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$20,000 to lick Taylor Swift's unwiped butthold

- untaxed - FULL TONGUE SWIPE - She just left Chipotle...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
What does it matter to me how she handles the tax situation?
Boyish cordovan school cafeteria
  01/04/15
Meaning your $20k will be untaxed.
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
Are you saying we give her $20k post tax earnings?
Tantric godawful center candlestick maker
  01/04/15
cq
judgmental dark sound barrier lodge
  01/04/15
"We" as in the people who won't be licking her ...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
Why wouldn't you pay $20k? What is a more sensible amount $1...
Tantric godawful center candlestick maker
  01/04/15
This
Tantric godawful center candlestick maker
  01/04/15
where the fuck am i gonna find $20k
Mahogany Giraffe
  01/04/15
tioctcwtfaigfttd
pale laughsome death wish windowlicker
  01/04/15
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disrespectful party of the first part
  01/04/15
A non-poaster would think you just mashed your keyboard with...
Sepia swashbuckling meetinghouse
  01/04/15
This is of course the credited where the fuck am I gonna fin...
Tantric godawful center candlestick maker
  01/04/15
tioctctioctcwtfaigfttd
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Dashing sadistic state
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Tantric godawful center candlestick maker
  02/10/17
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ocher nowag
  02/10/17
$20k isn't enough for that. *takes out $100k loan*
Fiercely-loyal Thriller Stage Tank
  01/04/15
Subtitle: "How I turned to a life of crime"
adventurous coffee pot locus
  01/04/15
I gotta blank face baby And I'll swipe your taint
pale laughsome death wish windowlicker
  01/04/15
...
Boyish cordovan school cafeteria
  01/04/15
UPDATE: YOU will be paid the $20,000 for tonguing and ton...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
Wait, so am I Taylor Swift in this hypo? Struggling to make...
Beta principal's office half-breed
  01/04/15
No, you are the person who will be paid $20,000 to drag your...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
...because right afterward I will be shot and the money give...
Beta principal's office half-breed
  01/04/15
. . .depends on how diligent you tongue-swipe
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
answer is universally yes if we pay $20k. not sure why yo...
hideous mad-dog skullcap karate
  01/04/15
So you'd have no problem completing this task RIGHT AFTER sh...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
i'd call you gay, but even a gay man would understand this. ...
hideous mad-dog skullcap karate
  01/04/15
Ok..but..there's the whole issue of.....her not having wiped...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
why would you want her to wipe?
heady splenetic field multi-billionaire
  01/04/15
Be--bec--because it's still covered in green-stained diarrhe...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
?
cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch
  01/04/15
i would prefer she wipe, but wtf mang. it's like saying you ...
hideous mad-dog skullcap karate
  01/04/15
Wai- okay hold---- *sigh* But her asshold is STILL s...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
....but it's taylor swift's shit. it's not your shit. or my ...
hideous mad-dog skullcap karate
  01/04/15
lol what is this sorcery
orchid hateful university
  01/04/15
titcwits
heady splenetic field multi-billionaire
  01/04/15
You mean that after paying her the $20,000 to lick her butth...
Stimulating dun ticket booth legend
  01/04/15
me neither either bromata wtf is going on itt
cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch
  01/04/15
Trying to figure it out bro.
Stimulating dun ticket booth legend
  01/04/15
No, you will not pay her $20,000. You will be paid the $2...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
what?
wonderful electric furnace
  01/04/15
Before or after she licks my asshole?
Stimulating dun ticket booth legend
  01/04/15
She won't lick yours.
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
Then what's the point?
Stimulating dun ticket booth legend
  01/04/15
? weird thread
wonderful electric furnace
  01/04/15
I'm not---I'm not understanding the confusion. Is $20,00...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
it seems like her shit is worth at least twice that
passionate stead french chef
  01/04/15
your op says taylor swift
cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch
  01/04/15
UPDATE TO AN UPDATE: $50,000 to additionally eat her out ...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
can i just eat her out and not pay $50k?
fantasy-prone sanctuary
  01/04/15
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cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch
  01/04/15
The Hypo does not require you to pay $50k
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
wtf idris make sense
cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch
  01/04/15
?
cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch
  01/04/15
I am so glad my liquid net worth is over $70k. this would be...
hideous mad-dog skullcap karate
  01/04/15
titcr
cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch
  01/04/15
I think I can scrounge up $50k for that
heady splenetic field multi-billionaire
  01/04/15
if i'd rather pay 60k for 3 go rounds of the pooper can we n...
pale laughsome death wish windowlicker
  01/04/15
i am intereested to hear this as well.
aphrodisiac well-lubricated toaster area
  01/04/15
Did you mean to ask, "Can i get paid $60k to lick he...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/05/15
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hideous mad-dog skullcap karate
  01/04/15
what if i have more than $70k to spend? what additional opti...
Saffron crackhouse degenerate
  01/04/15
I've got Benzo's bank account right here, let's do this.
Boyish cordovan school cafeteria
  01/04/15
UPDATE: You do it while she is in a bus station's public ...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
Wait, I get paid?
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  01/04/15
can i pay the $50 in monthly installments?
Mind-boggling prole liquid oxygen
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Do I have to buy a bus ticket to get into the station, if th...
coiffed marvelous set depressive
  01/05/15
No, the bus ticket will be provided for you.
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/05/15
why bother giving me the $50,000 at all? why not just give i...
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  01/05/15
If I pay an extra $10K, can I bring a vial to collect her pe...
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  02/20/15
eww, truly disgusting
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lorde, meaghan trainor, carrie underwood=ofs!
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u feel me, breh? lorde is 180 and meghan is so yum...
Garnet Cracking Kitchen
  01/04/15
Funniest thread of 2015 right hurrr bros
Tantric godawful center candlestick maker
  01/04/15
Is this real? Because I have at least 50k in my 401k
electric frisky preventive strike den
  01/04/15
So what you're saying is, that you will pay the hapless poas...
Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  01/04/15
Holy fuck. Great thread thank you to everyone involved
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Agreed; Idris did really excellent straight-man work ITT
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  02/20/15
holy shit forgot abt this epic thread
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This thread literally made me spit out my drink from laughin...
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Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt
  07/29/18
nothing has changed, brother. sure she’s a bit thicker now, ...
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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

- untaxed

- FULL TONGUE SWIPE

- She just left Chipotle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052870)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Boyish cordovan school cafeteria

What does it matter to me how she handles the tax situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053772)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 7:38 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

Meaning your $20k will be untaxed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27054741)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Tantric godawful center candlestick maker

Are you saying we give her $20k post tax earnings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055037)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: judgmental dark sound barrier lodge

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055091)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 9:00 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

"We"

as in the people who won't be licking her unwiped taint for $20,000.

Will not be paying Taylor Swift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055336)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Tantric godawful center candlestick maker

Why wouldn't you pay $20k? What is a more sensible amount $100K? I think the discounted rate of $20K to lick her bunghold is only a limited time discount. Better act quick on this sensational deal.

That sensation feeling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27056549)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Tantric godawful center candlestick maker

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055032)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Mahogany Giraffe

where the fuck am i gonna find $20k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052873)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: pale laughsome death wish windowlicker

tioctcwtfaigfttd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052880)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: disrespectful party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052956)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: Sepia swashbuckling meetinghouse

A non-poaster would think you just mashed your keyboard with your palm, but to a poaster, this gibberish actually makes fucking sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055286)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:59 PM
Author: Tantric godawful center candlestick maker

This is of course the credited where the fuck am I gonna find twenty thousand dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055317)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: pale laughsome death wish windowlicker

tioctctioctcwtfaigfttd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27056898)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:39 AM
Author: Tantric godawful center candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#32588335)



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Date: June 2nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: heady splenetic field multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#30607183)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Bearded regret boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052887)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: heady splenetic field multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052903)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: passionate stead french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052921)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052930)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Histrionic famous landscape painting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052937)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: orchid hateful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053129)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: out-of-control gunner temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053337)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: spectacular ungodly box office sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053758)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: House-broken parlour nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053769)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 5:41 AM
Author: Stirring dingle berry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27057813)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: Dashing sadistic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27058040)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: Tantric godawful center candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#32588332)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: ocher nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#32588341)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Thriller Stage Tank

$20k isn't enough for that.

*takes out $100k loan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052878)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: adventurous coffee pot locus

Subtitle: "How I turned to a life of crime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052917)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: pale laughsome death wish windowlicker

I gotta blank face baby

And I'll swipe your taint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052946)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Boyish cordovan school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27052958)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

UPDATE:

YOU will be paid the $20,000 for tonguing and tongue-punching her unwiped asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053124)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Beta principal's office half-breed

Wait, so am I Taylor Swift in this hypo? Struggling to make any sense of this..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053137)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

No, you are the person who will be paid $20,000 to drag your tongue across the unwiped bunghold of Taylor Swift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053145)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Beta principal's office half-breed

...because right afterward I will be shot and the money given to my family?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053151)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

. . .depends on how diligent you tongue-swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053172)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: hideous mad-dog skullcap karate

answer is universally yes if we pay $20k.

not sure why you'd expect the answer to change when we get paid $20k. the only thing that could possibly make me not do this is guaranteed malaria or AIDS or having my legs amputated &etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053157)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

So you'd have no problem completing this task RIGHT AFTER she's finished CRUSHING IT at the local Mexican pub?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053167)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: hideous mad-dog skullcap karate

i'd call you gay, but even a gay man would understand this. you must be some hermaphrolesbian or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053177)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

Ok..but..there's the whole issue of.....her not having wiped yet. . ..?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053180)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: heady splenetic field multi-billionaire

why would you want her to wipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053184)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

Be--bec--because it's still covered in green-stained diarrhea.

I mean. . .that's the whole point of packing a roll of toilet paper when you plan on going to Chipotle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053196)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053201)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: hideous mad-dog skullcap karate

i would prefer she wipe, but wtf mang. it's like saying you wouldn't fuck her twice because you'd rather fuck her three times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053213)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

Wai- okay hold----

*sigh*

But her asshold is STILL shitty. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053224)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: hideous mad-dog skullcap karate

....but it's taylor swift's shit. it's not your shit. or my shit. it's taylor swift. AND you get to make tongue to baloon-knot contact with her very own private part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053243)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: orchid hateful university

lol what is this sorcery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053163)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: heady splenetic field multi-billionaire

titcwits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053182)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Stimulating dun ticket booth legend

You mean that after paying her the $20,000 to lick her butthole she will pay me $20,000 to lick mine? I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053186)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch

me neither either bromata wtf is going on itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053197)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Stimulating dun ticket booth legend

Trying to figure it out bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053233)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

No, you will not pay her $20,000.

You will be paid the $20,000 for actually putting your tongue in her green-stained asshold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053206)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: wonderful electric furnace

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053211)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Stimulating dun ticket booth legend

Before or after she licks my asshole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053228)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

She won't lick yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053246)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Stimulating dun ticket booth legend

Then what's the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053259)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: wonderful electric furnace

? weird thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053204)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

I'm not---I'm not understanding the confusion.

Is $20,000 worth filling your tongue with her brown-tinged shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053218)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: passionate stead french chef

it seems like her shit is worth at least twice that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053231)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch

your op says taylor swift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053236)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

UPDATE TO AN UPDATE:

$50,000 to additionally eat her out on the heaviest day of her cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053230)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary

can i just eat her out and not pay $50k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053247)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053255)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

The Hypo does not require you to pay $50k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053257)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch

wtf idris make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053266)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053248)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: hideous mad-dog skullcap karate

I am so glad my liquid net worth is over $70k. this would be a great day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053250)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: cerebral crusty genital piercing brunch

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053262)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: heady splenetic field multi-billionaire

I think I can scrounge up $50k for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053254)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: pale laughsome death wish windowlicker

if i'd rather pay 60k for 3 go rounds of the pooper can we negotiate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053484)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac well-lubricated toaster area

i am intereested to hear this as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053495)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

Did you mean to ask,

"Can i get paid $60k to lick her ass 3 times after she leaves the pooper?"

Then the answer is, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27057015)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: hideous mad-dog skullcap karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053333)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 4:53 PM
Author: Saffron crackhouse degenerate

what if i have more than $70k to spend? what additional options are available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053493)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 5:27 PM
Author: Boyish cordovan school cafeteria

I've got Benzo's bank account right here, let's do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27053767)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 7:38 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

UPDATE:

You do it while she is in a bus station's public bathroom stall. . . and it's video taped and put on YouTube.

edit: You are paid the $50,000 only after the task is complete and video is uploaded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27054737)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: Olive titillating institution hunting ground

Wait, I get paid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27054975)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling prole liquid oxygen

can i pay the $50 in monthly installments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055062)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: coiffed marvelous set depressive

Do I have to buy a bus ticket to get into the station, if that's the case I'm going to have to insist on keeping the tampon afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27056795)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

No, the bus ticket will be provided for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27057019)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: mewling pistol goal in life

why bother giving me the $50,000 at all? why not just give it directly to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27057973)



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Date: February 20th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Duck-like address

If I pay an extra $10K, can I bring a vial to collect her period blood to take home with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27357834)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 7:44 PM
Author: Garnet Cracking Kitchen

eww, truly disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27054792)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Sickened bistre haunted graveyard queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27054947)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:01 PM
Author: Garnet Cracking Kitchen

lorde, meaghan trainor, carrie underwood=ofs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27054968)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Motley hospital rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055036)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:20 PM
Author: Garnet Cracking Kitchen

u feel me, breh?

lorde is 180

and

meghan is so yummy, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8sXpa_T4k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055056)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Tantric godawful center candlestick maker

Funniest thread of 2015 right hurrr bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055046)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 8:51 PM
Author: electric frisky preventive strike den

Is this real? Because I have at least 50k in my 401k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055244)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt

So what you're saying is, that you will pay the hapless poaster to perform this task on Taylor Swift's stained hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055371)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Medicated roommate shrine

Holy fuck. Great thread thank you to everyone involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27055345)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:16 AM
Author: Tantric godawful center candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27057133)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 5:38 AM
Author: Chrome gaming laptop ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27057810)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: Elite chapel

Agreed; Idris did really excellent straight-man work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27058047)



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Date: February 20th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: very tactful site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27357785)



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Date: February 20th, 2015 11:56 AM
Author: Medicated roommate shrine

holy shit forgot abt this epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27355934)



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Date: February 20th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted doobsian legal warrant

This thread literally made me spit out my drink from laughing. 180s for all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#27357805)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: mildly autistic sinister home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#28883865)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: painfully honest clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#35644385)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Maroon Filthy Forum People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#36516472)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Chrome gaming laptop ape

nothing has changed, brother. sure she’s a bit thicker now, but I’ve still got money to burn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#36516535)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: heady splenetic field multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#37932693)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed domesticated personal credit line idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774283&forum_id=2#38787643)