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Amy Kieran outs 7yr son asFAG, shocked when he's "bullied" (Huff

Bully My Son at Your Own Risk By: Amy Kieran I knew when...
.,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,
  03/17/15
how can you know if you are gay before puberty?
hacked214251
  03/17/15
Exactly.
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  03/17/15
Bc mommy said so
late night sneaky uncle
  03/17/15
did you pick up on the fact that both of their sons are gay?
President of the Howdy Doody Circus Army
  03/17/15
I knew I liked girls before puberty.
IronMonkey
  03/17/15
i do remember sucking on the tits of my sister's barbie doll...
hacked214251
  03/17/15
Seems pretty obvious to me.
~~(> ' ' )>
  03/17/15
I had huge crushes on chicks in pre school. I'm still friend...
michael doodikoff
  03/17/15
Knew I liked chicks in kindergarten But yeah this woman s...
spring books
  03/17/15
You can if mommy is forcing you into nightly three-ways with...
CapTTTainFalcon
  03/17/15
that's a four way, shitlib
President of the Howdy Doody Circus Army
  03/17/15
women are so horrible this is disgusting
boiroast tp
  03/17/15
I expect that many of these "gay" pre-teens will d...
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  03/17/15
too late at that point. kids will be fucked up for life beca...
Haha.
  03/17/15
You're right, I fear
.,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,
  03/17/15
the kid may very well be gay, and if he is whatever. but ...
Rafael Ironside, FIVE TIME ATP Year-End #1
  03/17/15
there is NEVER a case where a mother should publicly discuss...
Haha.
  03/17/15
yes agreed. just parent and support and love your kids. jf...
Rafael Ironside, FIVE TIME ATP Year-End #1
  03/17/15
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Rampart
  08/03/15
It's like that one mother who said YEP, MY SON IS GAY (or ma...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  03/17/15
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id...
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  03/17/15
I don't give a fuck about that. I hate women for emasculatin...
boiroast tp
  03/17/15
shes jsut being a GOOD MOM
Non sequitur
  03/17/15
these things are related. the mother is a narcissist who is...
Haha.
  03/17/15
Never forget the six gorillion!
CapTTTainFalcon
  03/17/15
tcr, but of course we fuck up by giving these narcissists to...
Rafael Ironside, FIVE TIME ATP Year-End #1
  03/17/15
"What's up?" I asked my husband. He shrugged. &...
Judas Jones
  03/17/15
Soooo MF CR
GOY GUN NUT
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donny (retired)
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Down and anon6356 in Paris and London
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Hiroshi Tanahashi Coates
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Down and anon6356 in Paris and London
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DrakeMallard
  08/03/15
there is no 'conversation' to be had here. this woman needs ...
Haha.
  03/17/15
"And as awful as it is to say, I had been waiting for t...
Get Thee To The Rapery
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Non sequitur
  03/17/15
Twist: Amy Kieran is in St. Louis Missouri Husband Daniel...
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he's a stay at home dad so fuck that fag
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(Amy)
boiroast tp
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michael doodikoff
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~~(> ' ' )>
  03/17/15
reading half of this article made me nauseous what a hor...
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*blows down ur door w/ shotgun* DID YOU KNOW MY 7y/o KID LIK...
Haha.
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hacked214251
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Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant
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Natalie Imbruglia circa 1997
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"We can't be sure he's gay until I suck his cock and he...
hung stud
  03/17/15
Lmao gas all women
Hiroshi Tanahashi Coates
  03/17/15
This fucking cunt needs to be jailed. She's almost as bad as...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  03/17/15
"mother honey badger with rabies" probably the ...
President of the Howdy Doody Circus Army
  03/17/15
"In our house the bathroom is one of the few places ava...
azn girl editing 20-paragraph yelp review
  08/03/15
I'm going to out her husband as gay too.
Big Papa
  08/03/15


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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


Bully My Son at Your Own Risk

By: Amy Kieran

I knew when I walked into the house that something was wrong.

"Babe," my husband said, "your oldest needs some mom time."

I looked further into the house and saw my 10-year-old son sitting on the couch, arms crossed, huffing and looking at his lap.

"What's up?" I asked my husband.

He shrugged. "I have no idea. Go work your magic."

Even though my husband is a stay-at-home dad, I seem to have this special power over my sons. Or maybe it's just tenacity, because if one of them is upset, I will not stop until I get what's wrong out of them.

I snuggled up to my son and poked him in the side. "What going on, baby?" I asked.

He huffed.

"You don't want to talk about it?"

He shook his head and and looked away from me.

I sighed. "Yeah, kiddo, you know that's not how it works." I pried one of his arms away from his middle and held his hand in mine. "Do we need to go to the bathroom?"

In our house the bathroom is one of the few places available for a private conversation away from all the distractions. But today the bathroom would not be required.

"Stupid Michael!" my son yelled, naming a boy in his class.

"What about Michael?" I prodded.

"He was saying things about me being gay. He said it was illegal!"

My son, though just 10 years old, has been openly identifying as gay for over three years. And as awful as it is to say, I had been waiting for this moment. Before that day, my oldest son had never dealt with any anti-gay sentiment at school (though his younger brother had). But as the parent of a gay kid in middle America, I knew it was only a matter of time. We had tried to prepare him. We'd talked to him about the hate that is out there in the world. We'd told him that some people don't like gay people. We'd discussed different political candidates, etc., but it was never part of his day-to-day life -- until now.

I'd like to say that I had a cool and measured response to this kid saying being gay is illegal, but I would totally be lying. My first thought, the mother-honey-badger-with-rabies thought, was that I wanted to find this Michael kid and rip his arms off. Yes, that is totally unfair and unreasonable and un-a-lot-of-things, but there it was. I managed to be a grownup and stuff that reaction down.

"Why do you think he said that, baby?" I asked in my kindest, Mom-loves-you voice.

"He said his parents told him."

And now I wanted to find Michael's parents and rip their arms off.

I pulled my too-big kid onto my lap. (He's 5-foot-2 now, so this looks a little ridiculous, but I am unwilling to stop.) "Is being gay illegal?" I asked in my softest voice.

He shook his head.

"Some people believe things that aren't true," I continued. "Just because they believe them doesn't make them true. You know that, right?"

"Yes," he hissed at me.

I stroked his hair for a while, then lifted his chin to look at me. What I saw in his face wasn't at all what I expected. I expected tears. I expected sadness and shame. I saw none of that. Instead I saw anger -- red-cheeked and fierce-eyed anger. "What did you say back to him?" I asked and watched as his expression turned sheepish.

He wriggled uncomfortably. "Stuff I'm not supposed to say at school," he said. "Then he ran away."

It took everything in me not to laugh.

We talked for a while about better things things to say. We talked about going to his teacher and the principal right away if it happened again. We talked about the gay people we know, and how none of them are illegal either. I told him how awesome he is. He rolled his eyes at me and said, "I know." We went on with our evening, and after the boys were in bed, my husband I talked about what had happened. We were both more than a little shocked.

We all know how this script is supposed to go: Gay kid gets teased and bullied. Gay kid feels demeaned and ashamed. Gay kid maybe gets beaten up. Gay kid runs off to lick his wounds and feel horrible about himself. Gay kid feels alone.

But not this time. This time the gay kid, my gay kid, got pissed. He fought back. And the bully ran away. Then the gay kid, my gay kid, went home and talked to his parents about it.

And you know what? I'm glad he got angry. That's a damn sight better than ashamed. He should be angry, because no one has the right to tell my kid that something he is is wrong. There should be no place for shame, because he has nothing to be ashamed of. Sure, he shouldn't have said bad words. But when I think of all those other kids out there being bullied in their schools, with no supportive parents or teachers, those kids who are ashamed and dying inside because of what people tell them about who they are, I can think of a few not-cool-for-school words I want to throw their way myself.

Now my husband and I have to face some facts. Our kid has had an idealist experience so far when it comes to his orientation. That time is over. Reality is settling down on us, a reality that is not always fun or pretty, a reality where our kid will be defending himself from the Michaels of the world, who have been taught by their parents to hate instead of love. We can't always protect him, so he'll need to protect himself, no matter how much that makes my internal mother honey badger with rabies scream with rage. But he will never be alone, because he will always have us to come home to, to tell him the truth, to tell him he's awesome.

So far so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505011)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: hacked214251

how can you know if you are gay before puberty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505026)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


Exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505030)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: late night sneaky uncle

Bc mommy said so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505136)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: President of the Howdy Doody Circus Army

did you pick up on the fact that both of their sons are gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27507406)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: IronMonkey

I knew I liked girls before puberty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505277)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: hacked214251

i do remember sucking on the tits of my sister's barbie dolls when i was like 6 or so, but still, how can you be SURE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505331)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Seems pretty obvious to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505817)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I had huge crushes on chicks in pre school. I'm still friends with my kindergarten crush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505296)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: spring books

Knew I liked chicks in kindergarten

But yeah this woman should not be discussing he child's sexuality, use a fucking pseudonym if you have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505458)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

You can if mommy is forcing you into nightly three-ways with Darnell, Tyrone, and LeMarcus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505474)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: President of the Howdy Doody Circus Army

that's a four way, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27507412)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: boiroast tp

women are so horrible this is disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505034)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


I expect that many of these "gay" pre-teens will decide that being gay is DISGUSTING once somebody explains cocksucking and anal sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505075)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Haha.

too late at that point. kids will be fucked up for life because their mothers brainwashed/hypersexualized them into believing they were 'gay'/trannies at age 7. the damage will be profound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505092)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


You're right, I fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505103)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, FIVE TIME ATP Year-End #1

the kid may very well be gay, and if he is whatever.

but what happens if he hits puberty and realizes he is not gay. now he needs to go through his whole life with 100 articles on the internet talking about him being gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505207)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: Haha.

there is NEVER a case where a mother should publicly discuss the 'sexuality' of her grade-school age children in the newspaper.

this is insanity. she needs to be flogged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505217)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, FIVE TIME ATP Year-End #1

yes agreed. just parent and support and love your kids. jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505293)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Rampart



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#28470385)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

It's like that one mother who said YEP, MY SON IS GAY (or maybe not...)

That will shadow him forever, regardless of what he winds up being. It's fine and harmless if he IS gay, but pretty bad for him if he's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505240)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1470530

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sarah_Manley

Poor Beckett Manley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505265)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: boiroast tp

I don't give a fuck about that. I hate women for emasculating and degrading things like this--wholly unnecessary to the story:

"What's up?" I asked my husband.

He shrugged. "I have no idea. Go work your magic."

Even though my husband is a stay-at-home dad, I seem to have this special power over my sons. Or maybe it's just tenacity, because if one of them is upset, I will not stop until I get what's wrong out of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505155)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

shes jsut being a GOOD MOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505177)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Haha.

these things are related.

the mother is a narcissist who is fascinated by the idea of getting tons of public attention for being Super-Mom to her trendily 'gay' son. she's a sick person. she's manufactured this situation for her own benefit. it's all there in her own words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505188)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Never forget the six gorillion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505497)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, FIVE TIME ATP Year-End #1

tcr, but of course we fuck up by giving these narcissists tons of attention, and thus causing more people to be narcissistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505541)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: Judas Jones

"What's up?" I asked my husband.

He shrugged. "I have no idea. Your big gay son is pouting on the couch. Go deal with that shit, I need a drink."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505288)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: GOY GUN NUT

Soooo MF CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505328)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: donny (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505352)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Down and anon6356 in Paris and London (champagne can never be too cold)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505767)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Hiroshi Tanahashi Coates



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505779)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27507000)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 6:09 PM
Author: Down and anon6356 in Paris and London (champagne can never be too cold)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27514167)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27670891)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Down and anon6356 in Paris and London (She took me back to the Hyatt House,I dont want to talk about it)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#28469909)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#28470306)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Haha.

there is no 'conversation' to be had here. this woman needs to be arrested and this child removed from the parents' custody immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505076)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:01 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

"And as awful as it is to say, I had been waiting for this moment."

Yeah I'm sure she hasn't been salivating waiting for the chance to use her son for promoting her beliefs again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505166)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505181)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


Twist: Amy Kieran is in St. Louis Missouri

Husband Daniel S. Kieran seems on board with all this



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505195)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


he's a stay at home dad so fuck that fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505221)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: boiroast tp

(Amy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505232)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505251)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: michael doodikoff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505304)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27507377)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: ..,,,.....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,...,,..,, (Pederastrian)


reading half of this article made me nauseous

what a horrid mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505174)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Haha.

*blows down ur door w/ shotgun* DID YOU KNOW MY 7y/o KID LIKES COCK?? HMM??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505311)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: hacked214251



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505334)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: donny (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505355)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505539)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Down and anon6356 in Paris and London (champagne can never be too cold)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505772)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 5:19 PM
Author: Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27507309)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: Natalie Imbruglia circa 1997



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27514145)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: hung stud

"We can't be sure he's gay until I suck his cock and he tears up my pussy, it's only natural"

I snuggled up to my son and poked him in the side. "What going on, baby?" I asked.

...

I sighed. "Yeah, kiddo, you know that's not how it works." I pried one of his arms away from his middle and held his hand in mine. "Do we need to go to the bathroom?"

...

I pulled my too-big kid onto my lap. (He's 5-foot-2 now, so this looks a little ridiculous, but I am unwilling to stop.)

...

I stroked his hair for a while, then lifted his chin to look at me. What I saw in his face wasn't at all what I expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505712)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Hiroshi Tanahashi Coates

Lmao gas all women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27505798)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

This fucking cunt needs to be jailed. She's almost as bad as the mother who was intentionally poisoning her son (ultimately to the son's death) with salt so that she could make a name for herself blogging about the peril of caring for an always-sick child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27507326)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: President of the Howdy Doody Circus Army

"mother honey badger with rabies"

probably the metaphors i hate more than any other are mothers comparing themselves to vicious animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#27507400)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: azn girl editing 20-paragraph yelp review

"In our house the bathroom is one of the few places available for a private conversation away from all the distractions. But today the bathroom would not be required."

i feel like there's a story behind this that explains all this kid's sexual confusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#28470105)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Big Papa

I'm going to out her husband as gay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2832118&forum_id=2#28470417)