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Remarks on the Felling of P. Bunyan, October 2147 A.D.

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Date: May 24th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cruise ship patrolman

{standing at hastily assembled podium and wooden stage, the gargantuan head of the murderous wood-cutter in the foreground, his body extending outward into the crowd, gathered toward the stage on either side of their once-great nemesis}

"Did we kill the Lumberjack?"

{shouts of "aye!" from the crowd}

"Yes, we did."

{Cheers}

"Gentlemen. Please. Did we kill the lumberjack? Yes, we did. But we did not do so lightly."

{In the distance, the bellowing of a mighty ox sounds -- camera turns; in far-off background, right, the fifty-ton beast companion can be seen struggling against massive ropework bindings; men heave and pull to keep Babe down}

"No. We did not do this lightly. In fact, I speak to you now with a heavy heart. For Paul Bunyan was a great man."

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Date: May 24th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cruise ship patrolman

{A squadron of fighter jets flies overhead in tribute, misting the crowd with maple syrup}

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Date: May 25th, 2014 12:44 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2014 1:01 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 8:59 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:37 PM
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Date: April 1st, 2015 10:49 AM
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