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Date: December 14th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: Orange Beta Roast Beef the old one. right after exams i hadn't been to sleep and i wandered into the grocery store and grabbed more beer than i could carry because i was excited and i hadn't drunk in weeks and i dropped it and was like oh no and tried to pick it up and beer and foam and broken glass got everywhere and i just had to abort and i go to a new grocery store now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926683) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM Author: gaped electric furnace den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926837) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:32 AM Author: outnumbered rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927395) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:34 AM Author: Hideous Pozpig Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927398) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: Exciting hall chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927586) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Painfully honest spot philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930643) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: violet vigorous resort police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930645) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Twisted Cocky Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930669) |
Date: December 14th, 2014 3:41 AM Author: Learning disabled flushed jap famous landscape painting youre good bra
i was embarrassed to go back to a gas station after I was blackout wasted threatened the cashier at the window that he took my money when I was trying to buy a cookie and then he wouldn't give me the cookie. This greatly irritated me even though I think I had actually spent all of my cash at the bar which is why I didn't have any cash. To make matters more embarrassing I started spouted off lawyer sounding shit thinking it made me sound intimidating so he would give me my money and/or cookie. Like, "I'm gonna subpoena your ass and get the security tapes," something about garnishment, etc...
I was soon arrested and taken away from the gas station. Next couple of days I felt so embarrassed I didn't want to go back there ever again so I went a few extra blocks to another gas station.
In the end though, this was a very convenient gas station for me to go to, so after about a week had gone by I went back, and have been going back ever since. I still see the two guys that were working that night and we just laugh and say what's up. |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Orange Beta Roast Beef ty. this is a good story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926820) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: Razzmatazz crusty stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966457) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: Twisted Cocky Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930677) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:51 AM Author: exhilarant disgusting wagecucks Omg this and the op are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966656) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:49 AM Author: rough-skinned school cafeteria yeah, i am currently juggling like five 7-11s and three grocery stores (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926827) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:51 AM Author: mauve lay ape employee turnover is usually pretty swift at corporate chains. in six months or so, there will be new people who have no idea who the fuck you even are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926836) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:52 AM Author: Mint location pisswyrm Ugh, there was this cute bubbly blonde at our local grocery store who mildly flirts with me. Last week my wife sent me to buy STOOL SOFTENER at 2 am and of course the blonde was the only teller. She was chirping at me saying "where is your bunny tonight" and then stopped cold when she picked up the stool softener. Fucking sewer skunks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926845) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:53 AM Author: gaped electric furnace den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926848) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:55 AM Author: Mint location pisswyrm Here are your fucking gel cap shit pills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926851) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:56 AM Author: gaped electric furnace den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926855) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM Author: Mint location pisswyrm not when she makes me buy shit pills and ruins the smidgeon of swagger and enthusiasm I felt entering my local hypermarket (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926863) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: gaped electric furnace den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926867) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:28 AM Author: Yellow national cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927465) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:57 AM Author: Orange Beta Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926858) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: mauve lay ape you should have gotten suppositories and shoved them up her anus to let her know that such things have a price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926864) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: Mint location pisswyrm I eventually had to buy a saline enema. Not kidding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926866) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: mauve lay ape how'd that turn out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926868) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:03 AM Author: Mint location pisswyrm She was groaning in agony and weeping. Then I went to Walmart for magnesium citrate. Then she started cramping and vomiting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926877) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:05 AM Author: Orange Beta Roast Beef oh my god this thread got insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926887) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:06 AM Author: Mint location pisswyrm How's my bunny? She's plugged. Hasn't shat for a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926892) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:12 AM Author: Orange Beta Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926924) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:56 AM Author: crystalline pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966819) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:10 AM Author: Grizzly Vibrant Skinny Woman Base Did you give her the enema? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966472) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:15 AM Author: Mint location pisswyrm she gave it to herself but i had to help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966497) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:00 AM Author: gaped electric furnace den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926869) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: Mint location pisswyrm i wish this were flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930664) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:36 AM Author: Hideous Pozpig Friendly Grandma Wonderful subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927400) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:03 AM Author: pearly odious point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927500) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 3:58 AM Author: Ruby Provocative Tattoo grow a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926860) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: Orange Beta Roast Beef the fucked up thing is i was wearing a law school shirt because i think it's funny sometimes to go in there and take a bag of m&m's with the shirt on and put it in my pocket and just walk out and see what they say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26926875) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: heady dingle berry selfie my wife bought like three of those law school shirts for me but I hate wearing them. Too douchey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927491) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 2:54 AM Author: copper mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966810) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 9:49 AM Author: heady dingle berry selfie 180 thread. I rotate ABC stores so the clerks don't have a handle on how often I kill a bourbon bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927482) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: chestnut range reading party :(
Noooooooo |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Pale lascivious masturbator senate Hawaii bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26927560) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: red awkward parlor Yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930640) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 11:00 AM Author: Exciting hall chad realistically dude no one will remember you in a few weeks.
1. only a fraction of the total employees saw you
2. they see all kinds of people do shit and you spilling beer will quickly fade in their memories, as will what you look like. |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: Clear Swashbuckling Nursing Home Macaca nah, bro. its 2014--you got like 150 iq bros working at fucking supermarkets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966452) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:24 PM Author: Mint location pisswyrm where's Evan39? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930649) |
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Date: December 14th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: maroon fragrant striped hyena I'm on aisle three, cleaning up his fucking mess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26930672) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: Orange Beta Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932793) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: outnumbered rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932795) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 12:53 AM Author: transparent charismatic home haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26932828) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:01 AM Author: Mint location pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966432) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:06 AM Author: Painfully honest spot philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966453) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:54 AM Author: exhilarant disgusting wagecucks Is it just me being high or this one of the most hilarious threads ever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2755952&forum_id=2#26966663) |
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Date: December 20th, 2014 3:11 AM Author: Mahogany House Definitely exceeded expectations.
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