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Jesus fucking Christ. Jones Day needs new letterhead.

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess. http://abovethelaw....
Provocative blue trump supporter
  07/03/14
It's classy, bro.
iridescent gunner stead
  07/03/14
It's trash.
Provocative blue trump supporter
  07/03/14
hows JDNEW?
pontificating transparent legal warrant
  05/22/16
Dear OP, Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your tit...
Insane party of the first part crackhouse
  07/03/14
>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq. we also would have acc...
Boyish Bipolar Yarmulke Center
  04/01/16
this thread will closely monitored
Scarlet House
  07/03/14
Aw, fuck.
Provocative blue trump supporter
  07/03/14
Dear Sir, Please monitor your posts for typos. Thank
histrionic internet-worthy base
  07/03/14
fuck
Scarlet House
  07/03/14
lmao
Copper Electric Theater
  03/31/16
...
Very Tactful Kitty Sound Barrier
  03/31/16
partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT S...
Hot sticky brunch
  07/03/14
He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pw...
Insane party of the first part crackhouse
  07/03/14
EDIT: Website's response http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06...
Offensive chest-beating weed whacker
  07/03/14
dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh
green potus
  07/03/14
...
Mind-boggling Idea He Suggested Private Investor
  07/03/14
...
Offensive chest-beating weed whacker
  07/03/14
Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a ...
Insanely creepy roommate stage
  07/03/14
TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr
Offensive chest-beating weed whacker
  07/03/14
Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr...
Insane party of the first part crackhouse
  07/03/14
no, the original letter is on behalf of orr
Insanely creepy roommate stage
  07/03/14
OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB
Offensive chest-beating weed whacker
  07/03/14
No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself
Mind-boggling Idea He Suggested Private Investor
  07/03/14
pwned
Scarlet House
  07/03/14
pwned
Tan Frisky Temple
  07/03/14
Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban. http://...
buff institution corn cake
  07/03/14
yeah how incredibly prefigious
Offensive chest-beating weed whacker
  07/03/14
P.S. Eat shit and die
confused awkward principal's office
  07/03/14
just the right amount of snark, too.
massive people who are hurt ladyboy
  03/31/16
Way too wordy but otherwise credited
Topaz national security agency antidepressant drug
  03/31/16
Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bu...
massive people who are hurt ladyboy
  07/03/14
letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.
Translucent School
  07/03/14
(jones day summer associate)
Translucent School
  07/03/14
did you forget to log out dumbass?
buff institution corn cake
  07/03/14
Heh.
Provocative blue trump supporter
  07/03/14
...
embarrassed to the bone piazza
  07/03/14
...
Provocative blue trump supporter
  03/31/16
pwn
slap-happy heaven codepig
  03/31/16
...
Copper Electric Theater
  03/31/16
...
bateful lime forum
  03/31/16
What the fuck?
soul-stirring sienna school cafeteria selfie
  03/31/16
...
soul-stirring sienna school cafeteria selfie
  05/22/16
Lol Love it when this happens
glittery yellow coffee pot
  05/22/16
LOL
Aquamarine racy gaming laptop
  05/22/16
rofffffffl
Beady-eyed vermilion place of business half-breed
  05/22/16
...
domesticated kitchen
  05/22/16
...
Vengeful lettuce philosopher-king
  05/22/16
"letterhead is fine." If you have the aesthetic...
Provocative blue trump supporter
  07/03/14
skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like ...
Navy masturbator parlor
  07/03/14
...
fuchsia bespoke hissy fit genital piercing
  03/31/16
lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you can...
jet library
  03/31/16
lol
Vivacious property
  03/31/16
I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wt...
Lascivious round eye den
  03/31/16
It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggern...
Provocative blue trump supporter
  03/31/16
[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]
histrionic internet-worthy base
  05/22/16
Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitt...
multi-colored plaza
  03/31/16
Origination credit is powerful, bro.
iridescent gunner stead
  03/31/16
I was expecting something much worse Wachtell letterhead ...
kink-friendly stag film marketing idea
  03/31/16
this is a really narcissistic profession
multi-colored plaza
  03/31/16
Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-a...
iridescent gunner stead
  03/31/16
Wow, not flame: http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/92...
Cracking juggernaut haunted graveyard
  03/31/16
just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up co...
sapphire mad cow disease whorehouse
  04/23/16
Lol
stimulating range
  05/22/16
...
pontificating transparent legal warrant
  05/22/16
...
Disrespectful sepia deer antler
  05/22/16
Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a s...
Mustard chapel
  05/22/16
lol at lawrence pedowitz
Gaped cuck son of senegal
  05/22/16
"call me larry hehe"
Disrespectful sepia deer antler
  05/22/16
...
Provocative blue trump supporter
  05/24/16
And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was neve...
Aquamarine racy gaming laptop
  05/22/16
having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me
amethyst bossy really tough guy
  05/22/16
seconded. that stood out and bugged me.
Beady-eyed vermilion place of business half-breed
  05/22/16


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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Provocative blue trump supporter

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess.

http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Letter-1-600x766.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864393)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: iridescent gunner stead

It's classy, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864400)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Provocative blue trump supporter

It's trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864440)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: pontificating transparent legal warrant

hows JDNEW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535782)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Insane party of the first part crackhouse

Dear OP,

Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your title is not authorized. Please edit the title of your thread promptly to remove your infringing use of the mark. Your conduct will be closely monitored.

Sincerely,

Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864421)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Boyish Bipolar Yarmulke Center

>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

we also would have accepted Mortimer David Kikenstein, Jr., Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30182121)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Scarlet House

this thread will closely monitored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864424)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Provocative blue trump supporter

Aw, fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864438)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy base

Dear Sir,

Please monitor your posts for typos.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864442)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Scarlet House

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864463)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Copper Electric Theater

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178225)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Very Tactful Kitty Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178240)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Hot sticky brunch

partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT SCHOLARSHIP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864443)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Insane party of the first part crackhouse

He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pwning on the copyright act's fair use defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864453)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Offensive chest-beating weed whacker

EDIT: Website's response

http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06/24/5-23-14_letter_to_robert_p._ducatman.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864449)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: green potus

dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864473)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Idea He Suggested Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864476)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Offensive chest-beating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864483)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy roommate stage

Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a lawyer for the city of detroit in BK court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864491)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Offensive chest-beating weed whacker

TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864505)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: Insane party of the first part crackhouse

Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr website

Would be pretty 180 metaflame if Orr was trolling himself though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864635)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: Insanely creepy roommate stage

no, the original letter is on behalf of orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864638)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: Offensive chest-beating weed whacker

OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Idea He Suggested Private Investor

No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864822)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Scarlet House

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Tan Frisky Temple

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864661)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: buff institution corn cake

Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban.

http://www.eff.org/about/staff/daniel-nazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864817)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Offensive chest-beating weed whacker

yeah how incredibly prefigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864903)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: confused awkward principal's office

P.S. Eat shit and die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867087)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: massive people who are hurt ladyboy

just the right amount of snark, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178232)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Topaz national security agency antidepressant drug

Way too wordy but otherwise credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178413)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: massive people who are hurt ladyboy

Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bullshit threats. Lol at lawyers. Lol at our profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864766)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Translucent School

letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865136)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Translucent School

(jones day summer associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865140)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: buff institution corn cake

did you forget to log out dumbass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865171)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Provocative blue trump supporter

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865211)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867195)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Provocative blue trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178437)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: slap-happy heaven codepig

pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178460)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Copper Electric Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178567)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: bateful lime forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178586)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring sienna school cafeteria selfie

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178643)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring sienna school cafeteria selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: glittery yellow coffee pot

Lol

Love it when this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine racy gaming laptop

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534821)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion place of business half-breed

rofffffffl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534934)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: domesticated kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535185)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Vengeful lettuce philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535824)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Provocative blue trump supporter

"letterhead is fine."

If you have the aesthetic sensibilities of a senior citizen of counsel attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865206)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Navy masturbator parlor

skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867105)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: fuchsia bespoke hissy fit genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178222)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:35 PM
Author: jet library

lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you cant make this shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178248)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Vivacious property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178459)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: Lascivious round eye den

I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wtf is wrong with this?

The footer is the most objectionable part, and while I used to hate how firms listed their offices on their letterhead, after a couple of years of practice I realized that retard clients love having an office close by. Jones Day might as well market its McDonald's-esque franchising for all it's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178261)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Provocative blue trump supporter

It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggernaut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178450)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy base

[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535214)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: multi-colored plaza

Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitty parody website. Jfc at this profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178552)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: iridescent gunner stead

Origination credit is powerful, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178907)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly stag film marketing idea

I was expecting something much worse

Wachtell letterhead still includes all partner's names, so that literally takes up half the page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178610)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: multi-colored plaza

this is a really narcissistic profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178638)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: iridescent gunner stead

Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-aughts). Used to seeing it in small town shit law and/or passed-down-from-grandpop practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178941)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Cracking juggernaut haunted graveyard

Wow, not flame:

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/929351/000095012310110206/y87849c1y8784908.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178991)



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Date: April 23rd, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: sapphire mad cow disease whorehouse

just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up corporate filings on EDGAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30331306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: stimulating range

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: pontificating transparent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535793)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Disrespectful sepia deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535741)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Mustard chapel

Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a surprise!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Gaped cuck son of senegal

lol at lawrence pedowitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful sepia deer antler

"call me larry hehe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535742)



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Date: May 24th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Provocative blue trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30548199)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine racy gaming laptop

And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was never seen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534834)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: amethyst bossy really tough guy

having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535041)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion place of business half-breed

seconded. that stood out and bugged me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535228)