-control area party of the first part

tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than our parents

my parents were super poor and TTT when we were younger (my mom is now lower middle class i guess, an nyc teacher, she started when i was like a young teen so she's tenured and has a good # of years)

my brother already has a really good job in IT and i have a degree from a good college and (good willing) will be a doctor. my dad doesn't even have a BA (he did attend a community college tho). so sometimes its possible to "jump" multiple rungs i think...

although i think our family might be special because my parents are old black people and i think they were artificially held back by being black. when my father was growing up in the 50s (he was born in 1937) poor black people didnt really go to college... 2 of his 12 siblings went to college and becaame lawyers but they were like geniuses and the ENTIRE family (like brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, great-nephews twice removed lol) sacrificed to buy them clothes, books, train tickets for vacations home, etc. i think if my parents were growing up in the 2000's instead like me and my brother they would have had real professions since they're pretty smart people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457678)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE WORKING CLASS!!!

READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE: I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE DISCOVERY AND SOCIOECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT OF TRULY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE THROES OF PROLEDOM!!!

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TAKING SOBER, CREDITED AND RESPONSIBLE STEPS TO ADVANCE YOURSELVES!!! INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICINE COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM FAGGOT STRIVER POORDOM!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! MAY THE AMA FOREVER PROTECT YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS!!!

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MAY ACHIEVE THE TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FEAT OF A TRUE RAGS TO RICHES RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457764)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Puce out-of-control area party of the first part

ty thanks

yea i just wanted to point out that some people are just from families that are poor/shitty through no fault of their own (like recent immigrants or something) but they go to college and grad school and get good jobs. my high school was FULL of asian recent immigrants so i know tons of people who parents like worked at a chinese restaurant as a waiter and they're a CPA or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457786)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!!

THOSE RECENT ASIAN IMMIGRANTS FROM RESTAURANT WORKING FAMILIES GETTING THEIR CPAS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!

IT IS THE "FREE-THINKING" ASIAN IMMIGRANT KID FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND WHO DECIDES THAT INDEED HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A TENURED PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY THAT IS THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESERVING OF RIDICULE AND SCORN!!!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH ARE NEVER YOUR FAULT!!! BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012, YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE THEM INTO ACCOUNT WHEN SELECTING A CAREER PATH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457829)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Puce out-of-control area party of the first part

so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "practical", lucrative career and only rich kids should go to art school and get PhDs in south asian history and stuff? yea i guess that makes sense. the poor people i know who did stuff like this are pretty fucked (they have to go home and/or work at chilis and stuff), whereas the rich kids just continue to be supported by their parents who pay for their nice apartments when they're unable to find a teaching position in african art or whatever. i was just responding to what you said about grad school in the op and also your point that it takes multiple generations to make huge jumps in economic class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457870)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT DOES TAKE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS TO MAKE A HUGE JUMP IN ECONOMIC CLASS!!!

YOU ARE A SPECIAL CASE AND I WISH YOU WELL!!!

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT YOU WERE NOT INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE OF FAGGOT STRIVING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457913)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: Puce out-of-control area party of the first part

aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... you should have your own late-night infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457925)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458028)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: charismatic primrose meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being artificially pushed forward. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458287)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

underrated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467365)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Laughsome doctorate boiling water

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467398)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

HOLY FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438294)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks

5k/course is good coin for an adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438321)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!!

NO INCOME STABILITY, NO BENEFITS, NO PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, NO OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT, AND NO OFFICE!!!

GROVELING AT THE FEET OF FAGGOT BOOMER ADMINISTRATORS EVERY SEMESTER FOR A NEW "CONTRACT" AND MAYBE A "COLA INCREASE!!!"

JUST A HOPELESS, DIGNITY-FREE LIFE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438384)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438410)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate

brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457625)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457782)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Big principal's office gaming laptop

These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for “COVID” restrictions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923592)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

"My father, the first person in his family to go to college, tries to tell me my degree has value. "Our family came here with nothing," he says of my great-grandparents, who fled Poland a century ago. "Do you know how incredible it is that you did this, how proud they would be?"

And my heart broke a little when he said that, because his illusion is so touching - so revealing of the values of his generation, and so alien to the experience of mine."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438329)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NONE OF US POASTING HERE NOR THAT CHICK LAMENTING HER NEWLY-DISCOVERED WORKING CLASS HAND-TO-MOUTH EXISTENCE CAN DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT

FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!

WE CAN ONLY REMAIN VIGILANT AND PROFIT WHEREVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438346)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: maize bearded filthpig

"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!"

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438365)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457640)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438379)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: excitant stage knife

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438936)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: titillating flesh rigor

why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point she might as well do some masters in MIS at a local TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438427)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks

Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438445)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER RUINS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IQ PROLE BACKGROUND INDIVIDUALS!!!

THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!!! THAT THEIR LIFELONG DREAM OF READING THE GREAT BOOKS TO BRIGHT EYED YOUNG UNDERGRADUATES ON A BEAUTIFUL LEAFY QUAD IS TRULY THEIR DESTINY!!!

AND EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END OF THE LINE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TUITION, UNFUNDED RESEARCH EXPENSES AND OPPORTUNITY COST DOWN THE DRAIN, THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK - BUT I WORKED SO HARD FOR THE DEGREE!!! SURELY THERE IS A POSITION FOR ME SOMEWHERE!!! I NEED ONLY CONTINUE SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND CONFERENCES AND MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY WILL COME THROUGH AND I WILL BE HIRED INTO THE ENGLISH LITERATURE DEPARTMENT AT CAL STATE LONG BEACH!!!

BUT REAL LIFE IS A CRUEL MASTER!!! AND YET, YEAR AFTER YEAR, THEY TAKE THEIR UNPAID "LEAVE OF ABSENCE" FROM THEIR PATHETIC "JOBS" AT BARNES AND NOBLE (OR EVEN BETTER, A LOCAL "INDIE" BOOKSTORE) AND TREK CROSS-COUNTRY TO KEEP THAT SLIM, FLICKERING FLAME OF HOPE OF A "SCHOLARLY LIFE" ALIVE!!!

THIS PATHETIC SAGA IS PLAYING OUT AT EVERY COFFEESHOP, BOOKSTORE, MICROBREWERY AND "SHABBY CHIC" RESTAURANT NEAR YOU!!!

AND EVERY YEAR, WHEN THEY RETURN WITH NO OFFER IN HAND, NO FAT PACKET DETAILING THEIR HEALTH PLAN AND RETIREMENT PACKAGE IN THE MAIL, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND ADDITIONAL DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, THEY TELL THEMSELVES "WELL THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!!!"

REMEMBER BROTHERS!!! THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR!!!

THERE IS ONLY AMERICA IN 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438725)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438766)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Wonderful apoplectic garrison wagecucks

COT DAMN, You're on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438780)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Erotic olive partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439197)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:09 AM
Author: stimulating lilac house

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441089)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:01 AM
Author: domesticated corner half-breed

"There is no next year." BRILLIANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441466)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT "ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME" BEFORE THERE IS A WAVE OF RETIREMENTS OF BOOMERS ACROSS ACADEMIA, THEREBY "OPENING UP SLOTS" FOR THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!

PROTIP: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR A FAGGOT BOOMER LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR TO GO IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!! THEY WILL CLUTCH THEIR TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS WITH A DEATH GRIP UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!

AND WHEN THESE FUCKING SCUM FINALLY PERISH, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENTS HIRED FOR THEIR POSITIONS!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TENURED PROFESSORS OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! JUST 10 IDIOT FAGGOT STRIVER POOR MILLENIAL ADJUNCTS FOR $1000 A SEMESTER HIRED IN THEIR PLACE!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441974)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: elite nubile trust fund abode

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443272)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Nursing Home

ha ha ha / oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443354)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Laughsome doctorate boiling water

Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall.

http://deadspin.com/5086392/the-seminoles-vs-the-sigmas-a-blow+by+blow-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467395)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!!

FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN MORE OF A FESTERING TTT THAN I EVER THOUGHT!!!

IMAGINE THE TRAVAILS OF A $1000 / SEMESTER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! ROLLING UP TO THEIR STRIP MALL "CURRICULUM DISSEMINATION CENTER" IN A MOTHERFUCKING 1992 FORD ESCORT WITH BAD BRAKES AND A PASSENGER DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE, LITTERED WITH UNGRADED PAPERS, FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND HALF-COMPLETED APPLICATIONS FOR PART-TIME CASHIER JOBS AT THE LOCAL BIG BOX RETAILERS!!!

UNBELIEVABLE GUTTER SHIT!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467608)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Laughsome doctorate boiling water

I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to your ongoing string of 180 posts. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655946)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: amber razzle-dazzle institution hairy legs

Omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317922)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Toaster

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844794)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: demanding at-the-ready box office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: razzle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: Erotic olive partner

contender for poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455205)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT WHEN I MAKE TIME FOR IT I MAKE SURE XO GETS THE BEST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455964)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457618)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate

LOL WOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457650)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:41 PM
Author: Erotic olive partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655632)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Erotic olive partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22303162)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating station useless brakes

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804669)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: hyperventilating station useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29151038)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: lake racy parlor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29152230)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: chartreuse crawly shrine

It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your intellectual philanthropy. We are not worthy of your earnest maxims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438846)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR THE SEASON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438873)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: chartreuse crawly shrine

you're doing God's work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438962)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: tantric effete gaping

fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be huge. I could see you running the gamut of talk shows and writing books. Destroying people on Real Time with Bill Maher, laughing with Colbert, getting lisp spit on you from Chris Matthews. The world could be yours to change!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438930)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438976)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467388)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: Dun Mildly Autistic Brunch

with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasting, but have to shout out the king of OFFICE CALISTHENICS. GOTTA GET THAT PUMP.

HINDU SQUATS!

PUSHUPS WITH MY TIE IN MY SHIRT LIKE WHAT?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438947)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!!

FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!!

KEEP IT THORO IN THE STREETS AND GET DAT PAPER UP!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438997)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Dun Mildly Autistic Brunch

resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleagues and clients not see me all swoll. Halps dat PAPER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439080)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:00 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!!

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439129)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Dun Mildly Autistic Brunch

ROFLNIFICENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439144)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Startling Twisted Stag Film

so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent specimen of a subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442292)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:34 AM
Author: well-lubricated federal love of her life hospital

...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457714)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!"

Ohhh, man. ROFLCOPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467405)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: motley locale international law enforcement agency

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080412)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Big principal's office gaming laptop

Unacceptable fatphobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923597)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: domesticated corner half-breed

brutal, yet spot on.

my idiot family lost their entire fortune in the great depression and it's been small steps each and every generation

i've gone a bit further than my parents, and they a bit further than theirs

but ill never reach DAT ELITE STATUS in my lifetime

maybe in 2-3 generations if the momentum continues

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438995)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GREATNESS

BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO RESTORE YOUR FAMILY TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!

LET THE FAILURE OF YOUR ANCESTORS BE A WARNING TO YOU: STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!!

WHEN THE PANIC HITS, SWOOP AND SNATCH!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN THE MEANTIME BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439095)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: domesticated corner half-breed

you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen

keep fighting the good fight brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439145)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439153)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457673)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Erotic olive partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439185)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: Underhanded resort

"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443600)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Erotic olive partner

Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't get old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439008)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439099)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: greedy thirsty market

Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into the shadows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#36574011)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: Amethyst therapy legend

don't let this thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439060)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

NEVER, BROTHER!!!

NEVER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439270)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: chartreuse crawly shrine

oh what a timeless message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Obsidian High-end Coldplay Fan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439240)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: brass irate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439288)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: chartreuse crawly shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440889)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Up-to-no-good People Who Are Hurt Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796404)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: avocado odious university fortuitous meteor

Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other means of support (ie retired or married to someone wealthy). UGs, normally bad ones, abuse adjuncts in non-practical subjects by making it a "career" to teach a half a dozen classes a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441166)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S MEDIOCRE FEMALE PHD HOLDERS IN THE HUMANITIES LANDING WEALTHY HUSBANDS???

MAYBE IN YEARS PAST, WITH LOWER (OR NONEXISTENT) DEBT LOADS AND A STILL-CHEERY DISPOSITION DUE TO GENERAL AVAILABILITY OF EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AND A FAMILY ECONOMICALLY ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR HUNT FOR SAID EMPLOYMENT

BUT NOW??? IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS?? WITH NO FAMILY MONEY FORTHCOMING??? STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THEIR 1995 VW JETTA FROM HIGH SCHOOL??? AND MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE OF THE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF CAREER AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS FED TO THEM SINCE BIRTH??? GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442001)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467435)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Bonkers ruddy lodge foreskin

A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school guidance counselor in America.

This tweetblog will give you a neverending stream of 180s, but this world NEEDS you. You need a talk-radio show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441286)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE AMERICA OF 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FACTS OF LIFE

NOW??? COME ON NOW WE KNOW IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 THERE IS NOTHING MORE EVIL AND MEAN-SPIRITED THAN TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

AND SO THE BEAT GOES ON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442024)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Cracking Blathering Queen Of The Night

TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

Actual lol at that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442051)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Idiotic Spruce Ceo

So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just special. No one is fat or overweight; they suffer from a disease (seriously there is a "fat acceptance" movement). You say one bad thing about anyone, and you're a terrible human being. Politically correct folks took this whole "all men created equal" business a bit too far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453203)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO FIND THEM CAREER TRACKS AND VOCATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY BRING TO THE TABLE!!!

870 SAT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN STILL FRAME A HOUSE, WELD A JOINT OR MAINTAIN MACHINERY!!!

ALL OF THOSE VOCATIONS PAY MIDDLE CLASS WAGES AND DONT REQUIRE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN NON-DISCHARGABLE DEBT AND OPPORTUNITY COSTS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454429)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Obsidian High-end Coldplay Fan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455397)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: stimulating lilac house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441394)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:11 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone heady forum stock car

you're so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442036)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: 180 volcanic crater library

$2100 per course-that's crazy

these people should just get jobs in a public school system with a union-no need to research, tenure after a few years, more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442115)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO LIFE WILL NEVER BE ATTEMPTED BY THESE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS!!!

FROM BIRTH THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM THAT THEY CAN AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIMPLY ABOVE-AVERAGE NATIVE INTELLIGENCE, LACK OF CONNECTIONS AND PATHETIC FAMILY "WEALTH" THAT USUALLY CONSISTS OF A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SOME POORLY MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS AND AN UNDERWATER SUBURBAN TRACT HOME!!!

ADMITTING TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE, NOTHING SPECIAL, AND THAT THE PROPER PATH FOR THEM IS TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE FACELESS MASS OF TENURED PUBLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVERY BEEN TOLD AND EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!

ONCE A FAGGOT STRIVER POOR BEGINS THE JOURNEY DOWN THE NAVEL-GAZING LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PATH, THE ONLY RESULTS CAN BE WINNING THE LOTTERY (TENURED FACULTY POSITION AT A UNIVERSITY) OR ABJECT PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL FAILURE MANIFESTED IN LACKSADAISACAL PULLS OF THE ESPRESSO MACHINE AT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE SEEN THE GLORY AND SPLENDOR OF THE FAGGOT BOOMER TENURED FACULTY THEY SO DESPERATELY HOPE TO JOIN, ANYTHING LESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

AND SO THEY TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN, TRY UNTIL THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-40S AND ALL OPPORTUNITIES TO SALVAGE WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES HAVE DISAPPEARED!!!

PICK ANY MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU WILL FIND THESE POOR SOULS!!!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LEGION!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443141)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible useless legal warrant travel guidebook

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470088)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470292)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: amber razzle-dazzle institution hairy legs

I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317951)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: Startling Twisted Stag Film

"Education has always been about one thing : churning out sheep so the rich can get richer. It takes about 15 years to totally break somebody's will and that is the length of time of the education system in the West."

LOL at this freeper bullshit

as an aside COT DAMN MAN WHERE U BEEN I MISSED YOUR COCK INSIDE AMERICA'S ASSHOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442269)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!!

REMEMBER THAT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443088)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: elite nubile trust fund abode

"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology and teaches at a university, where she is paid $2100 per course"

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

holy fucking shit boomers.

And we wonder why education is shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443215)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy

The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters fall into the "fuct" category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443222)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO!!!

IT ISNT TOO LATE!!! GET A SKILL AND GET TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS GETTING CUT DOWN BY THE HEARTLESS SCYTHE OF THE ELITE PROFESSIONS!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012 BROTHERS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443249)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy

It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling into the "fuct" category are pretending that they are in fact, a part of the "in" crowd.

It's like a TTT degree holder laughing at other TTT degree holders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457452)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458070)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21494275)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Crusty bat shit crazy affirmative action

brother you are fucking WISE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453701)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454383)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: elite nubile trust fund abode

Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443232)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!!

TIME TO GET THE TOOLS, AND THEN YOU CAN PROFIT HANDSOMELY!!!

CHASE PAPER NOT PRESTIGE!!!

GET DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443260)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: domesticated corner half-breed

So fucking true, and so fucking sad

This country smokes dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOILET OUR ONCE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS GONE!!!

BUT IT IS OUR REALITY TODAY AND WE MUST ADJUST, ADAPT AND REORDER OUR ACTIVITIES SO THAT WE MAY STILL PROSPER!!!

PERHAPS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO REPAIR OUR ONCE MIGHTY REPUBLIC!!!

BUT FOR NOW...WE MUST STACK THAT PAPER!!!

STAY VIGILANT IN 2012!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447164)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Startling Twisted Stag Film

180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cruise control cool poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447421)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444409)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Cracking Blathering Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445516)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Diverse nibblets

you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz.

Inspiring.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447291)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447333)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: dull theater stage dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447588)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Underhanded resort

What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-Profit University as supplemental income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452088)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Obsidian High-end Coldplay Fan Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT HARD CURRENCY AND DOESNT GET YOU LOCKED UP IS FAIR GAME!!!

IF YOU GOT TIME AND THEY GOT DOLLAZ THEN MAKE THE TRADE!!!

PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454454)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Underhanded resort

"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!"

DESCRIBE

Because I am fighting my guilty conscience every time I cash one of their checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455120)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTHBREATHING STUDENTS IN YOUR COURSE TO COFFEE, ASKING THEM ABOUT THEIR CAREER AND LIFE GOALS, AND NUDGING THEM ALONG A PATH THAT WILL BE FAR LESS DAMAGING TO THEIR FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL HEALTH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455952)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457702)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Filthy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454389)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Saffron Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455126)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Puce out-of-control area party of the first part

hi hahaurfucked!

wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be writing about me in 4 years!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457646)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: insanely creepy curious dog poop

u'll need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457656)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Puce out-of-control area party of the first part

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457680)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!!

GET DAT ROAD AND STACK DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457777)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: well-lubricated federal love of her life hospital

Holy Fucking Shit.

I have not laughed this heartily or this consistently at a poast in YEARS.

180 BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457693)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457784)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated federal love of her life hospital

BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate

brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, brother. Keep fighting the good fight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457980)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:19 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SET FREE!!!

AS ALWAYS, SEND ALONG ANY AND ALL FRESH TALES OF WOE!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458037)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate

always, brother my brother!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467643)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: stimulating lilac house

*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458103)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

STREETS NEED ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21585127)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: hilarious giraffe

Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poaster here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458372)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Puce out-of-control area party of the first part

no hes awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21459263)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467203)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467333)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: Splenetic misanthropic factory reset button

I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate with a useless PhD in the humanities this year. It has taken her north of 5 years to get it. The only way she has been able to live is because my folks got loot. No loans no nothing. Her job prospects are terrible but it doesn't matter cuz my parents will provide for her. She just wants to be able to attend cocktail parties and start off sentences by saying oh while when i got my PhD from dat ivy league school....

My guess is she will never actually get a real job but just coast off my parents. It may not be fair, but life isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467691)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE HARD WORK AND SHREWD MONEY MANAGEMENT OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED FAGGOT STRIVER IS ACCEPTABLE!!!

FOR THE REST, IT IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470002)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: stirring base lettuce

A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard of. And she didn't have a tuition waiver and stipend?

sounds like BS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21480780)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Splenetic misanthropic factory reset button

I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipend but that doesn't cover living expenses (car, apartment, going out, etc). My folks paid her cell phone bill and everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21485472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: Abusive native antidepressant drug

180, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470055)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470075)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: galvanic tan toilet seat

HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boomer saharas of what used to be the american economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470093)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I WISH IT WERE NOT THE CASE BUT IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ANY DIFFERENTLY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470268)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: medicated misunderstood plaza

HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a major role in my decision. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470101)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND IMPOTENT BLEATING BRINGS ME GREAT JOY!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED IN WHATEVER PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY VIGILANT!!! YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RISE WILL COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470284)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: Khaki gay wizard school cafeteria

"impotent bleating" = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809191)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Exhilarant Azn

thread title is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ADJUNCT PROFESSOR "LIFESTYLE"!!!

THE TRUTH IS SHOCKING!!!

LINK BELOW BROTHER!!!

http://lsd.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1323569&mc=89&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3cf130ce0df27de391e32ebb54ca1039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470345)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: thriller carmine temple

ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255166)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 12:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21479429)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: multi-colored state indirect expression

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!!!

I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO TOMORROW!!!

LET THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND BE A REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD BE TEMPTED BY FAGGOT STRIVERY!!! NO MAN NOT BORN TO THE MANOR RISES WITHOUT TOIL, DETERMINATION AND HUMILITY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21483698)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: vigorous pozpig indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080366)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: floppy aqua organic girlfriend cuckold

so much win in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655865)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: pearly office

I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655952)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Erotic olive partner

*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize for this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809297)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Seedy Church Building Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796435)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: drunken step-uncle's house

this is the greatest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22821661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring carnelian kitty gas station

Got my hopes up he was back.

I never would have gotten hooked on this shitbort if not for HHUF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796464)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Seedy Church Building Main People

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796470)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring carnelian kitty gas station

As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be the GOAT for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804861)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: contagious startled dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796485)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: twinkling haunting stead coffee pot

THE BEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804685)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Aromatic copper faggotry

Wow, this thread will save my life. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804942)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Adventurous Jade Pit Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26840745)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Smoky location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844784)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: translucent dashing hell hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27013490)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: bespoke hyperactive locus

It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so glad I saw the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27014427)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed disrespectful associate

FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028314)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: metal brindle home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028319)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: domesticated corner half-breed

Still one of the GOAT threads of xo

happy new year, faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27029838)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Violent scarlet new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27030063)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Violent scarlet new version

never forget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255044)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: impertinent frisky friendly grandma kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255110)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: razzle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321317)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: metal brindle home

every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (especially those who have returned to school in their 30s) wants a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321331)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: thriller carmine temple

Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27807113)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: internet-worthy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28433176)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: thriller carmine temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804664)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Awkward poppy roast beef address

OP still my GOAT poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804736)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly dysfunction

poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804805)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Awkward poppy roast beef address

I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, for the fuck we know, may be HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804943)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly dysfunction

i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but depends on how much he poasted before his infamous poast and how shock value counts for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804953)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Awkward poppy roast beef address

I forget his debacle. fuaaaark.

btw...I still refer to JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS IRL. At one point, he linked to doods doing hindu squats and jumping jacks in hard hats in Japan as a reference. it's lols me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804961)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly dysfunction

i missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804965)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Mewling Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080392)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Frum piazza patrolman

*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28805259)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Dark Sickened Macaca Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722922)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: charcoal haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28995197)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: vigorous pozpig indian lodge

poasting has an opportunity cost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29721772)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: appetizing theater

his words echo through eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722731)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: vigorous pozpig indian lodge



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: Pontificating supple dilemma

I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722688)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: bossy mentally impaired trailer park electric furnace

'tis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722718)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: umber potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30263874)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: chestnut ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30264435)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: arrogant bateful ticket booth

Please cum back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30264454)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged trip immigrant

x2 - loved this poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080681)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: bipolar canary hissy fit chapel

All time great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080760)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: crimson goyim church

it was Don Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080758)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:06 AM
Author: Mewling Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254066)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:15 AM
Author: Insane Gay Police Squad Menage

damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archived thread for a sec. amazing there are some bumpable HAHAURFUCKED threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254071)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: Mewling Theatre

He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often but aside from 2-3 beautiful vicious takedowns it was all a big tease :(

If not for HHUF threads I would have left XO after a few visits in 2011 and never looked back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254080)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: motley locale international law enforcement agency

poasting has an opportunity cost, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318594)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: flushed insecure double fault

lmao adjuncts you're all going to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254083)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: Diverse nibblets

HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help guide us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254144)



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Date: June 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: domesticated corner half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#33506524)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: pea-brained ivory turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34099461)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Clear range nowag

can't stop laughing at this thread

truly incredible scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34099472)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Mewling Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317000)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Sapphire Heaven Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317626)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Histrionic purple national security agency

HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317937)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: cocky parlour

his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT POTUS still imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317959)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: Abnormal Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#35504271)



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Date: August 2nd, 2023 2:59 AM
Author: Adventurous Jade Pit Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#46619639)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Snowy soul-stirring public bath

2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318174)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Clear range nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935034)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: thriller carmine temple

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935044)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: domesticated corner half-breed

Holy fuck lmao

Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low monthly nut to cover. Passive income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935081)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: chestnut ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39705146)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: vibrant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#35504269)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: thriller carmine temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#36573567)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: bipolar canary hissy fit chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38474463)



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Clear range nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38584207)



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: impertinent frisky friendly grandma kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38584214)



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Date: August 1st, 2019 12:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser stage

Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin dat paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38621045)



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Date: August 25th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: irradiated sinister point deer antler

Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this thread. It has helped me tremendously over the years. TY, HHUF, wherever you are. TYVM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38740584)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: light electric cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38987026)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Submissive Vermilion French Chef Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39703201)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Chest-beating Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39703309)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: Orange whorehouse fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39705138)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: Pale Business Firm Becky



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: jet-lagged trip immigrant



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged trip immigrant



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Date: December 7th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: flickering regret rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#41503917)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: pearl razzmatazz depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#42594597)



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Date: December 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: pearl razzmatazz depressive



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Passionate fluffy hall



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: arousing set

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#44144772)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: Transparent Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45760860)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: amber razzle-dazzle institution hairy legs

I love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45760931)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Transparent Yarmulke

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761407)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Transparent Yarmulke

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761409)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: exciting center

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761412)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 5:46 PM
Author: Transparent Yarmulke



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