WHY CAN'T WE SEND THESE FUCKING PEOPLE BACK TO CAMBODIA OR VIETNAM ALREADY? They are clearly sub-human and shouldn't even be in this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24243872)

But let's skip back to how you overhead pressed 160 lbs. the first time you ever tried because your shoulders were so fucking jacked from lap swimming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256515)

there is a bunch of islands there too. whidbey and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256501)

u seem pretty ir8 breh, tpd getting to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256542)

Where did you live in Seattle and for how long?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256575)

work, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256611)

Anyway so you actually lived in Wallingford. You can't take a piss outside without hitting a neighborhood bar in both areas, so I guess you just probably don't like to go out much. Fair enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256622)

there are a bunch of bars in Ballard right next to each other.

is English your 1st language breh?

There are NOT bars all over the place on 45th street. There are restaurants, but not bars. There is one wine bar, and some mexican themed bar, but not dive bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256628)

What Ballard bars did you enjoy and why? Why all the way over to Ballard instead of the many closer bars? There are tons of dives right along and on 45th. I got drunk at Kate's Pub last year and we walked to two other places I don't recall inside of a few minutes. That place is not that grimy, but it's a locals bar for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256657)

to be fair, I didn't really like any of them that much, they were only ok, so don't remember their names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256670)

if i remembered all the names of the little bars, it would just be weird. they are non descript and not special, and had genetic names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256694)

I mean, don't all bars have lame genetic names to some extent? Your description of where you lived or an entire year sounds a lot more like someone talking about a place they hung out for a few days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256706)

I didn't frequent any of those places, jfc. I didn't go to dive bars that often, and when i did go, i also went to some of the bars in Cap hill, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256725)

Anyway why did you prefer all the way up to Ballard over the four minute bus-ride to the shitshow down on 36th area? Did you go out mostly in Old Ballard or one of the other areas with a cluster of spots? I am only being general because you said you can't remember the name of any place you used to go to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256742)

I had a car, and Ballard was easier to park than Fremont nea 36th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256793)

Capital Hill is cool although LOL at parking around there. Where did you like going to in Cap Hill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256838)

I'm bad with bar names breh, but I remember something like Chop Suey, cuz it was offense to my Asian sensibilities.

Neighbor's was good for the lulz too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256864)

you are retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256964)

Basically as a gay dude he was pissed that these strapping young bucks all showed up and the immediately got taken away by the lame faux gutterpunk shit that only really exists for fashion purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256613)

There are some cute, Scandinavian looking women though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256617)

it works ok for some of them.

the glammed up gold digger whore look you see in places like Shanghai and Beijing gets old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24256655)

-Flying in from Oakland on Thursday night for internship interview at Microsoft. Just another feather in my bowlcut. What a joke though because they don't realize I can easily start at $200K somewhere else as soon as I graduate.

-Arrived at SeaTac. Called Steve (Yang Xi) to pick me up but he said he was busy and to get a cab or bus. Fuck this. I mean we're not best friends or anything, but we hung out in person at least a dozen times on our dorm floor. Usually if you stay with someone, they pick you up, no? What a fuckin' chink.

-I thought this city was on the ocean but I can't see it anywhere. Why the fuck is the airport called SeaTac if you can't even see the water? I can already tell this is a stupid place.

-At Steve's. He was asleep already when I got here. The babes in this city could be decent but tonight I must focus. I have plenty of time to get laid over the weekend.

-Friday night. Nailed the interview. Fooled them by looking up some sports news to talk about (Why is it always fucking football season? Fuck that shit) and said in my free time I go hiking and cook a lot. Idiots. It is obvious why they are corporate middle-men who will never do anything with their lives.

-Steve said we are going to meet some people in this place called Bullard Avenue to celebrate. I have had three Bud Light Limes already and am enjoying some Xbox time, and I can just tell this is going to be a cumskin convention that I will hate, but when in Rome. What does that mean? I went to Rome with my parents in high school and people don't act any particular way except Italian. You can tell the women are all whores but at least they aren't American.

-Steve's friends did not show. We are trying to go see some cumskin band he likes and he has been fucking around on his phone the entire time. All these tall cumskins keep giving me weird looks when they walk by. Probably not used to the presence of a powerful Mongolian and don't know how to react. I am used to that.

-Feeling tipsy from the slippery nipples that Steve ordered at some shitty bar called the Metal Hat. And I had a weird IPA that was imperial style, which appealed to my strong sense of history.

-I buy a Black n' Mild cigar to smoke on the corner while Steve figures out where to go. I look cool and intimidating when I smoke a cigar. The girls can tell but I am not interested in these whores. They probably don't even know I could work at Microsoft.

-Back of a cab, Steve says we are going to a concert at the High Dive. Feeling really dizzy, head all light.

-Woke up at Steve's and he says I puked in a cab but he is lying. He was probably worried I was going to bring whores back to his place because he knows my rep. Played Xbox for the last 9 hours, got some takeout. Feeling better. Steve says we will party for sure tonight. I hate this place and the walkability score for Freemount is shit pure shit compared to Berkley.

-We are going to party where the capital apparently is. Steve is driving us over there in his Sonata. What a stupid fucking chink he is. No beers for me this time. Tonight I keep my edge. I did put on my Armani Xchange t-shirt that really shows off my impressive shoulder width. You never know.

-Now we are in the capital area. Looks like every other shitty part of Seattle but the women are more trashy. We are walking around and I see a bunch of losers. I just want to find a chill lounge where I can let the conversation flow instead of all these typical cumskin dumps.

-We try going into some bar called the Meteor with a band playing. So fucking loud and I can't see shit inside. It is stupid and cumskins are shoving into me left and right. The idiot cumskin behind the bar did not even acknowledge me in ten minutes even though I put my elbow down on the bar and was easily the sixth tallest person in my area.

-I walk out to the street to cool down. I cannot wait to get out of this shithole city. Nobody here has any ambition or prestige, just a bunch of idiotic followers. No wonder cumskins and chinks like it so much.

-Steve comes outside and says we should check out this place called Neighbors, just for a laugh. I say whatever because I just want to placate this little house chink so we can go home.

-It is a gay bar and we have a little fun busting on all the fags everywhere. I can tell they are intrigued by me, but I do not freak out because I am confident and they can tell they would get their arms torn off if they try anything. I have always been chill like that.

-Cab home because Steve felt like he needed five beers to have fun tonight. The joke is on him because nobody can have fun in this pathetic little backwater. There is more power and women in one block of Beijing or NYC if you know what you are dealing with. Which I do.

-Xbox Back at Steve's. He fell asleep after 20 minutes, so did some forum posting. Those idiots have no idea about me but I just laugh it off. Nutella is such a typical chink cunt and thinks she is better than me. Everyone knows she is not.

-Sunday morning, at SeaTac. Steve drove me but that dumb chink made me pay him $20 for gas. What a fucking loser. I hate everything about this city, but I would consider investing in real estate some time in the future because it is full of the vapid people who will always pay $400K for an overpriced condo. Those are the sheep people that make life a playground for alphas like me. See you soon Microsoft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24259723)

150 for effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24260372)

this is almost exactly how i imagine uvt's deranged inner monologue would sound like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2388726&forum_id=2#24262258)