Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM Author: 174 (Tending the Tree of Knowledge)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM Author: Chauncey
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."
You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM Author: Zhou (Pride WorldWide)
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"
redundant
" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "
Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.
"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."
Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM Author: every poster not yet in this thread
176.
What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM Author: ALL YOUR BAFF ARE BELONG TO US
Fucking hi-larious, 180!
I thought these lines were especially funny:
"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."
"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478) |

Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM Author: virgindood
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"
180 just for that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099) |

Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM Author: Rod Erectus, Esq.
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."
Simply Brilliant.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112) |

Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM Author: dudepal
180.
Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:
"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)
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Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM Author: snowmantan
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:
"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."
Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...
Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414) |

Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM Author: .... ............. .. ...........
180+++
> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.
lmao
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454) |

Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM Author: Ever-present football player rapist
180
Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM Author: futurejacoby
This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.
I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.
Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM Author: futurejacoby
Listen you little prep school fag.
Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064) |
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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM Author: futurejacoby
Probably a Leer 70.
Tell him to buy a GS.
Wannabe.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057) |

Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: A horse walks into a bar (SELL MORTIMER, SELL!)
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."
That was my favorite part.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM Author: Remember Sniglets? I do.
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.
Not bad.
However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.
Fairly funny overall.
However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM Author: Renada Deshada
"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."
outstanding
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700) |

Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM Author: bates_master
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.
well played.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068) |

Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM Author: Jesus H. Christ Esq (http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6329/shutup15ws.jpg)
Your friend had nickels?
That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM Author: Lord Psycholomort
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.
You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872) |

Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM Author: Ash J. Williams
I didn't even smile.
really, it is not that funny.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM Author: Ash J. Williams
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.
sorry, just wasn't that interesting.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893) |

Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,.
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.
A+
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494) |

Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (CAVALIER 3-0-2)
where the hell did this go?!?!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217) |
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Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (CAVALIER 3-0-2)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296) |
Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM Author: .,..,.,.,.,,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,.,. (president bush gave me the key to japan and a guitar. )
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428) |
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