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I accidentally bought the "gay" fleshlight... FUCK MY LIFE

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a sh...
Fantasy-prone iridescent abode
  05/07/14
whats their refund policy?
Emerald nursing home athletic conference
  09/22/15
Sounds like you're gay bro
drunken partner prole
  05/07/14
fuk u bro this isn't funny
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Ruby Frozen Masturbator Brethren
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tyft, would read again
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  05/07/14
To be honest, I really don't know why I was even intrigued b...
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lmao
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I truly hope this isn't flame
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  05/19/17
lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"
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Costumed Angry Sex Offender
  11/20/17
OUT the other ideas!
floppy alcoholic hall
  11/20/17
God's love has its limits.
Ruby Frozen Masturbator Brethren
  01/01/23
I just "want the one that feels best" lisped the t...
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  05/07/14
Jack's Gape Soda is the perfect pick-me-up for hung tops. Yo...
charcoal ticket booth
  05/07/14
what's gay about this
jet university
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simmer down earl
magenta stain
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is this from misc?
charcoal ticket booth
  05/07/14
if only :((((((((((((
Fantasy-prone iridescent abode
  05/07/14
You're a creepy, psychotic asshole on this board. Seems like...
Frum jap faggotry
  05/07/14
I know man, I know. I've done a few other weird things too. ...
Fantasy-prone iridescent abode
  05/07/14
you peed for about a week?
charcoal ticket booth
  05/07/14
no it burnt for a week when i peed
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  05/07/14
oh fuck lol
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i think you put quotes around the wrong word
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This is great
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*slowly backs out of this thread*
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cmon bro drop some insight
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it doesn't turn you on thinking about pulling down those tig...
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that's y u gay
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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a shop who's website claimed they would have them. Unforunatley they were out. I started looking at fleshlights but without much prior knowledge. I liked the price of the Sex in a Can line and was just browsing those.

The lady that worked there started giving me the spiel about how popular Fleshlights are and whatnot and said the stamina control unit was the most popular after the original.

I'm looking at the cans and they all have different textures and it was tough to figure it all out on the spot. They all had different openings too but I didn't care much about whether it looks like a pussy or an ass or a mouth - I want the one that feels best based on rubber things I rub on my dick.

I played it safe, I thought, and went with the one with the mini-stamina control texture - most popular and presumably tighter... I ain't that big. Bonus was the opening was just a small hole, I thought, that didn't look like anything. No fake pussy or mouth, or fangs - fyi: some have fangs.

But then I get home. Well, the first thing I did was use it once but during that I noticed that it did have that balloon knot look of an asshole but whatever. It felt fucking awesome. When I was done, and satisfied, I started googling the "Gape Soda NSFW" ( http://www.fleshjack.com/jacks-soda/ )I bought and absolutly everything turned up gay and I'm not super comfortable with that. Turns out I bought a Fleshjack - the gay Fleshlight.

As much as the fake pussy versions are supposed to make you think pussy, this one is designed to be a dude's ass... that doesn't work for me. I'm trying to reconcile that it's just rubber and the same way I didn't need fake pussy lips means that I don't have to think of this thing as a dude's ass but it's not easy. I mean on one hand it's still the best tightness and texture for me, but I'll be penetrating a fake male butthole.

I'm not having a crisis that using this makes me gay. No, I just want to enjoy my $50 toy and I can't escape the thought of it being a male butt, which I don't really want. I don't want to buy a pussy based unit but I might have to now because I like the feeling but I have trouble with it this way.

I don't know... and I'm drunk now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516791)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Emerald nursing home athletic conference

whats their refund policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815809)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: drunken partner prole

Sounds like you're gay bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516806)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

fuk u bro this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516817)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Ruby Frozen Masturbator Brethren



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: naked concupiscible affirmative action parlor

tyft, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516816)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

You think this is bad? Here's why I had to toss my last one -- The pussy lips on the fleshlight were a little disfigured from when I dabbled in pyro fetish. I coated the entry to the fleshlight with lighter fluid and germx and set it on fire and fucked it. First of all, lighter fluid deteriorates the material and so do flames. The next problem I ran into was my thrusts forcing the globs of flaming germx to fly off of the fleshlight and nearly set my rug on fire. The last, and arguably most important problem with this is that you will burn your dick. If your thrusts don't put out the blaze in the first few pumps, you'll be left with a peeling dick for a week. Would not recommend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516833)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

To be honest, I really don't know why I was even intrigued by it. I thought it would be fun to fuck a pussy that was on fire, but wouldn't want to risk hurting another person. I liked the idea of pulling out and cumming on the flames to put them out. The heat was too much so I thought maybe a condom would protect me for a few more seconds. It ended up burning right through the condom and giving me a nasty little burn on my shaft. After I burned myself, I stopped trying to fuck it while it was on fire but instead coated it in germx and had a lighter closeby. When I got close to climax I lit it up and shot my load but I was in too much pain for an impressive release. Also, I had to pour water on it and put ointment on my burns. It was one of those ideas that sounded a lot better in my head than in reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516853)



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: translucent bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25544855)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: spectacular aquamarine parlour coffee pot

180

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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: glittery boltzmann lodge

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30203016)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed charismatic market

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514328)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: fuchsia locale



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:52 PM
Author: Emerald nursing home athletic conference

I truly hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349208)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Dead Native Rigpig

lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733011)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Costumed Angry Sex Offender



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: floppy alcoholic hall

OUT the other ideas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733438)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Ruby Frozen Masturbator Brethren

God's love has its limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728150)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: smoky razzmatazz public bath main people

I just "want the one that feels best" lisped the totally straight bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516824)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:58 AM
Author: charcoal ticket booth

Jack's Gape Soda is the perfect pick-me-up for hung tops. You know how to work a bottom's hole to make entry as pleasurable as possible ... But we've done the work for you and this bottom is ready to play! Featuring a relaxed opening and the Stamina texture from Endurance Jack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516844)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: jet university

what's gay about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516851)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: magenta stain

simmer down earl

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: charcoal ticket booth

is this from misc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516863)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

if only :((((((((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516873)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: Frum jap faggotry

You're a creepy, psychotic asshole on this board. Seems like you had it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516864)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

I know man, I know. I've done a few other weird things too. You know those glowsticks that are really long that you can make into a loop and wear around your neck? I had a bunch of those a couple years back and i'd lubricate them and put them in my urethra. Then when I got good and hard, I'd bend my penis to activate the glowstick. It was really satisfying to hear the crack of the glowstick coming from my cock. It made me feel like I was breaking my dick in half but without actually harming myself. I stopped doing this after two events put a damper on the fun. Once I got overzealous and put the glowstick all the way in to where I couldnt see it anymore. It took a long time to coax out. The other time, the plastic had some imperfections and ended up slicing the inside of my penis a bit. It burned like a thousand suns when I peed for about a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516871)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: charcoal ticket booth

you peed for about a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516879)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

no it burnt for a week when i peed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516986)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: spectacular aquamarine parlour coffee pot

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815868)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:03 AM
Author: buff motley whorehouse

i think you put quotes around the wrong word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516882)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: charcoal ticket booth



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: dark arousing menage doctorate

ok i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516953)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Electric gas station

took me a second, but so did i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517103)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: dark arousing menage doctorate

not proud to admit it but it took me a sec too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519890)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516964)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: Emerald nursing home athletic conference

This is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733105)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: hairless private investor stag film

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733441)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Aromatic elastic band



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Ruby Frozen Masturbator Brethren



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Lime big field ceo

So the lady at the store thought you were gay?

What do you look like, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516896)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

No i just picked it without really thinking about it. She probably assumed I was gay when I handed it to her to ring up though. There was nothing obviously gay on the packaging, it's just the online marketing that makes me go wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516993)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: sapphire party of the first part karate

180

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:12 AM
Author: fishy chad



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Vigorous range



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: harsh azn skinny woman

*slowly backs out of this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517001)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

cmon bro drop some insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517030)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Ruby Frozen Masturbator Brethren



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:44 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

thinking of buying this... thoughts?

http://www.amazon.com/TLC-CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Natural/dp/B00187RE5I/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1399441427&sr=1-1&keywords=fleshlight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517060)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: contagious wrinkle house

Reminder...THIS is the mental image the sex toy you are fucking is intended to evoke:

http://static.fleshjack.com/landing/jacks-soda/gape-gfx.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517089)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

fuck off man this isn't helping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517094)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: contagious wrinkle house

it doesn't turn you on thinking about pulling down those tight little purple briefs to reveal his twinkbottom as he lovingly gazes back at you with a shit-eating grin that bears mild to moderate features of mental retardation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517129)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: Ivory temple french chef

that's y u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517131)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed genital piercing

how is it gay? is it a butthole that comes with glued on hair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517133)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:09 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

did you click the link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517146)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Lime big field ceo



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: spectacular aquamarine parlour coffee pot

protip- never buy the butthole version of these things, just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519866)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Titillating faggot firefighter address

STRONG op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25521074)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Crawly Coral Step-uncle's House Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27478503)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Chrome Bat-shit-crazy Area

I don't understand why they make it like a soda can. Whats the appeal of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479325)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: bistre brunch

When you leave it out people will assume the cheap plastic can of "gape soda" that reeks of semen is a delicious beverage and not something for jacking off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479482)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: translucent bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479486)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: comical black yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30202937)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: fuchsia locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349168)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#36983984)



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: crusty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#37644534)



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Slate Talented Spot Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#37644926)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: sienna internet-worthy plaza sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#41740267)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: pink idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#43237389)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:55 PM
Author: crusty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728189)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Razzle aqua tanning salon

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479343)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: translucent bawdyhouse

rofl all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479385)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: racy macaca internal respiration

LOLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479516)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Out-of-control Up-to-no-good Rehab

OP of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479557)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: pink idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815779)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: 180 corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815797)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Galvanic deranged jew

missed this, thank god it was bumped. 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815847)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: crusty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30202933)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: trip metal stage

holy fuck. strong bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30202942)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: crusty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30265613)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: bipolar office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31101526)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: pink idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514226)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Transparent Toaster

give it to HRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514278)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: rusted cerebral den electric furnace

You accidentally a gay fleshlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514406)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: sticky kitty cat depressive

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349161)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: Emerald nursing home athletic conference

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349180)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: Orange Fortuitous Meteor Psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349183)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: stimulating sable orchestra pit preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349378)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: confused institution alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34732966)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Insecure Khaki Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34732973)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Maroon Point

Random bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34732981)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:26 PM
Author: Lascivious boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733071)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Emerald nursing home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733107)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: confused institution alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733408)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 7:21 PM
Author: sienna internet-worthy plaza sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#41740897)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: fuchsia locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34732984)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: Slate Talented Spot Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733164)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733205)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: hyperventilating crimson goyim

*ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733223)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring police squad mad-dog skullcap

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733420)



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Date: December 15th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#37413239)



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: pink idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#37644475)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 8:24 AM
Author: Umber gaping hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#38644722)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone iridescent abode

the original link looked something liek this fwiw

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQyx-G76ZruQaJSqcAI71xpP_a1dlpwrIQAy_I2_CZnOonRUMlJ&usqp=CAU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#39957623)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:29 PM
Author: pink idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#41740236)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Orchid chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#41740250)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:45 PM
Author: rambunctious irradiated dopamine location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45727630)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:46 PM
Author: chestnut idea he suggested

Thank you, one of the funniest threads of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45727633)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:49 PM
Author: crusty heaven

it's too bad the link in OP died. it directed to a page that looked like this https://heyepiphora.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fleshlight-fleshjack-sex-in-a-can-jacks-soda.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728172)