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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
diverse skinny woman
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
swollen charcoal psychic
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Magenta vivacious stage
  09/18/14
fair
white knife
  09/18/14
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flesh narrow-minded stead background story
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
awkward bonkers university
  02/26/16
No man
curious glassy public bath mad cow disease
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
deep doctorate
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Drab greedy coffee pot
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Crimson house pervert
  02/26/16
fuk u
Floppy smoky new version
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Magenta vivacious stage
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awkward bonkers university
  05/06/22
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Peach galvanic casino
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bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams
  02/26/16
Lol fags
Translucent Razzmatazz Crackhouse
  02/26/16
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bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
vengeful lemon electric furnace brunch
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
hateful know-it-all corner
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
vibrant burgundy round eye
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
titillating yarmulke parlour
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
hateful know-it-all corner
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
titillating yarmulke parlour
  03/08/16
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bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams
  09/28/21
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bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams
  02/15/22
Lul
judgmental church organic girlfriend
  02/15/22
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glittery point
  02/15/22
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diverse skinny woman
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
fluffy native
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Carnelian stock car
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
fluffy native
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Carnelian stock car
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
gaped spot
  05/06/22
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Carnelian stock car
  05/06/22
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fluffy native
  05/06/22
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bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams
  10/11/23
GOAT
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  01/16/24


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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: diverse skinny woman

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: swollen charcoal psychic

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Magenta vivacious stage

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: white knife

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: flesh narrow-minded stead background story



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: awkward bonkers university

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: curious glassy public bath mad cow disease

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: deep doctorate

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Drab greedy coffee pot

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Crimson house pervert

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Floppy smoky new version

fuk u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925833)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Magenta vivacious stage



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: awkward bonkers university



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Peach galvanic casino



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Translucent Razzmatazz Crackhouse

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: vengeful lemon electric furnace brunch

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: hateful know-it-all corner

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: vibrant burgundy round eye

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: titillating yarmulke parlour

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: hateful know-it-all corner

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: titillating yarmulke parlour

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: judgmental church organic girlfriend

Lul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#43970842)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: glittery point



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: diverse skinny woman



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: fluffy native

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Carnelian stock car

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: fluffy native

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Carnelian stock car

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: gaped spot

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Carnelian stock car



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: fluffy native



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy concupiscible address laser beams



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Racy chapel cuck

GOAT

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