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Supple son of senegal boiling water
  10/23/14
Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh
brindle swollen regret
  10/23/14
The smart ones were "busy with a closing."
Impressive Sanctuary
  10/23/14
Blonde one in the middle has a nice body
Dashing cuckold
  10/23/14
This is so gay on so many levels. Way too fake peppy. It'...
Bateful business firm famous landscape painting
  10/23/14
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high-end parlor
  10/23/14
some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans. P...
self-absorbed institution
  10/23/14
unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.
Gaped trip jew
  10/23/14
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emerald anal coffee pot
  10/23/14
"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a r...
Geriatric university
  10/23/14
They look like queers.
cerise ceo
  10/23/14
every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be sh...
Geriatric university
  10/23/14
Not luis.
cerise ceo
  10/23/14
Or harrison.
cerise ceo
  10/23/14
Or earl.
cerise ceo
  10/23/14
how's Sidley?
Gay Sadistic Pit
  10/23/14
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emerald anal coffee pot
  10/23/14
I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. ...
self-absorbed institution
  10/23/14
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Gay Sadistic Pit
  10/23/14
LJL@law
Alcoholic titillating partner cuck
  10/23/14
this is humiliating
zippy whorehouse
  10/23/14
I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended....
Confused french chef
  10/23/14
My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the...
razzmatazz police squad
  10/23/14
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Supple son of senegal boiling water
  10/23/14
"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take ...
Gay Sadistic Pit
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Useless flesh ape
  10/23/14
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Fluffy foreskin water buffalo
  10/23/14
Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets? D...
high-end parlor
  10/23/14
Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot f...
Metal Twinkling Jap Gay Wizard
  10/23/14
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Fluffy foreskin water buffalo
  10/23/14
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pink rigpig
  10/23/14
all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give ...
razzle international law enforcement agency kitchen
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JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. ...
cerebral friendly grandma
  10/23/14
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emerald anal coffee pot
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vigorous parlour
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fantasy-prone ticket booth newt
  10/23/14
I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it star...
provocative hissy fit chapel
  10/23/14
lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps t...
Gaped trip jew
  10/23/14
dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts
Fuchsia skinny woman
  10/23/14
explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to t...
Bateful business firm famous landscape painting
  10/23/14
umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are help...
cerebral friendly grandma
  10/23/14
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emerald anal coffee pot
  10/23/14
devastating
Gay Sadistic Pit
  10/23/14
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Useless flesh ape
  10/23/14
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zippy whorehouse
  10/23/14
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fantasy-prone ticket booth newt
  10/23/14
The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their fi...
self-absorbed institution
  10/23/14
they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school a...
shimmering 180 roommate
  10/23/14
And they're not a part of a team?
Bateful business firm famous landscape painting
  10/23/14
chicago first years in dem ND shorts
cracking incel theatre
  10/23/14
So glad to be in shitlaw right now.
cerise ceo
  10/23/14
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Supple son of senegal boiling water
  10/23/14
I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.
Impressive Sanctuary
  10/23/14
team playership and having "rivals" in the context...
self-absorbed institution
  10/23/14
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Supple son of senegal boiling water
  10/23/14
i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped int...
Up-to-no-good spectacular shitlib
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Supple son of senegal boiling water
  10/23/14
lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get...
cerebral friendly grandma
  10/23/14
moar like Sidley Autism
Gay Sadistic Pit
  10/23/14
OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME N...
adventurous big-titted market
  10/23/14
lol
emerald anal coffee pot
  10/23/14
Lol at secuirty "person"
frisky galvanic church
  10/23/14
The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch ...
Gaped trip jew
  10/23/14
LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ...
Fluffy foreskin water buffalo
  10/23/14
i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year ol...
vivacious unhinged milk spot
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emerald anal coffee pot
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aphrodisiac dun shrine dog poop
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demanding cheese-eating hospital
  10/24/14
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zippy whorehouse
  10/24/14
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chrome passionate corner wrinkle
  06/22/15
I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildin...
high-end parlor
  06/22/15
Wtf is this jfc
Concupiscible dragon
  10/23/14
Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's jus...
brindle swollen regret
  10/24/14
bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of th...
Bateful business firm famous landscape painting
  06/22/15
the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley
Buck-toothed cumskin library
  06/22/15


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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Supple son of senegal boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572273)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: brindle swollen regret

Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572351)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Impressive Sanctuary

The smart ones were "busy with a closing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572601)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing cuckold

Blonde one in the middle has a nice body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572294)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Bateful business firm famous landscape painting

This is so gay on so many levels.

Way too fake peppy. It's the kind of fake peppy that only a type A striver who has spent his or her entire life grinding to become a capitalist slave could exhibit on a corporate video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572310)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: high-end parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572838)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed institution

some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans.

Perfect representatives of young lawyers, but they could have thrown in a wheezing jew or two. Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports. Girls are bossy overachiever types with middling looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572321)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Gaped trip jew

unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572524)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: emerald anal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572543)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Geriatric university

"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports"

what are you complaining about? xo posters bring up the dumbest shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572686)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: cerise ceo

They look like queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: Geriatric university

every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be short, fat, ugly, aspie, and nerdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572720)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: cerise ceo

Not luis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572751)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: cerise ceo

Or harrison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572757)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: cerise ceo

Or earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572809)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Gay Sadistic Pit

how's Sidley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: emerald anal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573043)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed institution

I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. Like I said, it was a good representative group of young lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572747)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Gay Sadistic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572765)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic titillating partner cuck

LJL@law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572332)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse

this is humiliating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Confused french chef

I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended. Frankly, I preferred the Harlem Shake videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572339)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz police squad

My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the place and challenged some other locals.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572539)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Supple son of senegal boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572352)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Gay Sadistic Pit

"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take one for the team and film it instead of participating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572795)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Useless flesh ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572819)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Fluffy foreskin water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573045)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: high-end parlor

Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets?

Did they make a special run to the store, or is there a big bucket closet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572851)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Metal Twinkling Jap Gay Wizard

Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot for their first few months of office life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572902)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Fluffy foreskin water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: pink rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: razzle international law enforcement agency kitchen

all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give them credit for that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175263)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: cerebral friendly grandma

JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. lol at these mostly white faggots doing this bullshit.. in a normal society they wld be hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572360)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: emerald anal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572546)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: vigorous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573029)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone ticket booth newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574761)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: provocative hissy fit chapel

I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it started and literally lol'd at my desk.

On another note, all of these associates will regret being affiliated with this after they're given the talk in the next 2 to 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572465)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Gaped trip jew

lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps to take shit from some overweight 29 year old barking orders at him through a speaker phone while crunching on a burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572517)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia skinny woman

dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572479)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful business firm famous landscape painting

explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to the firm and look so gleeful while doing this BS philanthropy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572481)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: cerebral friendly grandma

umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are helping some charity when they are working for a megamaniac corporate BIGLAW firm that literally would have no hesitation representing an oil company that killed 50,000 ppl in an oil spill

other than that, they seem normal faggot law ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: emerald anal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Gay Sadistic Pit

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572807)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Useless flesh ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572821)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572831)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone ticket booth newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed institution

The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their firm as if they're part of a team for the first time. They think the ALS challenge was like a fun rookie hazing event or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572550)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: shimmering 180 roommate

they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school and they are in 4 such a fucking SPOOKY SURPRISE. lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572553)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Bateful business firm famous landscape painting

And they're not a part of a team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572554)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: cracking incel theatre

chicago first years in dem ND shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572561)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: cerise ceo

So glad to be in shitlaw right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572627)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Supple son of senegal boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572635)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: Impressive Sanctuary

I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572639)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed institution

team playership and having "rivals" in the context of biglaw is what makes it so cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572648)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: Supple son of senegal boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572656)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good spectacular shitlib

i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped into this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572654)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: Supple son of senegal boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572658)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: cerebral friendly grandma

lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get a better job, esp since he is a supreme excess boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572716)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Gay Sadistic Pit

moar like Sidley Autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572745)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: adventurous big-titted market

OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572766)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: emerald anal coffee pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573003)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: frisky galvanic church

Lol at secuirty "person"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572970)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Gaped trip jew

The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch the bus to Devon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573076)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: Fluffy foreskin water buffalo

LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ever done thread, ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573084)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: vivacious unhinged milk spot

i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year old doorman who probably makes $13 an hour and lives in an efficiency. he's "amazing"? how the fuck is he amazing? he's some old man with a menial job who gets to be treated like a minstrel nigger by a bunch of spoiled upper middle class turds. fuck these people.

the girl talking is straight up infuriating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574738)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: emerald anal coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574742)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dun shrine dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574748)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: demanding cheese-eating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26576162)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: zippy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577214)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: chrome passionate corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175156)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: high-end parlor

I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175168)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible dragon

Wtf is this jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574840)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: brindle swollen regret

Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's just a dumb promo video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577197)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Bateful business firm famous landscape painting

bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of the profession, the shitty nature of law students, the shitty nature of women in law, ETC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175249)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Buck-toothed cumskin library

the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley

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