\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

You might be in Biglaw IF. . .' *Jeff Foxworthy voice*

...
Drunken wild forum
  11/15/14
IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be i...
Mint state
  11/15/14
...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
...
garnet tantric trailer park
  06/22/17
Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!
exciting slimy indian lodge juggernaut
  11/15/14
...
yellow razzle-dazzle half-breed native
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review...
Drunken wild forum
  11/15/14
...
exciting slimy indian lodge juggernaut
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
...
garnet tantric trailer park
  08/30/17
"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
...
Mint state
  11/15/14
...
exciting slimy indian lodge juggernaut
  11/15/14
...
Vibrant boistinker boiling water
  11/21/14
...
heady bistre pocket flask pit
  12/23/15
"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner,...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
lol
charcoal rambunctious yarmulke
  11/15/14
...
Beady-eyed Umber Hairy Legs
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
Razzle Low-t Codepig Elastic Band
  11/15/14
...
shimmering spectacular theatre becky
  11/16/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
...
ruddy abusive hunting ground halford
  06/22/17
...
comical french shrine weed whacker
  08/19/18
...
arousing area idea he suggested
  06/05/19
"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in ba...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
...
Bateful voyeur
  11/15/14
...
duck-like floppy theater immigrant
  11/15/14
...
dark shivering resort
  11/15/14
KIRKLAND SHATTERS
Appetizing friendly grandma puppy
  11/16/14
...
dark shivering resort
  03/29/15
If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MI...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
lol, very good
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
...
ruddy abusive hunting ground halford
  06/22/17
If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work ...
Drunken wild forum
  11/15/14
...
supple space
  11/15/14
...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...
supple space
  11/15/14
lol
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
WILL'R DO
Federal fragrant piazza
  11/15/14
180
Mint state
  11/15/14
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/sto...
Drunken wild forum
  11/15/14
...
charcoal rambunctious yarmulke
  11/15/14
...
excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency
  11/15/14
...
heady bistre pocket flask pit
  11/15/14
...
dark shivering resort
  11/15/14
180
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
Brilliant multi-colored rigor
  11/15/14
...
Hairraiser Bespoke Kitty Round Eye
  11/16/14
180
chestnut magical sweet tailpipe den
  11/16/14
180
talking nursing home
  11/20/14
...
aromatic love of her life crotch
  11/21/14
180
Talented Misanthropic Fanboi
  09/16/15
...
excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency
  12/03/15
...
thriller khaki ceo
  12/03/15
jfc never change, xo
Ultramarine center internal respiration
  12/03/15
...
heady bistre pocket flask pit
  12/23/15
...
thriller khaki ceo
  04/11/16
...
excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency
  04/11/16
...
ruddy abusive hunting ground halford
  06/22/17
...
Tan Chapel Ratface
  12/14/17
...
Histrionic Boltzmann
  03/21/18
...
excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency
  05/14/20
...
wonderful lay psychic
  09/18/20
...
cerebral violet locus
  09/18/20
"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechani...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
...
deranged sex offender stage
  09/14/15
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CO...
Mint state
  11/15/14
lol
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
...
Soggy kitchen multi-billionaire
  11/15/14
"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and ...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
...
self-absorbed casino famous landscape painting
  12/10/18
If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MO...
Laughsome hospital
  11/15/14
"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500...
charcoal rambunctious yarmulke
  11/15/14
...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
...
Motley address
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
Bateful voyeur
  11/15/14
...
shimmering spectacular theatre becky
  11/16/14
...
Lascivious stubborn jew
  03/21/18
If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
lol
Drunken wild forum
  11/15/14
...
Mint state
  11/15/14
...
excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency
  11/15/14
...
aromatic love of her life crotch
  11/15/14
...
jet glittery associate windowlicker
  11/15/14
...
shimmering spectacular theatre becky
  11/16/14
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  09/17/15
...
Flesh pistol hell
  06/22/17
...
Histrionic Boltzmann
  06/22/17
If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're n...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
...
slate curious toilet seat karate
  11/15/14
if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY...
Drunken wild forum
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
...
Drunken wild forum
  02/06/18
If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT wa...
Laughsome hospital
  11/15/14
If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at ...
Mint state
  11/15/14
goddamn this hits close
Soggy kitchen multi-billionaire
  11/15/14
So true
chest-beating point gaming laptop
  11/15/14
If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not ...
chrome beta university
  11/15/14
The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT...
Laughsome hospital
  11/15/14
If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled sta...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
Epic
supple space
  11/15/14
...
dark shivering resort
  11/15/14
...
Grizzly Underhanded Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/15/14
i think we've all been here
copper judgmental stage striped hyena
  11/15/14
this.
honey-headed racy faggotry school cafeteria
  11/15/14
...
sepia fear-inspiring stead
  11/15/14
This hits home
mustard incel
  12/02/14
...
concupiscible mad-dog skullcap gas station
  03/29/15
...
dark shivering resort
  03/29/15
...
swashbuckling primrose fat ankles mad cow disease
  08/05/15
Lol
aggressive plaza potus
  06/22/17
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  01/24/20
...
wonderful lay psychic
  09/18/20
If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper y...
Poppy jewess skinny woman
  11/15/14
...
Laughsome hospital
  11/15/14
IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AI...
Mint state
  11/15/14
Yes.
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and yo...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
...
Mint state
  11/15/14
If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you...
Poppy jewess skinny woman
  11/15/14
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
indecent outnumbered dopamine clown
  12/14/17
...
maize goal in life
  01/24/20
...
excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency
  05/14/20
If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might...
Laughsome hospital
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
odious black woman
  11/15/14
...
aromatic love of her life crotch
  11/21/14
If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGH...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
...
Maniacal Business Firm
  03/29/15
...
Tan Chapel Ratface
  12/14/17
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/15/14
This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely ...
Saffron Market
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo re...
Crimson pervert
  11/21/14
...
aromatic love of her life crotch
  03/29/15
If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . y...
dark shivering resort
  11/15/14
I like this
Drunken wild forum
  11/15/14
This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuf...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
charcoal rambunctious yarmulke
  11/15/14
...
ruddy abusive hunting ground halford
  06/22/17
If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're N...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
aromatic love of her life crotch
  11/15/14
...
jet glittery associate windowlicker
  11/15/14
...
jet glittery associate windowlicker
  11/16/14
...
concupiscible mad-dog skullcap gas station
  03/29/15
If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig mach...
copper judgmental stage striped hyena
  11/15/14
If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you migh...
dark shivering resort
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never a...
Bisexual property trust fund
  11/15/14
...
copper judgmental stage striped hyena
  11/15/14
If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check y...
duck-like floppy theater immigrant
  11/15/14
Holy shit 180
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
...
Mint state
  11/15/14
best in thread
jet glittery associate windowlicker
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
...
cerebral violet locus
  06/22/17
...
ruddy abusive hunting ground halford
  06/22/17
...
mind-boggling whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  12/14/17
If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you mig...
duck-like floppy theater immigrant
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhanci...
duck-like floppy theater immigrant
  11/15/14
If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't wor...
duck-like floppy theater immigrant
  11/15/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  11/15/14
fuck, I'm turning 40 soon
yellow razzle-dazzle half-breed native
  11/16/14
...
Mint state
  09/17/15
If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be i...
duck-like floppy theater immigrant
  11/15/14
...
chrome beta university
  11/15/14
If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret ...
Arrogant locale deer antler
  11/15/14
...
dark shivering resort
  11/15/14
If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making...
Drunken wild forum
  11/16/14
...
Insecure Menage
  11/16/14
...
Poppy jewess skinny woman
  11/16/14
If your significant other does not ask when you are coming h...
duck-like floppy theater immigrant
  11/20/14
...
Obsidian Naked Sound Barrier
  11/20/14
If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, yo...
duck-like floppy theater immigrant
  11/20/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around...
Narrow-minded coffee pot
  11/20/14
this is my favorite so far
Drunken wild forum
  11/20/14
If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing t...
Narrow-minded coffee pot
  11/21/14
lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect
Zippy contagious ticket booth
  11/21/14
...
cerebral violet locus
  06/22/17
...
wonderful lay psychic
  09/18/20
If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not b...
Narrow-minded coffee pot
  11/21/14
...
Mint state
  09/16/15
If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's f...
Crimson pervert
  11/21/14
If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse ...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  11/21/14
If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a P...
Narrow-minded coffee pot
  11/21/14
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listenin...
Ocher Parlour
  11/21/14
If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few month...
Narrow-minded coffee pot
  11/21/14
I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left beh...
dark shivering resort
  03/29/15
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  12/02/14
...
charcoal rambunctious yarmulke
  01/28/15
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  02/11/15
...
Galvanic high-end coldplay fan
  03/29/15
If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in co...
sapphire shitlib
  03/29/15
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  03/29/15
...
unholy abnormal affirmative action filthpig
  08/05/15
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  09/14/15
If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, y...
Turquoise medicated bawdyhouse
  09/14/15
...
clear generalized bond toaster
  10/09/15
...
Mint state
  12/03/15
If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolon...
trip pisswyrm church building
  09/16/15
pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons tha...
infuriating marvelous field
  09/16/15
...
Mint state
  09/16/15
*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction* *begins ...
trip pisswyrm church building
  06/22/17
...
Dashing doctorate office
  06/22/17
If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace o...
stirring green library masturbator
  09/16/15
...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out...
trip pisswyrm church building
  09/16/15
...
aggressive plaza potus
  10/09/15
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  02/12/17
If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am...
Mint state
  09/16/15
...
stirring green library masturbator
  09/16/15
...
Gaped meetinghouse degenerate
  12/23/15
If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay ...
Mint state
  09/16/15
If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's littl...
Mint state
  09/16/15
If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask...
Mint state
  09/16/15
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  09/16/15
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  12/23/15
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  04/11/16
...
unholy abnormal affirmative action filthpig
  10/13/16
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  06/22/17
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  02/06/18
...
lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship
  07/25/18
...
boyish brindle turdskin
  12/09/18
If your boss is always asking "where are we on this,&qu...
lime national
  08/23/19
...
lime national
  08/23/19
If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's...
lime national
  08/23/19
If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile...
lime national
  08/23/19
...
self-absorbed casino famous landscape painting
  09/18/20
...
comical french shrine weed whacker
  09/18/20
excellent
Milky Godawful Sneaky Criminal Lodge
  09/18/20


Poast new message in this thread


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722471)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Mint state

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722477)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722488)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: garnet tantric trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620606)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: exciting slimy indian lodge juggernaut

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722478)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle half-breed native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724022)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441081)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722484)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: exciting slimy indian lodge juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722504)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441085)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: garnet tantric trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34104154)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722495)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Mint state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722501)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: exciting slimy indian lodge juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722502)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Vibrant boistinker boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766458)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: heady bistre pocket flask pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441351)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate

"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722500)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: charcoal rambunctious yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722550)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Umber Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722863)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724034)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Razzle Low-t Codepig Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725023)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: shimmering spectacular theatre becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734121)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441086)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: ruddy abusive hunting ground halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620667)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: comical french shrine weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36645990)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 5th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: arousing area idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38344005)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: duck-like floppy theater immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: dark shivering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Appetizing friendly grandma puppy

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: dark shivering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: ruddy abusive hunting ground halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: supple space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: supple space

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Federal fragrant piazza

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Mint state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/14922222/2/stock-photo-14922222-young-man-in-a-business-suit-giving-the-thumbs-up.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: charcoal rambunctious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: heady bistre pocket flask pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: dark shivering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Brilliant multi-colored rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bespoke Kitty Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: chestnut magical sweet tailpipe den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: talking nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: aromatic love of her life crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Talented Misanthropic Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: thriller khaki ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine center internal respiration

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: heady bistre pocket flask pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: thriller khaki ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: ruddy abusive hunting ground halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Tan Chapel Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Histrionic Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: wonderful lay psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: cerebral violet locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: deranged sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Mint state

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Soggy kitchen multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed casino famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: charcoal rambunctious yarmulke

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Motley address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Bateful voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: shimmering spectacular theatre becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Lascivious stubborn jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Mint state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722638)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723756)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: aromatic love of her life crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726472)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: jet glittery associate windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726741)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: shimmering spectacular theatre becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734157)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Flesh pistol hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615964)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Histrionic Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: slate curious toilet seat karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Mint state

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Soggy kitchen multi-billionaire

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: chest-beating point gaming laptop

So true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: chrome beta university

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: supple space

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: dark shivering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724026)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Grizzly Underhanded Principal's Office Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724191)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: copper judgmental stage striped hyena

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: honey-headed racy faggotry school cafeteria

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: sepia fear-inspiring stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725817)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: mustard incel

This hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: concupiscible mad-dog skullcap gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576483)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: dark shivering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576488)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling primrose fat ankles mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481316)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: aggressive plaza potus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482896)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: wonderful lay psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943366)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Poppy jewess skinny woman

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Mint state

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Mint state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Poppy jewess skinny woman

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724044)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: indecent outnumbered dopamine clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923543)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: maize goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#39482943)


Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: excitant topaz goyim international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208147)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Laughsome hospital

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724068)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: odious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: aromatic love of her life crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Maniacal Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Tan Chapel Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: Saffron Market

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: Crimson pervert

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: aromatic love of her life crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: dark shivering resort

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: charcoal rambunctious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: ruddy abusive hunting ground halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: aromatic love of her life crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: jet glittery associate windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: jet glittery associate windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: concupiscible mad-dog skullcap gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: copper judgmental stage striped hyena

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: dark shivering resort

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Bisexual property trust fund

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: copper judgmental stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: duck-like floppy theater immigrant

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Mint state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: jet glittery associate windowlicker

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: cerebral violet locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: ruddy abusive hunting ground halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: duck-like floppy theater immigrant

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: duck-like floppy theater immigrant

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: duck-like floppy theater immigrant

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle half-breed native

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Mint state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: duck-like floppy theater immigrant

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: chrome beta university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Arrogant locale deer antler

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: dark shivering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Drunken wild forum

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Insecure Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Poppy jewess skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: duck-like floppy theater immigrant

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Obsidian Naked Sound Barrier

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: duck-like floppy theater immigrant

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded coffee pot

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Drunken wild forum

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Narrow-minded coffee pot

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Zippy contagious ticket booth

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: cerebral violet locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: wonderful lay psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded coffee pot

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Mint state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Crimson pervert

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded coffee pot

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Ocher Parlour

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)


Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded coffee pot

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: dark shivering resort

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)


Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: charcoal rambunctious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Galvanic high-end coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: sapphire shitlib

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)


Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: unholy abnormal affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Turquoise medicated bawdyhouse

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: clear generalized bond toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Mint state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: trip pisswyrm church building

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: infuriating marvelous field

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Mint state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: trip pisswyrm church building

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: Dashing doctorate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: stirring green library masturbator

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: trip pisswyrm church building

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: aggressive plaza potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Mint state

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: stirring green library masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Gaped meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Mint state

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Mint state

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Mint state

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)


Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)


Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: unholy abnormal affirmative action filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)


Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)


Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)


Reply Favorite

Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: lemon adulterous ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)


Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: boyish brindle turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: lime national

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: lime national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: lime national

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)


Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: lime national

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed casino famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: comical french shrine weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943350)


Reply Favorite

Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: Milky Godawful Sneaky Criminal Lodge

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)