I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
WOOOOOOOOSH!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142648) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!
PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142723) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!
I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142844) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!
I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142733) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!
PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142629) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:41 PM Author: RenadaDeshada (It don't matta , just don't bite it!)
I just got you confused with a different poster.
Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142654) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142672) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!
YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142690) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142697) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!
THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!
YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!
YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142706) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!
YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!
YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142714) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!
ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142807) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!
CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!
MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142760) |
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Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM Author: Lysander Spooner
"REFRIGATORIAL"
Always worth a bump.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911560) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!
GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142783) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!
ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142829) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!
WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142882) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM Author: Luke_Schenscher_has_a_posse ("i'm well spoken, well groomed and well educated." -Valentine)
Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.
I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.
edit: and I live with my parents.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142891) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!
NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142981) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (Jaun Non-Juniusponds)
180.
Really well-played so far.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143156) |

Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: fuhckd
This is a very prestigious thread.
Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142861) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!
THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!
ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142896) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: ok
Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.
edit: And gays
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143165) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!
THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!
THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!
YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142929) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!
PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142909) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!
YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!
WOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142965) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!
IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!
IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143093) |

Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: ok
Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?
My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143108) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!
INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143134) |

Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: |
This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.
I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143155) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!
THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!
THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143187) |

Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (Jaun Non-Juniusponds)
Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.
What gives?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143173) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!
I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!
ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143199) |

Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: LeeAtwater
REFRIGERATOR:
Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143194) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!
I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!
YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!
YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143223) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!
I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143488) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: lsatdude
OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"
Inspired.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150646) |

Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: LeiTTTer (Cookies are kind of like cake jerky)
A truly prestigious thread.
I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143210) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!
I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143233) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: LeiTTTer (Cookies are kind of like cake jerky)
Bastard.
What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143259) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!
DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143390) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!
ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143248) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!
MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!
IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143592) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: FratStud2B
STFU YOU FOOL
I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE
WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145949) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).
Also, air conditioners do not clean a house.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146028) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: futurejacoby
Agreed.
Well done 'fridge.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146048) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146121) |

Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM Author: tacos
This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.
By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149935) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!
THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!
NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149990) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!
I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150103) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
*BURP*
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150126) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150068) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!
SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!
AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150173) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM Author: Fuck Law School
Oh...My...God.
One...Fucking...Eighty.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150182) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM Author: Remember Sniglets? I do.
Um, thanks.
Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150585) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!
NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150644)
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM Author: .... ... ....,..... ... .... ...,... ...
"I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"
One of my favorite lines on the board ever.
"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"
Outstanding.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159934) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!
JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150234) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!
IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!
IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150260) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!
TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150425) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153128) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!
THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!
THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!
WOOOOSH!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3154178) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157393) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!
I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!
WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3157341) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!
WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!
THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160466) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!
I HAVE NOT!!!!
I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!
I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162574) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!
YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160811) |

Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM Author: nochargeinny
i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.
in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.
soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.
(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161042) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!
VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162444) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!
ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162541)
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM Author: nochargeinny
i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.
i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.
i am not british.
you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.
you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3163266) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!
I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!
NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162882) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!
I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162963) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162979) |

Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM Author: Julius Caesar's Mistress (the artist formerly known as jcm)
wow.
I laughed so hard I cried.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322910) |

Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak
Hi REFRIGERATOR,
Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?
BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389430) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429576) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3431992) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!
YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432092) |

Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM Author: TOSHI
HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS!
HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432041) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!
WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!
WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432071) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM Author: TOSHI
HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!
I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:
THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432104) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!
IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432148) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: ursula is a rancid twat (When you turn out the lights, I have to hand it to me.)
Interesting take.
We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432456) |

Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM Author: radiohed (Wassamatta U. '06)
Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.
It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665190) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM Author: IAMAREFRIGERATOR
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
INCORRECT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665531) |

Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: is
I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759214)
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Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM Author: NU2006
Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!
It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.
--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759266) |

Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: The Incredible Biz Markie
We gotta move these...refrigerators,
we gotta move these color tv's...........
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3759534) |

Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Julius Caesar's Mistress
bump
*cries*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4024953) |

Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM Author: j.c.m
Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.
*wipe*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907875) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM Author: Megaman1038
Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore?
And what of the oven? She was hot.
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6247856) |
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Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it
119. Never post here again.
Recommendation: Kill self.
ywia
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711375) |
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Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM Author: .....,.....,......,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,.,.,.,,,, (one, two, three, no gravity)
ty, one of my favorites.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM Author: adalia
hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.
this thread is so shiny.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052311) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM Author: .....,.....,......,.,.,.,.,.,....,.,.,.,.,.,,,, (my flame moniker)
I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151) |

Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM Author: 2331223312212231
how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????
xoxo people are dumb...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8442103) |

Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM Author: §w33TbAb7
~~thread necromancy warning~~
*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547956) |

Date: November 13th, 2008 4:41 PM Author: duston
So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358413)
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Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM Author: Take a letter, Maria.
I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.
Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358847) |
Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM Author: Bozonian
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612) |
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