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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Are you a top or bottom?
The Incredible Biz Markie
  06/29/05
WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doe...
The Incredible Biz Markie
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHE...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
You're fat.
The Incredible Biz Markie
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIG...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Damn. A+
The Incredible Biz Markie
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!! I A...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
180
WeeTodded
  06/29/05
Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?
LeeAtwater
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRI...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
180
Luke_Schenscher_has_a_posse
  06/29/05
...
mixolydia
  06/29/05
Yes, I laughed out loud
RenadaDeshada
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
I just got you confused with a different poster. Are you ...
RenadaDeshada
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good...
ok
  06/29/05
...I am a grocery bag...
chupadero
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER T...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
more feces is rolling in his grave.
Mr. Erin Andrews
  06/29/05
It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.
J.
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
This is the best thread in months.
ok
  06/29/05
May I have some ice cream?
pretzel
  06/29/05
he is NOT a freezer
RenadaDeshada
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!! ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I C...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
There's never anything worth eating here.
chupadero
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, c...
LeeAtwater
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
"REFRIGATORIAL" Always worth a bump.
Lysander Spooner
  06/21/08
This is the best schtick in ages. The part about the plas...
Luke_Schenscher_has_a_posse
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sod...
Luke_Schenscher_has_a_posse
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refr...
Luke_Schenscher_has_a_posse
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!! ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs. I shop at Foo...
Luke_Schenscher_has_a_posse
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT Y...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
180. Really well-played so far.
StabbyMcLawyer
  06/29/05
Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long ...
ok
  06/29/05
This is a very prestigious thread. Very creative. Reminds...
fuhckd
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeli...
ok
  06/29/05
Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decided...
LeeAtwater
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINU...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
191
The Incredible Biz Markie
  06/29/05
This is my favorite.
Tristram
  06/29/05
That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giv...
futurejacoby
  06/29/05
You've just inspired me to write a children's book about thi...
Tristram
  06/30/05
I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't ...
sealclubber
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
likewise.
_____________________
  06/29/05
Outstanding thread. A++
Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!
  06/29/05
best thread all day.
jakki
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! IF YOU FIN...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. T...
Fortunata
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true whi...
ok
  06/29/05
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up? My breaker got tri...
ok
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and ...
ok
  06/29/05
This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time...
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  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CON...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you b...
StabbyMcLawyer
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!! ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers c...
LeeAtwater
  06/29/05
hahaha.
ok
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator a...
LeeAtwater
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH...
lsatdude
  06/30/05
this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw
lonestar
  07/23/05
A truly prestigious thread. I'm sorry about the time I wa...
LeiTTTer
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!! I...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Bastard. What is your favorite food to have stored inside...
LeiTTTer
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL T...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?
LeiTTTer
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could free...
LeiTTTer
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!! ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
STFU YOU FOOL I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK ...
FratStud2B
  06/29/05
Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
I thought your shit was funny as well AC
futurejacoby
  06/29/05
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
Agreed. Well done 'fridge.
futurejacoby
  06/29/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTE...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/29/05
180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 ...
Penguin
  06/29/05
I agree
Jay Sherman (now with more DRAGON WAR)
  06/29/05
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of...
tacos
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!!! MY TEMPER...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has...
tacos
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!! ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*
tacos
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! *BURP* WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my ...
LeeAtwater
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DO...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
hahahahahahaha
ok
  07/02/05
The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is s...
Remember Sniglets? I do.
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
Oh...My...God. One...Fucking...Eighty.
Fuck Law School
  06/30/05
Um, thanks. Some people can't even pretend to be a refr...
Remember Sniglets? I do.
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.
Tristram
  06/30/05
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS I...
.... ... ....,..... ... .... ...,... ...
  07/01/05
Just to be the 100th post.
The Incredible Biz Markie
  06/30/05
Shameless bump
Pedicabo Vos
  07/19/05
Credited.
The Incredible Biz Markie
  07/19/05
How often should I clean you?
Fortunata
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!! ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
Your thoughts on baking soda?
The Incredible Biz Markie
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT F...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Th...
The Incredible Biz Markie
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERREL...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
This might be my favorite post in the thread.
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  07/19/08
Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?
Tony Flags
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!!! WOOOOOSH!!...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you ...
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  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NA...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.
ok
  07/02/05
...
Calm
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!! Y...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
...
Calm
  06/30/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HE...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  06/30/05
i offically love this thread.
jakki
  07/01/05
...
Calm
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY T...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/01/05
The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way f...
Penguin
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KI...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/01/05
Great thread.
egress
  07/01/05
...
Calm
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO ...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/01/05
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that i...
nochargeinny
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACU...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/01/05
Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshi...
Fortunata
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT TH...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/01/05
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which...
nochargeinny
  07/01/05
You one cold brotha
WeeTodd
  07/01/05
Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds o...
Harry Nutsczak
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE T...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/01/05
...
Calm
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEO...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/01/05
...
Calm
  07/01/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER,...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/01/05
...
Calm
  07/01/05
Got any good 4th of July leftovers?
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  07/05/05
bump.
|
  07/08/05
i still love this post.
jakki
  07/17/05
wow. I laughed so hard I cried.
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  07/17/05
i peed a little.
boredmedgirl
  07/17/05
This was Tim V. Stim, right?
chupadero
  07/17/05
I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.
Fuck Law School
  07/23/05
HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved ...
Jim S. Adler
  07/23/05
how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.
honk if you are nigger
  07/23/05
not sure, but glad I did.
Jim S. Adler
  07/23/05
Hi lolz
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  09/23/07
lots of group think in this thread
Foomanchu
  07/23/05
insight
Puddy
  07/23/05
i didnt think it wasw very good.
Euphronius
  07/23/05
well then you fuckin suck.
beanie boy
  10/11/05
Hi REFRIGERATOR, Have you seen the movie "Requiem fo...
This name will be used on all future posts you mak
  07/23/05
wooosh
This name will be used on all future posts you mak
  07/23/05
I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter i...
elSmileo
  07/23/05
WOOSH!
This name will be used on all future posts you mak
  07/27/05
WOOOOOOSH!!!
WBA
  07/27/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH P...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/27/05
Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night ...
WBA
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WH...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/28/05
...
Britney Spears
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!! WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CA...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/28/05
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVERYBODY...
TOSHI
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LES...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/28/05
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING! I PRACTICE MY ENGLIS...
TOSHI
  07/28/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!! IF YO...
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  07/28/05
*HIGH FIVE*
TOSHI
  07/28/05
Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large ap...
ursula is a rancid twat
  07/28/05
It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.
Pedicabo Vos
  07/28/05
But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ia...
ursula is a rancid twat
  07/28/05
It's all that Toshi's fault.
Pedicabo Vos
  07/28/05
Always so quick to blame the Japs.
ursula is a rancid twat
  07/28/05
<sigh>
Pedicabo Vos
  07/28/05
<atomic bomb>
ursula is a rancid twat
  07/28/05
I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole tak...
Melungeon
  07/28/05
Interesting take. We'll see if he can redeem himself. St...
ursula is a rancid twat
  07/28/05
I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the ton...
Pedicabo Vos
  07/28/05
OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARE...
TOSHI
  07/28/05
God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.
Melungeon
  07/28/05
Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a whi...
radiohed
  08/24/05
please read more carefully, the color is established
fulano
  08/24/05
He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agr...
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  08/24/05
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! INCORRECT!!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
  08/24/05
he said "better if it is an avocado" not "bet...
fulano
  08/24/05
Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.
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  08/24/05
Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration da...
fulano
  08/24/05
I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglect...
pretzel
  08/24/05
I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mes...
is
  09/06/05
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electric...
NU2006
  09/06/05
We gotta move these...refrigerators, we gotta move these...
The Incredible Biz Markie
  09/06/05
Bump for remembrance.
Rachael Ray
  09/26/05
bump
Done and done
  10/11/05
Classic.
89.0chicksserved
  10/11/05
...
noncuratlexus
  10/11/05
bump *cries*
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  10/11/05
...
Pres.-Elect George Allen, R.I.P.
  10/21/05
bump for sheer brilliance.
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  10/21/05
Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly...
AlitoistSnob
  10/31/05
You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT...
bates_master
  10/31/05
i bet people need to use this computer
....... ....... ............ ..... ........
  11/01/05
Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Again!
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Big money big money no whammies no whammies!
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Me gusta.
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Keeping the dream alive.
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Nigger.
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Affirmed.
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Reversed. Oh shit.
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Cert. denied!
AlitoistSnob
  11/17/05
Drunk again.
AlitoistSnob
  11/21/05
...
Britney Spears
  12/04/05
HAHAHAHAHA
sodium floride
  12/08/05
This must be the best thread Iíve ever seen.
spork
  12/22/05
Never forget.
Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!
  01/16/06
Bump for a slow night.
Pedicabo Vos
  01/17/06
Monday bump.
Fortunata
  01/23/06
Still around
Melanie Wilkes
  01/25/06
i still love this thread.
jakki
  01/25/06
Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?
Winnie Cooper
  01/25/06
Seeing this broad a tear to my eye. *wipe*
j.c.m
  01/25/06
Bump
j.c.m
  01/28/06
this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd me...
Monsieur_Vache
  01/28/06
Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!
Pedicabo Vos
  01/28/06
Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo
This name will be used on all future posts you mak
  03/01/06
fuck i still love this thread
j.c.m
  02/01/06
Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate...
j.c.m
  02/17/06
P3n15
Guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the floor
  03/01/06
2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious...
undeniable
  03/01/06
sweep, sweep, sweep...
misguided janitor
  03/01/06
bump
TTTforME
  03/10/06
nah
Megaman1038
  03/26/06
why was this funny?
Howard Stern
  06/18/06
I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Freezer
  06/18/06
Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what o...
Megaman1038
  07/19/06
bump
j.c.m
  06/28/06
...
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  07/11/06
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
Sir Isaac Lime
  10/03/06
bump for goodness
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  10/13/06
bump again
David Carr
  10/13/06
ugh
burntnorton
  10/13/06
Truly Wooshtastic!
whitegrapejuice
  10/27/06
best xoxo thread EVER.
brite1
  10/27/06
ty ty ty
Freezer
  10/27/06
most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.
.... ............. .. ...........
  10/27/06
bitter much?
brite1
  10/27/06
Incorrect.
......,.........,...........
  10/27/06
This is the TITCR.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  09/28/07
I love this thread.
QueCat
  11/26/06
Greatest schtick ever.
radiohed
  12/01/06
In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...
TTT14
  02/04/07
hoooray
pingvin
  02/04/07
I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon fa...
honk if you are nigger
  02/04/07
119. Never post here again. Recommendation: Kill self. ...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  09/30/07
Bump for Washington Post.
(Retired) David Geffen
  03/07/07
Well done sir.
Whamo
  03/07/07
Rebump
Extreme Fajitas
  03/07/07
Bump for general-wooshiness.
whitegrapejuice
  03/27/07
ty, one of my favorites.
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  03/27/07
Oldie but a goodie.
Lord Psycholomort
  04/12/07
I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not...
Americanski
  04/12/07
press bump
APAH
  04/18/07
finals bump
TTTforME
  05/02/07
hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it. this...
adalia
  05/03/07
...
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
  05/03/07
There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in ...
MrJackson
  05/03/07
this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on au...
Crimson Staff Writer
  05/03/07
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.
.....,.....,......,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,.,.,.,,,,
  05/03/07
win
[...]
  05/14/07
...
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  06/18/07
this guy is silly
george michael
  07/12/07
...
[...]
  07/27/07
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts???? xoxo peopl...
2331223312212231
  07/27/07
Bump b/c of recent mention...
HuhWhat
  08/22/07
This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters
YourlocalDJ
  08/22/07
"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate ...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  09/30/07
bump
Bi Bim Bop
  10/15/07
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231...
bears
  11/29/07
fail
Vern
  11/29/07
bump
Screeching Weasel
  02/13/08
http://www.reputationdefender.com/
arnold schwarzenigga
  03/05/08
never forget!
please dont let she lose
  03/29/08
~~thread necromancy warning~~ *This Thread is More Than 2...
§w33TbAb7
  03/29/08
Never forget
Levi-Civita symbol
  04/09/08
bumpedy bumpedy
Fantastico
  06/21/08
Yeah.
froodfrood
  07/19/08
*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*
primefactor
  07/19/08
whoooooooooooooooooosh!
Awesom-O
  11/13/08
wow i really missed out on this one
He\'s the SCAT MAN
  11/13/08
I am honored to make the 300th post ITT
ESPECIALLY IN THIS ECONOMY
  11/13/08
So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy ...
duston
  11/13/08
I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, ...
Take a letter, Maria.
  11/13/08
Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler
Lord Daftwager
  11/13/08
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
Bozonian
  11/13/08


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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

WOOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie (ícause these bitches all up in my shit)

Are you a top or bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142597)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142608)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie (ícause these bitches all up in my shit)

The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142641)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142648)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie (ícause these bitches all up in my shit)

You're fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142695)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!

PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142723)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie (ícause these bitches all up in my shit)

Damn. A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142772)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!

I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142844)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: WeeTodded

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143290)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: LeeAtwater

Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142718)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!

I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142733)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142782)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: mixolydia
Subject: yay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142966)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: RenadaDeshada (It don't matta , just don't bite it!)

Yes, I laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142618)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!

PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142629)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: RenadaDeshada (It don't matta , just don't bite it!)

I just got you confused with a different poster.

Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142654)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142672)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: ok

I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143124)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: chupadero

...I am a grocery bag...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142676)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!

YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142690)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Mr. Erin Andrews

more feces is rolling in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142683)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: J. (Well I ain't evil, I'm just good looking)

It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142685)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142697)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: ok

This is the best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143133)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: pretzel

May I have some ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142693)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:45 PM
Author: RenadaDeshada (It don't matta , just don't bite it!)

he is NOT a freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142704)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!

THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!

YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!

YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142706)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!

YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!

YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142714)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: chupadero

There's never anything worth eating here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142762)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!

ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142807)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: LeeAtwater

Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142748)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!

CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!

MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142760)





Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM
Author: Lysander Spooner

"REFRIGATORIAL"

Always worth a bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911560)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM


This is the best schtick in ages.

The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142754)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!

GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142783)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM


do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142796)





Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!

ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!

REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142829)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM


I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142862)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!

WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142882)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM


Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.

I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.

edit: and I live with my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142891)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!

NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142981)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: StabbyMcLawyer (Jaun Non-Juniusponds)

180.

Really well-played so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143156)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: ok

Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143146)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: fuhckd

This is a very prestigious thread.

Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142861)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!

THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!

ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142896)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: ok

Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.

edit: And gays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143165)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: LeeAtwater

Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142865)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!

I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!

THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!

THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!

YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142929)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie (ícause these bitches all up in my shit)

191

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143131)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Tristram

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145939)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: futurejacoby

That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145984)





Date: June 30th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: Tristram

You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149732)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: sealclubber

I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142886)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!

PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142909)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: _____________________

likewise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143151)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM
Author: Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!

Outstanding thread. A++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142901)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: jakki

best thread all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142926)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!

YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!

WOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142965)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:18 PM
Author: Fortunata

I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143033)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!

IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!

IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143093)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: ok

hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143179)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: ok

Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?

My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143108)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!

INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143134)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: ok

No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143197)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: |

This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.

I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143155)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!

THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!

THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143187)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: StabbyMcLawyer (Jaun Non-Juniusponds)

Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.

What gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143173)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!

I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!

ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143199)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: LeeAtwater

REFRIGERATOR:

Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143194)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: ok

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143206)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!

I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!

YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143223)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: LeeAtwater

Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143244)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!

I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143488)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: lsatdude

OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"

Inspired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150646)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 7:17 PM
Author: lonestar (and one very fat colonel who called me a ... cheeky fellow)

this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389873)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: LeiTTTer (Cookies are kind of like cake jerky)

A truly prestigious thread.

I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143210)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!

I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143233)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: LeiTTTer (Cookies are kind of like cake jerky)

Bastard.

What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143259)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!

DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143390)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: LeiTTTer (Cookies are kind of like cake jerky)

also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143225)





Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!

ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143248)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: LeiTTTer (Cookies are kind of like cake jerky)

if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143498)





Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!

MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!

IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143592)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: FratStud2B

STFU YOU FOOL

I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE

WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145949)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145976)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: futurejacoby

I thought your shit was funny as well AC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146022)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).

Also, air conditioners do not clean a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146028)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: futurejacoby

Agreed.

Well done 'fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146048)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146121)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Penguin (vrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooom vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooom )

180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145955)





Date: June 29th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: Jay Sherman (now with more DRAGON WAR)

I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3147792)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: tacos

This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.

By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149935)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!

THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!

NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!

WOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149990)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: tacos

The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150064)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!

I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150103)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:41 AM
Author: tacos

*swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150117)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

*BURP*

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150126)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:28 AM
Author: LeeAtwater

In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150019)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150068)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:07 PM
Author: ok

hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171181)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Remember Sniglets? I do.

The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150124)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!

SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150173)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM
Author: Fuck Law School

Oh...My...God.

One...Fucking...Eighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150182)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM
Author: Remember Sniglets? I do.

Um, thanks.

Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150585)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!

NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150644)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: Tristram

I changed my mind. This is my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151156)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: .... ... ....,..... ... .... ...,... ...

"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"

One of my favorite lines on the board ever.

"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"

Outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159934)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie (ícause these bitches all up in my shit)

Just to be the 100th post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150179)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: Pedicabo Vos

Shameless bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341047)





Date: July 19th, 2005 12:51 AM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341121)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Fortunata

How often should I clean you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150201)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!

JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150234)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie (ícause these bitches all up in my shit)

Your thoughts on baking soda?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150210)





Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!

IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!

IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150260)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie (ícause these bitches all up in my shit)

Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150278)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!

TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150425)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:08 PM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress

This might be my favorite post in the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988648)





Date: June 30th, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Tony Flags

Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151171)





Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153128)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: |

Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153687)





Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!

THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!

THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!

WOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3154178)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:09 PM
Author: ok

hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171206)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Calm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153734)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157393)





Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Calm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153737)





Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!

I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!

WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157341)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:46 AM
Author: jakki

i offically love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159878)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:48 AM
Author: Calm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159888)





Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!

WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!

FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!

THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160466)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:58 AM
Author: Penguin (vrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooom vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooom )

The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159930)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!

I HAVE NOT!!!!

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!

I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162574)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:41 AM
Author: egress

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160198)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:31 AM
Author: Calm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160687)





Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!

YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160811)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM
Author: nochargeinny

i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.

in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.

soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.

(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161042)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!

VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!

I AM VERY COLD!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162444)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: Fortunata

Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162499)





Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!

ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162541)





Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM
Author: nochargeinny

i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.

i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.

i am not british.

you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.

you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3163266)





Date: July 1st, 2005 11:25 AM
Author: WeeTodd

You one cold brotha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161058)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:22 PM
Author: Harry Nutsczak ("Courage is being scared to death -- and saddling up anyway.")

Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162870)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!

I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!

NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162882)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Calm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162920)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!

I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162963)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Calm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162924)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!

I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162979)





Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Calm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162927)





Date: July 5th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: |

Got any good 4th of July leftovers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3197798)





Date: July 8th, 2005 11:29 AM
Author: |

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3223430)





Date: July 17th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: jakki

i still love this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322844)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress (the artist formerly known as jcm)

wow.

I laughed so hard I cried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322910)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: boredmedgirl

i peed a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323082)





Date: July 17th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: chupadero

This was Tim V. Stim, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323006)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: Fuck Law School

I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386552)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)

HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386548)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM
Author: honk if you are nigger

how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386554)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM
Author: Jim S. Adler (UTAdler@gmail.com)

not sure, but glad I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388567)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:48 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Hi lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8678970)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:11 PM
Author: Foomanchu

lots of group think in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388640)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Puddy

insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388643)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM
Author: Euphronius (me so litigious)

i didnt think it wasw very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388644)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: beanie boy

well then you fuckin suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019717)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak

Hi REFRIGERATOR,

Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?

BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389430)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak

wooosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3390759)





Date: July 23rd, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: elSmileo

I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3391193)





Date: July 27th, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak

WOOSH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3428924)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: WBA (18th century Englifh has returned!)

WOOOOOOSH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429558)





Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429576)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:38 AM
Author: WBA (18th century Englifh has returned!)

Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3430044)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3431992)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: Britney Spears



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432040)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!

YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!

WOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432092)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM
Author: TOSHI

HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!

HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432041)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!

WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!

WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432071)





Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: TOSHI

HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!

I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432104)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!

IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!

WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432148)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: TOSHI

*HIGH FIVE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432182)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: ursula is a rancid twat (When you turn out the lights, I have to hand it to me.)

Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432202)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:13 AM
Author: Pedicabo Vos

It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432205)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:45 AM
Author: ursula is a rancid twat (When you turn out the lights, I have to hand it to me.)

But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432406)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:46 AM
Author: Pedicabo Vos

It's all that Toshi's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432412)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:48 AM
Author: ursula is a rancid twat (When you turn out the lights, I have to hand it to me.)

Always so quick to blame the Japs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432420)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Pedicabo Vos

<sigh>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432429)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:53 AM
Author: ursula is a rancid twat (When you turn out the lights, I have to hand it to me.)

<atomic bomb>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432461)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Melungeon

I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432439)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: ursula is a rancid twat (When you turn out the lights, I have to hand it to me.)

Interesting take.

We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432456)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:55 AM
Author: Pedicabo Vos

I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432478)





Date: July 28th, 2005 11:57 AM
Author: TOSHI

OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432496)





Date: July 28th, 2005 12:00 PM
Author: Melungeon

God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432518)





Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM
Author: radiohed (Wassamatta U. '06)

Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.

It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665190)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:56 AM
Author: fulano

please read more carefully, the color is established

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665517)





Date: August 24th, 2005 8:57 AM
Author: |

He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665520)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM
Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR

I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!

INCORRECT!!!!

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665531)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:04 AM
Author: fulano

he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665532)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:06 AM
Author: |

Correct use of the subjunctive = credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665536)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:11 AM
Author: fulano

Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665545)





Date: August 24th, 2005 9:13 AM
Author: pretzel (mmm.salty@hotmail.com)

I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665548)





Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: is

I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759214)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM
Author: NU2006

Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!

It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.

--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759266)





Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: The Incredible Biz Markie

We gotta move these...refrigerators,

we gotta move these color tv's...........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759534)





Date: September 26th, 2005 1:07 AM
Author: Rachael Ray

Bump for remembrance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3906403)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:07 AM
Author: Done and done

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019388)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: 89.0chicksserved

Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019479)





Date: October 11th, 2005 12:55 AM
Author: noncuratlexus
Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019774)





Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress

bump

*cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4024953)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: Pres.-Elect George Allen, R.I.P.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099932)





Date: October 21st, 2005 10:30 AM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress

bump for sheer brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099954)





Date: October 31st, 2005 12:52 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4176729)





Date: October 31st, 2005 2:06 AM
Author: bates_master

You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4177078)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:09 AM
Author: ....... ....... ............ ..... ........

i bet people need to use this computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4185775)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312311)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:40 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312660)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:42 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Big money big money no whammies no whammies!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312691)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:53 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Me gusta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312791)





Date: November 17th, 2005 12:59 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Keeping the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312855)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:15 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313046)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Affirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313145)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:30 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Reversed. Oh shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313175)





Date: November 17th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Cert. denied!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313200)





Date: November 21st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: AlitoistSnob

Drunk again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4346072)





Date: December 4th, 2005 2:42 PM
Author: Britney Spears



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4458644)





Date: December 8th, 2005 12:33 AM
Author: sodium floride

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4494429)





Date: December 22nd, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: spork (Hey kid! I'm a computer!)

This must be the best thread Iíve ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4639744)





Date: January 16th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4836550)





Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Pedicabo Vos

Bump for a slow night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4837913)





Date: January 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: Fortunata

Monday bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4892352)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Melanie Wilkes (Misandry rating 200)

Still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907658)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:03 PM
Author: jakki (one day i'll think of something to put here)

i still love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907685)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Winnie Cooper

Are you sure that you aren't Michigan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907768)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM
Author: j.c.m

Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.

*wipe*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907875)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: j.c.m

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933769)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Monsieur_Vache

this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933817)





Date: January 28th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Pedicabo Vos

Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933843)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak (bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla)

Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214342)





Date: February 1st, 2006 8:26 PM
Author: j.c.m

fuck i still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4969641)





Date: February 17th, 2006 7:41 AM
Author: j.c.m (Prestige = having own std line... ChlamydiartsypherpesUPERAIDS)

Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5110977)





Date: March 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the floor

P3n15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214108)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: undeniable

2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214275)





Date: March 1st, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: misguided janitor

sweep, sweep, sweep...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214308)





Date: March 10th, 2006 11:26 AM
Author: TTTforME
Subject: bump

if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5299691)





Date: March 26th, 2006 9:10 AM
Author: Megaman1038

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5429018)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Howard Stern

why was this funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015439)





Date: June 18th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Freezer

I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015447)





Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM
Author: Megaman1038

Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?

And what of the oven? She was hot.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6247856)





Date: June 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: j.c.m (so you've caught the ghey. )

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6095333)





Date: July 11th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: ...........,.....,....... ("As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.")




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6183506)





Date: October 3rd, 2006 4:31 AM
Author: Sir Isaac Lime

WOOOOOSH!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6720140)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress (the artist formerly known as jcm)

bump for goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783055)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: David Carr (Highest QB rating in the NFL)

bump again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783085)





Date: October 13th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: burntnorton (to denounce the evils of truth and love)

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783096)





Date: October 27th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: whitegrapejuice

Truly Wooshtastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6870689)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: brite1

best xoxo thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872840)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Freezer

ty ty ty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872857)





Date: October 27th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: .... ............. .. ...........

most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872873)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: brite1

bitter much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872963)





Date: October 27th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: ......,.........,........... (mommy didn't want me:-()


Incorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872975)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

This is the TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8698810)





Date: November 26th, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: QueCat

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7069460)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:43 PM
Author: radiohed (Wassamatta U. '06)

Greatest schtick ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7112385)





Date: February 4th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: TTT14

In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544222)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: pingvin (it's good to be a catfish)

hoooray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544712)





Date: February 4th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: honk if you are nigger

I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544838)





Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

119. Never post here again.

Recommendation: Kill self.

ywia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711375)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: (Retired) David Geffen

Bump for Washington Post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720429)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine)

Well done sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720438)





Date: March 7th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Extreme Fajitas (Captain of the HMS Status Quo)

Rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7721850)





Date: March 27th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: whitegrapejuice

Bump for general-wooshiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825939)





Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: .....,.....,......,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,.,.,.,,,, (one, two, three, no gravity)


ty, one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966)





Date: April 12th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: Lord Psycholomort

Oldie but a goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920355)





Date: April 12th, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Americanski (20,000 leagues under the median)

I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920851)





Date: April 18th, 2007 8:45 PM
Author: APAH

press bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7959338)





Date: May 2nd, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: TTTforME

finals bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052234)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: adalia

hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.

this thread is so shiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052311)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052345)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: MrJackson

There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052807)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: Crimson Staff Writer ( )

this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057145)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: .....,.....,......,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,.,.,.,,,, (my flame moniker)


I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151)





Date: May 14th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: [...]

win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8117381)





Date: June 18th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: ..........,,...........,................




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8270968)





Date: July 12th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: george michael (5 - 4 = unity)

this guy is silly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8374605)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: [...]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8441981)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: 2331223312212231

how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????

xoxo people are dumb...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8442103)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: HuhWhat

Bump b/c of recent mention...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546126)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 PM
Author: YourlocalDJ

This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546154)





Date: September 30th, 2007 9:24 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

"sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711160)





Date: October 15th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: Bi Bim Bop

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8773312)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: bears

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954525)





Date: November 29th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Vern

fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954532)





Date: February 13th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: Screeching Weasel

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9318152)





Date: March 5th, 2008 10:08 PM
Author: arnold schwarzenigga

http://www.reputationdefender.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9435607)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:24 AM
Author: please dont let she lose

never forget!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547866)





Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: §w33TbAb7

~~thread necromancy warning~~

*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547956)





Date: April 9th, 2008 9:22 PM
Author: Levi-Civita symbol (IM IN UR MATRICEEZ, CALCULATIN UR DETERMINANTZ)

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9603928)





Date: June 21st, 2008 9:45 PM
Author: Fantastico

bumpedy bumpedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911369)





Date: July 19th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: froodfrood

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988617)





Date: July 19th, 2008 12:30 PM
Author: primefactor

*stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988688)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:02 PM
Author: Awesom-O

whoooooooooooooooooosh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358271)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:11 PM
Author: He\'s the SCAT MAN

wow i really missed out on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358303)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:21 PM
Author: ESPECIALLY IN THIS ECONOMY

I am honored to make the 300th post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358349)





Date: November 13th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: duston

So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358413)





Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM
Author: Take a letter, Maria.

I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.

Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358847)





Date: November 13th, 2008 5:56 PM
Author: Lord Daftwager (Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler)

Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358587)





Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM
Author: Bozonian

I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612)