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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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174
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
Chauncey
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
bluecanary
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
leecher
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
bluecanary
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
Big Easy Nigger
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
Zhou
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
Chauncey
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
Zhou
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
every poster not yet in this thread
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
every poster not yet in this thread
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
ALL YOUR BAFF ARE BELONG TO US
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
virgindood
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
Rod Erectus, Esq.
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
Under Cover Gunner (megaposter status achieved)
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
Cruella De Vil
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
Chauncey
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
honk if you are nigger
  09/01/05
i loved this one
Chauncey
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
179
Norwegian_Wood
  09/01/05
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Zhou
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
dudepal
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
snowmantan
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
.... ............. .. ...........
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
Ever-present football player rapist
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
dudepal
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
honk if you are nigger
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
futurejacoby
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
Big Easy Nigger
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
futurejacoby
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
futurejacoby
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
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174
  12/02/05
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174
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
futurejacoby
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
174
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
futurejacoby
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
futurejacoby
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
bluecanary
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
fulano
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
joires
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
Loser-Fuckles
  09/01/05
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174
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
shiveringjenny
  09/01/05
A+
174
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
A horse walks into a bar
  09/01/05
classic
David Carr
  09/02/05
178
warren buffettzini
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
Remember Sniglets? I do.
  09/02/05
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174
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
done and done
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
Renada Deshada
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
Harvard Mouth in his Faggoty White Uniform
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
warren buffettzini
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
Harvard Mouth in his Faggoty White Uniform
  12/02/05
i thought it was
warren buffettzini
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
Harvard Mouth in his Faggoty White Uniform
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
ponky
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Great Teacher Onkizuka
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
bates_master
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Great Teachar Onizuka
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
Lord Psycholomort
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
Lord Psycholomort
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
Lord Psycholomort
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
Ash J. Williams
  12/02/05
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174
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Great Teachar Onizuka
  12/02/05
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174
  12/02/05
prestigious
Great Teachar Onizuka
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
Ash J. Williams
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
Lord Psycholomort
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
Jesus H. Christ Esq
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
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  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
Blue Smoke
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
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  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
stickle
  05/12/06
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Joey
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
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  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: Chauncey

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: bluecanary (Just give me the short version.)

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: leecher

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: bluecanary (Just give me the short version.)

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Big Easy Nigger

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Zhou (Pride WorldWide)

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Chauncey

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Zhou (Pride WorldWide)

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: every poster not yet in this thread

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: every poster not yet in this thread

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: ALL YOUR BAFF ARE BELONG TO US

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didnít have cushions or cupholders, unlike my fatherís Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: virgindood

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Rod Erectus, Esq.

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Under Cover Gunner (megaposter status achieved)

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Cruella De Vil ("I was cynical in high school." )

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Chauncey

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: honk if you are nigger

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldnít have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Chauncey

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Norwegian_Wood

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: Zhou (Pride WorldWide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: dudepal

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: snowmantan

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because itís fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. Itís like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: .... ............. .. ...........

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Ever-present football player rapist

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: dudepal

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: honk if you are nigger

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: futurejacoby

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Big Easy Nigger

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: 174 (everything I touch turns to FLAME)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: futurejacoby

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: futurejacoby

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: futurejacoby

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: 174 (Deadly in high doses)

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: futurejacoby

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: futurejacoby

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: bluecanary (Just give me the short version.)

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: fulano

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: joires (joires)

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Loser-Fuckles

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: shiveringjenny (I, Garland, will knock you all down!!!)

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: 174 (Deadly in high doses)

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: A horse walks into a bar (SELL MORTIMER, SELL!)

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: David Carr

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: warren buffettzini ("I could dump the stock just to burn your ass!")

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: Remember Sniglets? I do.

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: done and done

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: Renada Deshada

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: Harvard Mouth in his Faggoty White Uniform

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: warren buffettzini (Drexel Burnham Lambert)

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: Harvard Mouth in his Faggoty White Uniform

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: warren buffettzini (Drexel Burnham Lambert)

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: Harvard Mouth in his Faggoty White Uniform

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: ponky (damn you white boy (van horn))

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Great Teacher Onkizuka

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: bates_master

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Great Teachar Onizuka

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Lord Psycholomort

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Lord Psycholomort

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Lord Psycholomort

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Ash J. Williams

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Great Teachar Onizuka

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: 174 (everything I touch turns to FLAME)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Great Teachar Onizuka

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Ash J. Williams

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Lord Psycholomort

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,.


i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Blue Smoke (Neither a borrower nor a lender be)

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (CAVALIER 3-0-2)


where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (CAVALIER 3-0-2)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: stickle

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: Joey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (president bush gave me the key to japan and a guitar. )


seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)