\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Funny story for xo

My friend's wife had a birthday dinner last night. I rsvp'd ...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
Low kelvin anecdote, hermano
vibrant umber church building
  02/11/15
here is 4 gallons of milk for your birthday
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
...you fucking cow
Bearded aphrodisiac location laser beams
  02/11/15
...
Stirring institution sex offender
  04/12/15
Refrigerated tale, sibling
crawly pea-brained patrolman abode
  02/11/15
lol dude. Good story.
Idiotic faggot firefighter
  02/11/15
started weak but i liked the milk part
Sticky parlour messiness
  02/11/15
Will you have a word with your sec?
Scarlet wild ticket booth community account
  02/11/15
so they all straight no showed, or they cancelled last minut...
stimulating point indirect expression
  02/11/15
ALL no showed can u even imagine, I would azn food blogger m...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
TBF, clearly some of these people were on the fence. Husban...
opaque spectacular lay
  02/11/15
...
180 Boistinker Liquid Oxygen
  03/09/15
yeah that's the worst part. I hate flakes.
Idiotic faggot firefighter
  02/11/15
Dem unique NO-flakes
swashbuckling pale lodge
  02/11/15
180. this "birthday dinner" bullshit needs to end...
carmine diverse kitty cat kitchen
  02/11/15
right. I agree w you. Would you like some milk w ur foie gra...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
Dude come on, we're all lonely lawyers and it's nice to have...
crawly pea-brained patrolman abode
  02/11/15
people are all phony try hards and everything they say is bu...
carmine diverse kitty cat kitchen
  02/12/15
I'd feel kinda sad if nobody showed
emerald frisky macaca scourge upon the earth
  02/11/15
that is why I sent her milk
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
loling
underhanded sweet tailpipe boiling water
  02/11/15
...
Stirring institution sex offender
  02/11/15
...
jade talented useless brakes
  04/12/15
...
Bearded aphrodisiac location laser beams
  05/11/15
seriously why can they not do ANYTHING
crystalline antidepressant drug stage
  02/11/15
Tell sec she has to shell out for $100 worth of cookies to g...
opaque spectacular lay
  02/11/15
12 cartons of milk delivered to your office with a balloon
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
sending you the gift of PROTEIN and GAINS your friend, ma...
Sticky parlour messiness
  02/11/15
read this as protein and GAS. also correct I suppose
plum skinny woman
  02/11/15
...
bateful foreskin
  02/11/15
...
Bearded twinkling azn
  07/22/19
...
Sick transparent base weed whacker
  07/22/19
She'd prob just send another shipment of milk
nudist hospital
  02/11/15
...
titillating infuriating field depressive
  02/11/15
Why didnt u have a talk with your secretary to rectify?
Scarlet wild ticket booth community account
  02/11/15
I just left a small carton of milk on her chair as a warning...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
Even the cookies were a no-show.
Motley corner nibblets
  02/11/15
LOL
underhanded sweet tailpipe boiling water
  02/11/15
So underrated.
High-end azure jewess
  03/09/15
Lmao
know-it-all roommate
  05/11/15
any adult throwing herself a birthday party needs to be shot
Hairraiser Lilac Plaza Filthpig
  02/11/15
"My promise to myself on my 32nd birthday it to treat m...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
I am dying laughing. 180. Tell her Pauly Shore is on h...
Thriller dopamine pit
  02/11/15
Can we get a description of this shrew? What does she look/a...
underhanded sweet tailpipe boiling water
  02/11/15
She's an objective 7 blonde that would look like a real life...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/11/15
i laughed
Stirring institution sex offender
  02/11/15
...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/12/15
Quality thread. Would read again.
Citrine Irradiated Area
  02/12/15
legit loled from the office. Thank.
laughsome doctorate hell
  02/12/15
LOL
salmon hyperactive site fortuitous meteor
  02/12/15
hilarious. but also: i would never even dream of asking...
Irate locale national security agency
  02/12/15
This
180 Boistinker Liquid Oxygen
  03/09/15
lmao "here's all this milk!"
Contagious love of her life theater
  02/12/15
...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/12/15
no use crying over sent milk
glittery buff death wish
  02/12/15
Milk was a bad choice
High-end azure jewess
  02/12/15
Did everyone have a laugh about this, or are you just preten...
laughsome doctorate hell
  02/13/15
12 cartons of milk*
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  02/13/15
...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  03/09/15
...
Demanding hideous coffee pot pozpig
  03/09/15
This is so depressing and exactly why I never have birthday ...
180 Boistinker Liquid Oxygen
  03/09/15
*husband brings out huge platter of sizzling fajitas to the ...
charismatic theater stage
  03/09/15
He's also wearing a sombrero.
Comical office partner
  04/12/15
...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  05/11/15
At that point you should have just had the delivery man do t...
know-it-all roommate
  05/11/15
...
Aromatic Spot Juggernaut
  05/14/15
...
passionate famous landscape painting alpha
  06/02/17


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

My friend's wife had a birthday dinner last night. I rsvp'd no, but apparently no one other than her husband showed up. Evite shows 7 yes RSVP that all stood her up. They are close friends of ours. Ouch.

I learn this today and my fianceé and I decide to send her milk and cookies (tiff's treats, which is the goat cookie). I give my secretary my card and the girl's work address and instruct her to order her $25 of milk and cookies. I just now look at the post-delivery receipt: she was only sent milk. $25 of milk, no cookies.

Going to just call this one a loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27293821)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294506)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: vibrant umber church building

Low kelvin anecdote, hermano

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294515)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

here is 4 gallons of milk for your birthday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294523)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac location laser beams

...you fucking cow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294586)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Stirring institution sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27675815)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 5:48 PM
Author: crawly pea-brained patrolman abode

Refrigerated tale, sibling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295170)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Idiotic faggot firefighter

lol dude. Good story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294526)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: Sticky parlour messiness

started weak but i liked the milk part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294535)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Scarlet wild ticket booth community account

Will you have a word with your sec?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294545)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: stimulating point indirect expression

so they all straight no showed, or they cancelled last minute?

god damn, people are such fucking flakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294550)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

ALL no showed can u even imagine, I would azn food blogger myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294574)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: opaque spectacular lay

TBF, clearly some of these people were on the fence. Husband should've sussed this out and forced a reschedule. He should offer to let her peg him to make up for dropping the ball here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294595)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: 180 Boistinker Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460370)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Idiotic faggot firefighter

yeah that's the worst part. I hate flakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294589)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling pale lodge

Dem unique NO-flakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27296184)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: carmine diverse kitty cat kitchen

180. this "birthday dinner" bullshit needs to end. particularly when it's some married bitch trying to make people come to her house on a tuesday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294562)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

right. I agree w you. Would you like some milk w ur foie gras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294570)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: crawly pea-brained patrolman abode

Dude come on, we're all lonely lawyers and it's nice to have an actual, in-person, honest-to-God get-together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295182)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: carmine diverse kitty cat kitchen

people are all phony try hards and everything they say is bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27299439)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: emerald frisky macaca scourge upon the earth

I'd feel kinda sad if nobody showed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294571)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

that is why I sent her milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294576)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: underhanded sweet tailpipe boiling water

loling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295147)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: Stirring institution sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295763)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: jade talented useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27675112)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac location laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27871582)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: crystalline antidepressant drug stage

seriously why can they not do ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294588)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: opaque spectacular lay

Tell sec she has to shell out for $100 worth of cookies to go with all that milk and make sure it arrives today so that you don't look like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294590)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

12 cartons of milk delivered to your office with a balloon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294600)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Sticky parlour messiness

sending you the gift of PROTEIN and GAINS

your friend, mark rippetoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294618)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: plum skinny woman

read this as protein and GAS. also correct I suppose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295122)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: bateful foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295785)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2019 8:11 AM
Author: Bearded twinkling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#38568875)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2019 9:37 AM
Author: Sick transparent base weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#38569032)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: nudist hospital

She'd prob just send another shipment of milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294637)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: titillating infuriating field depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294608)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Scarlet wild ticket booth community account

Why didnt u have a talk with your secretary to rectify?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294658)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

I just left a small carton of milk on her chair as a warning. It's ultimately a minor offense that doesn't involve work responsibilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294688)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Motley corner nibblets

Even the cookies were a no-show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27294766)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: underhanded sweet tailpipe boiling water

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295157)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: High-end azure jewess

So underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460466)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: know-it-all roommate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27871654)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lilac Plaza Filthpig

any adult throwing herself a birthday party needs to be shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295183)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

"My promise to myself on my 32nd birthday it to treat myself and have it all!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295351)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 6:18 PM
Author: Thriller dopamine pit

I am dying laughing. 180.

Tell her Pauly Shore is on his way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295434)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: underhanded sweet tailpipe boiling water

Can we get a description of this shrew? What does she look/act like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295697)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

She's an objective 7 blonde that would look like a real life Disney character if you said, make her a real person but not too pretty.

She is c-suite track at one of the super majors, don't want to talk too much sht but other than being married she checks every shrew box possible, including constantly training for half marathons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27296170)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Stirring institution sex offender

i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27295752)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27298472)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 2:00 AM
Author: Citrine Irradiated Area

Quality thread. Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27298510)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: laughsome doctorate hell

legit loled from the office. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27298544)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: salmon hyperactive site fortuitous meteor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27298552)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Irate locale national security agency

hilarious.

but also: i would never even dream of asking my secretary to do anything like this. every secretary i have ever had has acted resentful when i've asked them to do things like make copies or take messages for me. i can't even imagine what they'd do if i asked them to do something for me on a personal matter. probably something like order $25 worth of milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27299448)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: 180 Boistinker Liquid Oxygen

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460374)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Contagious love of her life theater

lmao

"here's all this milk!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27299454)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27302344)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 5:48 PM
Author: glittery buff death wish

no use crying over sent milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27302562)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 6:55 PM
Author: High-end azure jewess

Milk was a bad choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27303051)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: laughsome doctorate hell

Did everyone have a laugh about this, or are you just pretending that it didn't happen?

I like picturing the entire floor wondering what's with the 18 milks in the fridge all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27305287)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut

12 cartons of milk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27308852)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460335)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Demanding hideous coffee pot pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460351)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: 180 Boistinker Liquid Oxygen

This is so depressing and exactly why I never have birthday parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460382)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: charismatic theater stage

*husband brings out huge platter of sizzling fajitas to the dining table set for 8 ppl, plops it in front of wife*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27460697)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Comical office partner

He's also wearing a sombrero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27675109)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27871571)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: know-it-all roommate

At that point you should have just had the delivery man do the milk gallon slam at their doorstep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27871643)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Spot Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#27892070)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2017 7:36 AM
Author: passionate famous landscape painting alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805670&forum_id=2#33453494)