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GF LIVID at my JOKE

I recently bought a house that I am fixing. I had a contract...
hyperventilating pearl whorehouse
  06/27/14
you really do come off as an autist in your posts
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  06/27/14
your gf sounds unhinged
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  06/27/14
bc he will def marry her
heady orchestra pit really tough guy
  06/27/14
or the contractor
Trip Gay Wizard
  06/27/14
if you said "not yet" instead of no, why would she...
dashing principal's office
  06/27/14
I have no idea.
hyperventilating pearl whorehouse
  06/27/14
Are you autistic or just ESL
Adulterous hairy legs
  06/27/14
Yes, you are in the wrong. The premise of the joke is that ...
Haunting Unhinged Library Quadroon
  06/27/14
which can never be acceptable in Obama's America
Gold Puppy Range
  06/27/14
This is a private non-governmental social interaction.
Haunting Unhinged Library Quadroon
  06/27/14
haven't you heard that Obama is the reason for anything that...
lascivious sickened community account
  06/27/14
"whoa whow wow not yet" is a joke now? why did yo...
Naked field
  06/27/14
Hell no you weren't in the wrong JFC women
turquoise apoplectic school cafeteria knife
  06/27/14
What joke?
Snowy bat shit crazy brunch
  06/27/14
She's wrong. Fuck people who take shit like that personally ...
Elite fragrant shitlib
  06/27/14
it was a joke, but a joke at her expense. she is overreactin...
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Trip Gay Wizard
  06/27/14
I don't belittle her. At least, I don't do it on purpose. I ...
hyperventilating pearl whorehouse
  06/27/14
I don't find this joke offensive, but I can see why she is p...
alcoholic provocative menage
  06/27/14
this. guys make jokes like these, and girls get a little a...
Jet-lagged Hissy Fit Spot
  11/20/14
You're in the wrong.
fuchsia bateful ladyboy
  06/27/14
yep, he's dating the wrong person
Ultramarine keepsake machete
  06/27/14
i like how you capitalized joke despite that what you're ref...
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  06/27/14
I actually find it slightly amusing but would most likely el...
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  06/27/14
did you go pee pee in her coke?
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PSA: the contractor is going to fucking GAPE your jew ass on...
bonkers gaping corner
  06/27/14
We will see. I have received 2 bids so far. He is the 4th co...
hyperventilating pearl whorehouse
  06/27/14
I don't think you were "in the wrong" per se, but ...
Aromatic national persian
  06/27/14
my gf wanted to open a joint checking account and i said &qu...
Ultramarine keepsake machete
  06/27/14
In this one dependency case I had the county counsel actuall...
Know-it-all sandwich piazza
  06/27/14
I hate our DV laws more than any other in the books. Mea...
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  06/20/17
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  06/27/14
The second coming of christ happened during your inane conve...
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  06/27/14
Can't believe no one has asked how long you two have been go...
Fluffy abnormal office
  11/20/14
And do you guys already live together? Is there a reason for...
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  11/20/14
Fuck her. It was a joke. That said, I have massive marita...
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  11/20/14
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Domesticated boistinker
  06/20/17
TBF you both sound like miserable self-involved twats. If...
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  06/20/17
She sounds Eastern European
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  06/20/17
It was a stupid joke. You don't take a strangers side at you...
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  06/20/17
don't say woah woah woah next time. Think you kind of fuc...
Sinister jew
  06/20/17
CR
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  06/20/17
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  09/11/18
1. half of you guys are dumb as shit and autistic 2. he w...
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  09/11/18
it was a joke on her, should've smiled at her or addressed h...
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: hyperventilating pearl whorehouse

I recently bought a house that I am fixing. I had a contractor come over to give me an estimate on the cost. The contractor says, "I assume you two, well you and your wife?" And, I said, "Whoooaaa...whoa...not yet." (Everyone laughs)

[fast forward to end of walking the contractor through the project]

GF: I am fucking livid!

Me: WTF? Why?

GF: You don't want to marry me? Am I just here for fun?

Me: It was a joke.

GF: It wasn't a joke. It didn't come off as a joke.

JFC. Was I in the wrong brothers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828420)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: onyx striped hyena kitty cat

you really do come off as an autist in your posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828425)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: mustard vivacious stag film background story

your gf sounds unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828430)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Domesticated boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601529)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Kitchen



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Date: November 27th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Trip Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#37312342)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone fat ankles

b/c you failed to be the alpha she will be seeking out tyrone tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828432)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: heady orchestra pit really tough guy

bc he will def marry her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828497)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Trip Gay Wizard

or the contractor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828504)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: dashing principal's office

if you said "not yet" instead of no, why would she be LIVID?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828434)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: hyperventilating pearl whorehouse

I have no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828444)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Adulterous hairy legs

Are you autistic or just ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828450)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Haunting Unhinged Library Quadroon

Yes, you are in the wrong. The premise of the joke is that you have more power than your gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828453)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Gold Puppy Range

which can never be acceptable in Obama's America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828509)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: Haunting Unhinged Library Quadroon

This is a private non-governmental social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828548)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: lascivious sickened community account

haven't you heard that Obama is the reason for anything that is fucked up in this country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828645)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Naked field

"whoa whow wow not yet" is a joke now? why did you care what the contractor thinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828478)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: turquoise apoplectic school cafeteria knife

Hell no you weren't in the wrong

JFC women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828488)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Snowy bat shit crazy brunch

What joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828491)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Elite fragrant shitlib

She's wrong. Fuck people who take shit like that personally and jump to conclusions before even discussing it with you or even thinking about it. Bish seems to think she's entitled to be wifed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828494)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Pungent talented sanctuary

it was a joke, but a joke at her expense. she is overreacting tho, unless you typically belittle her at other times. i'm guessing you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828495)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Trip Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828505)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:42 AM
Author: hyperventilating pearl whorehouse

I don't belittle her. At least, I don't do it on purpose. I have a feeling she is on a fast-track to marriage, and my comment suggested I wasn't on the same page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828575)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: alcoholic provocative menage

I don't find this joke offensive, but I can see why she is pissed. I think your feeling is correct and is the root of why she feels insecure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828653)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hissy Fit Spot

this.

guys make jokes like these, and girls get a little annoyed by them. she shouldnt be livid, but you should expect her to be a little annoyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#26758581)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: fuchsia bateful ladyboy

You're in the wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828498)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine keepsake machete

yep, he's dating the wrong person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828510)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor

i like how you capitalized joke despite that what you're referring to isn't actually a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828525)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: alcoholic provocative menage

I actually find it slightly amusing but would most likely elicit a nervous laughter than a genuine chuckle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828657)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor

did you go pee pee in her coke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828539)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:42 AM
Author: Bearded painfully honest school scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828573)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Know-it-all sandwich piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828604)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



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Date: June 20th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



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Date: June 20th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601123)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Sinister jew

cheerios. the expression is now cheerios, peepee in her cheerios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601609)



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Date: November 27th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



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Date: March 1st, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



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Date: August 9th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



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Date: August 24th, 2022 11:37 AM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



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Date: December 7th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#45601533)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: bonkers gaping corner

PSA: the contractor is going to fucking GAPE your jew ass on the costs to do anything in your house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828563)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: hyperventilating pearl whorehouse

We will see. I have received 2 bids so far. He is the 4th contractor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828580)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Aromatic national persian

I don't think you were "in the wrong" per se, but just be aware that this is one of those third-rail topics that you can't joke about with women ever, no matter how obvious, without them flipping out. Same thing happened to me with my now wife before we were married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828668)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine keepsake machete

my gf wanted to open a joint checking account and i said "but we're even not married." she didn't speak to me for a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828694)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all sandwich piazza

In this one dependency case I had the county counsel actually argued it was DOMESTIC VIOLENCE for a husband not to set up a joint bank account. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828719)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Domesticated boistinker

I hate our DV laws more than any other in the books.

Meant as a shield and faggot lawyers use them as a sword

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601548)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood yapping friendly grandma national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828735)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: diverse trailer park double fault

The second coming of christ happened during your inane conversation AND Jesus asked about his past sins?

I'm calling flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#25828782)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Fluffy abnormal office

Can't believe no one has asked how long you two have been going out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#26758418)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Flushed Duck-like Dilemma

And do you guys already live together? Is there a reason for her to think it is more serious than it is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#26758738)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: sexy turdskin

Fuck her. It was a joke.

That said, I have massive marital problems...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#26758443)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Domesticated boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601550)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: angry glittery prole telephone

TBF you both sound like miserable self-involved twats.

If this shit is a big deal in your relationship already, get out now and save everyone involved the pain of divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601033)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Hairless depressive base

She sounds Eastern European

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601583)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller slimy filthpig psychic

It was a stupid joke. You don't take a strangers side at your gfs expense like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601590)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Sinister jew

don't say woah woah woah next time.

Think you kind of fucked up there. it's a big financial investment. chicks need certainty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601614)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Thriller slimy filthpig psychic

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33601706)



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Date: June 20th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Dead Parlour

It sounds like you're not doing a good enough job providing her certainty that she's on the marriage track. Her track may be moving faster than your track, but that shouldn't be an issue if you can convince her that both your train and hers are heading toward the same station.

If you can give her this comfort that marriage is, so far, a "when" as opposed to an "if", she may chill out and slow down her marriage track.

This is how couples break up. Do you want her looking for her Plan Beta behind your back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#33602038)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#36789168)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Ivory Soul-stirring Space

1. half of you guys are dumb as shit and autistic

2. he was not in the wrong, it was clearly a "lol slow down brother!" joke, his gf is being a faggot. although perhaps he should've already known she'd be a faggot.

3. I am smarter than all of you. On a team, against me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#36789188)



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Date: November 27th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: 180 primrose forum

it was a joke on her, should've smiled at her or addressed her somehow before responding to the dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#37312407)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: shimmering bespoke pervert parlor



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Date: December 7th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: passionate burgundy windowlicker



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Date: December 7th, 2022 2:48 PM
Author: walnut erotic crackhouse legal warrant

seems like one of my threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604749&forum_id=2#45599727)