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provocative claret space
  10/23/14
Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh
vibrant center cuckold
  10/23/14
The smart ones were "busy with a closing."
milky boyish house national security agency
  10/23/14
Blonde one in the middle has a nice body
hairraiser disturbing stead athletic conference
  10/23/14
This is so gay on so many levels. Way too fake peppy. It'...
irate church building trust fund
  10/23/14
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Razzle-dazzle piazza famous landscape painting
  10/23/14
some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans. P...
dashing water buffalo
  10/23/14
unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.
trip area windowlicker
  10/23/14
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citrine aromatic queen of the night
  10/23/14
"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a r...
Pink judgmental codepig
  10/23/14
They look like queers.
pea-brained box office
  10/23/14
every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be sh...
Pink judgmental codepig
  10/23/14
Not luis.
pea-brained box office
  10/23/14
Or harrison.
pea-brained box office
  10/23/14
Or earl.
pea-brained box office
  10/23/14
how's Sidley?
Contagious tantric office
  10/23/14
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citrine aromatic queen of the night
  10/23/14
I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. ...
dashing water buffalo
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Contagious tantric office
  10/23/14
LJL@law
Spruce swashbuckling circlehead
  10/23/14
this is humiliating
Medicated cruise ship
  10/23/14
I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended....
sapphire multi-colored stage
  10/23/14
My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the...
Bipolar Idiotic Chapel
  10/23/14
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provocative claret space
  10/23/14
"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take ...
Contagious tantric office
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bat-shit-crazy honey-headed crackhouse jew
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Apoplectic feces
  10/23/14
Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets? D...
Razzle-dazzle piazza famous landscape painting
  10/23/14
Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot f...
Cerebral Vermilion Sneaky Criminal
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Apoplectic feces
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Adventurous underhanded meetinghouse sex offender
  10/23/14
all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give ...
Out-of-control step-uncle's house kitty
  06/22/15
JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. ...
Filthy Exciting Spot
  10/23/14
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citrine aromatic queen of the night
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geriatric spectacular electric furnace
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histrionic corn cake potus
  10/23/14
I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it star...
Godawful sable mexican
  10/23/14
lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps t...
trip area windowlicker
  10/23/14
dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts
Lascivious hospital
  10/23/14
explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to t...
irate church building trust fund
  10/23/14
umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are help...
Filthy Exciting Spot
  10/23/14
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citrine aromatic queen of the night
  10/23/14
devastating
Contagious tantric office
  10/23/14
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bat-shit-crazy honey-headed crackhouse jew
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Medicated cruise ship
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histrionic corn cake potus
  10/23/14
The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their fi...
dashing water buffalo
  10/23/14
they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school a...
razzle tattoo
  10/23/14
And they're not a part of a team?
irate church building trust fund
  10/23/14
chicago first years in dem ND shorts
Fluffy Tan Brethren
  10/23/14
So glad to be in shitlaw right now.
pea-brained box office
  10/23/14
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provocative claret space
  10/23/14
I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.
milky boyish house national security agency
  10/23/14
team playership and having "rivals" in the context...
dashing water buffalo
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provocative claret space
  10/23/14
i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped int...
sick cerise mental disorder
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provocative claret space
  10/23/14
lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get...
Filthy Exciting Spot
  10/23/14
moar like Sidley Autism
Contagious tantric office
  10/23/14
OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME N...
Lilac Thirsty Internal Respiration
  10/23/14
lol
citrine aromatic queen of the night
  10/23/14
Lol at secuirty "person"
brindle laughsome organic girlfriend toaster
  10/23/14
The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch ...
trip area windowlicker
  10/23/14
LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ...
Apoplectic feces
  10/23/14
i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year ol...
Stirring Frozen Newt
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citrine aromatic queen of the night
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well-lubricated galvanic preventive strike
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aquamarine racy skinny woman
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Medicated cruise ship
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Cracking Kitchen
  06/22/15
I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildin...
Razzle-dazzle piazza famous landscape painting
  06/22/15
Wtf is this jfc
Effete mildly autistic genital piercing
  10/23/14
Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's jus...
vibrant center cuckold
  10/24/14
bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of th...
irate church building trust fund
  06/22/15
the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley
Slate duck-like theatre boltzmann
  06/22/15


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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: provocative claret space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572273)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: vibrant center cuckold

Sidley hires way more than 10 people breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572351)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: milky boyish house national security agency

The smart ones were "busy with a closing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572601)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: hairraiser disturbing stead athletic conference

Blonde one in the middle has a nice body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572294)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: irate church building trust fund

This is so gay on so many levels.

Way too fake peppy. It's the kind of fake peppy that only a type A striver who has spent his or her entire life grinding to become a capitalist slave could exhibit on a corporate video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572310)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle piazza famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572838)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: dashing water buffalo

some thickening shrew ass/thighs stuffed in them jeans.

Perfect representatives of young lawyers, but they could have thrown in a wheezing jew or two. Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports. Girls are bossy overachiever types with middling looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572321)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: trip area windowlicker

unnnggghhhh...dem jeans were painted on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572524)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: citrine aromatic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572543)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Pink judgmental codepig

"Awkward "nice guys" who look fit, but in a recreational fitness way not like they played real team sports"

what are you complaining about? xo posters bring up the dumbest shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572686)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: pea-brained box office

They look like queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: Pink judgmental codepig

every person on this site who gets outted turns out to be short, fat, ugly, aspie, and nerdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572720)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: pea-brained box office

Not luis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572751)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: pea-brained box office

Or harrison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572757)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: pea-brained box office

Or earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572809)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Contagious tantric office

how's Sidley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: citrine aromatic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573043)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: dashing water buffalo

I'm a beta recreationally fit "nice guy" myself. Like I said, it was a good representative group of young lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572747)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Contagious tantric office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572765)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Spruce swashbuckling circlehead

LJL@law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572332)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Medicated cruise ship

this is humiliating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: sapphire multi-colored stage

I am really glad that the Ice Bucket challenge BS has ended. Frankly, I preferred the Harlem Shake videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572339)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Bipolar Idiotic Chapel

My firms first year class harmlem shaked the fuck out of the place and challenged some other locals.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572539)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: provocative claret space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572352)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Contagious tantric office

"no, really, it's okay. you guys go ahead. i'll take one for the team and film it instead of participating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572795)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy honey-headed crackhouse jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572819)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573045)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle piazza famous landscape painting

Where the fuck are law firms getting all those buckets?

Did they make a special run to the store, or is there a big bucket closet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572851)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Cerebral Vermilion Sneaky Criminal

Every first year at Latham gets a vomit bucket/chamber pot for their first few months of office life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572902)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Apoplectic feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Adventurous underhanded meetinghouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Out-of-control step-uncle's house kitty

all these guys seems aware that this lame as fck gotta give them credit for that



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175263)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Filthy Exciting Spot

JFC law is such a deranged fucking brainwashed profession.. lol at these mostly white faggots doing this bullshit.. in a normal society they wld be hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572360)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: citrine aromatic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572546)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: geriatric spectacular electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573029)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: histrionic corn cake potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574761)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Godawful sable mexican

I thought that dude on the end was a first year when it started and literally lol'd at my desk.

On another note, all of these associates will regret being affiliated with this after they're given the talk in the next 2 to 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572465)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: trip area windowlicker

lolol. Me too, I thought: fuck, it must be hard for Gramps to take shit from some overweight 29 year old barking orders at him through a speaker phone while crunching on a burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572517)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Lascivious hospital

dem fuckin FATASS law shrew butts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572479)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: irate church building trust fund

explain why this is humiliating; because they're slaves to the firm and look so gleeful while doing this BS philanthropy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572481)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Filthy Exciting Spot

umm yea faggot, along with the fact they think they are helping some charity when they are working for a megamaniac corporate BIGLAW firm that literally would have no hesitation representing an oil company that killed 50,000 ppl in an oil spill

other than that, they seem normal faggot law ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: citrine aromatic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Contagious tantric office

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572807)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy honey-headed crackhouse jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572821)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Medicated cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572831)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: histrionic corn cake potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574762)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: dashing water buffalo

The saddest thing is that they try to identify with their firm as if they're part of a team for the first time. They think the ALS challenge was like a fun rookie hazing event or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572550)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: razzle tattoo

they are treating 1st year biglaw like 1st year law school and they are in 4 such a fucking SPOOKY SURPRISE. lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572553)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: irate church building trust fund

And they're not a part of a team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572554)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Fluffy Tan Brethren

chicago first years in dem ND shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572561)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: pea-brained box office

So glad to be in shitlaw right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572627)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: provocative claret space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572635)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: milky boyish house national security agency

I think she went to Miami, so I rate her as about a 161.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572639)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: dashing water buffalo

team playership and having "rivals" in the context of biglaw is what makes it so cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572648)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: provocative claret space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572656)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:16 PM
Author: sick cerise mental disorder

i feel bad for the front desk security bro who got roped into this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572654)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: provocative claret space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572658)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Filthy Exciting Spot

lol at a white piece of shit like that not being able to get a better job, esp since he is a supreme excess boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572716)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Contagious tantric office

moar like Sidley Autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572745)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Lilac Thirsty Internal Respiration

OH MY GOD THE MARISSA MAYER HAIRCUT IS CATCHING ON KILL ME NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572766)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: citrine aromatic queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573003)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: brindle laughsome organic girlfriend toaster

Lol at secuirty "person"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26572970)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: trip area windowlicker

The Indian is like "Hurry the fuck up! I need to catch the bus to Devon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573076)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic feces

LOL, Desmond, bro. He needs to post in that most beta thing ever done thread, ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26573084)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Stirring Frozen Newt

i love how they "just totally love" the 80 year old doorman who probably makes $13 an hour and lives in an efficiency. he's "amazing"? how the fuck is he amazing? he's some old man with a menial job who gets to be treated like a minstrel nigger by a bunch of spoiled upper middle class turds. fuck these people.

the girl talking is straight up infuriating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574738)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: citrine aromatic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574742)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated galvanic preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574748)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: aquamarine racy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26576162)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: Medicated cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577214)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: Cracking Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175156)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle piazza famous landscape painting

I've had some pretty nice security guys in my office buildings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175168)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Effete mildly autistic genital piercing

Wtf is this jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26574840)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: vibrant center cuckold

Awful lot of mad poasters itt. What's the big deal? It's just a dumb promo video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#26577197)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: irate church building trust fund

bring up some pretty good points re: the shitty nature of the profession, the shitty nature of law students, the shitty nature of women in law, ETC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175249)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Slate duck-like theatre boltzmann

the biggest shrews from my law school all ended up at sidley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2707561&forum_id=2#28175186)