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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: onyx property



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: contagious senate

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Aromatic digit ratio clown



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: bespoke field sound barrier

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: pale tripping reading party



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: onyx property

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: bespoke field sound barrier



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



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Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: flushed fiercely-loyal site old irish cottage



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Aromatic digit ratio clown

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: contagious senate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: bespoke field sound barrier



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Aromatic digit ratio clown

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: glittery locale

lol

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Jet Center



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Marvelous round eye



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Aromatic digit ratio clown

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: onyx property

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Aromatic digit ratio clown

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Aromatic digit ratio clown

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: contagious senate

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Aromatic digit ratio clown

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Aromatic digit ratio clown

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: infuriating home

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: onyx property

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Author: Balding black woman psychic

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: onyx property

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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: infuriating home

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: contagious senate

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Author: talented friendly grandma piazza

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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: infuriating home

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Author: Balding black woman psychic

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Author: Alcoholic Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

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Author: infuriating home



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Author: contagious senate

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Author: Balding black woman psychic

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Author: Balding black woman psychic

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Author: contagious senate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: snowy rehab mood

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Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: infuriating home

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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly trump supporter faggot firefighter



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: bateful telephone



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: gold embarrassed to the bone casino sweet tailpipe

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: French ebony hissy fit brunch

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly trump supporter faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Vibrant meetinghouse

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: onyx property

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: glittery locale



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pit selfie



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly trump supporter faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy market



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy market



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Sickened rigor



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: razzle mahogany heaven tank

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Vibrant meetinghouse

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Aqua geriatric therapy

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: razzle mahogany heaven tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: lascivious candlestick maker location

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: contagious senate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy market

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: concupiscible stage



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pit selfie



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: beta stag film



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: lascivious candlestick maker location

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: lascivious candlestick maker location

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: lascivious candlestick maker location

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: pale tripping reading party

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: contagious senate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: lascivious candlestick maker location

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: low-t disgusting whorehouse pistol



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful box office

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Vibrant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: onyx property

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: citrine charismatic stead



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: snowy rehab mood



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: lascivious candlestick maker location

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dashing address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: lascivious candlestick maker location

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: racy base

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: onyx property

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: racy base

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: floppy crimson resort

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: concupiscible stage



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: histrionic lake house gaming laptop



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: racy base

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: contagious senate



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: French ebony hissy fit brunch

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: racy base

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Stubborn famous landscape painting plaza

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: racy base

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Vibrant meetinghouse

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: glittery locale



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone house-broken voyeur trailer park



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: stimulating startled generalized bond

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Useless lime church



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: cream sinister incel

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Awkward Glassy Death Wish



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: contagious senate



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Irradiated Alcoholic Dilemma

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: brilliant arousing haunted graveyard set

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: contagious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Irradiated Alcoholic Dilemma

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: irate yellow cumskin ticket booth



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring foreskin state

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Irradiated Alcoholic Dilemma

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Lay



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: contagious senate

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: soul-stirring foreskin state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Vigorous chest-beating cuckoldry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: contagious senate

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: contagious senate

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: contagious senate

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Useless lime church



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Balding black woman psychic



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Duck-like ruby menage affirmative action

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Duck-like ruby menage affirmative action



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: Duck-like ruby menage affirmative action

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Duck-like ruby menage affirmative action

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: aggressive big hospital



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: Disturbing shimmering toilet seat abode



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Adulterous splenetic gas station ape

excellent

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