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Cheerful bitches at Starbucks drive thru

I could fuck one of these little things. Just to experiment....
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
Evan, you've been spending too much time on here, we're turn...
soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone
  12/21/14
Some of these girls are objectively cute, even for fags like...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
you could try a bikini coffee place
soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone
  12/21/14
I've been to those places and they're trashy as hell.
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
maybe start leaving tips?
soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone
  12/21/14
Like $300 or so? I wonder how they'd respond.
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
nah give a buck a drink, i've seduced dozens of barristas ...
soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone
  12/21/14
wait a minute - how does this go down? Start with, you put ...
Startling Burgundy Property
  12/21/14
then they usually say something about how cool my glasses ar...
soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone
  12/21/14
You could work out and commence the Chadmorphosis but appare...
coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/14
I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'd much rather work ou...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
Dude I've literally linked you to workout and diet regimens ...
coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/14
lol @ Chadmorphosis
Racy black temple
  12/21/14
Before: http://www.rippedout.com/imgs/Skinny%20Guy.jpg Af...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
does that after guy have skin cancer?!
Startling Burgundy Property
  12/21/14
It's an alpha birthmark. I would lick him from head to toe.
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
LJL at cheerful, fuckable girls working at a Starbucks. Star...
Violent Factory Reset Button
  12/21/14
Where do you live? In my area, almost every Starbucks is sta...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
Well you make $40,000 and work at a supermarket.
Violent Factory Reset Button
  12/21/14
Relevance? These chicks are flirty and cheerful with everyon...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
I just want to off myself dude. I'm in bad shape. Don't take...
Violent Factory Reset Button
  12/21/14
You can maek it.
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
I live in Long Island City. The only way I'll maek it is if ...
Violent Factory Reset Button
  12/21/14
u can don't believe the fraud&lies and try to maek i...
comical ruddy office
  12/21/14
tititititwopwopwowop
Bright Friendly Grandma
  12/21/14
http://tryingnewthings2012.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/starb...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
Cr. This is 90% of the reason I go to coffee shops. I'm will...
internet-worthy cheese-eating striped hyena
  12/21/14
these threads of yours are ridiculous. you're not "one...
mind-boggling sexy library prole
  12/21/14
I never said I was one of the bros, bro. I said I'd like to ...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
"heh do you guys like me yet? mush and nigers."
mind-boggling sexy library prole
  12/21/14
That's ridiculous. I have never tried to be popular here, an...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
That spicy Latina spinner at work hasn't gone anywhere. She...
coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/14
Sadly, she has moved on. I still have 200+ texts from her on...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
WTF why didn't you make a move?? SHe literally asked YOU to ...
coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/14
I'm a coward and a loser, that's why. Are you kidding?
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
text her the 'why haven't we had sex yet' message
soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone
  12/21/14
She was one of my subordinates and I could get pwned for sex...
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
oh then probably wise not to hit on her at all, women behave...
soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone
  12/21/14
Here's some CHADspiration http://www.hexaforme.fr/blog/wp-c...
coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/14
I don't care for the tattoos or hair, but I see the point.
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
You're obligated to get shitty tribal tats, Goku hair, and t...
coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/14
Jesus
sticky giraffe den
  12/21/14
My gay friends who've had sex with women have said that boob...
soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone
  12/21/14
I had a Starbucks fuckbuddy in law school. She'd be gone in...
Pearly Hyperactive New Version
  12/21/14
http://i.imgur.com/nCRxDeO.jpg
misanthropic public bath
  12/22/14
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  02/25/18


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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

I could fuck one of these little things. Just to experiment. Alas, they're probably fucking a chad already. Still, I wonder what I could say or do to get one of these girls interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976809)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone

Evan, you've been spending too much time on here, we're turning you straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976877)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

Some of these girls are objectively cute, even for fags like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976934)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone

you could try a bikini coffee place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976949)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:34 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

I've been to those places and they're trashy as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976953)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone

maybe start leaving tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976962)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

Like $300 or so? I wonder how they'd respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977024)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone

nah give a buck a drink, i've seduced dozens of barristas

edit: maybe a dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977030)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Startling Burgundy Property

wait a minute - how does this go down? Start with, you put a dollar in her tip cup and . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977098)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone

then they usually say something about how cool my glasses are and I start bantering with them... eventually they'll tell you their hours and that's the cue to ask them out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977107)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness

You could work out and commence the Chadmorphosis but apparently you don't have 3 hours a week to go to the gym

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976815)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'd much rather work out a home. Is that even possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976824)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness

Dude I've literally linked you to workout and diet regimens that tell you exactly what to do.

And yeah, it's possible, but if you're looking to make shortcuts from the getgo, you probably won't be maeking it. I'd ask Harrison for a good bodyweight/dumbbell routine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976977)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: Racy black temple

lol @ Chadmorphosis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976849)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

Before: http://www.rippedout.com/imgs/Skinny%20Guy.jpg

After: http://freshfacemalemodels.com/gallery/2012/03/Mateus-120316-12.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976879)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Startling Burgundy Property

does that after guy have skin cancer?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

It's an alpha birthmark. I would lick him from head to toe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977115)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: Violent Factory Reset Button

LJL at cheerful, fuckable girls working at a Starbucks. Starbucks are filled with angry as fuck niggers and spics like every other fast food establishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976913)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

Where do you live? In my area, almost every Starbucks is staffed by cheerful 18-25 y.o. blondes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976922)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: Violent Factory Reset Button

Well you make $40,000 and work at a supermarket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976936)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

Relevance? These chicks are flirty and cheerful with everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976938)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Violent Factory Reset Button

I just want to off myself dude. I'm in bad shape. Don't take it personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976941)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

You can maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976951)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Violent Factory Reset Button

I live in Long Island City. The only way I'll maek it is if I manage to have enough air in my lungs and void spaces at the time of my passing to have good enough buoyancy when I finally do go into the East River.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976960)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: comical ruddy office

u can

don't believe the fraud&lies and try to maek it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976963)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Bright Friendly Grandma

tititititwopwopwowop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976968)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:40 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

http://tryingnewthings2012.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/starbucks_barista_employee.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976979)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy cheese-eating striped hyena

Cr. This is 90% of the reason I go to coffee shops. I'm willing to pay $4+ for an espresso that I should be able to get for $1 because it's nice flirting with a cute 18-25 yr old for 2 minutes. Bright spot of my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976978)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling sexy library prole

these threads of yours are ridiculous. you're not "one of the bros" no matter how much you talk about niggers or mushy puss. moreover, no one (gay or straight alike) is clamoring to fuck a middle aged gay twink who hates everything and everybody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976990)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

I never said I was one of the bros, bro. I said I'd like to EXPERIMENT with mush. And nobody forced you to click, so go fuck yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976995)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling sexy library prole

"heh do you guys like me yet? mush and nigers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977000)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

That's ridiculous. I have never tried to be popular here, and never follow board personalities. The vast majority of my poasts are either fake articles -- which result in countless 180s -- or responses to Bbooooooom's latest madness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977020)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness

That spicy Latina spinner at work hasn't gone anywhere. She keeps asking you to hang out, no? Why not invite her over and make a move?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977003)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

Sadly, she has moved on. I still have 200+ texts from her on my phone from last summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977029)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness

WTF why didn't you make a move?? SHe literally asked YOU to hang out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977054)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

I'm a coward and a loser, that's why. Are you kidding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977065)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone

text her the 'why haven't we had sex yet' message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977118)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

She was one of my subordinates and I could get pwned for sexual harassment. Not worth the risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977121)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone

oh then probably wise not to hit on her at all, women behave VERY differently with men who have power over them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977125)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness

Here's some CHADspiration

http://www.hexaforme.fr/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/progression-zyzz-funnyjunk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/u76obTs.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26976998)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

I don't care for the tattoos or hair, but I see the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977004)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: coiffed abode twinkling uncleanness

You're obligated to get shitty tribal tats, Goku hair, and treat women like this -- http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/748/988/cda.png -- once the chadmorphosis is through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977047)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: sticky giraffe den

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977061)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed stag film telephone

My gay friends who've had sex with women have said that boobs were the weirdest part, that the mush was pretty easy to deal with. Ask the gal to wear a sportsbra and wear a shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977018)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Pearly Hyperactive New Version

I had a Starbucks fuckbuddy in law school. She'd be gone in the mornings when I woke up because their in time is so early, and when she'd visit me she always brought a bag full of their toaster sandwiches and pastries because they can pretty much take as much as they want on their way out the door. oh and a lb of coffee a week.

any time i get one of those sausage egg and cheese things it reminds me of railing her tiny ass doggy style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26977130)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: misanthropic public bath

http://i.imgur.com/nCRxDeO.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#26980870)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Cobalt meetinghouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2763376&forum_id=2#35484965)