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Horace Grant Thread is incredible
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yo facemo, get to work already
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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

And by "now", I mean what they are doing at this precise moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653671)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Transparent trust fund plaza

Mark Eaton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653673)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Mark is currently checking into the Hotel Beaux Arts in Miami. He's haggling with the receptionist for a room with one of the special 84-inch-long California King beds. She says there are no rooms available with that bed at this time. He's covering the Heat/Jazz game tonight for KJZZ-TV and doesn't have time for this shit. After he drops his bag in his room, he thinks he will text "hey what are u up tonight ;)" to a 52 year old clerical worker named Tiffany who he sometimes bangs when he's in town, dating back to his playing days. She hasn't responded the last two times he's contacted her, and he fears she's moved on with her life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653733)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Histrionic persian

Mark Madsen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653675)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Mark has been assigned by Mitch Kupchak to develop Lakers rookie PF Ryan Kelly. He's frustrated that the current budget doesn't allow him to travel for road games, and he worries that Ryan isn't taking his job that seriously. Sure, he's only missed 5 weight lifting sessions out of dozens, which is pretty good relative to most of the black players on the team. But Mark knows that if you're going to survive as a white 12th man in the NBA, there is no room for slack. He's thinking about all of this as he takes a shit and plays "Angry Birds: Star Wars" on his iphone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653819)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: iridescent spectacular nursing home windowlicker

what the fuck. I took a shit today and played angry birds star wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655260)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Rose Adulterous Tank

He did a shitty job, because Kelly is in the D League currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570304)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Indecent Chartreuse Cuckold Center

Arman Gilliam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653678)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Armen is currently lying six feet under in a cemetery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653838)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: honey-headed concupiscible cruise ship

Danny Schayes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653682)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Danny is currently taking a nap in his office at "No Limits Investing" in Phoenix, Arizona. He jacked off about 30 minutes ago after his friend's 15 year old daughter "liked" a photo of him posing with his most recent trophy, a 14 point buck, on Facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653879)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534800)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: fishy jet-lagged police squad gaping

Manute Bol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653688)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany temple

collecting worms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653837)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Manute is currently in an urn lovingly displayed in a living room in South Sudan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653887)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Filthy jap location

Oliver Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653704)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Oliver has been evading his parole officer for 2 months now. He is presently in a 2002 Chevy Silverado in a Popeye's Chicken parking lot on the south side of Arnold, Maryland trying to get his lighter to work, so that he can smoke crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653924)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: Glittery ticket booth fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653998)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

I bet this is astonishingly accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654087)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: Trip Hissy Fit

Conviction[edit]

In April 2011, he was accused of pistol-whipping a man during an altercation at a barbecue cookout in Arnold, Maryland. He was arrested and charged with first- and second-degree assault, reckless endangerment, possessing a handgun, using a handgun in a violent crime, possessing a handgun in a vehicle and disorderly conduct, among other charges.[4]

On November 1, 2011, Oliver Miller pled guilty in Anne Arundel County to first degree assault and possessing a handgun.[5] He was sentenced on February 3, 2012 to a year in the Anne Arundel County jail (a five-year sentence with four years suspended). After his release, Miller will be on probation for five years.[6]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654504)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: Diverse Garnet Roast Beef

Dikembe Mutombo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653832)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Dikembe is driving to his local dry cleaners to pick up a suit he will wear to a Africa-related fundraiser at a private residence on Wednesday. He is laughing heartily at an off-hand remark Scott Van Pelt just made about Shaq on ESPN radio. Then again, he laughs at nearly every joke when he listens to sports talk radio. This is partially because he still thinks it's truly amazing that such technology exists today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653980)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:39 PM
Author: sadistic mint hell candlestick maker

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654001)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Dead brass hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654008)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654014)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

Perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654093)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed greedy multi-billionaire menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654468)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: henna effete pisswyrm

no offense but this was overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655328)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: marvelous autistic range marketing idea

It's pitch perfect aspie brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655767)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:03 AM
Author: Painfully honest gas station goal in life

no this pretty much captures the essence of mutombo, you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658045)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: galvanic ceo patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660043)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: 180 costumed faggotry famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24792939)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: marvelous autistic range marketing idea

I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and thought about this brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24849072)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: razzle telephone gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024876)



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Date: September 30th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Crystalline Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#31528295)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: bull headed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624192)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: Tan Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37786733)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Diverse Garnet Roast Beef

Matt Bullard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653836)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Matt is planning out this week's line-ups for his Yahoo! NBA Fantasy squad. He's wondering if he should play James Harden (listed DTD) on Wednesday. His wife walks into his modest home office (he still uses a "tube" Packard Bell monitor that he purchased during his playing days, although he upgraded his CPU in 2008). She alerts him that an Amazon package arrived with his name on it, but she didn't open it because "she didn't know what it was :)" (implying it might be a Christmas gift he ordered for her). Since he hasn't yet done any holiday shopping, he thinks it's probably either a used Soundgarden CD or a large tube of Icy Hot, both of which he ordered for himself several days ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654047)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: sadistic mint hell candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654078)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:25 PM
Author: Diverse Garnet Roast Beef

180.

Glad I posted in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655849)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: Awkward kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497560)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

Latrell Sprewell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653844)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Latrell is sitting at his sister's house getting his hair braided. He's exchanging comments with two of his "cousins", whose blood relation to him is tenuous at best, about what seems to be eternally rotating set of the same 3 or 4 topics of discussion on NBA TV. His sister is about half-way through the second-to-last cornrow when Latrell abruptly and unapologetically gets up to take a phone call. He reaches for his pack of Newports from the table as he steps outside, blindly unwrapping the pack and drawing out the first cigarette, all with the seamless skill of a 20 year smoker.

On the other end of the phone is one of his closest associates and business partners, whose name is also coincidentally Latrell but he goes by Tre. The cigarette hangs out of his mouth unlit as he inquires about the status of five pounds of weed that is supposed to be coming across the U.S./Canadian border later this afternoon. Spree, recently bankrupt and long out of the "rims" business, is now one of the biggest marijuana distributors in Wisconsin. One of his cousins steps outside to monitor the conversation, so that he can be ready in case anything is needed of him. The cousin thinks to himself "this nigga kinda looks like Samuel L. right now with that Newport. All he need is a jehri curl", but he knows Latrell is in much too serious of a mood to hear such a jesty comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654215)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654233)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:45 PM
Author: scarlet fiercely-loyal masturbator

I am jealous of your talent. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654359)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

ONE ZILLION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654535)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: swollen bossy turdskin address

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655088)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655941)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: henna effete pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656310)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: Charcoal Pit

jesus. . .180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24719992)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

Dyron Nix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653845)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Dyron's body has just arrived at the funeral home. The morticians are about to begin measures to preserve him for the upcoming funeral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654301)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

Javaris Crittenton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653860)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Javaris is laying in his bed researching Jamaica on Wikipedia, as he halfheartedly thinks he may flee the country to avoid his upcoming murder trial in Atlanta. However, a large part of him isn't afraid of going to prison, just as his father did. He thinks he would enjoy the fame of possibly being the "baddest nigga" in the penitentiary, and sometimes fantasizes about being the MVP of the prison basketball league, a distinction which he never even came close to attaining professionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654364)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy indian lodge

Matt Geiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653934)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

That faggot owns an ostrich farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654098)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

As Rudolph already mentioned, that faggot is busy owning an ostrich farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654383)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654539)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: silver philosopher-king background story

Bill Laimbeer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653941)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Bill is hitting up the Chili's near his house in the suburbs of Boston for Happy Hour. He likes to go to "common" establishments because people not only tend to recognize him, but generally have no fear striking up conversation with him at the bar. Subconsciously, he's hoping some 5'10 faggot nearby will make an insulting comment about the fact that he's an WNBA coach, so that he can calmly get in their face and watch them cower before him. It would be the closest he's come to sex in five years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654458)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:37 PM
Author: Federal doobsian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654637)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: iridescent spectacular nursing home windowlicker

last line killed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655281)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655790)



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Date: April 17th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: carmine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25396863)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: silver philosopher-king background story

TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661675)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: bateful gold theater

Horace Grant

Thread is incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653946)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Horace is splayed out in the "TV room" of his McMansion in Alpharetta, Georgia. He's watching "Major Payne" on Encore for the third time this year. He really likes Damon Wayans and recalls meeting him once in New York at the club after a rare road loss. The encounter happened roughly a month or two before the movie's release. Damon basically said hello, fielded a couple questions about the premise of the film, and did a quick impersonation of the drill sergeant character he'd be playing there on the spot for Horace, John Salley, and Ron Harper.

Horace was a little disappointed that Damon seemed to be going through the motions a bit during their conversation, and he concluded he must not have been all that interested in talking to a few random Chicago Bulls not named Michael or Scottie for more than a minute or two. In fact, Daman seemed to actively ignore his crew for the rest of the night.

Despite being somewhat rubbed the wrong way, Horace apologizes for Damon in his mind. He is self-aware enough to realize that, as a shy country boy, he has little to offer in the way of fancy nightclub conversations with Hollywood stars. Ultimately, he decides that Damon is, in fact, a nice guy, which is why he watches his movies whenever they're on "the satellite."

During the scenes that feature the chick who played Hillary on "Fresh Prince", he finds himself getting aroused. But as soon as this happens he begins hearing his jealous, controlling wife nagging him about it in the back of his mind, and the guilt kicks in.

Treesha is actually at a church family leadership meeting right now, and the girls are with their aunt. Monday evenings are really the only time of the week when he gets to be alone. It's been about two months since she gave him a blow job, and he's kind of feeling rebellious. He's thinking about sneaking up to the master bedroom and using some of his wife's floral-scented hand lotion to pleasure himself. But ultimately he's way too comfortable in his plush black leather couch to bother with stairs, although he knows at some point he needs to take the trash out before Treesha gets home and gives him a piece of her mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654844)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:38 PM
Author: scarlet fiercely-loyal masturbator

rofl 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655061)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655145)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: avocado nowag locus

are you... are you jesus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655179)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

naw man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655514)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

Jesus Christ, fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655249)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: passionate tattoo mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655261)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

This is too good. Who took over this account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655805)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: henna effete pisswyrm

Ice. Cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24657081)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659843)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: henna effete pisswyrm

flame. no where are they now of horace grant is complete without a mention of his twin bro harvey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656224)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Dead brass hospital

Jason Kidd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653948)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Jason is in the locker room at MSG pretending to listen to his assistant coaches talk about whatever they're talking about. Tip off is in a few minutes, and all he can do is stare into the clip board, wondering where his next drink is going to come from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655077)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: coiffed therapy

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691532)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713557)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:32 PM
Author: mauve talking stag film love of her life

Muggsy Bogues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653950)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Muggsy, a Baltimore native, is at home right now gearing up for the Ravens/Lions MNF game.

It's about 30 minutes until kickoff. He invited several of his friends to come over to the crib to watch, but no one has arrived yet. Well, except for his white neighbor Adam. Adam is a software engineer, who has always aggressively chatted-up Muggsy in the driveway. Of course, it was such an ambush earlier this afternoon as he was unloading grocery bags of chips and beer, that led to Adam's pity-invite this evening.

When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long. He also was carrying a tote bag of what looked to be some teal looking shit that he's probably going to want autographed later. Adam is fawning over Muggsy at practically every opportunity, commenting on every photo and piece of memorabilia in the house. Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker.

Muggsy has started to wonder if Adam camps out in his car most days, waiting for him to make an appearance so he can contrive a "chance" encounter. In fact, he already sort of confronted him about it. After the fourth or fifth such bombardment, Muggsy said "Man, you must like chillin' in your car!", to which Adam confessed that he's a public radio junkie, and that he often has "driveway moments" while listening to NPR. (Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")

Muggsy was initially hoping that, by letting Adam into his home, that he will get the fanboy shit out of his system and finally chill the fuck out. But as each moment passes he's less and less sure this was a good idea.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655329)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: scarlet fiercely-loyal masturbator

jfc man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655622)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating station

180 ^ 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655751)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: marvelous autistic range marketing idea

I shat my cous cous out at this line "Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655779)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: thriller casino

holy shit

180 man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655804)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

"When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long."

Uh, this is fucking movie line quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655810)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: henna effete pisswyrm

i lold hard at at least one part of each paragraph and the use of "white nigga" here was perfect: "Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656250)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: Chrome national ladyboy

99384938. This has to be thread of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655825)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: sickened death wish native

amazing post in an amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655863)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: Dull Dashing Cuck Mood

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655870)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:35 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

(contrarian)(faggot)(loser)(probably a Cowboys fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655893)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: henna effete pisswyrm

these are getting better and better as you keep doing them. this is the best one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656239)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: cruel-hearted burgundy place of business friendly grandma

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658073)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz electric furnace rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659897)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic ceo patrolman

Omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660068)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Light Potus Heaven

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706399)



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Date: September 5th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Light Potus Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26274505)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: sickened death wish native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27145966)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Light Potus Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148133)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: multi-colored whorehouse

every time i start to think facemo sucks, i reread this post and laugh my fucking ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570258)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: Rose Adulterous Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570308)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Alcoholic Bespoke Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024853)



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Date: March 18th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30089986)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Dead brass hospital

Dennis Rodman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653979)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: scarlet fiercely-loyal masturbator

eagerly awaiting this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656272)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Dennis' flight from Bejing to Pjongyang will be landing soon, and that means it's time to perform some final diagnostic tests. He plugs a micro-usb cord into an easily concealable port implanted in his left buttock. The port is attached to a flat subcutaneous 500 GB hard drive that is somewhere between a quarter and a half dollar in size. His "ass computer", as he calls it, also contains a tiny wireless RF receiver which stores the black-and-white video data transmitted from his 11 month old bionic eye. Live images travel from the ass computer to the Android tablet he connected, confirming now that everything is up and running.

He thinks it's weird to see footage of himself looking at footage--almost like looking into a mirror with another mirror behind it, or some shit.

A C.I.A. black ops agent known as "Colin" recruited Dennis when he was vacationing in Ireland in 2010. They were looking for a washed up celebrity who, first and foremost, was known for constantly wearing sunglasses. They were also looking for someone who had a long track record of unorthodox, risky behavior. Someone with little credibility and cultural cache, in case they needed plausible deniability. Dennis was more than a perfect fit, because on top of this, he was a hall of fame professional athlete, which meant he could be receptive to coaching, conditioning, and discipline.

Knowing he would appreciate a no bullshit approach, Colin immediately told Rodman what they wanted. $5 million cash to have a Stanford ophthalmology professor surgically remove his eye and replace it with an experimental camera for intelligence gathering purposes. He explained that while the camera does look and behave very much like an eye, it was still somewhat imperfect and that trained intelligence operatives might be able to spot it if it were exposed, hence the need for him to continue to constantly wear sunglasses. Dennis got them up to $8 million, and took the deal.

Despite having one successful trip under his belt, Dennis is still a little nervous, despite the bovine amounts of Xanax and Vicodin he's taken. His head emerges from under the blanket as the Air Koryo (national airline of North Korea) flight attendant comes over to inform him, in broken English, that they will "have ground touch" in "servile minutes." He thanks the young lady as he unapologetically and carelessly digs into his drawers to remove the cord from his ass. He then tries to put on his seatbelt for landing, but it is, apparently, broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659780)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: marvelous autistic range marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659804)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating station

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659824)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: Dead brass hospital

180. Epic thread OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659855)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

i'm only getting warmed up breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659875)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659898)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660595)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Peach keepsake machete

do some more bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660634)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660822)



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Date: January 8th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: excitant old irish cottage

All things considered, TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24800232)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148170)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

Adonal Foyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653989)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Adonal is blocking Dirk Nowitski on Facebook. He's tired of seeing all the photos of his beautiful nubian wife. He's lonely. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660892)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

Glad to see you're taking another stab at these. You definitely needed a break after this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011558)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011588)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Glittery ticket booth fortuitous meteor

James "Hollywood" Robinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654005)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

James is putting away the last of the power tools into his foreman's 2012 Ford F-150. He has to be sure to drop things into the bed with care, because "Big Boss" will threaten to start docking pay if you leave any scratches on his rig.

It's warmed up to a balmy 56° in Tuscaloosa, a stark contrast from this morning's freezing temperatures. Robinson was tempted to not show up to work when he heard through the grapevine that another "polar vortex" was going to hit the area. During the first cold snap a few weeks ago, he nearly froze to death. He doesn't own much in the way of cold weather clothing beyond a worn-out flannel coat given to him by a white-haired, African-American welder affectionately known as "Unc" to all on the jobsite. After watching him endure two especially bitterly cold mornings, Unc had finally found an extra pair of insulated gloves for James, but "Hollywood" had somehow managed to lose them since he last needed them in January.

James' hands survived this week's freeze only because he resorted to individually duct taping his battered fingers. Of course, he was universally mocked by his co-workers for this unabashedly "ghetto" solution. Although most of the abuse was shouted in Spanish and thus undecipherable to him, he was able to catch some of it. "Hey, Robinson, is that to help for your jumpshot, ese?", a Mexican guy jabbed, comically flicking his wrist in the air. James smiled wryly, thanking him for the courtesy of translating the original comment.

Unc immediately chastised James when he saw his silvery mitts. "Fuck. What happen't to ya gloves, mayne?", he asked, already knowing the answer. Of course James, a serious drug addict who hasn't managed to keep track of non-essential personal possessions for over a decade, would lose the gloves.

"Next time, if I give ya some gloves, I want 'em back before the end of the day. I ain't cha daddy." Unc would later feel bad about saying this, knowing he's the closest thing to a father James has anymore.

As James drops off the last power drill into the truck, he realizes he doesn't need the duct tape anymore, and he begins unraveling layers, tossing them to the ground.

"Big Boss" spots him and reflexively orders him to stop wasting tape, but both of them know he doesn't really care. "Well, at least clean that mess up when you're done", he says, half-way distracted by his weatherproof, rubber encased work phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011452)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: High-end principal's office jewess

YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011474)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011549)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 9:15 AM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25016275)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25019293)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25135628)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown

These are really fucking good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156117)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156198)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25012366)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

Austin Croshere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654012)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Austin is waiting at a baggage carousel at Louis Armstrong International Airport in New Orleans. Behind him he overhears Guy A ask Guy B "Hey, is that Kevin Love?", to which Guy B responds "No, dumbass." This happens to him exactly once every two weeks, almost like clockwork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011726)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: iridescent spectacular nursing home windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25012434)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713666)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown

Robert Pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654019)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

There's a nightly live-or-die mentality hovering over the Oklahoma City Thunder, an exhausting inflation of importance on every game they play. They are sitting with a .500 record midway through the season, and assistant-coach Robert Pack knows his career is on the line.

Hunkered in his La-Z-Boy recliner and anxiously mulling his future, the 45 year old notices a sharp, throbbing discomfort in his chest. As he reflexively rubs his sternum, he thinks "I really got to go see the doctor durin' the All-Star break."

But that is exactly what he told himself before the last All-Star break, too. Of course, he never went.

"Here you go, Robert", his wife Sherry whispers cautiously as she sets down a bowl of re-heated gumbo on a folded paper towel on the cherry oak console table next to him. She has become so accustomed to his nocturnal grimaces over the last several years that she doesn't bother inquiring.

She swiftly disappears into the nearby kitchen and immediately begins putting away the dishes. A few minutes later, as she starts shutting the dishwasher door, she hears Robert say something. "I said, this gumbo good, baby...", he says in a poorly timed mumble.

"Always better the next day...", she auto-responds, for what feels like the hundredth time.

She sets the machine to "Heavy Wash Pots & Pans" like she always does— regardless of how dirty the dishes are, or how many there are.

And right on time, she sees a new message arrive on her phone from Jaterron, a 25 year old used Lexus dealer in Shawnee.

"WHAT IT IZ BAE", the text reads quite plainly.

She takes a deep breath.

Her vagina begins to salivate at the sight of his shirtless avatar. Jaterron took the photo of his baby oil-slathered, rippling abs himself.

She takes another deep breath, and fans her right cheek with her left hand.

"I guess I'ma go take a bath" she drones out to whomever in the house might bother to listen, suppressing a grin.

"OK baby", Robert says from what seems to be a mile away.

Having announced her retirement, she briskly walks back towards her bedroom. She greedily clutches her cell, clacking her inch long acrylic nails on the screen, eagerly typing her response.

A teenage girl runs behind her. "Mama! Hol' on mama! You seen my white shoes?"

"What white shoes?", Sherry responds distractedly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148378)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: High-end principal's office jewess

tytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148420)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

yw yw yw yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148596)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148774)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148859)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Dun twisted incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27152180)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27345706)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449664)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown

tytyty

I have his autograph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713656)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Hope you got that laminated brother. It's going to be worth something someday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713687)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown

I'm still so happy you did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34459160)



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Date: November 10th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: startling ape

like all geniuses, of course facemo was a fucking psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37206715)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: magenta theater stage french chef

Juwan Howard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654037)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Arousing demanding ratface party of the first part
Subject: david 'the admiral' robinson

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654097)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:58 PM
Author: Chrome national ladyboy

99689959948 thread, please do more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654103)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654577)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: Topaz really tough guy crackhouse

Len Bias

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654225)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

(guy who always fights the hypo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654262)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: red appetizing immigrant

Sitting above the clouds on a daybed in heaven, strumming a harp with the angels while smoking crack, wishing he was still on earth where he could f@#$ white girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655322)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

Basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655600)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Federal doobsian hall

wilt chamberlain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654253)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Dull Dashing Cuck Mood

John Starks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654256)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: flesh motley corn cake

Tractor Traylor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654259)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed greedy multi-billionaire menage

This is the late blooming best thread of 2013.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654473)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654521)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted burgundy place of business friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654542)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: stimulating copper tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656198)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: galvanic ceo patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660077)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: passionate tattoo mediation

Charles Oakley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654607)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: indigo brunch milk

Yinka Dare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654631)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: indigo brunch milk

Still waiting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497598)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Soul-stirring Alpha

Brad Daugherty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655156)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: Canary sexy pistol

Steve Kerr

This thread is a tour de force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655216)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: hateful vigorous liquid oxygen elastic band

Uwe Blab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655298)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:46 PM
Author: wine organic girlfriend

Guess what I do now besides post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655532)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:55 PM
Author: Balding godawful lodge

bobby hurley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655606)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: Boyish Stage Headpube

Gheorghe Muresan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655769)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Flirting resort

Rony Seikaly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655873)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy indian lodge

he has a show on sirius trance channel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660947)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Toaster Fanboi

Eric Montross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655911)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Comical Elite Senate Stain

Kerry Kittles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656217)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

That's a good pull bro. Forgot all about that villanova faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656242)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Comical Elite Senate Stain

Keith Van Horn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656220)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

Rodney Rogers and Terry Dehere. I heard they are roommates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656261)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

Rogers is a paraplegic now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656323)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

Jesus Fucking Christ. Why was that big brother riding a dirt bike offroad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24670677)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Coral haunting state

pervis ellison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656289)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Pearl national security agency legal warrant

John Crotty AND Jon Sundvold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656360)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: Pearl national security agency legal warrant

MOAR! MOAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656540)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: henna effete pisswyrm

Eddie griffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24657087)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:57 AM
Author: Glassy Voyeur

you guys are idiots for not asking about Anthony mason or Shawn kemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658018)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: provocative office

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156138)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27405221)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Painfully honest gas station goal in life

Clyde drexler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658047)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Painfully honest gas station goal in life

Dominique Wilkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658051)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Painfully honest gas station goal in life

Bo Kimble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658060)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: nighttime sex offender

God Shammgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658123)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: nighttime sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497509)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: nighttime sex offender

Craig Ehlo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658127)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: nighttime sex offender

Cuttino Mobley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658130)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 AM
Author: nighttime sex offender

Alaa Abdelnaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658132)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling salmon house

Vin Baker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660026)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: claret regret travel guidebook

Isaiah Rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660028)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:17 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660035)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: claret regret travel guidebook

Gary Payton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660073)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: claret regret travel guidebook

Tom Gugliotta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660074)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661029)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: gay wild site

Mahmoud Abdul Rouf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661157)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

(Chris Jackson)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136333)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661671)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24663893)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: claret regret travel guidebook

moar please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24663898)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Bearded Chapel

Bobby Sura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24670735)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown

Not flame, Bobby Sura plays in a law firm rec league and they claim he is a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497620)



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Date: December 19th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24674988)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706263)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 6:04 PM
Author: bateful gold theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706315)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 8:55 AM
Author: Beady-eyed stead

Detlef Schrempf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24719943)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Aggressive Exhilarant Theatre Hunting Ground

LJL, I was about to post Detlef. Then I scroll down and you beat me to it in the last motherfuckin post in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24720061)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: tripping irradiated forum

Rodney rodgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24792967)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown

Lotta work left bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24852505)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: walnut free-loading den coffee pot

jon berry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011597)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry

made some updates bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011649)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011859)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Filthy jap location

Olden Polynice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136284)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: floppy magical library

Khalid El-Amin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136335)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sticky Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

Doug Christie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136350)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown

Work left to do in this thread….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156105)



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Date: April 21st, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25420824)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25987045)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: walnut free-loading den coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25987082)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26427334)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26636669)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26636800)



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Date: December 1st, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown

finish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26838616)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713652)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: nighttime sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497552)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148127)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: wine organic girlfriend

Surprised I didn't see this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148219)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: Electric becky

Clifford Robinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148393)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Dead brass hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148561)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: nighttime sex offender

yo facemo, get to work already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27405225)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration sanctuary

Dino Radja

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449779)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: domesticated people who are hurt

LORENZEN WRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449835)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: coiffed therapy

Jason Williams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691552)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Sooty Slap-happy Community Account

Vlade Divac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691568)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Crystalline Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27869100)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Light Potus Heaven

Facemos best work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29500433)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Slate feces area

18000000000000 thread but made in 2013

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29500438)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: nighttime sex offender

FACEMO, WHERE IS MY CUTTINO MOBLEY WRITE UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570277)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:00 AM
Author: Rose Adulterous Tank

This was a great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570300)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Peach keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024808)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: sable private investor

Etan Thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534805)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration sanctuary

Vinny "The Microwave" Johnson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534835)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Dead brass hospital

one of the very finest threads in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534867)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#32272891)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#32273060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: lilac big parlour dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34269457)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624180)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Angry shimmering lay stock car

Kenny Payne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624185)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Adventurous chad halford

*whispers as you pass in the night in the street above the Challenger Club: "real facemo tp still lives; long love him and his line"*

{a short quick bow of the head} 'restitutor orbis, brother; restitutor orbis'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069758)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Adventurous chad halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Glassy Voyeur

aj green

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069845)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: curious set giraffe

anthony pig miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069904)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Titillating lemon corner

Antonio Davis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075248)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: Adventurous chad halford

Bugs Motherfuckin' Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075256)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant shrine

Thought of this thread while reading this article http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/22694271/steve-francis-says-went-selling-crack-18-nba-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35569507)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Crystalline Clown

Get back here and finish this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#36642949)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: kink-friendly blood rage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37786701)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: poppy supple circlehead scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#39383912)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: Rambunctious nofapping trailer park

bison dele

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#39383972)