She left for 24 hours on that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115437)

"wah! my life as a SAHM is toooooo hard!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115448)

Sorry to hear this OP. I hope you believe me when I say I'm not rubbing it in, but when I arrive home I RUN inside to fire up the vape, grab an ice cold beer, and start poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115461)

After the woman I was having an affair with and I were found out by her husband, his response was like, "You dumb ass! (to her) **I need you to sign off on my tax returns every year. Your getting caught doing this makes me wonder whether you're even fit to be my kept bitch anymore, ah hem, excuse me, my well provided for bride whom I adore**

I thought, Damn this husband and wife have got the whole marriage thing figured out. There was little physical intimacy in their marriage but they were mutually beholden to one another, and tolerably happy, for the most part. I contrasted that with what I had seen of marriage in my parents, and the so called sanctity of the institution was no more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26115863)

I would just not come home until 1am and she was asleep. It was a running joke when I was a summer that I slept in the office, but really I was just there all the time so I did not have to see my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116110)

*takes a few harsh swigs of popov out of the discreet pint blending in with the vinyl interior*

*takes out pocket comb and gives the comb over a couple strokes and touches up the mustache*

*walks to door, holds the knob for a beat, rolls eyes and enters house of misery*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26116203)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26118741)

how long had you been dating before marriage? how long have you been married? how long into the marriage before it became like this?

can you imagine being married to ANYONE, under ANY set of circumstances, and having the marriage NOT devolve to this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119110)

If I married a woman 22-24 that doesn't make any money I could probably stave off the dissolution for several years but at some point around 30 she will make me wanna stay in the car for 10-15min upon arriving home no matter how cheerful she was or is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119157)

~How old were you both when you got married?

Would you do it (get married at that age) again? If not, would you just wait longer, or would you be a bachelor 4 lyfe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119288)

mid 30s

if i could, i would prefer to get married at 40, but i would still marry the same broad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119297)

kids on da way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26119362)

If I was watching TV when she walked in the door she would start an argument with me, usually over how lazy I am. I could hear her coming in through the outside gate which gave me enough time to jump up, turn off the TV and start washing dishes. That prolonged the inevitable argument every night for up to an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121423)

the image of some guy just sitting in his car, staring at the garage door before going in...it's very depressing. Almost like out of a Cheever short story or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121455)

She was a modern dancer, that was her college major, and when we got out here she joined this feminazi dance troupe. The dances I'd go watch at our undergrad was actually pretty cool. I honestly enjoyed them. This feminazi group though was torture. I remember this one dance where a girl did a solo dance around a ten foot tall prop tampon. It was supposed to be funny.

One of these shows I brought a friend of mine so I didn't have to sit through the shit alone. During the first intermission we ordered a beer and were still drinking it when the second act started. We just stayed put drinking our beer in the lobby area and were still drinking beer when they broke for the 2nd intermission. Someone said, "Hey, you guys got out here fast!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121850)

Good lord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#30278792)

Though it never come to this, I can relate to the feeling of sitting in the driveway/garage because there were times my fiance made me absolutely miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121547)

edit:nvm this is nutella, who rations out the nutt's per week. whatever her equivalent is, hidden wine taverns or w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26311463)

Only 60 more years like this to go, lil bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26121950)

Of course, they'll eventually become angsty pre-teen assholes, but it's great for now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26147179)

Fuckin sick dude what's wrong with you

EDIT: nice edit asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171813)

i was so right.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643326&forum_id=2#26171708)