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Cheerful bitches at Starbucks drive thru
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:14 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national I could fuck one of these little things. Just to experiment. Alas, they're probably fucking a chad already. Still, I wonder what I could say or do to get one of these girls interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976809) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Ultramarine ratface Evan, you've been spending too much time on here, we're turning you straight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976877) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:32 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national Some of these girls are objectively cute, even for fags like me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976934) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Ultramarine ratface you could try a bikini coffee place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976949) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:34 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national I've been to those places and they're trashy as hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976953) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:36 PM Author: Ultramarine ratface maybe start leaving tips? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976962) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:47 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national Like $300 or so? I wonder how they'd respond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977024) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:48 PM Author: Ultramarine ratface nah give a buck a drink, i've seduced dozens of barristas
edit: maybe a dozen |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:58 PM Author: ungodly well-lubricated wrinkle wait a minute - how does this go down? Start with, you put a dollar in her tip cup and . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977098) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:00 PM Author: Ultramarine ratface then they usually say something about how cool my glasses are and I start bantering with them... eventually they'll tell you their hours and that's the cue to ask them out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977107) |
Date: December 21st, 2014 8:15 PM Author: contagious underhanded striped hyena You could work out and commence the Chadmorphosis but apparently you don't have 3 hours a week to go to the gym (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976815) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:16 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'd much rather work out a home. Is that even possible? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976824) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:39 PM Author: contagious underhanded striped hyena Dude I've literally linked you to workout and diet regimens that tell you exactly what to do. And yeah, it's possible, but if you're looking to make shortcuts from the getgo, you probably won't be maeking it. I'd ask Harrison for a good bodyweight/dumbbell routine |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:19 PM Author: Kink-friendly crackhouse lol @ Chadmorphosis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976849) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:23 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national Before: http://www.rippedout.com/imgs/Skinny%20Guy.jpg
After: http://freshfacemalemodels.com/gallery/2012/03/Mateus-120316-12.jpg |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:59 PM Author: ungodly well-lubricated wrinkle does that after guy have skin cancer?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977103) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:01 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national It's an alpha birthmark. I would lick him from head to toe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977115) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:29 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle chartreuse business firm marketing idea LJL at cheerful, fuckable girls working at a Starbucks. Starbucks are filled with angry as fuck niggers and spics like every other fast food establishment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976913) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:31 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national Where do you live? In my area, almost every Starbucks is staffed by cheerful 18-25 y.o. blondes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976922) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:32 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle chartreuse business firm marketing idea Well you make $40,000 and work at a supermarket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976936) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:32 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national Relevance? These chicks are flirty and cheerful with everyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976938) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle chartreuse business firm marketing idea I just want to off myself dude. I'm in bad shape. Don't take it personally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976941) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:33 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national You can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976951) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:36 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle chartreuse business firm marketing idea I live in Long Island City. The only way I'll maek it is if I manage to have enough air in my lungs and void spaces at the time of my passing to have good enough buoyancy when I finally do go into the East River. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976960) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:37 PM Author: Beady-eyed stage u can
don't believe the fraud&lies and try to maek it
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:37 PM Author: aquamarine stubborn hospital tititititwopwopwowop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976968) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:40 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national http://tryingnewthings2012.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/starbucks_barista_employee.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976979) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Carnelian Gas Station Cr. This is 90% of the reason I go to coffee shops. I'm willing to pay $4+ for an espresso that I should be able to get for $1 because it's nice flirting with a cute 18-25 yr old for 2 minutes. Bright spot of my day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976978) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:41 PM Author: Honey-headed locus roast beef these threads of yours are ridiculous. you're not "one of the bros" no matter how much you talk about niggers or mushy puss. moreover, no one (gay or straight alike) is clamoring to fuck a middle aged gay twink who hates everything and everybody. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976990) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:43 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national I never said I was one of the bros, bro. I said I'd like to EXPERIMENT with mush. And nobody forced you to click, so go fuck yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976995) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:44 PM Author: Honey-headed locus roast beef "heh do you guys like me yet? mush and nigers." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977000) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:46 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national That's ridiculous. I have never tried to be popular here, and never follow board personalities. The vast majority of my poasts are either fake articles -- which result in countless 180s -- or responses to Bbooooooom's latest madness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977020) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:44 PM Author: contagious underhanded striped hyena That spicy Latina spinner at work hasn't gone anywhere. She keeps asking you to hang out, no? Why not invite her over and make a move? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977003) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:48 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national Sadly, she has moved on. I still have 200+ texts from her on my phone from last summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977029) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:50 PM Author: contagious underhanded striped hyena WTF why didn't you make a move?? SHe literally asked YOU to hang out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977054) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:52 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national I'm a coward and a loser, that's why. Are you kidding? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977065) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:02 PM Author: Ultramarine ratface text her the 'why haven't we had sex yet' message (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977118) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:02 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national She was one of my subordinates and I could get pwned for sexual harassment. Not worth the risk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977121) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:03 PM Author: Ultramarine ratface oh then probably wise not to hit on her at all, women behave VERY differently with men who have power over them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977125) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:43 PM Author: contagious underhanded striped hyena Here's some CHADspiration http://www.hexaforme.fr/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/progression-zyzz-funnyjunk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/u76obTs.jpg |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:44 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national I don't care for the tattoos or hair, but I see the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977004) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:50 PM Author: contagious underhanded striped hyena You're obligated to get shitty tribal tats, Goku hair, and treat women like this -- http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/748/988/cda.png -- once the chadmorphosis is through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977047) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:52 PM Author: stimulating saffron liquid oxygen national Jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977061) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:46 PM Author: Ultramarine ratface My gay friends who've had sex with women have said that boobs were the weirdest part, that the mush was pretty easy to deal with. Ask the gal to wear a sportsbra and wear a shirt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977018) |
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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:04 PM Author: Amethyst fluffy toaster prole I had a Starbucks fuckbuddy in law school. She'd be gone in the mornings when I woke up because their in time is so early, and when she'd visit me she always brought a bag full of their toaster sandwiches and pastries because they can pretty much take as much as they want on their way out the door. oh and a lb of coffee a week.
any time i get one of those sausage egg and cheese things it reminds me of railing her tiny ass doggy style. |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Vermilion alcoholic box office http://i.imgur.com/nCRxDeO.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26980870) |
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