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Susman: 100k bonuses, 401k match, profit sharing. Your firm: lol

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demanding fishy wrinkle location
  01/03/14
missed a perfect opportunity for a [NO BREAKFAST] there brah
magical aquamarine double fault dragon
  01/03/14
Stupid character limits
demanding fishy wrinkle location
  01/03/14
Do any other firms match 401k? Fucking lame that firms matc...
fragrant patrolman
  01/03/14
Seems to be popular for midlaw firms/boutiques to 401k match...
Ebony Aphrodisiac Pistol University
  01/03/14
I was at a small firm that matched.
spectacular offensive skinny woman
  04/24/15
I'm at a boutique that profit-shares into our 401k every yea...
Titillating macaca mood
  04/24/15
My secretary is a goddamned retard.
Mauve Alcoholic Chad
  01/03/14
my firm contributes 3% of my salary per year regardless of w...
high-end sapphire pit faggotry
  01/10/14
my old firm did this. it is a way to pass 401k testing from ...
slate floppy private investor
  04/24/15
That's because there are rules against 401k plans favoring p...
obsidian thriller nibblets
  04/23/15
They hire like 22 people a year and they make a third of the...
Mauve Alcoholic Chad
  01/03/14
To be fair, PS: They also all bill >3k/year.
Self-absorbed locus
  01/10/14
to be fair, So do people at Quinn.
demanding fishy wrinkle location
  01/10/14
To be fair, Quinn is bad but it's not as bad as Susman. N...
Self-absorbed locus
  01/10/14
To be fair, Susman associates get paid for the extra time. ...
Fluffy stage quadroon
  01/10/14
To be fair, Brother if you're *legit billing* >3k hour...
Self-absorbed locus
  01/10/14
As a dude who billed 80 hours in the last week, I couldn't a...
Fluffy stage quadroon
  01/10/14
To be fair, OFS, fuck Quinn obviously.
Self-absorbed locus
  01/10/14
i thought you were a nonlawyer
Wild jade spot
  01/10/14
This is a law BORT brother. I'm not a lawyer but stil ljl...
Big-titted idea he suggested library
  01/10/14
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Submissive liquid oxygen parlor
  04/24/15
To be fair, Brother Deeh isn't a lawyer and he knows more...
Self-absorbed locus
  01/10/14
lol brother I've found that's not the case
Wild jade spot
  01/10/14
And I would rather make my 100k in-house and work 35 hours a...
Electric selfie halford
  04/23/15
lol, quinn http://abovethelaw.com/2014/01/2013-biglaw-bon...
demanding fishy wrinkle location
  01/10/14
somehow i had an interview with them at *3L* oci. they would...
Idiotic turquoise mediation
  01/10/14
why do you think they interviewed you?
Unhinged Factory Reset Button
  01/10/14
maybe there weren't that many people with good credentials w...
Idiotic turquoise mediation
  01/10/14
When I was a law clerk, they sent a mailer detailing their b...
Fluffy stage quadroon
  01/10/14
This must be one of my alt pumos
Cowardly beady-eyed public bath
  04/24/15
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Umber awkward station knife
  04/24/15
downsides: -3k hours/years -you probably gotta live in T...
flirting locale
  01/10/14
well, they have a summer program, so they get lots of t6 hon...
dun gas station
  01/10/14
(MAF T6 grad w/o clerkship)
insane church
  04/23/15
Lol DC clerkships are the best training you could possibly g...
Ebony Aphrodisiac Pistol University
  04/23/15
Why not do chill-as-fukkkk market paying V50, where you can ...
Multi-colored Marketing Idea
  04/24/15
You can. For 2.5 years.
Provocative cerise principal's office
  04/24/15
Yep, then another V50 for 2.5 years, then a V100 for 2.5 yrs...
Multi-colored Marketing Idea
  04/24/15
Then the sweet peace of the grave
Umber awkward station knife
  04/24/15
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appetizing light piazza
  04/28/15
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passionate cruise ship
  04/24/15


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Date: January 3rd, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: demanding fishy wrinkle location



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: magical aquamarine double fault dragon

missed a perfect opportunity for a [NO BREAKFAST] there brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765698)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: demanding fishy wrinkle location

Stupid character limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765707)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: fragrant patrolman

Do any other firms match 401k? Fucking lame that firms match for secretaries but not associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765713)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Ebony Aphrodisiac Pistol University

Seems to be popular for midlaw firms/boutiques to 401k match but something biglaw doesn't do. Sorta weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766196)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: spectacular offensive skinny woman

I was at a small firm that matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749213)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Titillating macaca mood

I'm at a boutique that profit-shares into our 401k every year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749525)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Mauve Alcoholic Chad

My secretary is a goddamned retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766217)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: high-end sapphire pit faggotry

my firm contributes 3% of my salary per year regardless of whether i contribute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812677)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: slate floppy private investor

my old firm did this. it is a way to pass 401k testing from the irs or some shit. the bullshit thing though was that the 3% came from our base salary. so instead of 160 we earned 155 or so with 5 going to the 401k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748692)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: obsidian thriller nibblets

That's because there are rules against 401k plans favoring people that make a lit of money. Its common for fairly common for firms to do a 3% safe-harbor contribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748562)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Mauve Alcoholic Chad

They hire like 22 people a year and they make a third of them partners in 6 years. It's not really a widespread thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766212)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed locus

To be fair,

PS: They also all bill >3k/year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812668)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: demanding fishy wrinkle location

to be fair,

So do people at Quinn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812674)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed locus

To be fair,

Quinn is bad but it's not as bad as Susman. Not to defend Quinn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812695)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Fluffy stage quadroon

To be fair, Susman associates get paid for the extra time. Quinn associates just get to wear track suits to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812743)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed locus

To be fair,

Brother if you're *legit billing* >3k hours annually for years on end (and they are indeed legit billing that), no amount of money short of seven figures is even arguably fairly compensating you for your time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812756)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Fluffy stage quadroon

As a dude who billed 80 hours in the last week, I couldn't agree more. But, I'd rather make 300k for my 3000 hours at Susman than 200k for my 2900 hours at Quinn. That's all I'm saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812771)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed locus

To be fair,

OFS, fuck Quinn obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812780)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Wild jade spot

i thought you were a nonlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812871)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Big-titted idea he suggested library

This is a law BORT brother.

I'm not a lawyer but stil ljl'ing at those quinn suckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812921)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Submissive liquid oxygen parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748737)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed locus

To be fair,

Brother Deeh isn't a lawyer and he knows more about the legal profession than most practitioners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812923)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Wild jade spot

lol brother I've found that's not the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813048)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Electric selfie halford

And I would rather make my 100k in-house and work 35 hours a week and go home with zero stress. Enjoy your early death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748146)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: demanding fishy wrinkle location

lol, quinn

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/01/2013-biglaw-bonuses-an-atl-infographic/most-generous-law-firms-final-4/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812663)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Idiotic turquoise mediation

somehow i had an interview with them at *3L* oci. they would have been out of my league even for 2L.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812689)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Unhinged Factory Reset Button

why do you think they interviewed you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812702)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Idiotic turquoise mediation

maybe there weren't that many people with good credentials who signed up. i got a nice dinner out of it and they were friendly so i can't complain much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812856)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Fluffy stage quadroon

When I was a law clerk, they sent a mailer detailing their bonuses and salaries and partnership odds. I applied and I've never received a rejection letter faster. It was in my mail box in 3 days, and I live no where near Houston.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812734)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Cowardly beady-eyed public bath

This must be one of my alt pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749059)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Umber awkward station knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749862)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: flirting locale

downsides:

-3k hours/years

-you probably gotta live in Texas (mainly Houston); Seattle is an OK office; the LA/NY offices are too small

-partners there don't make that much

-they overrate clerkships and it causes their talent to suffer; a T6 honors grad who forgoes a clerkship won't get hired, but a UHouston grad who got a SD Tex clerkship will get hired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813088)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: dun gas station

well, they have a summer program, so they get lots of t6 honors applicants that ALSO clerk. hard to imagine they're less talented than a host of other very-talented litigation firms (keker, morvillo, munger, w&c, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813124)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: insane church

(MAF T6 grad w/o clerkship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748106)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 11:37 PM
Author: Ebony Aphrodisiac Pistol University

Lol DC clerkships are the best training you could possibly get in 1 yr. It's valuing experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748514)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored Marketing Idea

Why not do chill-as-fukkkk market paying V50, where you can do 2000 hours even and get the market bonus that isn't all that much smaller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749623)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: Provocative cerise principal's office

You can. For 2.5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749626)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored Marketing Idea

Yep, then another V50 for 2.5 years, then a V100 for 2.5 yrs, and finally you go in house or govt for a modest pay cut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749685)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Umber awkward station knife

Then the sweet peace of the grave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749860)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: appetizing light piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27778791)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: passionate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749671)