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How do you proceed? |
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At one point Lee Corso starts charging people as if he were a deer, using his hands as "horns". Your second best friend from college charges back at him and knocks him to the ground.
The room is silent. You're not sure, but you think your bro just killed Lee Corso. How do you proceed? |
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Date: November 10th, 2013 1:00 AM Author: Claret appetizing clown coldplay fan "Wasn't that better than Lou Holtz!?!?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2409906&forum_id=2#24407177) |
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Then, the door bursts open. It's the Oregon Duck. And he has a first aid kit.
The duck rushes to Lee Corso's lifeless body and quickly administers electric paddles. Lee Corso springs to life. The Oregon duck does 70 pushups, to match the resurrected Lee Corso's pulse.
The two leave the reception shortly thereafter. Police arrive a few minutes later and begin to take statements about what the fuck just happened. |
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On his way out, he passes by you and you shake his hand to congratulate him on a successful speech. He whispers to you "that's a fine woman you've got there, don't be afraid to use your hands to keep her in line". You say "of course not, Coach! I won't disappoint you!"
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