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Stupid Asians at work (evan39)

Putting crap in the microwave that stinks up the breakroom a...
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/16/13
pho is my favorite food
Stirring Halford
  10/16/13
Keep it at home, friend. Nobody wants to smell that shit!
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/16/13
I do. especially with a lot of cilantro yny
Stirring Halford
  10/16/13
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razzle beta home filthpig
  10/19/13
Why don't you rant more about faggots? They are some of the ...
blue self-centered marketing idea
  10/16/13
They can indeed be vile, but I've simply had it with all the...
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/16/13
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sooty base
  10/16/13
they are really repulsive
pungent theatre
  10/16/13
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blathering national sound barrier
  10/16/13
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bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
Seattle is a rough city to call home if the Azns get under y...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
I work in the suburbs. They are largely Asian-free.
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
Maybe the actual FOB crowd, but I feel like every fourth soc...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
I had a thread about Asian drivers recently.
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
Yeah I think I remember that. LOLed at the parallel parking ...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
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Judgmental nowag
  10/18/13
did you know that Seattle has the shortest direct flight tim...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
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diverse salmon faggot firefighter organic girlfriend
  10/18/13
Okay, I'm leaving this place.
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
i mean, if i were a rich chink buying a vacation house in th...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Why would you buy a "vacation" house on Mercer Isl...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
Probably talking about Bainbridge or something.
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
Yeah I figured. I just wanted to point out that he made that...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
your assumptions are lulzy. i've lived in Seattle.
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Sure thing. But let's skip back to how you overhead pres...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
yep, i'm just randomly making shit up, because living in Sea...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
I think I speak for the masses when I say none of us really ...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
huh? can you put that in plain English breh?
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
That wasn't working any better for you earlier.
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
(bitchmade tpd speaking in double negatives and using words ...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Look, I'm not one to really engage in too much the antagonis...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
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diverse salmon faggot firefighter organic girlfriend
  10/18/13
yeah, i mean the whole area, not just Seattle proper. th...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Yeah man totes. Just move out to Orcas Island and take the o...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
"Vacation house"
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Yes there is some islands with vacation houses and shit. Jus...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
i already said i meant the puget sound area, not Seattle pro...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
I don't know, have I made any really weak dick-based insults...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
(literal tpd neckbeard getting all ir8 in here)
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
You're right, I'm completely enraged! Where did you live ...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
Fremont.
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Where did you usually like to drink around your neighborhood...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
i was near 45th street, not too many bars there, usually wen...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
so you went to one bar in Ballard and an all ages rock club ...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
I used to shop at the QFC with the huge Wallingford sign.
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
Nice. I always kind of assume you work at QFC or a Safeway.
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
"one of the bars in Ballard". there are a bunch...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Relax little buddy. Your statement could very easily be unde...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
I don't remember the names to be honest. There is one that d...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Be very honest with me here, ok man? Did you just visit some...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
no, you retard. why would i make up a story about living in ...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Well, I don't know. You lived in Wallingford and apparently ...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
i lived on the left side of Aurora, so that's Fremont, not W...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
I see. I guess just when people say 45th they mean the huge ...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
*uvt in the fight of his life to string something together w...
rough-skinned degenerate
  10/18/13
yep, im using Yelp to make this up, which is exactly why i c...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
I can't distinguish Old Ballard and regular Ballard tbh. ...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Seriously man? So you always preferred to meander all the wa...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
Cal Anderson Park, actually. I'm bad with bar names breh,...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Well man, live there or not, I am sorry you seem to have mis...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
just because i liked chilling/playing ball at the park more ...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
One of my crushes lived in Fremont. He had the perfect body,...
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
I once saw Dan Savage do this funny riff on how a bunch of g...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
I absolutely despise that look. I'm seriously considering a ...
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
San Diego man. Dues are probably less of the aggressive quee...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
I've considered San Diego. One of my favorite gay porn studi...
bat-shit-crazy trip space associate
  10/18/13
Seattle guys are really not that good looking, too many tech...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
Seattle chicks are pretty fug compared to many other cities ...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
Yea, they like to go for the hippy Earth mother look or what...
Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
There is a happy medium. Women in Texas/the South/Mid-Atlant...
Violet Stock Car Sex Offender
  10/18/13
(Tom Wolfe)
diverse salmon faggot firefighter organic girlfriend
  10/18/13
lol...youre a gay republican.
Odious Dragon Laser Beams
  10/18/13
uvt got anally brutalized itt
Underhanded Embarrassed To The Bone Senate
  10/18/13
what else is new?
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  10/18/13
My Seattle Daze, Notes From The Emerald Empire (UVT) -Fly...
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  10/18/13
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Vivacious Hyperventilating Address
  10/18/13
crazy that someone's impression of you would be repetitive
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  10/19/13
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Date: October 16th, 2013 7:39 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

Putting crap in the microwave that stinks up the breakroom and smells like garbage. Contantly jabbering in their shit language. Upsetting customers with their poor grasp of English. Being rude and pushy.

WHY CAN'T WE SEND THESE FUCKING PEOPLE BACK TO CAMBODIA OR VIETNAM ALREADY? They are clearly sub-human and shouldn't even be in this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24243872)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 7:41 AM
Author: Stirring Halford

pho is my favorite food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24243877)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 7:42 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

Keep it at home, friend. Nobody wants to smell that shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24243879)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 7:42 AM
Author: Stirring Halford

I do. especially with a lot of cilantro yny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24243881)



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Date: October 19th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: razzle beta home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24261523)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 7:43 AM
Author: blue self-centered marketing idea

Why don't you rant more about faggots? They are some of the most vile, deviant people I've come across. Asians seem benign in comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24243883)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 7:47 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

They can indeed be vile, but I've simply had it with all the stupid Asians these days. Cot damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24243891)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 8:59 AM
Author: sooty base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24244011)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 9:03 AM
Author: pungent theatre

they are really repulsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24244022)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: blathering national sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24244048)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256412)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Seattle is a rough city to call home if the Azns get under your skin this badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256419)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

I work in the suburbs. They are largely Asian-free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256435)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Maybe the actual FOB crowd, but I feel like every fourth soccer mom out there is some Nutella clone aggressively cutting off traffic in a massive Lexus SUV while she yells into her phone, slanty eyes obscured by bugeye sunglasses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256443)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

I had a thread about Asian drivers recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256447)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Yeah I think I remember that. LOLed at the parallel parking stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256449)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 6:29 AM
Author: Judgmental nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256968)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:38 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

did you know that Seattle has the shortest direct flight time to Beijing of any city in the continental US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256465)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: diverse salmon faggot firefighter organic girlfriend

<>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256472)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

Okay, I'm leaving this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256476)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

i mean, if i were a rich chink buying a vacation house in the US, it would be on one of the islands in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256483)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Why would you buy a "vacation" house on Mercer Island? Or do you mean Puget Sound?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256488)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

Probably talking about Bainbridge or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256493)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Yeah I figured. I just wanted to point out that he made that statement but his only experience with Seattle is probably snapping a phone picture through the window as his Chinee escape flight banked away from SeaTac.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256499)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

your assumptions are lulzy. i've lived in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256510)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Sure thing.

But let's skip back to how you overhead pressed 160 lbs. the first time you ever tried because your shoulders were so fucking jacked from lap swimming.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256515)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:55 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

yep, i'm just randomly making shit up, because living in Seattle is something worth making up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256531)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:01 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

I think I speak for the masses when I say none of us really suspected that you have like a great quality filter or anything, believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256551)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:02 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

huh? can you put that in plain English breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256563)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:04 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

That wasn't working any better for you earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256573)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:05 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

(bitchmade tpd speaking in double negatives and using words like "filter" to try to sound smart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256577)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Look, I'm not one to really engage in too much the antagonism on here, but it's starting to seem to me like maybe you're mildly upset. Cool your jets little buddy. Would talking about your haircut help at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256600)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: diverse salmon faggot firefighter organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256842)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

yeah, i mean the whole area, not just Seattle proper.

there is a bunch of islands there too. whidbey and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256501)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:47 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Yeah man totes. Just move out to Orcas Island and take the old water taxi into the city every day. Credited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256509)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

"Vacation house"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256512)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Yes there is some islands with vacation houses and shit. Just not in Seattle. It's cool; the Engrish is probably getting a little rusty for you by this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256518)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

i already said i meant the puget sound area, not Seattle proper.

u seem pretty ir8 breh, tpd getting to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256542)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:02 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

I don't know, have I made any really weak dick-based insults yet? Let me know when I do, because then I will clearly be MAF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256561)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:04 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

(literal tpd neckbeard getting all ir8 in here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256574)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:04 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

You're right, I'm completely enraged!

Where did you live in Seattle and for how long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256575)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:05 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

Fremont.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256581)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Where did you usually like to drink around your neighborhood. Why did you live there for only one year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256594)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

i was near 45th street, not too many bars there, usually went to one of the bars in Ballard or the High Dive or whatever on 36th street.

work, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256611)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

so you went to one bar in Ballard and an all ages rock club during the entire year that you lived there?

Anyway so you actually lived in Wallingford. You can't take a piss outside without hitting a neighborhood bar in both areas, so I guess you just probably don't like to go out much. Fair enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256622)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

I used to shop at the QFC with the huge Wallingford sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256624)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Nice. I always kind of assume you work at QFC or a Safeway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256627)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

"one of the bars in Ballard".

there are a bunch of bars in Ballard right next to each other.

is English your 1st language breh?

There are NOT bars all over the place on 45th street. There are restaurants, but not bars. There is one wine bar, and some mexican themed bar, but not dive bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256628)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Relax little buddy. Your statement could very easily be understood as meaning a specific bar that cannot/did not name.

What Ballard bars did you enjoy and why? Why all the way over to Ballard instead of the many closer bars? There are tons of dives right along and on 45th. I got drunk at Kate's Pub last year and we walked to two other places I don't recall inside of a few minutes. That place is not that grimy, but it's a locals bar for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256657)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:32 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

I don't remember the names to be honest. There is one that doesn't have tables or food, and have a lot of live music events.

to be fair, I didn't really like any of them that much, they were only ok, so don't remember their names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256670)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Be very honest with me here, ok man? Did you just visit somebody there for a weekend? It's ok - I already salute you for keeping up the charade this long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256679)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

no, you retard. why would i make up a story about living in Seattle? it's not worth bragging about.

if i remembered all the names of the little bars, it would just be weird. they are non descript and not special, and had genetic names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256694)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:42 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Well, I don't know. You lived in Wallingford and apparently thought you lived in Fremont. You say that there were no bars anywhere near you even though there are a ton closer than Ballard. Fremont and Wallingford have some party ass bar blacks that are a lot of fun. Every Seattle neighborhood does. But even though you preferred going out in Ballard, you can't remember the name of any place you used to frequent.

I mean, don't all bars have lame genetic names to some extent? Your description of where you lived or an entire year sounds a lot more like someone talking about a place they hung out for a few days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256706)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

i lived on the left side of Aurora, so that's Fremont, not Wallingford. its just the very northern part of Fremont that borders Wallingford.

I didn't frequent any of those places, jfc. I didn't go to dive bars that often, and when i did go, i also went to some of the bars in Cap hill, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256725)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:56 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

I see. I guess just when people say 45th they mean the huge cental corridor in Wallingford, not the three blocks of mostly commercial stuff that is the Western half of 45th, but fair enough.

Anyway why did you prefer all the way up to Ballard over the four minute bus-ride to the shitshow down on 36th area? Did you go out mostly in Old Ballard or one of the other areas with a cluster of spots? I am only being general because you said you can't remember the name of any place you used to go to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256742)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: rough-skinned degenerate

*uvt in the fight of his life to string something together with google maps and yelp*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256771)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 3:43 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

yep, im using Yelp to make this up, which is exactly why i can't remember bar names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256823)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

I can't distinguish Old Ballard and regular Ballard tbh.

I had a car, and Ballard was easier to park than Fremont nea 36th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256793)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 3:53 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Seriously man? So you always preferred to meander all the way over to a different neighborhood that is notorious for clusterfuck parking on the weekends over basically a straight shot south from your house? I mean there are hills and stuff so fuck biking, but that's also an $8 cab ride or a few minutes on the bus. You could say the same but barely more for hitting the U district.

Capital Hill is cool although LOL at parking around there. Where did you like going to in Cap Hill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256838)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

Cal Anderson Park, actually.

I'm bad with bar names breh, but I remember something like Chop Suey, cuz it was offense to my Asian sensibilities.

Neighbor's was good for the lulz too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256864)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 4:25 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Well man, live there or not, I am sorry you seem to have missed out on the whole scene of a city that actually offers some very decent nightlife and neighborhood bar scenes. Getting shitfaced with the throngs of friendly fun-loving young Seattle wastoids on a drizzly Seattle night is kind of the whole point. At least I guess you once kind of got close to going out around Cap Hill even if it was just cruising the gay bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256883)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 6:20 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

just because i liked chilling/playing ball at the park more than getting shitfaced doesn't mean i never went out, jfc.

you are retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256964)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

One of my crushes lived in Fremont. He had the perfect body, just perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256604)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

I once saw Dan Savage do this funny riff on how a bunch of good looking young dudes move to Seattle from shitty ARE country all over the NW. They start out young and good looking. Then they get some standard Seattle tats. Then a modest piercing. Then a full sleeve of tats. Adopt a shitty greasy hairstyle. Spacers go in the ears. Then 50% of the torso and both arms are fully inked. Septum piercing.

Basically as a gay dude he was pissed that these strapping young bucks all showed up and the immediately got taken away by the lame faux gutterpunk shit that only really exists for fashion purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256613)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

I absolutely despise that look. I'm seriously considering a move to L.A. or Miami just to find hotter, fitter dudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256621)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

San Diego man. Dues are probably less of the aggressive queer types that you seem uninterested in. Just clean cut college grad bros selling real estate and getting fucked in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256625)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trip space associate

I've considered San Diego. One of my favorite gay porn studios is based down there. The guys are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256629)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

Seattle guys are really not that good looking, too many tech nerds from Microsoft, Amazon, T-Mobile, etc.

There are some cute, Scandinavian looking women though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256617)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Seattle chicks are pretty fug compared to many other cities that size. Too much beer and quasi-feminist ideology. Also granola culture. It's one of the only things I don't like about the city. They dress down and do that shit where the wear workout clothes/outwear 90% of the time they're not at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256636)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

Yea, they like to go for the hippy Earth mother look or whatever.

it works ok for some of them.

the glammed up gold digger whore look you see in places like Shanghai and Beijing gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256655)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

There is a happy medium. Women in Texas/the South/Mid-Atlantic usually know how to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256661)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 1:38 AM
Author: diverse salmon faggot firefighter organic girlfriend

(Tom Wolfe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256469)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Odious Dragon Laser Beams

lol...youre a gay republican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256782)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 9:20 AM
Author: Underhanded Embarrassed To The Bone Senate

uvt got anally brutalized itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24257266)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 9:24 AM
Author: pungent theatre

what else is new?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24257277)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 6:02 PM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

My Seattle Daze, Notes From The Emerald Empire (UVT)

-Flying in from Oakland on Thursday night for internship interview at Microsoft. Just another feather in my bowlcut. What a joke though because they don't realize I can easily start at $200K somewhere else as soon as I graduate.

-Arrived at SeaTac. Called Steve (Yang Xi) to pick me up but he said he was busy and to get a cab or bus. Fuck this. I mean we're not best friends or anything, but we hung out in person at least a dozen times on our dorm floor. Usually if you stay with someone, they pick you up, no? What a fuckin' chink.

-I thought this city was on the ocean but I can't see it anywhere. Why the fuck is the airport called SeaTac if you can't even see the water? I can already tell this is a stupid place.

-At Steve's. He was asleep already when I got here. The babes in this city could be decent but tonight I must focus. I have plenty of time to get laid over the weekend.

-Friday night. Nailed the interview. Fooled them by looking up some sports news to talk about (Why is it always fucking football season? Fuck that shit) and said in my free time I go hiking and cook a lot. Idiots. It is obvious why they are corporate middle-men who will never do anything with their lives.

-Steve said we are going to meet some people in this place called Bullard Avenue to celebrate. I have had three Bud Light Limes already and am enjoying some Xbox time, and I can just tell this is going to be a cumskin convention that I will hate, but when in Rome. What does that mean? I went to Rome with my parents in high school and people don't act any particular way except Italian. You can tell the women are all whores but at least they aren't American.

-Steve's friends did not show. We are trying to go see some cumskin band he likes and he has been fucking around on his phone the entire time. All these tall cumskins keep giving me weird looks when they walk by. Probably not used to the presence of a powerful Mongolian and don't know how to react. I am used to that.

-Feeling tipsy from the slippery nipples that Steve ordered at some shitty bar called the Metal Hat. And I had a weird IPA that was imperial style, which appealed to my strong sense of history.

-I buy a Black n' Mild cigar to smoke on the corner while Steve figures out where to go. I look cool and intimidating when I smoke a cigar. The girls can tell but I am not interested in these whores. They probably don't even know I could work at Microsoft.

-Back of a cab, Steve says we are going to a concert at the High Dive. Feeling really dizzy, head all light.

-Woke up at Steve's and he says I puked in a cab but he is lying. He was probably worried I was going to bring whores back to his place because he knows my rep. Played Xbox for the last 9 hours, got some takeout. Feeling better. Steve says we will party for sure tonight. I hate this place and the walkability score for Freemount is shit pure shit compared to Berkley.

-We are going to party where the capital apparently is. Steve is driving us over there in his Sonata. What a stupid fucking chink he is. No beers for me this time. Tonight I keep my edge. I did put on my Armani Xchange t-shirt that really shows off my impressive shoulder width. You never know.

-Now we are in the capital area. Looks like every other shitty part of Seattle but the women are more trashy. We are walking around and I see a bunch of losers. I just want to find a chill lounge where I can let the conversation flow instead of all these typical cumskin dumps.

-We try going into some bar called the Meteor with a band playing. So fucking loud and I can't see shit inside. It is stupid and cumskins are shoving into me left and right. The idiot cumskin behind the bar did not even acknowledge me in ten minutes even though I put my elbow down on the bar and was easily the sixth tallest person in my area.

-I walk out to the street to cool down. I cannot wait to get out of this shithole city. Nobody here has any ambition or prestige, just a bunch of idiotic followers. No wonder cumskins and chinks like it so much.

-Steve comes outside and says we should check out this place called Neighbors, just for a laugh. I say whatever because I just want to placate this little house chink so we can go home.

-It is a gay bar and we have a little fun busting on all the fags everywhere. I can tell they are intrigued by me, but I do not freak out because I am confident and they can tell they would get their arms torn off if they try anything. I have always been chill like that.

-Cab home because Steve felt like he needed five beers to have fun tonight. The joke is on him because nobody can have fun in this pathetic little backwater. There is more power and women in one block of Beijing or NYC if you know what you are dealing with. Which I do.

-Xbox Back at Steve's. He fell asleep after 20 minutes, so did some forum posting. Those idiots have no idea about me but I just laugh it off. Nutella is such a typical chink cunt and thinks she is better than me. Everyone knows she is not.

-Sunday morning, at SeaTac. Steve drove me but that dumb chink made me pay him $20 for gas. What a fucking loser. I hate everything about this city, but I would consider investing in real estate some time in the future because it is full of the vapid people who will always pay $400K for an overpriced condo. Those are the sheep people that make life a playground for alphas like me. See you soon Microsoft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24259723)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 6:24 PM
Author: Flesh irradiated library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24259821)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: mint idea he suggested lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24259881)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Thriller Range Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24260540)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 6:42 PM
Author: Offensive frisky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24259920)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Hyperventilating Address

took a lot of effort to get through. extremely repetitive.

150 for effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24260372)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 3:16 AM
Author: 180 Lemon Jap

crazy that someone's impression of you would be repetitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24965890)



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Date: April 25th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: Ebony international law enforcement agency puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25449000)



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Date: August 21st, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Cream Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#28596719)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 8:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine resort coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24260440)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: mint idea he suggested lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24260725)



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Date: October 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: abnormal twinkling locus

only the 4th or 5th best annihilation of UVT in the last 6 months but not bad overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24261303)



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Date: October 19th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Stimulating haunting lettuce

178 excellent work

this is almost exactly how i imagine uvt's deranged inner monologue would sound like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24262258)



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Date: October 19th, 2013 8:43 AM
Author: pearly fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24262483)



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Date: October 19th, 2013 9:18 AM
Author: Stirring Halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24262531)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 3:53 AM
Author: passionate navy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24966005)



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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: Stimulating haunting lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25000139)



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Date: February 23rd, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: glittery misanthropic new version roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25073991)



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Date: February 23rd, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: flirting water buffalo whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25074063)



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Date: April 25th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Stimulating haunting lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25448913)



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Date: April 25th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: spectacular doobsian den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25448990)



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Date: April 25th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: Ebony international law enforcement agency puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25449004)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 5:23 AM
Author: Violet Stock Car Sex Offender

Bumping this for UVT fans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25672139)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 6:56 AM
Author: sooty base

Yawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25672268)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 7:21 AM
Author: Olive Fragrant Doctorate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25672274)



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Date: June 15th, 2014 3:35 AM
Author: spectacular doobsian den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25752247)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Brass motley faggotry pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25758070)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 1:30 AM
Author: Insanely creepy hyperactive patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25758104)



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Date: August 14th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Stimulating haunting lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#26126509)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Magical iridescent dog poop party of the first part

I wish I could subscribe to a weekly digest of posts like this instead of refreshing the board constantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#27346520)



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Date: August 21st, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Cream Bawdyhouse

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#28596600)



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Date: August 21st, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: supple hissy fit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#28596790)



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Date: August 21st, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Cream Bawdyhouse

eerie how accurate this post turned out to be, truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#28598472)



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Date: October 19th, 2013 1:03 AM
Author: flatulent gaming laptop

I'd rather smell homemade asian food then some fat white dude eating a fucking burger. Ugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24261618)



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Date: October 19th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Stimulating haunting lettuce

you mean like your skinnyfat white junk food addicted husband? he probably eats your garbage dumpster of a pussy so maybe you should be a little more tolerant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24262262)



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Date: October 19th, 2013 8:29 AM
Author: Lilac exhilarant heaven

lol at your anti-white racism. indians have the most disgusting smelling food and you are going to talk about a burger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24262471)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: sooty base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25672267)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 3:14 AM
Author: Stimulating haunting lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24965885)



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Date: April 25th, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: sticky magenta indian lodge prole

goddammit UVT is such a fucking moron. and completely full of shit too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#25449018)



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Date: August 21st, 2015 11:56 AM
Author: Cream Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#28596664)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Vigorous drunken nursing home bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#34762782)



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Date: March 26th, 2023 5:04 PM
Author: supple hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#46099964)