10,000+ studies: shorts (<5'9s) are fucked for life.
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lots of friends, great relationship with my family.
Explain to me how I'm fucked little breh?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231262) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
Nah she wont.
I'm the alpha in my group of friends and it's not close.
I make more money than anybody in my family and they all look up to me as the smart succesful guy.
Former college athlete who's jacked as fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231274) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:43 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped me develop a fuck you attitude that served me well in sports biglaw and life.
And now I'm me. Basically perfect.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231284)
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:50 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality.
Like yeezus says everything I'm not made me everything I am.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231326)
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
Some advice for the weak out there.
If you're average in everything it's all personality and drive. You can shape your life into whatever you want it to be. If you're tall don't be a pushy and assume everything will be handed to you or you'll get lapped by a motivated alpha bro like me. If you're short don't be a pussy and assume you're fucked or you'll get lapped by an alpha bro like me.
Xoxohth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231391) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: zombie-like flesh ape
another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all the time. i am thinking of 2 literary references, one being Kantorek in all quiet on the western front, and another reference in a book called the long grey line about usma class of '66 i think. probably a lot of xo is familiar with the character of Kantorek who demanded an unreasonable amount of "respect" from the younger, chiller recruits to make up for his own inadequacies which were later exposed to greater detail on the field of battle. and the long grey line reference was not any one character in particular, but a known fact to the cadets that you didn't want to get stuck in a marching formation made up of shorts because the shorts in charge were so stickler about rules that they would fuck over more chill, fratty bros for nothing and get them in trouble.
as a short bro, you never want to be like this, or exhibit these characteristics. don't "try hard" be cool. don't fake alpha or fake aggressiveness. if you have to constantly fake it, you don't have what it takes to pull it off anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231454) |
Date: August 29th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: chest-beating background story parlour
10,000 studies: being short sux
a lone, brave pumo: being short is 180!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232239) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you cant be happy and have a fulfilling life if you're X or Y.
It's sad. It basically allows each of you to wallow in your own miserable lonely lives and tell yourselves it's not your fault - you were destined for it. It can't be helped. It just is, so you may as well give up and megapoast.
It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232490) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
My friend group is all non lawyers.
Not asian.
Yeah my HS friends def look up to me for my job and living in MFH.
I'm happy as a claim. Not bc of work. Your professional life shoudlnt define you. But bc my life is objectively awesome. Sorry about your serotonin disorder bro. Maybe pop out of the basement here and there and you can snap out of this depressive funk you've been in since high school?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232567) |
Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable.
You: 6'1", skinny fat, basement dweller, aspie and lonely.
This pumo wins the day fellas. I'm happy to have educated all you manlets.
Xoxohth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232507) |
Date: August 29th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: Navy Crackhouse
Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot chill non-American girlfriend.
You: CPA in Ohio hoping being 6'2" convinces a rapidly aging 5 to marry you and squeeze out a few pups before your seed becomes autistic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232651) |
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